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What is a 'Chode?'

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Noah Green

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May 11, 1994, 1:19:01 AM5/11/94
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Once, Butthead called Beavis a "chode."
What's a chode?

huhuhuhuhhuhu, ummm uh thanks
noah

P.S. Thanks to you who helped me find QT movies....my server went down
before I could post the thanx earlier! :)

Jeff Ulmer

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May 11, 1994, 9:48:41 AM5/11/94
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Oh No! Not this again!!! This sucks! Now we have to, um, listen to all these
guys argue about what a choad is, and whether it's spelled 'chode' or 'choad.'
AAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Noah Green

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May 11, 1994, 10:56:57 AM5/11/94
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In article <94131.094...@psuvm.psu.edu>, Jeff Ulmer
<JTU...@psuvm.psu.edu> wrote:

Settle down Jeff! Or you'll hose your shorts. Uh huhu huhuhuh. I still want
to, um, know what a chode is. BTW, there is a band called Chode in NYC, and
their name is spelled without an a.

noah

Dave Nolan

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May 11, 1994, 2:54:33 PM5/11/94
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Noah Green (njg...@panix.com) wrote:
: In article <94131.094...@psuvm.psu.edu>, Jeff Ulmer
: <JTU...@psuvm.psu.edu> wrote:

[cut]
from the CHOAD FAQ:

Frequently Asked Questions on alt.choad


Q: What is a choad?

A: 'Choad' is a word with several meanings. If you hail from central
Michigan, a choad is either a 'floater,' a loaf that is floating in the
bowl, or it is the tip of the penis, known to scientists as the glans
and to circumcised men as the firehat. (The uncircumcised head is an
anteater.) If you are from California, a choad is a human penis in its
entirety. Some dedicated porn hounds report that in blue films 'doad'
actually denotes the total human penis, while 'choad' is either the load
of semen ejaculate itself, or else the tender skin stretching between
the vagina and the anus. This last is also known as the 'chin rest.'

-Dave

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Noah Green

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May 11, 1994, 5:45:37 PM5/11/94
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In article <2qr9l9$b...@sundog.tiac.net>, d...@max.tiac.net (Dave Nolan)
wrote:

> from the CHOAD FAQ:
>
> Frequently Asked Questions on alt.choad
>
>
> Q: What is a choad?
>
> A: 'Choad' is a word with several meanings. If you hail from central
> Michigan, a choad is either a 'floater,' a loaf that is floating in the
> bowl, or it is the tip of the penis, known to scientists as the glans
> and to circumcised men as the firehat. (The uncircumcised head is an
> anteater.) If you are from California, a choad is a human penis in its
> entirety. Some dedicated porn hounds report that in blue films 'doad'
> actually denotes the total human penis, while 'choad' is either the load
> of semen ejaculate itself, or else the tender skin stretching between
> the vagina and the anus. This last is also known as the 'chin rest.'
>
> -Dave
>

thanks!
noah

Mike Roncadori

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May 12, 1994, 10:04:11 AM5/12/94
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In article <njgreen-11...@njgreen.dialup.access.net> njg...@panix.com (Noah Green) writes:
>Once, Butthead called Beavis a "chode."
>What's a chode?

Long story, but when I was in school, I worked in the Agronomy dept at the
UGA. One of the Indian (as in from India) grad students used to call us "Chodu"
all the time. It meant "fucker"; "chod" means "fuck".

I used to call my boss "Chicken chodu".

-- Mike

Max

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May 12, 1994, 8:36:52 PM5/12/94
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My understanding of "Chode" is that it's
the Johnson. That's what they mean when
they say "Chode smoker;" it refers to a
blow job. So when one of them says "chode
smoker" to the other, it's not with the
best intentions (as with most of their
sayings.

Max

Jim

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May 13, 1994, 12:41:34 PM5/13/94
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Uh If you don't know, I'm not telling you.


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