Liquid TV short from Judge
Quang T Luong
Here's a Mike Judge cartoon that was shown on Liquid TV about the same time that
B-n-B was first shown there. It is titled "The Honkey Problem," but it is usally
referred to as "Inbred Jed." The quotes are all accurate (I have it on tape & I
wrote it down as I was watching) except the laughs might be missing a few
'heh, heh' here and there. Also I could not get the first part of the third verse
in the song, since other voices in the show drowned out the song, so I guessed
based on the
tones & what would make sense.
"The Honkey Problem"
Written & Directed by: Mike Judge
Animation, Voices & Music: Mike Judge
Produced by: Mike & Spike
Additional Animation & Coloring: Dan Dudley
Creative Consultants: Cesca Judge
[Scene : Trailer park area w/ 3 men in cowboy outfits w/ music instruments]
IJ> Hellow, I'm Inbred Jed, and these are the Little Bottom Boys. We're
gonna do a little song right now, but first I'd just like to say it's
*really* great to be here, I mean (heh, heh) really is, it's (heh, heh)
[he's kinda crying as he laughs] real good (heh), good *God* it's good
to be here (heh, heh) [he's in tears about now]. I don't know where
to begin, (heh, heh), God damn it's good to be here. But anyways, this
is a little song (and...) that I wrote (and...) that I'm gonna play for
you right now, and I hope that you like it. It goes a little something
like this, yeah
"Long legged woman, where
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Here's a Mike Judge cartoon that was shown on Liquid TV about the same time that
B-n-B was first shown there. It is titled "The Honkey Problem," but it is usally
referred to as "Inbred Jed." The quotes are all accurate (I have it on tape & I
wrote it down as I was watching) except the laughs might be missing a few
'heh, heh' here and there. Also I could not get the first part of the third verse
in the song, since other voices in the show drowned out the song, so I guessed
based on the
tones & what would make sense.
"The Honkey Problem"
Written & Directed by: Mike Judge
Animation, Voices & Music: Mike Judge
Produced by: Mike & Spike
Additional Animation & Coloring: Dan Dudley
Creative Consultants: Cesca Judge
[Scene : Trailer park area w/ 3 men in cowboy outfits w/ music instruments]
IJ> Hellow, I'm Inbred Jed, and these are the Little Bottom Boys. We're
gonna do a little song right now, but first I'd just like to say it's
*really* great to be here, I mean (heh, heh) really is, it's (heh, heh)
[he's kinda crying as he laughs] real good (heh), good *God* it's good
to be here (heh, heh) [he's in tears about now]. I don't know where
to begin, (heh, heh), God damn it's good to be here. But anyways, this
is a little song (and...) that I wrote (and...) that I'm gonna play for
you right now, and I hope that you like it. It goes a little something
like this, yeah.
"Long legged woman, where have you been all my life, life, life, well
Long legged woman, where have you been all my life, life, life.
If I could've found you, you would have been my wife, wife, wife."
[During song, camera pans the "crowd." The following happens during the song
-An old woman is shown close up as she puts fingers into her ears at the start
of the song.
-A man and wife: man turns head to side to spit chewing tobacco, which lands on
his wife's stomach.
Man> We should have went bowling.
-Guy wearing a Harley Davidson T-Shirt.
Guy> Play some Skynard, man
song ends.]
IJ> (Heh, heh) Thank you ladies and gentlemen. For our next song I think we're
gonna, well (heh, heh) I think we're gonna do that one again. *Damn* I
like that song. Here we go.
"Long legged woman, where have you been all my life, life, life, well
Long legged woman, where have you been all my life, life, life.
If I could've found you, you would have been my wife, wife, wife."
[During song, camera pans the "crowd." The following happens during the song
Narrator> What you have just seen is real, but it could have been avoided.
Before you decide to have children, check to make sure that you
and your spouse are not related. Remember, inbreeding is everybody's
problem.
-The old woman is shown close up with her fingers in her ears.
-The guy wearing a Harley Davidson T-Shirt gives the band the finger.
-Man with the wife turns his head to the side to spit chewing tobacco, which
lands on his wife's stomach.
song ends.]
THE END.
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Quang Luong
University of Pittsburgh
Nathan R. Valentine
You have WAY too mush time on your hands!!!!
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Travis L Prebble
>
>In a previous article, qt...@cislabs.pitt.edu (Quang T Luong) says:
>
>>
>>Here's a Mike Judge cartoon that was shown on Liquid TV about the same time that
>>B-n-B was first shown there. It is titled "The Honkey Problem," but it is usally
>>referred to as "Inbred Jed." The quotes are all accurate (I have it on tape & I
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> You have WAY too mush time on your hands!!!!
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>
> "Though this be madness, | Nathan Valentine
> yet there is method in't. | n...@po.cwru.edu
Yeah, and *you* have to learn how to delete lines from quoted messages!
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