Top 10 Butt-Head quotes
Christopher E. Forman
10. "That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest, wart-coveredest butt I ever
saw!"
9. "Try the morphine. It's excellent today!"
8. "Oh yeah? Well, I'll get a tattoo of a BUTT, that has a BUTT-shaped
tattoo on it, and I'll get it right on my BUTT!"
7. "WHOA! That was COOL!!"
6. "On behalf of the class, I would like to propose a field trip so that
we can observe these furrying techniques."
5. "It is in these hills that Juan Valdez and his trusty goat gather
coffee beans every morning."
4. Everything concerning the Seminefrious Tubloidial Butt-Noids.
3. "Dude! We have the Power Supreme!"
2. "You can't polish a turd, Beavis."
And the #1 Butt-Head quote of all time is...(Drum roll)...
1. "Stop, in the name of all that which does not suck!"
Emery Dora
I've gotta add: "I may be cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future."
Chris
(Emery Dora) writes:
How about: "If everything was like, cool, then how would you know what
sucked..?" (Or something like that)
Chris Wallner
cef...@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Christopher E. Forman) writes:
>Okay, we've got Beavis' top 10, so how about Butt-Head? Here are my picks:
(cool list deleted)
And I have to add... (in no particular order)
- "And it is with the utmost regret that I must report that our baby was stolen
by gypsies in the night."
- "The more things change, the more they suck."
- "I hope you have insurance Beavis, because I'm about to kick your ass."
- "You know when you're at the fair, and this mime comes up and starts getting
in your face and stuff? I just kick 'em in the nads. Huh huh. That's when
they start saying stuff."
- B: "Did she say she just had sex?" (watching a Samantha Fox video)
BH: "Yeah, huh huh. But it wasn't with any of these guys!"
- "I don't like stuff that sucks."
- "Hey Beavis, you'd better watch out for the Klingons near Uranus!"
- "It's high noon on my sundial." and "Dude, I'm pitching a tent."
There's lots more too, Butt-Head definitely has better quotes than Beavis.
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> Okay, we've got Beavis' top 10, so how about Butt-Head? Here are my
picks:
>
> 10. "That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest, wart-coveredest butt I ever
> saw!"
> 9. "Try the morphine. It's excellent today!"
> 8. "Oh yeah? Well, I'll get a tattoo of a BUTT, that has a
BUTT-shaped
> tattoo on it, and I'll get it right on my BUTT!"
> 7. "WHOA! That was COOL!!"
> 6. "On behalf of the class, I would like to propose a field trip so
that
> we can observe these furrying techniques."
> 5. "It is in these hills that Juan Valdez and his trusty goat gather
> coffee beans every morning."
> 4. Everything concerning the Seminefrious Tubloidial Butt-Noids.
> 3. "Dude! We have the Power Supreme!"
> 2. "You can't polish a turd, Beavis."
>
> And the #1 Butt-Head quote of all time is...(Drum roll)...
>
> 1. "Stop, in the name of all that which does not suck!"
>
>I've gotta add: "I may be cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future."
I'd like to also submit, "I'm not from around here you know" and "God
likes to keep a few turds around."
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Christopher E. Forman
: I'd like to also submit, "I'm not from around here you know" and "God
: likes to keep a few turds around."
Actually, Beavis said the first one.
David Andersson
Best One-Liner Ever:
"ZIS IS GONNA BE COOL"
... coz when you hear it, you know something cool is going to happen!
BTW Butthead kicks Beavis' ass!!
BTW2 the JUDGE ROOLEZ !!!
/DA
hra...@cloud9.net
- "huhuhuhuh - old people."
- "Beavis, you got a real problem."
Rick Brooks
ball isn't human! It doesn't feel pain! It can't be reasoned with!" The way
he says this is great.
Jonesy
"If meat is bad for you, then why is it food?"
"I just tell them to get the hell out of my restaurant."
(in response to the burger-world customers who aren't meat eaters)
it's been a while since I saw it so I'm not sure if I got it exactly.
Ted Barret
-> ball isn't human! It doesn't feel pain! It can't be reasoned with!"
-> he says this is great.
Yea - that accent RULES!!!!!
Dude, we have been saved by the Power Supreme!
Sean Shanahan
"He's fallen..and he can't get it up.."....which, btw, I made
a .wav of...if anybody is interested in this or others I made,
mail me..(se...@efn.org for you aolers who can't read
headers<I'm joking>)....I'll send them as soon as I get to
it.huh huh uh...I said sperm...hu huhhuhuh (if you have a
particular one you want, specify...yes, I have
cornholio..(thanks dude!)
Michel van Gruijthuijsen
>(list of cool quotes deleted)
1) And when he just got out of the concrete-to-be,
riding that truck:
VVVVRRRR...VRRRTTT!!!
