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Tim Bruening

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Mar 16, 2005, 3:36:58 AM3/16/05
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Vampyre: Pile of Count Dracula and his relations that's been set on
fire.

Where's the werewolf?

Tim Bruening

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Jun 20, 2005, 1:07:04 AM6/20/05
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nemo

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Jun 22, 2005, 9:30:07 AM6/22/05
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Vampyre: Pile of Count Dracula and his relations that's been set on
> fire.
>
> Where's the werewolf?
>

He's been skinned! So now the question is: 'Who wears the werewolf?'

Nemo
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Tim Bruening

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Mar 16, 2007, 5:00:19 PM3/16/07
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Tim Bruening

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clau...@webtv.net

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Mar 16, 2009, 7:36:57 PM3/16/09
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Vampier...... one who sucks the fillings out of pies.

Hampire....... a pig with fangs

Jampire......one who sucks the jelly out of those little rectangular
packages at restaurants.


Lambpire.....Sheep with fangs


Nampire.......a vampire from Southeast Asia

Pampire......a non-stick vampire

Rampire.......Goat with fangs

Whampire.......George Michaels (the one who sucks) LOL

nemo

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Mar 17, 2009, 5:21:53 PM3/17/09
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Vampyre: Pile of Count Dracula and his relations that's been set on
> fire.
>
> Where's the werewolf?

Who's the whowolf?

And What's the Wattwolf?

Both of him ia a wild K9 who uses lots of electricity.


T-wrecks

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Mar 17, 2009, 6:46:58 PM3/17/09
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On Mar 16, 7:36 pm, claudi...@webtv.net wrote:

> Whampire.......George Michaels (the one who sucks) LOL

Lol... Whimpire: George Michal Bluth (the one who can't catch) :)

Harold Groot

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Mar 18, 2009, 1:33:43 AM3/18/09
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On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:21:53 GMT, "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

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>"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>news:49BEC957...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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>> Vampyre: Pile of Count Dracula and his relations that's been set on
>> fire.
>>
>> Where's the werewolf?
>
>Who's the whowolf?

No, Who's on first


>And What's the Wattwolf?

What's on second

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Harold Groot

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Mar 19, 2009, 4:00:08 AM3/19/09
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On Wed, 18 Mar 2009 08:39:36 -0700, Sir F. A. Rien
<jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:

>que...@infionline.net (Harold Groot) found these unused words:


>
>>On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:21:53 GMT, "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>>>news:49BEC957...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>>>
>>>> Vampyre: Pile of Count Dracula and his relations that's been set on
>>>> fire.
>>>>
>>>> Where's the werewolf?
>>>
>>>Who's the whowolf?
>>
>>No, Who's on first
>>
>>
>>>And What's the Wattwolf?
>>
>>What's on second
>>

>Ida know ...
>
THIRD BASE!


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