What/Who is CORNHOLIO!?
Krzysztof Mazur
uuhhh...I'm like...writing an MA on translating slang...and it's gonna be
much based on B&B and stuff...Does anybody have an idea what the hell
Cornholio is?!?!? I've heard it's like...uhhh...asshole and other things
but none of those versions were believeable. McVicker sez "...uhhh...I
don't want my students to give prophecies of great doom (or was it
plagues)" or something....Is there any connection between all that crap?
huh...huh....yours :-)
Chris Mazur.
Phoenix
Cornholio is Beavis's alternate personality. When he gets on a sugar
high, he turns into cornholio. He traditionally pulls his shirt over
the back of his head. I've only seen it happen three times.
1) "the Great Cornholio" Beavis eats all the candy in Steward's
Mothers house. He then go's to school and makes proficies of a great
plague.
2) "Butt-Nicks" Beavis goes to a poetry club and drinks a pot of
double amoreto cappachino. He then get's on stage and rhymes his
bunghole.
3) "Cornholio, Master of the Harvest" The Halloween special. Beavis
eats all of Anderson's Halloween candy. He then wanders around singing
about his bunghole.
Some of the most famous Cornholio saying's are:
"Are you threatining me?!?" "I need T.P for my Bunghole" "I come from
lake Tittycaca" "My people, they have no Bungholes" "(spitting noises)
and one for you (turns, spitting noises)" "I need
T.P/Crapachino/rollio's for my bungholes"
Hope this helps,
Phoenix
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Greg Garstka
Krzysztof Mazur wrote:
>
> uuhhh...I'm like...writing an MA on translating slang...and it's gonna be
> much based on B&B and stuff...Does anybody have an idea what the hell
> Cornholio is?!?!? I've heard it's like...uhhh...asshole and other things
> but none of those versions were believeable. McVicker sez "...uhhh...I
> don't want my students to give prophecies of great doom (or was it
> plagues)" or something....Is there any connection between all that crap?
>
> huh...huh....yours :-)
>
> Chris Mazur.
I think Cornholio is supposed to be a bit of a play on words. The phrase
"corn hole" refers to the anus (huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!), since corn
(maize) cobs were used at one time instead of toilet paper (TP! TP! TP!) to
clean up after doing your business.
I'm guessing "Cornholio" is just an amusing sounding modification of "corn
hole." So take Cornholio as essentially a human bunghole.
As far as "prophecies of a great plague", this probably refers to phrases like
"The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!", "Are you
threatening me?!" and such.
Or something.
- Greg Garstka
da...@wolfenet.com
Greg Garstka <gar...@uwmfe.neep.wisc.edu> wrote:
>Krzysztof Mazur wrote:
>>
>> uuhhh...I'm like...writing an MA on translating slang...and it's gonna be
>> much based on B&B and stuff...Does anybody have an idea what the hell
>> Cornholio is?!?!? I've heard it's like...uhhh...asshole and other things
>> but none of those versions were believeable. McVicker sez "...uhhh...I
>> don't want my students to give prophecies of great doom (or was it
>> plagues)" or something....Is there any connection between all that crap?
>>
>> huh...huh....yours :-)
>>
>> Chris Mazur.
>I think Cornholio is supposed to be a bit of a play on words. The phrase
>"corn hole" refers to the anus (huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!), since corn
>(maize) cobs were used at one time instead of toilet paper (TP! TP! TP!) to
>clean up after doing your business.
Bzzzt! I'm sorry, the correct answer is "ass." I think I'm gonna have
to kick you there right now. Butt seriously, folks, "Cornhole" is
slang for anal sex. Cornholio is just some name that sounds cool, I
think. It could mean that Anal sex is Beavis' favorite, but
considering he's still quite the virgin...
>I'm guessing "Cornholio" is just an amusing sounding modification of "corn
>hole." So take Cornholio as essentially a human bunghole.
Just take Cornholio as a funny name. That's what I do, and I turned
out ok...I think.
