Hold your boobs -- SMG on SNL
Mike Zeares
That whole steaming pile of horse manure otherwise known as SNL's season
finale was worth it just for the "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine"
sketch, and for Sarah's Britney Spears impression in the previous sketch
(first time she's shown her belly button on tv?). Oh, and I guess it
was worth it to see SMG tell Cheri Oteri "I'm gonna make you my bitch!"
Otherwise, the show pretty much stank. The sketches were too long, and
weren't particularly funny, though there were amusing moments scattered
sort of randomly. Made me realize what a jewel last season's show with
SMG was.
-- Mike Zeares
"GET ON THE DAMN BAG!"
Lisa or Jeff
I don't want SNL anymore, but I see it's got a little more racy.
I was surpised in the cabin fight scene since I thought, on live TV,
it'd be pretty easy to screw up the chest grabbing and either rip someone's
clothes or pop out her breast. (Rehersal of those scenes must have been
interesting.)
I must admit I miss the old SNL days. Back then it probably wasn't all
that much better than today, but it was thought of as something new
and experimental. (Actually it was neither, but young people in
the 1970s didn't know live TV of the early 1950s).
BHayes1016
>That whole steaming pile of horse manure otherwise known as SNL's season
>finale was worth it just for the "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine"
>sketch, and for Sarah's Britney Spears impression in the previous sketch
>(first time she's shown her belly button on tv?). Oh, and I guess it
>was worth it to see SMG tell Cheri Oteri "I'm gonna make you my bitch!"
I didn't think the show was funny at all. I agree, the boobs thing made the
whole show. :-) And, she was wearing a see-through top at the end.
Buddy Hayes
The Artist Formerly Known As "SMG's first husband"
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Ian J. Ball
mze...@mindspring.com (Mike Zeares) wrote:
> Oh. My. God.
>
> That whole steaming pile of horse manure otherwise known as SNL's season
> finale was worth it just for the "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine"
> sketch,
Eh, I would have settled for a picture of her doing this on a real
magazine cover! ;)
> and for Sarah's Britney Spears impression in the previous sketch
> (first time she's shown her belly button on tv?).
I was expecting that, and I *loved* it. I wish it could have been longer,
and I wish they'd actually used The Backstreet Boys in the sketch as well.
> Oh, and I guess it
> was worth it to see SMG tell Cheri Oteri "I'm gonna make you my bitch!"
I didn't like that skit either. I actually liked the Little League on better.
The only real funny bits in the whole show didn't even involve SMG: Cheri
Oteri as Amy Fisher and Tim Meadows doing Billy Dee Williams during the
Weekend Update were the only things that made me laugh out loud.
> Otherwise, the show pretty much stank. The sketches were too long, and
> weren't particularly funny, though there were amusing moments scattered
> sort of randomly. Made me realize what a jewel last season's show with
> SMG was.
Yeah, that one had a *lot* in it. I especially liked her last stint's Goth
skit, and The View skit of course.
What I really missed this time, and what I hoped they'd do would be a
celebrity Jeopardy skit with her as somebody famous. I always like the
celebrity Jeopardy skits. I'm also amazed they didn't do an Antonio
Banderas Show skit with SMG either (when they did do one of these skits
when Jennifer Love Hewitt was on).
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gothguy56
that impression of brittany spears wuz so funnY!!
Mike Zeares <mze...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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> Oh. My. God.
>
> That whole steaming pile of horse manure otherwise known as SNL's season
> finale was worth it just for the "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine"
> (first time she's shown her belly button on tv?). Oh, and I guess it
> was worth it to see SMG tell Cheri Oteri "I'm gonna make you my bitch!"
> weren't particularly funny, though there were amusing moments scattered
> sort of randomly. Made me realize what a jewel last season's show with
> SMG was.
>
MKahnFan
>finale was worth it just for the "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine"
>sketch, and for Sarah's Britney Spears impression in the previous sketch
>(first time she's shown her belly button on tv?).
Before this episode aired, it had occurred to me how infrequently, if at all, I
had seen Sarah's belly button, so the double-dose last night was rather ironic.
-Ben
Mike Zeares
>In article <373eb52e....@news.mindspring.com>,
>mze...@mindspring.com (Mike Zeares) wrote:
>
>> Oh. My. God.
>>
>> That whole steaming pile of horse manure otherwise known as SNL's season
>> finale was worth it just for the "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine"
>> sketch,
>
>Eh, I would have settled for a picture of her doing this on a real
>magazine cover! ;)
I was stunned by the picture of Denise Richard's mag cover (the
existance of which was unknown to me), then there was Sarah. I had to
pick up two things -- the remote and my jaw.
>> and for Sarah's Britney Spears impression in the previous sketch
>> (first time she's shown her belly button on tv?).
>
>I was expecting that, and I *loved* it. I wish it could have been longer,
>and I wish they'd actually used The Backstreet Boys in the sketch as well.
