Beavis and Butthead are not real. They are stupid cartoon
people completely made up by this Texas guy who we hardly
even know. Beavis and Butthead are dumb, crude, ugly, thoughtless,
sexist self-destructive fools. But for some reason the little
weinerheads make us laugh.
Q: Are B&B the ONLY thing on MTV between the time that beach house thing
is on and they play several hundred of those fucking Janet or Michael
"I just want to save the cheeldren" Jackson videos?
I would love it if B&B were to watch a Jackson video. I wonder what
they'd say...
Probably something very similar to what they say when watching the
Culture Club video, or the Nelson Twins.
"Heh heh. Those chicks look like *guys*. heh heh"
Bekki Lyn
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"Today is within my reach, and tomorrow is so illusive
But I'm still chasing time through increasing disillusion
Forever living for the future of an illusion."
-- FATES WARNING-- "Perfect Symmetry"
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"Drums, guitars, and death. They finally got it right."
-- Butt-Head --
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BUTT-HEAD! BUTT-HEAD! COME *QUICK*!! BARE ASS ON TV!!!!!!
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> Q: Are B&B the ONLY thing on MTV between the time that beach house thing
> is on and they play several hundred of those fucking Janet or Michael
> "I just want to save the cheeldren" Jackson videos?
>
> I would love it if B&B were to watch a Jackson video. I wonder what
> they'd say...
Butthead: Stop, in the name of all that does not suck!
Bevis: Yeah, huh huh huh huh. Fire! Fire! Fire!
Butthead: Hey Bevis, pull my finger. Huh huh huh huh.
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David Landis E-Mail: land...@ucbeh.san.uc.edu
University of Cincinnati, Department of Chemistry
Opinions expressed are those of my wife.
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>I would love it if B&B were to watch a Jackson video. I wonder what
>they'd say...
They do. It is hilarious. They keep asking "where's Tito"..."yeay,
Tito's cool"... They also make fun of the big condom the Jackson's
are breaking out of as well as references to last year's Super Bowl
game where M. Jackson did the half time show. Very funny...
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Bevis: "hu hu, where's Teto, where's Teto?"
Butthead: " yea, where's Teto? hu hu hu."
(this goes on for most of the video)
(Teto's shown in some goofey spandex thing with a bandana around his
thigh playing guitar)
B-n-B: : " TETO!! "
" What?"
"Uh, what?"
"Uh, were, uh closed."
Tim