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[CHIPS] "Roller Disco" S03-E01
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Ubiquitous
May 13, 2015, 4:28:43 AM5/13/15
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In this two-parter, Ponch and Jon cruise the Hollywood area looking for
participants in a star-studded roller disco benefit. In addition to the
cheesy 1970's disco rollerskatimng craze of the time, this one had
several memorable plots I thought were in seperate eps, like the kid
rollerskating for his life on the Interstaste, Agarn and Frank Burns,
who received a neck injury from a tailgater, attaching a metal plate to
the back of his car that created a nasty surprise for future tailgaters,
Leif Garret, and the infamous rollerskating bandits led by Irene Cara!
Some running commentary:
UBI: Oh yes, this is the one with the stupid little boy skating on the
Interstate!
UBI: Oh! Oh! Oh! And Irene Cara and her band of skating thieves! I could
have sworn she wore retractable wheels in her shoes...
UBI: ... how the hell is that little old lady unable to hear that brat
pounding on the side of her car?
UBI: Leif Garret? Damn, it's a star studedd spectacular!
UBI: Ponch and Jon take Mark home. Hello, foxy older sister!
UBI: Who wears short shorts? Mark's sisters wesr short shorts!
UBI: Ponch is so smooth with ladies, heh heh... not sure why their disco
skating students would participate in such a star-filled event,
tho...
UBI: Oh yeah... Agarn and Frank attach a plate to the back of their car
as a surprise for tailgaters.
UBI: Hey, it's Leif and Howie!
UBI: Let the sparks fly!
UBI: Five car pileup! Oh, hello, Leif Garret...
UBI: Thank gawd Leif was asleep and totally relaxed so he wasn't injured
in the wreck. Wait, what? That limbo only side-swiped the median!
UBI: Do you rollerskate, Leif Garret?
UBI: Whoot! Impromp disco skating!
UBI: Uh-oh! Irene and her gang are back!
UBI: Hmm, aren't those black guys ex-football players?
UBI: Ooooh, emBARassed!
UBI: Hey! You're Ed Macman! Wait, Regis Filbin was famous back then?
UBI: Howie... you're FIRED!
UBI: Leif, you're way too upset to drive...
UBI: Yes, Grossman, we know it's Leif in that car...
UBI: Oh, goodie, more disco rollerskating in da street!
UBI: Aha! There are those skate-shoes!
UBI: Dig those funky platform shoes!
UBI: The chase is on!
UBI: "To be continued"? Oh no, the suspense is boring me.
--
So to recap:
Iraq is imploding
Ebola is spreading
Russia is expanding
The US is being invaded
Vets are dying
IRS is lying
And Obama is fundraising & golfing
participants in a star-studded roller disco benefit. In addition to the
cheesy 1970's disco rollerskatimng craze of the time, this one had
several memorable plots I thought were in seperate eps, like the kid
rollerskating for his life on the Interstaste, Agarn and Frank Burns,
who received a neck injury from a tailgater, attaching a metal plate to
the back of his car that created a nasty surprise for future tailgaters,
Leif Garret, and the infamous rollerskating bandits led by Irene Cara!
Some running commentary:
UBI: Oh yes, this is the one with the stupid little boy skating on the
Interstate!
UBI: Oh! Oh! Oh! And Irene Cara and her band of skating thieves! I could
have sworn she wore retractable wheels in her shoes...
UBI: ... how the hell is that little old lady unable to hear that brat
pounding on the side of her car?
UBI: Leif Garret? Damn, it's a star studedd spectacular!
UBI: Ponch and Jon take Mark home. Hello, foxy older sister!
UBI: Who wears short shorts? Mark's sisters wesr short shorts!
UBI: Ponch is so smooth with ladies, heh heh... not sure why their disco
skating students would participate in such a star-filled event,
tho...
UBI: Oh yeah... Agarn and Frank attach a plate to the back of their car
as a surprise for tailgaters.
UBI: Hey, it's Leif and Howie!
UBI: Let the sparks fly!
UBI: Five car pileup! Oh, hello, Leif Garret...
UBI: Thank gawd Leif was asleep and totally relaxed so he wasn't injured
in the wreck. Wait, what? That limbo only side-swiped the median!
UBI: Do you rollerskate, Leif Garret?
UBI: Whoot! Impromp disco skating!
UBI: Uh-oh! Irene and her gang are back!
UBI: Hmm, aren't those black guys ex-football players?
UBI: Ooooh, emBARassed!
UBI: Hey! You're Ed Macman! Wait, Regis Filbin was famous back then?
UBI: Howie... you're FIRED!
UBI: Leif, you're way too upset to drive...
UBI: Yes, Grossman, we know it's Leif in that car...
UBI: Oh, goodie, more disco rollerskating in da street!
UBI: Aha! There are those skate-shoes!
UBI: Dig those funky platform shoes!
UBI: The chase is on!
UBI: "To be continued"? Oh no, the suspense is boring me.
--
So to recap:
Iraq is imploding
Ebola is spreading
Russia is expanding
The US is being invaded
Vets are dying
IRS is lying
And Obama is fundraising & golfing
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