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Feb 14, 2007, 8:50:56 PM2/14/07
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On Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:44:22 -0500, ci+ <c...@ciNukeSpam.com> wrote:

> pug <blue_...@earthlink.net> in
> news:vc0fs21ka6h3llle5...@4ax.com:
>
>>> On Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:36:46 GMT, "Pumpkinhead"
>>> <pumpkin_h...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> A good piece.
>>>
>>> "MCP" <gf010...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
>>> news:96Ixh.265471$MO2....@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>>>> http://whatmenthinkofwomen.blogspot.com/2007/02/valentines-day-le
>>>> gal-prostitution.html
>>>>
>>>> Valentines Day !
>>>>
>>>> How can we explain it in simple words ?
>>>>
>>>> How about " legal prostitution" ?
>>
>> Don't many men have a love/hate relationship with prostitutes,
>> porn stars, strippers and sluts?
>
>
> or so we read... :>

Did you like recently see an episode of Carnivale? or something?
whoa. Ferris wheel cart. And the wheel goes round and round? from
Jonesy to Ben and back to Jonesy.

>
>> Illegal/legal prostitution does
>> it really matter?
>>
>> As long as men continue to "adore" females, especially the "bad
>> girls" you will need to shell it out on V-day in order to get
>> some. That or just go to a strip club, shell out some cash, get a
>> lap dance, and go home with the "babe" as she empties your wallet
>> and bemoans to you how she became a stripper because of past
>> "abuse",
>
> she was raped by the pedestal...
>
>> blah, blah, blah. You will then put the stripper babe on
>> a pedestal and feel it your duty to *save* her from her degrading
>> plight.
>
> .. i'll kick that pedestal in the ass for you, princess...
>
>>>> It's all about HER !
>>
>> Yes indeed. That and it is all about how much money retailers can
>> make off the masses on V-day.
>
> think of the dead trees... raped by hallmark...

I TOLD everyone that Ferris wheel was the dam tree. It keeps looking like
the negative of the tree to me

