Happy Birthday, Maureen McCormick [two days late]-Bowel Movement check

[Marcia Brady]

THE girl in the BB is 53. As we know, a year ago she'd finished her
memoirs titled "Here's the Story". 8/05/56. [Ironically, another
famous blonde, Marilyn Monroe, b.1926, Norma Jean Nilsson, famed for
standing over a particuarly breezy air gratiing opn a street, died on
the same date only in 1962.]

HA! No BM comments!

[Kingsfan13]

Marcia is 53? God only knows how many BMs (bowel movements) she has
passed in those 53 years. Hard BMs (bowel movements), soft BMs (bowel
movements), stringy BMs (bowel movements), elongated BMs (bowel
movements), unformed BMs (bowel movements), rapid-fire BMs (bowel
movements), pellet BMs (bowel movements), etc. Did you know that
Sherwood Schwartz has saved a BM (bowel movement) sample from every
person who has ever appeard on the Brady Bunch? They are in a freezer
in his garage. The Robert Reed BM (bowel movement) and the Mrs.
Thurston Howell, III (Natalie Schaeffer) BM (bowel movement) are the
most valuable in the collection. I hear that the least valuable BMs
(bowel movements) are the ones from Cousin Oliver.

[SJC]

The BM comments here are sick and so not appropriate, to borrow a "Friends" phrase

-Cooper the Golden Retriever (my neice and son in law's dog-and my usual pen name from hereon, aka SJC, SJCArras, Toonhead, TinaFeyFan, Pokey, etc.)