Urgent news on the Bh*ney attack
Taniara XIII
DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) wrote:
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> Melanie Davies (ml...@smeg.off.spam.cam.ac.uk) wrote:
> : Cyohtee wrote:
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> : > One can but hope on the Sp'hice G'hirls,
>
> : *hopes*
>
> ...
>
> Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Sleezy, Slutty, Skanky, Stinky,
> and Ho-Bag British?
>
> Just wondering if /someone/ needs to take them out for us. >:)=
Heh, isn't this ironic? All summer long there were those horrid
Spice Girls threads all over here. We're finally rid of them,
NOW WE'RE MAKING OUR OWN?! Sheesh.
(BTW, if I'm not mistaken, yes, the Slut Quintet is British.)
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DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!)
: > One can but hope on the Sp'hice G'hirls,
: *hopes*
...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Sleezy, Slutty, Skanky, Stinky,
and Ho-Bag British?
Just wondering if /someone/ needs to take them out for us. >:)=
DLtF(NYAR!)
Melanie Davies
DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) wrote:
>
> : Cyohtee wrote:
>
> : > One can but hope on the Sp'hice G'hirls,
>
> : *hopes*
>
> ...
>
> Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Sleezy, Slutty, Skanky, Stinky,
> and Ho-Bag British?
>
Ho-Bag would be Ginger spice, right? I guess the rest could apply to any of
them :o).
They are British.
> Just wondering if /someone/ needs to take them out for us. >:)=
>
It'd be a pleasure, think it'd count as murder or a service to society? >:o)=
And later.....
> But the important thing about this whole convo is: I'm indirectly
> giving Melanie shit as pay-back for another thread. The Skank Quintet is
> just window dressing, so to speak.
> Hopefully she'll respond to the challenge. >:)=
I'd love to, unfortunatly I'm going to be far too busy catching up on all the
Dilbert comic strips I missed over the summer :o).
Mel
DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!)
Taniara XIII (jon...@Charleston.Net-spamgobyebye) wrote:
: DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) wrote:
: > Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Sleezy, Slutty, Skanky, Stinky,
: > and Ho-Bag British?
: > Just wondering if /someone/ needs to take them out for us. >:)=
: Heh, isn't this ironic? All summer long there were those horrid
: Spice Girls threads all over here. We're finally rid of them,
: NOW WE'RE MAKING OUR OWN?! Sheesh.
They lasted the whole summer? Damn... glad I applied the killfile
early.
: (BTW, if I'm not mistaken, yes, the Slut Quintet is British.)
But the important thing about this whole convo is: I'm indirectly
giving Melanie shit as pay-back for another thread. The Skank Quintet is
just window dressing, so to speak.
Hopefully she'll respond to the challenge. >:)=
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DLtF(NYAR!)
Amanda Van Rhyn
Melanie Davies wrote:
>
> DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) wrote:
> > But the important thing about this whole convo is: I'm indirectly
> > giving Melanie shit as pay-back for another thread. The Skank Quintet is
> > just window dressing, so to speak.
>
> > Hopefully she'll respond to the challenge. >:)=
>
> I'd love to, unfortunatly I'm going to be far too busy catching up on all the
> Dilbert comic strips I missed over the summer :o).
>
> Mel
*puts on Flak jacket and fire-retardent stuff*
Um, who said looking like Dilbert was a _bad_ thing?
*ducks into '50s bomb-shelter position*
I really shouldn't get into this thread... but I'm in now. No regrets.
Tell Austin he can have my mouse pad and my _Calvin & Hobbes_ and...
dare I say it... _Dilbert_ anthologies.
I'm doomed.
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Deus ex Machina
Behold! DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) Speaks:
: : > One can but hope on the Sp'hice G'hirls,
: : *hopes*
: ...
: Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Sleezy, Slutty, Skanky, Stinky,
: and Ho-Bag British?
You are correct. Bring back the days when Britain was putting out bands
like Iron Maiden. What's happened to our Friends Across the Lake, anyway?
: Just wondering if /someone/ needs to take them out for us. >:)=
Yeah, talk to the Minister of Culture, down the hall in Room 101.
: DLtF(NYAR!)
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Melanie Davies
Deus ex Machina wrote:
>
> Behold! DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) Speaks:
> : Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't Sleezy, Slutty, Skanky, Stinky,
> : and Ho-Bag British?
>
> You are correct. Bring back the days when Britain was putting out bands
> like Iron Maiden. What's happened to our Friends Across the Lake, anyway?
>
The Teeny-boppers took over :o). There are still quite a few good bands here,
but unfortunatly some little kiddies with no taste seem to be spending far too
much of their pocket money on trash like S'hpice.