>
>>>> Another day put aside to worship the privilege princess.
>>>> Still trying to get back onto that pedestal that feminism
>>>> smashed and replaced with "world victimhood", women only need
>>>> apply.
>>
>> Hey, it is you guys who keep putting females back on the pedestals
>> regardless if they "deserve" it or not. (see my stripper reference
>> above).
>
> [ed: i've never met a stripper, AFAIK]
>
>>>> Boycott Valentine's Day!
>>>> February 05, 2007
>>>> by Marc H. Rudov
>
>>>> It's February again. This can mean only one thing: the dreaded,
>>>> compulsory Valentine's Day is just around the corner. If you
>>>> forgot, fear
>>>> not: the onslaught of TV and radio commercials will remind you
>>>> and remind you and remind you. There is no escaping them, and
>>>> they all share a common theme: women are entitled to receive;
>>>> men are compelled to give. Nothing quite captures the essence of
>>>> love like female entitlement.
>>
>> Of what I have seen, on average, both men and women give to each
>> other on V-day. Yeah, maybe the ads just show a man giving his
>> "lady" a big honking diamond ring,
>
> videos of a guy raping hisself with a big honking diamond... on family
> tv?
>
>> but in real life, I have seen
>> the lady give her
>> "man" V-day *stuff* too.
>
> ppl are giving each other V-d stuff?
>
>> You are not compelled to give anyone, anything on V-day. The last
>> time I gave or got something on V-day was 15 years ago. If you
>> don't want to give anything, don't. Pretty simple, really.
>
> yes.. i'm not doing that again.. that lonely gay guy next door got the
> wrong idea last year...
>
>>>> Ask the typical woman to define romance. I'll lay odds that
>>>> she'll
>>>> describe a man buying and/or doing something for her,
>
> fantasies of "supplicating AFCs"!! ("Who Knew?")
>
>>>> without a
>>>> word about spoiling him. Why such narcissism? Simple. Most women
>>>> are raised to be self-absorbed takers, and insecure men continue
>>>> to tolerate and enable them.
>>
>> This statement has some truth. Many women believe romance involves
>> the guy buying her something,
>
> crack cocaine..
>
>
>> taking her out to dinner, etc.
>> However, to be fair, some women are learning to disown such a
>> definition. It's a slow process, but there are some women out
>> there that are not self-absorbed takers -- yes they are rare --
>> but they do exist.
>>
>> Take my word for it, you won't find such women hanging out in
>> strip clubs or showing their tits for the next "Girls Gone Wild"
>> video.
>
> hey.. there's a lovely valentines day gift.. and no trees get raped..
>
>>>> Are men worthless? Only if they never demand fairness and
>>>> reciprocity
>>>> from women - and many men don't. Valentine's Day, and all of its
>>>> pathetic rituals, represents the failure of men to stand up to
>>>> women - who, ironically, don't respect these eunuchs and don't
>>>> sexually crave them, either.
>
> never be raped by a pathetic eunuch...
>
>>> But they don't necessarily desire men who aren't like that either.
>>
>> Shouldn't you have asked the eternal a.s.s. question?
>>
>> What do women really want?
>
> no no no...
>
>> I say, who gives a shit what women want. What do *you* want? Go
>> after your wants and needs. Fairness and reciprocity in
>> relationships between men and women will never happen. Find a
>> woman who wants what you have to give and vice versa.
>> Like-mindedness helps.
>>
>>>> Visualize the annual V-Day ritual: women clucking around their
>>>> office
>>>> water coolers and late-morning Pilates classes in anticipation
>
> yes.. oh yes... they're fantasizing about being raped by pilates with
> eye patches...
>
>>>> of receiving Vermont Teddy Bears
>
> raped by...
>
>>>> or long-stem roses
>
> oh no... ow... ow..
>
>>>> , while men
>>>> are wringing their hands, dreading this day, resenting the
>>>> pressure, wondering what, if anything, would please their wives
>>>> and girlfriends. Why such anxiety? No man wants to end up in the
>>>> proverbial doghouse without sex.
>
>> Weird. A woman would hold back sex from her husband or boyfriend
>> because she didn't receive a dozen roses on V-day? Oh well, I
>> suppose it happens. I guess you guys are SOL. If you like to "walk
>> on eggshells" in your relationship, well, that is your choice.
>
> no.. not the eggshells, too....
>
>>> I think that men should learn to live without sex. It'll make
>>> them stronger.
>
> being raped by my right hand is not bad...
>
>> Yup. That or just be yourselves. Stop worrying about what women
>> want. Live your lives as men instead of she-men. Search for
>> females who don't freak out when a man acts like a man. (yes, you
>> will have to search as most females won't search for you).
>>
>>>> Tribute to Legal Prostitution
>>>>
>>>> What is Valentine's Day, really? An annual tribute to legal
>>>> prostitution.
>>>> After all, traditional dating and marriage are the chief
>>>> platforms of an age-old prostitutional bartering system through
>>>> which women receive gifts, cash, bling, stock, cars, meals,
>>>> homes, vacations, clothes, college tuition, business
>>>> partnerships, and spa memberships in exchange for sex.
>
> that's a large list of .. oh no... no... no....
>
>> Shit, how did I miss out on all the "stuff?"
>>
>> Spa memberships in exchange for sex? Well, I'm sold.
>
> those workout gyms/clubs are expensive.. what's the equivalent rate for
> bartering a membership for quickie? (and then
> will you be raped by the ifernal revenu servce?)
>
>>>> Accordingly, Valentine's Day is the capstone of legal
>>>> prostitution - its
>>>> epitome - because of the inescapable, pervasive societal and
>>>> commercial pressure to perform that it imposes on men. Think I'm
>>>> crazy? On February 14th, will your woman withhold sex if you
>>>> don't roll out the red carpet for her? Think about it.
>
> no.. not the red carpet.. i'ts.. too.. big...
>
>> For the few guys on a.s.s. who are in relationships with women,
>> will your "gals" withhold sex if you don't get them anything for
>> V-day?
>>
>> I am curious to see if the statement above is true.
>>
>> I thought women withhold sex for any number of reasons, not just
>> being giftless on V-day.
>>
>>>> Men humiliate and emasculate themselves by worshipping women
>>>> throughout
>>>> the year. And, it's totally unnecessary: women are more sexual
>>>> than men, and men must learn how to turn the tables. But, the
>>>> groveling is never so acute as on Valentine's Day, when men pay
>>>> premiums for flowers and dinners and baubles. For what? To avoid
>>>> a fight? To get laid?
>
> baubles...
>
>> Perhaps some men enjoy giving gifts to their women on V-day. Hey,
>> I am just saying it is possible.
>>
>>>> Never, ever allow your woman to be the center of your
>>>> relationship, as is
>>>> too often the case. If that's your unfortunate situation, you
>>>> have no balls
>
> raped by my own balls...
>
>>> I think that "no self respect" is a more appropriate term.
>
> and by self repect...
>
>> Unless such a man enjoys being the wearer of the dress in the
>> relationship (hey, some men do).
>
> and a dress..
>
>>>> and no relationship.
>>>
>>> Actually, I think that there can be a relationship under these
>>> circumstances. It would just be a far from ideal relationship.
>>
>> There are lots of relationships where the woman controls the
>> household, money and her man -- and vice versa. What it comes down
>> to is if both people are "happy" in such relationships, then what
>> is the harm?
>
> raped by happiness...
>
>>>> Here are three, quick rules to gauge your relationship's
>>>> temperature on
>>>> Valentine's Day:
>>>>
>>>> * If she's a selfish taker who expects you to entertain her,
>>>> dump her.
>>>> Valentine's Day is the perfect day to do that.
>>
>> Don't you want to be the continual clown? Make me laugh! Make me
>> laugh!
>
> slut! i'll rape you with terrible jokes.. :>
>
>>>> * If your woman threatens to break up or withhold sex if you
>>>> don't take
>>>> her out on this commercial occasion, end it with her on February
>>>> 13th.
>
> move the earth to make that friday...
>
>> Imagine what she'll tell the girls at the office the next
>>>> day!
>>
>> I can only imagine -- zzzzz
>
>
>>>> * If your "relationship" is so utterly boring and empty that
>>>> you use
>>>> February 14th as an excuse to pretend that all is well, break up
>>>> ASAP - do yourselves a big favor.
>>
>> Well since most people are boring and empty 24/7/365,
>
> and twice on saundays..
>
>> it is no
>> wonder the divorce rate is so high.
>>
>>>> Real romance is about spontaneity, choice,
>
> not those too.. ouch..
>
>>>> and reciprocity.
>
> aha! it's about time!
>
>>>> Valentine's
>>>> Day, on the other hand, is contrived, commercial, unilateral
>>>> nonsense.
>
> raped by nonsense...
>
>>>> If you want to do something special and genuine,
>>>> choose her birthday and other times when she least expects it.
>
> do it anywhere... in the hall... as she steps out of the shower... the
> element of surprise.. it's so romantic (you *did*
> remember to wear the eye patch?)