(riding backwards now:)
VRRR!!! - SPLORP!
ButtHead: ".......uhm, I'm back huhhuhhuh"
2) Beavis and Butthead are in the doctor's office.
The doctor does the detachable-thumb-trick.
Doctor: "I've been bitten by a dog once, see?"
ButtHead: "Uh huhhuh, YOU're STOOPID huhhuh"
(these are probably not exact transcriptions)
--
"You can't polish a turd, Beavis." -ButtHead
Joel Cary
cef...@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu says...
Here's one:
Just because something's cool doesn't mean that something else
doesn't suck.
Dan jr Dumdie
Noids. They crawl up peoples butts and explore."
Bob Roberds
Dumdie) writes:
>
>"This isn't Primus. These guys are the Seminiferous Tubloidial Butt-
>Noids. They crawl up peoples butts and explore."
>
>
"This video, like, if it was a turd? It would, like, be the same
thing."
0012...@ysub.ysu.edu
Responding to Beavis' suggestion that Daria take pictures inside the girls
locker room - from "Athletic Supporters"
(in his attempted deep, masculine voice)
BH: "Yeah, then you could inquire as to how they'd like to please
Big Daddy Butthead."
th...@p7.s504.c43.k12.wv.us
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> [list of cool quotes snipped for space]
>
> What about at the end of the episode "Plastic Surgery"(?).
>
> Butthead:"Dude, now I need to get a bigger hand."
>
> Jeffrey K. Stier
>
>
do you
Michel van Gruijthuijsen
>The classic Butthead quote, IMO (#1 on my list anyway..huh huh, "#1"):
>
>
><as B&B gaze on the mud-wrestling arena>
>
>"Dude, it is the most radical empire to all that which is radical!" uhhh, or
>
>something like that. Heck, he says the quote was cool afterwards. :-)
>
>
>And now, off to the video store to get those B&B tapes,
DON"T BUY THOSE TAPES!!!!!
THEY ARE CENSORED FROM THE BEGINNING TILL THE END.
NO VIDEO-WATCHING BY BEAVIS EN BUTT_HEAD ALSO!!!!
Try an add in the newspaper or something, man!
Those tapes are a waste of money!!
>
>Alex
>
>--
>"The only thing cooler than bands that get
> lots of chicks are bands that scare chicks." -Beavis
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]David Alcaro
: In <3hrs36$qkh$1...@mhade.production.compuserve.com> Alex Strumpf <7126...@CompuServe.COM> writes:
: DON"T BUY THOSE TAPES!!!!!
: THEY ARE CENSORED FROM THE BEGINNING TILL THE END.
: NO VIDEO-WATCHING BY BEAVIS EN BUTT_HEAD ALSO!!!!
What do you mean by censored. Are they censored from the originals or
even more censored than show on MTV. Can I have some examples please
because I was considering getting them. Thanks.
-David
Debabrata Pal
: On 14 Feb 1995, BCS...@dmu.ac.uk wrote:
: 4. The Great Bungholio and is twirling Fartknockers.
: !!!!!!!
: { not completely sure about }
: { the spelling }
I think, it was like:
Mr. Bungholio and his twirling fartknockers.
Markus Matheis
|> |> The best Butt-Head quotes has to be
|> 2. That was cool huh huh
|> When we killed the frog huh huh
|> It won't croak again (not sure of the ep,probably Yogurt is cool)
No way, dude, that ep was like For better or Verse, or something. Dumbass.
Yeah,he he ,sorry 'bout that.
Chris Cayten
I am Bunghloio, I need TP for My Bunghole.
Are You threatening me?
I need TP for my bunghole
Alec horgan
Cayten <chr...@minerva.cis.yale.edu> wrote:
Uhh..wrong holio, dude. *Cornholio* needs TP; Bungholio has twirling
fartknockers....and to think I go to school with this assmunch.
Alec
rsrod...@ualr.edu
Hola Senor Beavis. Donde esats tu hall pass
Russell Kroll
> Michel van Gruijthuijsen (mjag...@cs.ruu.nl) wrote:
> : In <3hrs36$qkh$1...@mhade.production.compuserve.com> Alex Strumpf <71261.323@C
> : DON"T BUY THOSE TAPES!!!!!
> : THEY ARE CENSORED FROM THE BEGINNING TILL THE END.
> : NO VIDEO-WATCHING BY BEAVIS EN BUTT_HEAD ALSO!!!!
>
> What do you mean by censored. Are they censored from the originals or
> even more censored than show on MTV. Can I have some examples please
> because I was considering getting them. Thanks.
Well, for one thing, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY VIDEOS!
That can easily be the best part of the episode! Especially with suck
ones like "Killing Time" ...
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