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KAINTZ

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Apr 21, 1994, 5:02:00 PM4/21/94
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They need more Mr. Anderson !!!!!!!

"Darnet who keeps mess'in with my garbage can lids ... their not frisbees
you know....OUCH! what the... must of been one of those low flyin buzzard
hawks or somethin"

" That's it, get your worthless hides off my property"

Anderson RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan
PSUVM RCK108
"Mmm that's the point I was tryin to make Butthead"

Mathew Gyokers Eliot

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Apr 21, 1994, 10:26:33 PM4/21/94
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> " That's it, get your worthless hides off my property"
>
> Anderson RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stuart rules! He Rules, RULES!

st: hey guys! Aer you up for Erkel and some chetter-corn?
...
st: Wow! You mean I can hang out with you guys?
...
st: Of -course- they LOVE me!
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But even better:
b:You mean the dinosaur had a car??
bh:Of course he did, assmunch! How do you think he got around? On a bike?

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Beavis kicks ASS! He KICKS 'em! Kicks, KICKS! He rules, he RULES, RULES!!

Elana Cooper

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Apr 22, 1994, 9:51:25 AM4/22/94
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Mr. Anderson was GREAT last night!

"Hello?"

huh huh, he said "Buffcoat and Beaver", huh huh

--elana

JPK110

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Apr 25, 1994, 10:11:45 AM4/25/94
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All the boys are going to be here... Rod, Peter, Johnson... I even heard
that good 'ol John Thomas is going to be here.


-JK

Christopher Hanna

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Apr 25, 1994, 1:36:50 PM4/25/94
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I know the gist of this one, so please correct me if I'm wrong:

"I took lead in Anzio, I was napalmed in Korea, and that philly in Paris
(pay-ree) sure took a toll on my ticker!"

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Christopher Hanna Virginia Tech cha...@vt.edu
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aez...@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu

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Apr 25, 1994, 3:03:34 PM4/25/94
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In article <94111.170...@psuvm.psu.edu> KAINTZ <RCK...@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>They need more Mr. Anderson !!!!!!!
>
>"Darnet who keeps mess'in with my garbage can lids ... their not frisbees
>you know....OUCH! what the... must of been one of those low flyin buzzard
> hawks or somethin"
>
>" That's it, get your worthless hides off my property"
>
>Anderson RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Fries, pie, coffee?... Fries, pie, coffee???... Y'all got that in there????"

>
>Ryan
>PSUVM RCK108
>"Mmm that's the point I was tryin to make Butthead"


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mcsdc...@zippy.dct.ac.uk

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Apr 25, 1994, 11:23:21 AM4/25/94
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Uhh, what about the episode where he's trying to order stuff from Butthead at
Burger World:

MA: Where's ma order?!
BH: Uh
MA: I didn't order UHH

Michael Damon Gunther

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Apr 25, 1994, 9:10:21 PM4/25/94
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Michael Damon Gunther (gunt...@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
: KAINTZ (RCK...@psuvm.psu.edu) wrote:
: : They need more Mr. Anderson !!!!!!!

: : Anderson RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, but what I was trying to say was:

"What I wouldn't give for five minutes alone with those bastards who stole
my mower."

Michael Damon Gunther

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Apr 25, 1994, 9:04:30 PM4/25/94
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KAINTZ (RCK...@psuvm.psu.edu) wrote:
: They need more Mr. Anderson !!!!!!!

Steven A. Listemaa

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Apr 27, 1994, 10:27:51 AM4/27/94
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In a previous article, aez...@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu () says:

>In article <94111.170...@psuvm.psu.edu> KAINTZ <RCK...@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>>They need more Mr. Anderson !!!!!!!
>>
>>"Darnet who keeps mess'in with my garbage can lids ... their not frisbees
>>you know....OUCH! what the... must of been one of those low flyin buzzard
>> hawks or somethin"
>>
>>" That's it, get your worthless hides off my property"
>>
>>Anderson RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!
>

>"Fries, pie, coffee?... Fries, pie, coffee???... Y'all got that in there????"

I think it was "Fries, pie, coffee!!! Pronto! Ya got me good buddy?"

I LOVE that part!!! :)

Steven Listemaa
aj...@yfn2.ysu.edu
list...@gwyne.nlu.edu

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Steven A. Listemaa

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Apr 27, 1994, 10:32:50 AM4/27/94
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I think (I may be wrong) that Mr. Anderson says: "I took lead in Antioch..."
If I remember right, Antioch was the site of a Civil War battle. That to me
makes it funny...just how old Mr. Anderson is!!! :)

road...@delphi.com

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Apr 27, 1994, 3:39:37 AM4/27/94
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"Colonel Yamoto! As leader of the P.O.Ws, I *demand* tat you remove these
bamboo shoot out from under muh finger nails, and take this bag o` rats off my
head, for the *duration* of our *conversation*!!!" "Look! Anderson`s having a
flashback!" That was cool. "You the ones that painted my cat`s butt?"

