HELLO BROTHERS IN ARMS!!
David Charles Brogden
In <1993Oct15...@vax1.umkc.edu> jmof...@vax1.umkc.edu writes:
>Brothers & Sisters of the Jihad, you can't imagine how much hope you have given
>us. Until we tapped into the net through our satellite uplink, we thought we
>were the only ones left. Do not underestimate the destruction B*rn*y is
>capable of, the Midwest is lost! Myself and several other Soldiers of the
>Second Extinction have fled Kansas City, Missouri for the caves of the Ozark
>mountains. Major figures from our former home have been recruited as spys,
>trust no one in power! George Brett and Rush Limbaugh bleed purple and we fear
>they have already taken Joe Montana! Our hit-and-run tactics have the slowed
>the Purple Destructor's forces but we can not hold out forever. Arm yourselves
>and join us in our desperate battle. We ar#%&^((*&^&*&^*^&&#$$!#@!_+()())&^^&
>^%#@!#BEIN&*^$$%JAMM%D^%$%^#PL&ASe&)(*&$END&*^%%$#H&LP!!!!
>DISREGARD PREVIOUS MESSAGE AND EAT A HEALTHY SNACK!
This is absolutely frightening. Don't you think that the Jihad can mobilize
and Save these brave souls from a Purple Fate! Yes! We can and MUST! We
shall not let ONE INCH of ground fall to B'Harne! We must move immediately!
I shall scramble my troops and be in the Midwest by tomorrow morning. We
shall save them yet! Rescue Mission from a Purple Hell! Hurry, there's no
time to lose!!!
--Dave, Grand Marshall, Santa Cruz Anti-B'Harne Task Force
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. . . contining in the quest to destroy B%rney and disseminate Slack. . .
David C. "Davy Baby" Brogden dcbr...@cats.ucsc.edu Santa Cruz, Calif.
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In case of emergency, panic unmercifully, it's the least you can do.
If you don't like any of this, you can try to kill me with a forklift. . .
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"I work off UNIX and can use multiple operating systems."--Crow T. Robot
