Santa Butt-Head letters

[Voodoo Child]

here are the letters to Santa Butt-Head, from the Christmas episodes

Dear Santa Butt-Head,
Who cares if I've been naughty or nice this yeas?Christmas sucks!No matter
what I always get socks and underwear, and the same boring cartoons come on
year after year. I prefer Thanksgiving, where I can eat until I'm stuffed.
Afterwards I can burp and poop all I want.
Brian
Dear Santa Butt-Head,
For Christmas this year I would like a man. You seeI'm lonel, desperate, and
starving for affection. He would have to be skinny, have blonde hair, small
nostrils, and like Metallica. He woukld have to be young, the older men
don't do anything for me. I hope you can help. If not can you bring me some
advice.
Vickie
Dear Santa Butt-Head,
All I want for Christmas is Beavis! He's no. 1 in my heart. You're ok too.
I've been very good. Please give me Beavis.
Vivian
Dear Santa Butt-Head
For Christmas I would like Beavis. I would feed him 3 meals a day, and he
could sleep on a cot on my bedroom floor. I would also like a years supply
of nachos. Could I also have Todd???
Merry Christmas
Erin Cater
P.S. I will bereally sad if Beavis is not under my tree Christmas morning
Dear Santa Butt-Head,
For Christmas I want 1 thing. Could you kick the bejesus out of Beavis? he's
stupid
Bill Ahlert
Dear Santa Butt-Head,
All I want for Christmas is for my dad to get off the crapper and spend some
good old quality time with the family.
Boner
Dear Santa Butt-Head,
What happens to all those reindeer terds when they take a dump in mid-air?
Just wondering
Jeff Boggis
Little Rock, Arkansas
Dear Santa Butt-Head,
I've been kind of bad this year, but I was hoping you would give me some
stuff. Also, my friend David says he wants Beavis' mom's phone number, cause
he heard you said she was a slut once, and he's been looking for a girl like
that.
Thanks Santa Butt-Head,
Chris
Dear Santa Butt-Head,
My name is Karen, I am 20 years old and I have very big thingies. I broke up
with my boyfriend so I can go out with you guys. I go all the way on the
first date. so, can I be your woman? You could share me! See you later, you
sexy studs.
Easily yours,
Karen Cleavage
P.S. I'll be waiting naked for you. You two are all I want for Christmas.

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there you go

voodoo
enjoy!

[Paul van de Graaf]

j...@earth.usa.net (Jay Huldeen) wrote:

>Um, it's almost Easter dude. Time to take the tree out and stuff. Heh
>heh m heh heh.

I think I'll take the tree out right now!

Mmmmuhhhhhh.... Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf