Who else thinks Andrea is a f****ing hag!?
Beguilings
Hi folks:
You know, I just have to vent a little bit about Gabrielle Carteris, aka
"Andrea Zuckerman", who annoyed us with her presence on 90210 for the first
five seasons.
She has to be THE most irritating and unattractive character that ever appeared
on this fine show, and believe me, there is stiff competition in the 90210
irritant category, so this is saying a lot! I just saw the episode where Andrea
hit the little jackpot on the slot machine in Las Vegas. She screams out in
glee, and as she is doing so, she opens up her HUGE mouth and she looks like
some hideous mutant wildabeast. This bitch is so rickety-looking that I
seriously don't know how she kept her job on 90210 for so long. Oh and she also
had enough body weight on her to qualify as a heavyweight in the WWF for
cripees sakes. I hate her!! Kicking her fat ass off the show was the best move
ever made! Did you see how disgusting she looked the time when she walked to
Gil Myers beach house. She was walking up towars his house and she was wearing
this loose, airy thing over her legs and ass. I'm sure that what she was
wearing was custom made to accomodate her ass. It must've taken enough material
to make as it does to make a tarp for the Space Shuttle or something. Bring
this bitch back on the show for one episode so she can go down in some sort of
brutal acccident, maybe worse than what happened to Josh Richland (Brandon's
pseudo-friend that gets obliterated by the cement truck).
Not to mention, Andrea's character was boring and way too much like a
geriatrics. She was always all nerdy and serious all the time. I want to puke
on the high school graduation episode where she is all stressed out about her
stupid valedictorian speech. Brandon should have told her to shut her stupid
mouth.
Okay, I've vented quite enough. Someone back me up on this, and in a hurry
before the flames start pouring in. I can hear it now . . . "what an
insensitive, judgemental, superficial jerk you are" blah blah blah.
Beguilings
Anonymous
If you cannot say something nice, don't say it at all.
In article <19980210052...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
Ivan Nieves
I couldn't agree more. I've been watching the WGN night shows too and
Andrea was pretty heinous.
I graduated from Yale in 96 and I remember how everyone ragged on Andrea for
turning down Yale to go to California U. I realize that this show isn't
"real life," but you do not turn down the opportunity to go to Yale. She
should have deffered for a few years until her grandma(?) or whoever it was
got better or kicked the bucket. And besides, I don't ever recall Andrea
taking care of this relative while at college. But after thinking about it,
I guess we were better off without this "hideous mutant wildabeast" (great
line!!!).
Is there any truth to this rumor of Andrea coming back for a couple of
episodes? I sincerely hope not. There's not much room for 3 heifer girls
(Kelly, Val) on the show.
Beguilings wrote in message
<19980210052...@ladder03.news.aol.com>...
Douglas B. Morris
Beguilings wrote:
> Hi folks:
>
> You know, I just have to vent a little bit about Gabrielle Carteris, aka
> "Andrea Zuckerman", who annoyed us with her presence on 90210 for the first
> five seasons.
>
> She has to be THE most irritating and unattractive character that ever appeared
> on this fine show, (and on and on and on, etc...)
Vent somewhere else, it stinks.
Beguilings
>If you cannot say something nice, don't say it at all.
Gee, how insightful and original THAT is. Go fuck yourself you miserable
bastard! If you don't like what I say, pass by my postings without giving them
a read, and right after you do that, why don't you go get bent! Screw you!
Have a nice day.
Beguilings
>Is there any truth to this rumor of Andrea coming back for a couple of
>episodes? I sincerely hope not. There's not much room for 3 heifer girls
>(Kelly, Val) on the show.
Well, I guess great minds REALLY do think alike, because you speak the truth
when you call out the three heifer girls as Andrea, Kelly and Val. I like to
call them the Trio Of Trash.
If the worst comes to pass, and Andrea does disgrace the show with her
frankensteinian face once again, I just hope that they take the opportunity to
have her get struck by lightning. Or maybe that Anthony Pedia guy, you know,
the one who ran her over, will get out of jail and rent an end loader and plow
her into oblivion or something. I wish, I wish, I wish!
Beguilings
Joey
<6bpa03$5...@basement.replay.com>...
>
> If you cannot say something nice, don't say it at all.
Boy, are *you* in the wrong newsgroup.
>
> In article <19980210052...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,
> begui...@aol.com (Beguilings) wrote:
>
> > Hi folks:
> >
> > You know, I just have to vent a little bit about Gabrielle Carteris,
aka
> > "Andrea Zuckerman", who annoyed us with her presence on 90210 for the
first
> > five seasons.
> >
> > She has to be THE most irritating and unattractive character that ever
> appeared
Jessica
> Gee, how insightful and original THAT is. Go fuck yourself you miserable
> bastard! If you don't like what I say, pass by my postings without giving them
> a read, and right after you do that, why don't you go get bent! Screw you!
> Have a nice day.
Hey... sorry to bother you... but I thought that was really funny!
"Go fuck yourself!! Screw you!! And have a nice day!"
It reminds me of my own personality.
JY
Ariel53455
andrea was a great character
Patricia
This is rotten ! She wasn't bad or ugly at all...
Pat
UOughta
I agree, it would be great if she would come back.
hinton
>andrea was a great character
Anonymous
In article <19980211003...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
begui...@aol.com (Beguilings) wrote:
> >If you cannot say something nice, don't say it at all.
>
> Gee, how insightful and original THAT is. Go fuck yourself you miserable
> bastard! If you don't like what I say, pass by my postings without giving them
> a read, and right after you do that, why don't you go get bent! Screw you!
> Have a nice day.
Gee. You really show how smart you are by your little temper tantrum. I
guess it proves that sometimes it is better to keep your mouth shut or open
it and reveal to the world what an ass you are.
S John M
In these excerpts from <Re: Who else thinks Andrea is a f****ing hag!?>.
jo...@lucky.yeah (Patricia) wrote:
>
> This is rotten ! She wasn't bad or ugly at all...
>
>
> Pat
Could you please take this to a.t.90210?
Beguilings
Go lay down on a traintrack somewhere, you piece of shit. Don't try to get
smartass with me beacuse YOU CANNOT FUCKING COMPETE. So shut your damn mouth,
because none of this Andrea crap was directed at your sorry ass in the first
place. I know that in your perfect, namby-pamby-cookie-crumb-Walt Disney
fairy-tale world no one ever says anything unless it is "nice", but most of us
live in the real world and aren't afraid to speak our minds, regardless of what
dipshit yahoos like you think. You got that? Your weightless accusations about
me making an ass out of myself have no validity either, scumbag, simply for the
fact that I don't give a flying fuck what you think of me. Several people saw
the humor in what I said about Andrea. Great! That's why I posted in the first
place. I'm not interested in feedback from the likes of you, but I do thank you
for giving me the opportunity to shit all over your stupid attempt to act as an
agressor on this newsgroup. Your textbook rebuttal is extremely easy to disarm,
but it was fun nonetheless. I'm a very nice person most of the time, but you
asked for what you've gotten. So piss on ya!
Pete
Do you feel better now? All that hostility vented? Back to being a "nice
person" now?
*snork*
Pete
--
"You are hanging on by a very thin thread.... and I *dig* that about you!"
T. Rod Tidwell
he...@aol.com
Wow! You sound like a really neat person!
Dann0261
Andrea really needed to go first of all she looked 50 years compared to all of
the other actors on the show. her character sucked anyway!! Bring back
Brenda!!!!!!! Lose Donna she is nothing but a whining little rag but she is the
bosses daughter so she is on the show for good season nine next year will
probally be it!! How many men can Donna do in a year stay tuned!!!