Re: BAYWATCH Junior

[Ubiquitous]

In article <atropos-EACCAF...@news.giganews.com>, atr...@mac.com
wrote:
> anim8rfsk <anim...@cox.net> wrote:
>> BTR1701 <atr...@mac.com> wrote:

>> > When I went for my run on the beach today, I saw a big film crew
>> > shooting at one of the lifeguard towers. I asked a PA what the show was
>> > and she said it's a movie set in the late 80s about tween lifeguards. I
>> > asked how that's supposed to work, when a 300-lb fat guy starts
>> > drowning, how is a 13-year-old supposed to swim out, get him under
>> > control, and pull him out of the water? She said, "Hey, we're not making
>> > a documentary here. It's mostly about the relationships." So basically
>> > SAVED BY THE BELL in red bathing suits, I guess. I decided not to point
>> > out that L.A. County has a minimum age for lifeguarding and it's a lot
>> > older than "tween".
>>
>> They do have that Junior Lifeguard program ...
>
>Well, if the show is about a training program for kids who become
>lifeguards when they're old enough, okay, but that isn't how it was
>described, nor did the scene they were shooting seem like that's what
>was going on.
>
>In any event, this will be BAYWATCH with all the silliness of the
>original, but without the one thing that made all the nonsense
>tolerable: the stupendous level of grade-A babeage.

And a lack of Internet porn.

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