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Tommy

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Mar 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/16/97
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This is a multi-part message in MIME format.

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Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
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Here's a cool one:

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Content-Type: image/gif; name="74.gif"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64
Content-Disposition: inline; filename="74.gif"

<encoded_portion_removed>
AAAAAQAAOw==
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Brian Heath

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Mar 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/16/97
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Previously on alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead, Tommy <un...@communique.net>
wrote:

* Here's a cool one:
*
* --------------352972644A98
* Content-Type: image/gif; name="74.gif"
* Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64
* Content-Disposition: inline; filename="74.gif"
*
* R0lGODlhUAClAPcAAAAAAAAAMwAAZgAAmQAAzAAA/zMAADMAMzMAZjMAmTMAzDMA/2YAAGYA
* M2YAZmYAmWYAzGYA/5kAAJkAM5kAZpkAmZkAzJkA/8wAAMwAM8wAZswAmcwAzMwA//8AAP8A

No Tommy, this is not a cool one. You posted a binary to
alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead, which is something that sucks like very few
other things suck.

Binary files are strictly prohibited in this discussion newsgroup.

If you want to share binary files with us, please post them to an
appropriate alt.binaries.* newsgroup, then post a message here telling
us where they are.

This is a good way to piss a lot of people off real fast: posting
binaries into a.t.bnb. It would be very advisable not to post any
more binaries here.

Normally I'd cancel the articles, but some fartknocker
(cas...@uchastings.edu) whined to my ISP and I can't do it anymore.

I'd also go medieval on you to and report you to your ISP, butt I
won't do that either.

Please take this as a semi-friendly warning. :)

Brian

Brian Heath <<------------------------------>> heat...@seanet.com
Secretary of Butts --------------- Kingdom of Buttland
http://www.seanet.com/~heathbar
Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil.
Endowed with eight Gold Butts, and a Croix de Merde with a TP Cluster.
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-- Butt-head suggesting a way for he and Beavis to kill
head lice, "Head Lice" episode

Mike 'n Paula

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Mar 16, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/16/97
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Tommy wrote:
>
> Here's a cool one:
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
> [Image]

You loser!

1) Everyone has seen this image before, and probably has it on their
computer.

2) Don't friggin post binaries to this group!!!! There are quite a few
reasons not to, and if you'd bother to read the FAQ at
http://netnow.micron.net/~beavis/Beavis/atbnbfaq.html you might learn a
few of them.

Now get out of here before I rally kick your ass
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Tron7277

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Mar 17, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/17/97
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You butthole! DO NOT post binaries here! Or you will face the wrath of our
bungholes!


Tron


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Andrew McPherson

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Mar 20, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/20/97
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Previously, on alt.tv.beavisandbutthead ... Some FartKnocker called Brian
Heath complained about Tommy <un...@communique.net> posting some really
cool GIF's .

The fartknocker then bitched, moaned and babbled on about apporpriate
newsgroups.

I think he's like, a nadless buttwipe.
Is there any cool people who want to like, allow binary postings of chicks
and stuff?
I think that would rock!
Personal disagreements with Brian Heath, the big fartknocker to
<heat...@seanet.com>

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Brian Heath

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Mar 20, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/20/97
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Previously on alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead, some kiwi dillhole named
"Andrew McPherson" <MCPH...@mail.cit.ac.nz> wrote:

* Previously, on alt.tv.beavisandbutthead ... Some FartKnocker called Brian
* Heath complained about Tommy <un...@communique.net> posting some really
* cool GIF's .

And I'll do it again if anyone posts binaries to this newsgroup. If
you would take some time out from spanking your monkey and check out
the alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead FAQ and find out why they aren't welcome
here -- the URL is:

http://netnow.micron.net/~beavis/atbnbfaq.html

I wish clueless newbies like you would find out things like this
before making stupid statements.

* The fartknocker then bitched, moaned and babbled on about apporpriate
* newsgroups.

Because there ARE places for folks to properly post binaries to USENET
-- they're called alt.binaries.* newsgroups -- the only person
bitching, babbling, and moaning is you. Get a clue...

* I think he's like, a nadless buttwipe.

And you are a lowly, despicable, scum of the earth who should have
been drowned at birth and taken out and squashed like a cockroach.
Mommy and daddy probably paid for your college tuition -- and your
internet access through your college. You're ugly. You smell.
Nobody likes you. You wet your bed. You scratch your butt. You pick
your nose. You probably have fungus growing between your toenails.
You use kiwi fruits as rectal suppositories. You probably spend your
free time in your dorm room smoking dope and spanking your monkey and
posting crap to newsgroups. And BTW, you'll never score.

* Is there any cool people who want to like, allow binary postings of chicks
* and stuff?
* I think that would rock!

No Andy, that would suck. And I (and others here) have zero tolerance
for binaries in this newsgroup -- without fail binary posts will be
reported to site administrators -- and others in the newsgroup will
cancel them.

If you really want some BnB pictures and sounds, go to any web search
engine and put in the words "Beavis" and "Butthead" an check the
results. There are plenty of web sites that have downloadable
binaries -- and BnB binaries are posted on a pretty regular basis on a
number of alt.binaries.* newsgroups.

* Personal disagreements with Brian Heath, the big fartknocker to
* <heat...@seanet.com>

You know, Andy, I think you've shoved one too many kiwi fruits up your
ass. It's buttwipes like you who show callous disregard for USENET
norms and rules and ruin things for people who respect the proper way
to do things on USENET.

I mentioned this to you when I replied to the attack you privately
e-mailed me -- you do not want to mess with some of the veterans in
this newsgroup. They strike fast, they hit hard, and there are plenty
of people who can attest that we don't mess around. Once again, you
don't know who you're dealing with.

dwhit...@aol.com

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Mar 22, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/22/97
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In article <332BB8...@communique.net>, Tommy <un...@communique.net> writes:

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YOU BUNGHOLE! Stop posting binary files in here. There's a place for them, and this ISN'T it!

fuzz...@cybercom.net

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Mar 24, 1997, 3:00:00 AM3/24/97
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Brian Heath (heathbar@_remove_seanet.com) wrote:
: Nobody likes you. You wet your bed. You scratch your butt. You pick

Yes! YES! Preach on, brother Brian!

Whoa--hehe-heh--that was cool.

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