Also, yes, Varlan got baptized.

>
>>>> Anything done on Valentine's Day is a joke.
>>
>> Sounds like the author doesn't like V-day. Hey, it's not my
>> favorite
>> "holiday" either -- but some people get into it. It is easy enough
>> to
>> ignore such a "holiday."
>>
>>>> Parting words: If you kiss a woman's ass,
>
> hopefully a fine ass... ..

I had to roar with laughter about that one

>
>>>> at any time and for
>>>> any reason, especially on Valentine's Day, you can kiss your
>>>> own ass - and the wallet attached to it - goodbye.
>>
>> Ya think?
>
> sometimes.. but i've been raped by thinking...
>
>>>> About the Author
>>>>
>>>> Marc H. Rudov is an internationally recognized author of 40
>>>> articles and
>>>> the books Under the Clitoral Hood: How to Crank Her Engine
>>>> Without Cash, Booze, or Jumper CablesTM (ISBN 9780974501727),
>>>> and The Man's No-Nonsense Guide to Women: How to Succeed in
>>>> Romance on Planet EarthTM (ISBN 0974501719).
>>
>> Although the article was somewhat interesting, Marc needs to up
>> the humor and sarcasm a bit to grab my full attention. But hey,
>> its always somewhat amusing to read unPC rants every once in a
>> while.
>
> erm.. tho "one man's" pc is another man's unpc.. and .. i'd rather the
> propagandists keep busier trying to rape each other
> than rape me :>
>
>> pug
>
> btw, a.s.s gals... my doorstep is just a harmless doorstep, not a
> pedestal!!!
>

good call on the crone thing. I had NEVEr noticed that. Though, in
Carnivale, I thought Crone was her
characterization not her last name.

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