Ann B. Davis' Death - New Details

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My friends, I just heard (from a VERY reliable source) that Ann did, in fact, die after a fall in the bathroom. What was left out of the story, however, was that she slipped on a BM (bowel movement). Ann was grunting out a large, brittle, and scratchy BM (bowel movement). Ann was straining so hard to pass the BM (bowel movement) that her nipple hairs (which were extremely sharp, thick, and elongated) were taut and extended out about two feet in front of her. Unfortunately, the friend with whom she was living, came into the bathroom when he heard Ann grunting and moaning and he ran right into one of Ann's nipple hairs. Needless to say, the nipple hair was so sharp, it pierced his eyeball. The poor guy shrieked with pain which surprised Ann. As a result, she leapt from the toilet (on which she was depositing her BM (bowel movement)) and ran to her friend. Ann was so surprised when her friend yelled that a large BM (bowel movement) dropped from her wrinkled leather doughnut. Unfortunately, the BM (bowel movement) shot out from Ann like a bullet and landed on the floor. Ann tripped on it as she was running to help her friend and she hit her head on the counter in the bathroom (by the way, the counter was lined with several BMs (bowel movements) that Ann had saved over the years as ornaments from her days on the Brady Bunch). Tragically, Ann was knocked unconscious and could not be revived.