It would have been even funnier if I had seen Britney and her new little
friends at the KCA's when it aired (I saw some vid caps today). Egad,
what the hell *were* those? Boob job? Falsies? Alien life form?
>The only real funny bits in the whole show didn't even involve SMG: Cheri
>Oteri as Amy Fisher and Tim Meadows doing Billy Dee Williams during the
>Weekend Update were the only things that made me laugh out loud.
Neither did anything for me. I only recorded part of the Update.
>
>> Otherwise, the show pretty much stank. The sketches were too long, and
>> weren't particularly funny, though there were amusing moments scattered
>> sort of randomly. Made me realize what a jewel last season's show with
>> SMG was.
>
>Yeah, that one had a *lot* in it. I especially liked her last stint's Goth
>skit, and The View skit of course.
Both were all-time classics. Heh, "Go stand over there!" They have The
View down cold.
-- Mike Zeares
Mike Zeares
>>That whole steaming pile of horse manure otherwise known as SNL's season
>>finale was worth it just for the "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine"
>>sketch, and for Sarah's Britney Spears impression in the previous sketch
>>(first time she's shown her belly button on tv?).
>
>Before this episode aired, it had occurred to me how infrequently, if at all, I
>had seen Sarah's belly button, so the double-dose last night was rather ironic.
Now if we can just get her, Aly, and Charisma to wear little belly
shirts on the show. Somebody get a message to Wardrobe. <g>
-- Mike Zeares, who'd like to see a cutest belly-button contest between
the ladies of "Buffy" and the ladies of "Xena."
JPo6531128
>the ladies of "Buffy" and the ladies of "Xena."
>
Although I love 'em all, my personal choice for winner has got to go to
Gabrielle.
I think she's the one I'd want to marry more than any other, with Aly running a
close second.
Vampire Willow, on the other hand, could be my mistress or concubine......she'd
bite down deep in my neck, drinking deeply my red blood, leaving me just
enough to make it home in time to recharge with a steak and Gatorade in time to
do Gabrielle, my wife!
....I reaaaaly need to get a life.
Mike Zeares
>>- Mike Zeares, who'd like to see a cutest belly-button contest between
>>the ladies of "Buffy" and the ladies of "Xena."
>>
>
>Although I love 'em all, my personal choice for winner has got to go to
>Gabrielle.
I'm riiight there with ya, pal. Although Aly could give ROC a run for
her money in the abs department. My other X:WP candidates for cute
belly button are Hudson Leik, Alexandra Tydings ("Aphrodite," and who
will also compete in the "Best flotation device" contest with Charisma
Carpenter), and Danielle Cormack ("Ephiny"). Lucy Lawless and Sarah
Michelle Gellar will participate it the "Tough Dame Most Guys Would Most
Like To Be Beaten Senseless By" competition. Could be a toss-up.
Fianlly, we have Eliza Dushku vs. Meighan Desmond ("Discord") for "Best
Portrayal of a Skanky Ho'." Let the games begin!
>I think she's the one I'd want to marry more than any other, with Aly running a
>close second.
[snip the usual decent into sexual fantasy]
>....I reaaaaly need to get a life.
Or at least a girlfriend. Or would getting a life have to come first?
It's all so confusing.
-- Mike Zeares, Confused Dateless Goober
David Hines
Mike Zeares <mze...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>I'm riiight there with ya, pal. Although Aly could give ROC a run for
>her money in the abs department.
Tough call. I think we should have Ms. Hannigan put on that little number
from "Halloween," then stand next to ROC in the BGSB. By careful study of
both their forms, I should be able to reach a careful and impartial
decision in about a week.
>Alexandra Tydings ("Aphrodite," and who will also compete in the "Best
>flotation device" contest with Charisma Carpenter)
Actually, I liked the young lady they had as Athena in the episode that
did a riff on the Golden Apples myth. Although Ms. Tydings has her
charms.
[Gellar/Lawless]
>"Tough Dame Most Guys Would Most Like To Be Beaten Senseless By"
>competition. Could be a toss-up.
Lucy Lawless. No question. I realize I'm going to sound like a complete
and total alien in saying this, but Ms. Gellar just doesn't do it for me.
Of course, Charisma Carpenter didn't do a whole lot for me until her
infamous layout. I don't think I have *ever* seen pictures that reduced
me to such stammering insensibility, but that shot of her in fishnets...
... okay, I'm back.
ObEqual Opportunity: For the title of "Sexiest Male:" Anthony Stewart Head
versus Kevin "Ares" Smith.
--
David Hines
a tuber
David Hines <hra...@mib.org> wrote:
>In article <373fb235....@news.mindspring.com>,
>Mike Zeares <mze...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>
>>I'm riiight there with ya, pal. Although Aly could give ROC a run for
>>her money in the abs department.