>As far as "prophecies of a great plague", this probably refers to phrases like
>"The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!", "Are you
>threatening me?!" and such.
Actually, the Prophecies of a Great Plague are things such as "I would
hate for my bungholio to get Polio!" Polio is a disease that was
common in Medieval times. It cripples you, and like, if your bunghole
got it, you probably couldn't poop, I guess. That would suck.
>Or something.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
-Stoolio
ajs
On Thu, 7 Nov 1996, Phoenix wrote:
> Krzysztof Mazur wrote:
> >
> > uuhhh...I'm like...writing an MA on translating slang...and it's gonna be
> > much based on B&B and stuff...Does anybody have an idea what the hell
> > Cornholio is?!?!? I've heard it's like...uhhh...asshole and other things
> > but none of those versions were believeable. McVicker sez "...uhhh...I
> > don't want my students to give prophecies of great doom (or was it
> > plagues)" or something....Is there any connection between all that crap?
> >
> > huh...huh....yours :-)
> >
> > Chris Mazur.
>
>I agree with the other bloke. Cornholio is just a cool name. As
beavis says 'I am Cornholio, I need T.P for my bunghole' this means he
was probably wiping is anal with corn and needs Toilet Paper
Sekhmet
ajs wrote:
>
> On Thu, 7 Nov 1996, Phoenix wrote:
>
> > Krzysztof Mazur wrote:
> > >
[snipped a bunch]
>I agree with the other bloke. Cornholio is just a cool name. As
> beavis says 'I am Cornholio, I need T.P for my bunghole' this means he
> was probably wiping is anal with corn and needs Toilet Paper
Hello? Hello? Is anyone home?
Must I always have to explain these things to people? Couldn't someone else take over
the education here?
oh well, I suppose I will explain...
It isn't that he is wiping his anal with corn and needs toilet paper.
it's kind of a sexual in-your-endo...ehemeheheh heheheheheh
Beavisette
Dean of Gender Studies
Bungmunch University
www.geocities.com/athens/3974
Bungmunch University Web Site
David Shepherd
In message <Pine.OSF.3.91.961113123750.2351C-100000@leofric>
ajs <aspe...@coventry.ac.uk> writes:
> >I agree with the other bloke. Cornholio is just a cool name. As
> beavis says 'I am Cornholio, I need T.P for my bunghole' this means he
> was probably wiping is anal with corn and needs Toilet Paper
hehhehehheh! That proves it, Beavis is definitely from
Nebraska!
Umm I am the great Cornhusklio! Go Big Red! or something.
mmmehhehhehehheh
Dave K.
Some Farknocker wrote:
: > Cornholio is Beavis's alternate personality. When he gets on a sugar
: > high, he turns into cornholio. He traditionally pulls his shirt over
: > the back of his head. I've only seen it happen three times.
: > 1) "the Great Cornholio" Beavis eats all the candy in Steward's
: > Mothers house. He then go's to school and makes proficies of a great
: > plague.
: >
: > 2) "Butt-Nicks" Beavis goes to a poetry club and drinks a pot of
: > double amoreto cappachino. He then get's on stage and rhymes his
: > bunghole.
: >
: > 3) "Cornholio, Master of the Harvest" The Halloween special. Beavis
: > eats all of Anderson's Halloween candy. He then wanders around singing
: > about his bunghole.
uhh, it's like called, Bungholio, Lord of the Harvest... dumbass.
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Weber
Kinda mouthy for a Brit, aren't you. Besides, it's too cold. No one
could survive wearing shorts twelve months of the year in Nebraska,
they'd freeze their nads off. Trust me.
Web
>
David Shepherd
In message <56gkqm$5...@lastactionhero.rs.itd.umich.edu>
rama...@umich.edu (Dave K.) writes:
> Some Farknocker wrote:
Yeah yeah and then he wanders around singing about his cornhole!
Get it right, fartknocker!
Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland
David Shepherd <drd...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
NO!!! Can you read? The title of the epichoad was "Bungholio, Lord
of the Harvest" dumbass.
