[Batman] Episode 112: Louie's Lethal Lilac Time

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: Bruce and Dick have been kidnapped by Louie the Lilac. This leads to
: many complications since the boys neglected to wear their extra suits
: underneath their leisure wear. It's up to Batgirl to pull Batman's fat
: out of the fire.

PE: Burt and Adam sound so natural when they utter:

Bruce (with a big hunk of fake something or other in his hand): Do
you know what this is, Dick? It's ambergris.

Dick: You mean the stuff given forth by whales from which they make
perfume?

Bruce: Mm-hmm. Ambergris has a strange fixative quality which
allows perfumes to retain their scent.

JS: Barbara basically walks up to the Batphone while it starts to ring in
Stately Wayne Manor, but somehow loses her sense of perception. She must
have been mesmerized by Bruce's vast library. Poor Alfred nearly had a heart
attack when she went to fondle the Shakespeare bust.

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PE: Good God, I thought we had problems with the blank backgrounds last
episode! Here we've got background colors changing from scene to scene.
Witness Louie's entrance where he's backed by a dark purple color. We cut
away but when we cut back he's standing in front of a light blue wall. Did
the director even check these things out in postproduction or were we past
such things this late in the game?

JS: And yet the sets had more life than our villain...

PE: Gotta hand it to Dick Grayson and his fashion sense. He seems always to
be two steps ahead of the other kids on the block. His striped orange beach
wear would have got him at least an audition with The Village People a
decade later.

JS: But he's always two steps behind Bruce. It will be years before he can
pull off wearing an ascot.

PE: An interesting documentary shown in Commissioner Gordon's office on the
career of Batman and Robin. Ostensibly, the doc was edited and put together
at the last minute by one of Gordon's crack(head) detectives looking for
clues as to the whereabouts of the Dynamic Duo. How this would help and,
more importantly, who was filming this rare footage in the first place are
lost on me. What was very apparent was that Gordon was very happy Barbara
had stopped by for a rare visit to his office. I've not seen too many dads
hold their daughters around the waist quite that way before.

JS: You know an episode is in trouble when they go to a highlight reel in a
30 minute time slot. And Gordon's embracing Barbara was nothing compared to
his snuggling up against Batgirl!

PE: That's a heck of a Secret Batgirl Room Instant Transformer button. More
impressive are the Instant Batman and Robin costumes. What won't they think
of next?

JS: I've given this quite a bit of thought. If you thought there was a risk
of discovery, wouldn't you always toggle the switch on, rather than wait
until the nosy handyman is burgling your apartment?

PE: Berle's just as stiff as he was in the last Lilac episode. He seems
oblivious to the fact that he's on Batman, not The Untouchables. There's
nothing resembling fun here. The only novelty is the absence of Batman and
Robin throughout most of the show. I've a feeling all involved knew the end
was nigh and just wanted to wrap it up as quick as possible. I know exactly
how they feel.

PE Rating: 0.0 batsignals
JS Rating: 0.5 batsignals

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