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The Jihad Rises Again!
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New Leader of the Jihad to Destroy Barney
Sep 29, 2014, 6:14:55 PM9/29/14
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Members of the 1993 Jihad to Destroy Barney, I have a REALLY important announcement to make. Check your TV guide and flip it to whatever PBS affiliate you have and look at the morning times. At 6 or 6:30 in the morning, there is a really bad surprise on PBS. What is it?
...Barney.
Yep, you read it right. Barney.
Barney & Friends is airing on weekdays in the morning on PBS. The nightmare ends at 7, where we get Sesame Street, a classic children's show. It sometimes airs at 10 in the morning.
I thought we destroyed B'harnee back in the 1990s! But PBS revived him, so we've got trouble on our hands. Everyone who was in the Jihad back in 1993, you have to reunite so we can kill The Purple One for once and for all!
Let's go back to 1993, the days of Barney Bashing, the P-Pals, Classic Amy Rose, and Nega Rocko. We need to stop the evil dinosaur from destroying our PBS channel again.
But first, I need to go watch Frontline and the BBC world news.
...Barney.
Yep, you read it right. Barney.
Barney & Friends is airing on weekdays in the morning on PBS. The nightmare ends at 7, where we get Sesame Street, a classic children's show. It sometimes airs at 10 in the morning.
I thought we destroyed B'harnee back in the 1990s! But PBS revived him, so we've got trouble on our hands. Everyone who was in the Jihad back in 1993, you have to reunite so we can kill The Purple One for once and for all!
Let's go back to 1993, the days of Barney Bashing, the P-Pals, Classic Amy Rose, and Nega Rocko. We need to stop the evil dinosaur from destroying our PBS channel again.
But first, I need to go watch Frontline and the BBC world news.
aweso...@gmail.com
Jan 20, 2015, 10:27:38 AM1/20/15
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I shall join you in the destroying of the purple menace.
New Leader of the Jihad to Destroy Barney
Feb 8, 2015, 2:56:31 PM2/8/15
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On Tuesday, January 20, 2015 at 10:27:38 AM UTC-5, aweso...@gmail.com wrote:
> I shall join you in the destroying of the purple menace.
Thank you aweso. We're writing another list of ways to kill B'harnee.
> I shall join you in the destroying of the purple menace.
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