Just because Beavis says that he is Cornholio doesn't change the name
of the choad.
Buttmonkey!
Officer, I'd like to report a turd burglary....
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Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland
>At 12:54 AM 11/14/96 -0500, Paul van de Graaf wrote:
>> Meanwhile, the men of Zanzibar are living in fear of a huge,
>>bat-like creature with one eye, which swoops into their houses
>>at night and rapes them.
>
>... Aha, the ghost of Sammy Davis Junior.
David Shepherd
In message <56igd9$15...@magma.Mines.EDU>
jwe...@slate.Mines.EDU (Weber) writes:
> David Shepherd (drd...@zetnet.co.uk) wrote:
> > hehhehehheh! That proves it, Beavis is definitely from
> > Nebraska!
> > Umm I am the great Cornhusklio! Go Big Red! or something.
> > mmmehhehhehehheh
> Kinda mouthy for a Brit, aren't you.
Yep - All posters from .uk are brits,
and I have a tattoo of godzilla on my butt too ;-)
dave
(o dear lord lets not start THAT thread again).
David Shepherd
In message <328d41d9...@news.mindspring.com>
Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland <pau...@earthlink.net> writes:
> David Shepherd <drd...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
> >In message <56gkqm$5...@lastactionhero.rs.itd.umich.edu>
> > rama...@umich.edu (Dave K.) writes:
> >
> >> Some Farknocker wrote:
> >
> >> : > 3) "Cornholio, Master of the Harvest" The Halloween special. Beavis
> >> : > eats all of Anderson's Halloween candy. He then wanders
around singing
> >> : > about his bunghole.
> >
> >
> >> uhh, it's like called, Bungholio, Lord of the Harvest... dumbass.
> >> ------------------------------
> >
> > Yeah yeah and then he wanders around singing about his cornhole!
> > Get it right, fartknocker!
> NO!!! Can you read? The title of the epichoad was "Bungholio, Lord
> of the Harvest" dumbass.
uuhhh huh huh huhhuh huhhuhhuhuhuhhuh
you thought i was serious
huhuhhuh huh huhhuhuhhuhuhhuh huhhuh!
what a dumbass
dave s
Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland
David Shepherd <drd...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>In message <328d41d9...@news.mindspring.com>
> Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland <pau...@earthlink.net> writes:
>
>> David Shepherd <drd...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> >In message <56gkqm$5...@lastactionhero.rs.itd.umich.edu>
>> > rama...@umich.edu (Dave K.) writes:
>> >
>> >> Some Farknocker wrote:
>> >
>
>> >> : > 3) "Cornholio, Master of the Harvest" The Halloween special. Beavis
>> >> : > eats all of Anderson's Halloween candy. He then wanders
>around singing
>> >> : > about his bunghole.
>> >
>> >
>> >> uhh, it's like called, Bungholio, Lord of the Harvest... dumbass.
>> >> ------------------------------
>> >
>> > Yeah yeah and then he wanders around singing about his cornhole!
>> > Get it right, fartknocker!
>
>> NO!!! Can you read? The title of the epichoad was "Bungholio, Lord
>> of the Harvest" dumbass.
>
>
> uuhhh huh huh huhhuh huhhuhhuhuhuhhuh
> you thought i was serious
> huhuhhuh huh huhhuhuhhuhuhhuh huhhuh!
> what a dumbass
Uhhh Uhhh,,, you thought I was serious about being serious about you
being serious about it being called "Cornholio Lord of the Harvest."
or something.
Dumbass....
Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland
youm...@gmail.com
> uuhhh...I'm like...writing an MA on translating slang...and it's gonna be
> much based on B&B and stuff...Does anybody have an idea what the hell
> Cornholio is?!?!? I've heard it's like...uhhh...asshole and other things
> but none of those versions were believeable. McVicker sez "...uhhh...I
> don't want my students to give prophecies of great doom (or was it
> plagues)" or something....Is there any connection between all that crap?
>
> huh...huh....yours :-)
>
> Chris Mazur.