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Windows - how to turn a 486 into an Etch-A-Sketch! |squeeze my finger!
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Stephen Robert Coll

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Apr 27, 1994, 11:58:11 AM4/27/94
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In article <2plsp7$e...@news.ysu.edu> aj...@yfn.ysu.edu (Steven A. Listemaa) writes:
>
>In a previous article, aez...@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu () says:
>
>>In article <94111.170...@psuvm.psu.edu> KAINTZ <RCK...@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>>They need more Mr. Anderson !!!!!!!
>>>
>>>"Darnet who keeps mess'in with my garbage can lids ... their not frisbees
>>>you know....OUCH! what the... must of been one of those low flyin buzzard
>>> hawks or somethin"
>>>
>>>" That's it, get your worthless hides off my property"
>>>
>>>Anderson RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>
>>"Fries, pie, coffee?... Fries, pie, coffee???... Y'all got that in there????"
>
>I think it was "Fries, pie, coffee!!! Pronto! Ya got me good buddy?"
>
>I LOVE that part!!! :)

Actually, it was, "Large fries, pie, large coffee, pronto!!!"

I agree that it is a good part, though.

Steve C.

Russell Kroll

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Apr 27, 1994, 9:57:04 PM4/27/94
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cha...@vt.edu (Christopher Hanna) writes:

> I know the gist of this one, so please correct me if I'm wrong:
>
> "I took lead in Anzio, I was napalmed in Korea, and that philly in Paris
> (pay-ree) sure took a toll on my ticker!"

".. and that filly in Paris put an awful strain on my ticker, I tell you
what!"

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John Musselman

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Apr 28, 1994, 1:43:20 PM4/28/94
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"What are you guys doing over there, choking yer Chickens? Let's get to
pruning"
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Fred Ochs

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Apr 29, 1994, 4:01:34 AM4/29/94
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In article <THwgLc...@cmptech.uucp>, rkroll%cmp...@csn.org (Russell Kroll) writes:
> cha...@vt.edu (Christopher Hanna) writes:
>
> > I know the gist of this one, so please correct me if I'm wrong:
> >
> > "I took lead in Anzio, I was napalmed in Korea, and that philly in Paris
> > (pay-ree) sure took a toll on my ticker!"
>
> ".. and that filly in Paris put an awful strain on my ticker, I tell you
> what!"

On your what? :)

Fred

Mark Dobson

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May 2, 1994, 10:25:14 PM5/2/94
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Where the hell is Anderson in the new episodes ? He really makes the show !
I think that they have caved in to pressure to tone down the satire !!

wl-compute...@society.com

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May 2, 1994, 6:14:09 PM5/2/94
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IN>>
IN>>
IN>> "Colonel Yamoto! As leader of the P.O.Ws, I *demand* tat you remove thes
IN>> bamboo shoot out from under muh finger nails, and take this bag o` rats
IN>> head, for the *duration* of our *conversation*!!!" "Look! Anderson`s hav
IN>> flashback!" That was cool. "You the ones that painted my cat`s butt?"
IN>>
IN>> --
IN>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
IN>> Burt "TOASTY" Ward aka ROAD...@Delphi.Com / Shell to DOS... Come on b
IN>> SysOp of the White Knight BBS 304.346.3419 / Shell to DOS.. Do you copy
IN>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
IN>> I came real close to seeing Elvis. Then my shovel broke. |Hey Butt-Head,
IN>> Windows - how to turn a 486 into an Etch-A-Sketch! |squeeze my fin
IN>> Instead of being born again, why not just grow up? |
IN>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
IN>>
<snicker>
Huh huh. Huh huh huh.
Yeah. That was cool!

CQ - In fact, he's not even human


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wl-compute...@society.com

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May 2, 1994, 6:14:08 PM5/2/94
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IN>>
IN>>
IN>> KAINTZ (RCK...@psuvm.psu.edu) wrote:
IN>> : They need more Mr. Anderson !!!!!!!
IN>>
IN>> : "Darnet who keeps mess'in with my garbage can lids ... their not frisb
IN>> : you know....OUCH! what the... must of been one of those low flyin buzz
IN>> : hawks or somethin"
IN>>
IN>> : " That's it, get your worthless hides off my property"
IN>>
IN>> : Anderson RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN>>
IN>> : Ryan
IN>> : PSUVM RCK108
IN>> : "Mmm that's the point I was tryin to make Butthead"
IN>>
<snicker>
"Yeah boys when the Grim Reaper comes a knockin this old van will stop
rockin."

CQ - Wants to marry Butthead


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Lori Madden

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May 3, 1994, 10:56:44 PM5/3/94
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Not the exact quote, or something:

'You two aren't like that Beaver and Buffcoat....?'

Anderson is actually quoting South Carolina Senator Fritz Hollings who
referred to B&B as 'Beaver and Buffcoat' during Senate hearings on
violence and, uh, other stuff on television last year. The episode is
where Beavis and Butt-Head 'disguise' themselves by wearing glasses and
Anderson hires them to pour concrete in his new pool.

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