>
>Tough call. I think we should have Ms. Hannigan put on that little number
>from "Halloween," then stand next to ROC in the BGSB. By careful study of
>both their forms, I should be able to reach a careful and impartial
>decision in about a week.
Let's form a committee and impart awards. Sadly, however, I am unable to
attend your upcoming goober. I wish you luck; my season premiere goober
of last year crashed and burned. Ok, it didn't happen.
>[Gellar/Lawless]
>>"Tough Dame Most Guys Would Most Like To Be Beaten Senseless By"
>>competition. Could be a toss-up.
>
>Lucy Lawless. No question. I realize I'm going to sound like a complete
>and total alien in saying this, but Ms. Gellar just doesn't do it for me.
Hines, if you continue to express opinions that are mine, I will
have to conclude that you are intellectually stalking me. I assure
you, I am pure hetero. I liked you better when you were purely cranky.
>Of course, Charisma Carpenter didn't do a whole lot for me until her
>infamous layout. I don't think I have *ever* seen pictures that reduced
>me to such stammering insensibility, but that shot of her in fishnets...
>
>... okay, I'm back.
Once again you are late on the uptake, but eventually conform to my
omniscient point of view.
-Dan Damouth
--
Joss Whedon: "As far as I'm concerned, the first episode of BUFFY
was the beginning of my career. It was the first time I told a
story from start to finish the way I wanted."
Mike Zeares
>In article <373fb235....@news.mindspring.com>,
>Mike Zeares <mze...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>
>>I'm riiight there with ya, pal. Although Aly could give ROC a run for
>>her money in the abs department.
>
>Tough call. I think we should have Ms. Hannigan put on that little number
>from "Halloween," then stand next to ROC in the BGSB. By careful study of
>both their forms, I should be able to reach a careful and impartial
>decision in about a week.
... or two. Something this crucial requires careful study.
>>Alexandra Tydings ("Aphrodite," and who will also compete in the "Best
>>flotation device" contest with Charisma Carpenter)
>
>Actually, I liked the young lady they had as Athena in the episode that
>did a riff on the Golden Apples myth. Although Ms. Tydings has her
>charms.
Yeah, two***NO CARRIER***
>[Gellar/Lawless]
>>"Tough Dame Most Guys Would Most Like To Be Beaten Senseless By"
>>competition. Could be a toss-up.
>
>Lucy Lawless. No question. I realize I'm going to sound like a complete
>and total alien in saying this, but Ms. Gellar just doesn't do it for me.
She does for me, but LL does it better. It's the sword. I dig Babes
With Swords. And she can sing.
>Of course, Charisma Carpenter didn't do a whole lot for me until her
>infamous layout. I don't think I have *ever* seen pictures that reduced
>me to such stammering insensibility, but that shot of her in fishnets...
CLEAR! <shock>
>... okay, I'm back.
>
>ObEqual Opportunity: For the title of "Sexiest Male:" Anthony Stewart Head
>versus Kevin "Ares" Smith.
>
I know people who will trample ASH to get to Kevin.
-- Mike Zeares
Heather Garvey
>
>ObEqual Opportunity: For the title of "Sexiest Male:" Anthony Stewart Head
>versus Kevin "Ares" Smith.
Ow! Head...hurts...Cannot...CHOOSE!
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fibs
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>
> ObEqual Opportunity: For the title of "Sexiest Male:" Anthony Stewart Head
> versus Kevin "Ares" Smith.
My vote is for ASH, he's just too yummy!
fibs
Toni
wrote:
>David Hines <hra...@mib.org> wrote:
>>ObEqual Opportunity: For the title of "Sexiest Male:" Anthony Stewart Head
>>versus Kevin "Ares" Smith.
> Ow! Head...hurts...Cannot...CHOOSE!
I dunno what the big deal is? Kevin Smith? Oh wait, you guys
never saw his nude frontal scene? Heh, NZ art films :)
I always thought that ASH was charming in his British way and
that Kevin was just that raw animal magnetism. Culture vs grunt so to
speak.
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H. McDaniel
>> was worth it to see SMG tell Cheri Oteri "I'm gonna make you my bitch!"
>I don't want SNL anymore, but I see it's got a little more racy.
>I was surpised in the cabin fight scene since I thought, on live TV,
>it'd be pretty easy to screw up the chest grabbing and either rip someone's
>clothes or pop out her breast. (Rehersal of those scenes must have been
>interesting.)
>I must admit I miss the old SNL days. Back then it probably wasn't all
>that much better than today, but it was thought of as something new
>and experimental. (Actually it was neither, but young people in
>the 1970s didn't know live TV of the early 1950s).
Are you insane? Of course the old SNL was better. Late 70's through
very early 80s with Gilda, Murray, Chevy, Belushi, Dean Martin et al.
These guys are still legends. Every show was a treat. Chevy falling
off a tall ladder or chair to start off every show: classic. Show
me a comedian today willing to give up the body like that ;)
-McDaniel