> : Just wondering if /someone/ needs to take them out for us. >:)=
>
> Yeah, talk to the Minister of Culture, down the hall in Room 101.
>
We have a TV show here where things get sent into Room 101, wonder if the
S'hpicy ones have been put in yet.
Room 101 for the S'hpice G'hurls:
Baby: Platform shoes and hair bunches, and generally trying to look cute are
banned.
Scary: Forced to live without animal print clothes and not allowed to scream
at cameras.
Posh: Banned from Pouting.
Sporty: A room to small to high kick in, and no track pants allowed.
Ho-Bag (or the ginger one): Forced to wear clothes that are in good taste and
not at all tarty.
Mel <--will say something on topic, any day now :o)
DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!)
And again I speak.. amazing, that.
: : Just wondering if /someone/ needs to take them out for us. >:)=
: Yeah, talk to the Minister of Culture, down the hall in Room 101.
Melanie needs the job. This is her responsibility now.
: Most Holy, Commanding Officer
DLtF(NYAR!)
DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!)
Melanie Davies (ml...@smeg.off.spam.cam.ac.uk) wrote:
: The Teeny-boppers took over :o). There are still quite a few good bands here,
: but unfortunatly some little kiddies with no taste seem to be spending far too
: much of their pocket money on trash like S'hpice.
So fill their pockets up with something more useful .. like dynamite
with the fuse lit. We can always do with less sados in the world. >:)
: > Yeah, talk to the Minister of Culture, down the hall in Room 101.
Ugh.. I think I missed some British cultural reference and/or TV
thing. Bleh.
: We have a TV show here where things get sent into Room 101, wonder if the
: S'hpicy ones have been put in yet.
: Room 101 for the S'hpice G'hurls:
[snip]
*hands you a sharp, heavy axe*
You this. It'll be more gratifying.
: Mel <--will say something on topic, any day now :o)
DLtF(NYAR!) <== Is on topic for this convo, but nothing else.
Black ICE
DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) wrote:
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> : Behold! DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) Speaks:
>
> And again I speak.. amazing, that.
>
> : : Just wondering if /someone/ needs to take them out for us. >:)=
>
>
>
> : Most Holy, Commanding Officer
>
> DLtF(NYAR!)
I thought that Room 101 was in the Ministry of Truth....
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DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!)
Melanie Davies (ml...@smeg.off.spam.cam.ac.uk) wrote:
: DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) wrote:
: > Ugh.. I think I missed some British cultural reference and/or TV
: > thing. Bleh.
: Room 101 is from 1984, the room where worst nightmares lurk. There's also a
: British TV show called Room 101 where someone slightly famous gets to
: nominate stuff to get put into Room 101.
That sounds like .... a hell of a lot of fun. >:)=
: > *hands you a sharp, heavy axe*
: > You this. It'll be more gratifying.
^^^^^^^^^
I shouldn't post to UseNet before I've had my 4 or so cups of
coffee (extra sugar) in the morning. Heh.
: Wheee! More human gene pool improvement! >:o)=
*dance of joy, breaks out the camcorder*
: But can't I torture them just a little bit first?
: *listens to Ginger spice's screams as she is forced to wear a respectable
: floral dress her mother would like*
I was sort of opposed to the idea of expediency ground, but ...
*listens to screams* ... I can learn to to be patient. >:)=
: Mel
: ab4d Minister of culture, Room 101 :o)
DLtF(NYAR!)
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Amanda Van Rhyn
Black ICE wrote:
>
> DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) wrote:
> >
> > : Behold! DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) Speaks:
> >
> > And again I speak.. amazing, that.
> >
> > : : Just wondering if /someone/ needs to take them out for us. >:)=
> >
> > : Yeah, talk to the Minister of Culture, down the hall in Room 101.
> >
> > Melanie needs the job. This is her responsibility now.
> >
> > : Most Holy, Commanding Officer
> >
> > DLtF(NYAR!)
>
> I thought that Room 101 was in the Ministry of Truth....
Ministry of Truth (Minitrue): propaganda, badly engineered porn, and
history rewriting. (Winston worked here.)
Ministry of Plenty (Miniplenty): economics. Home of Ingsoc's rabid
accountants. (At least, I think they're rabid.)
Ministry of Peace (Minipax): war, baby, war. Decides who is our friend
and has always been our friend and who is and has always been our enemy
on a virtual daily basis.
Ministry of Love (Miniluv): Here we go. Thought Police headquarters and
home of Room 101 and other nasti things. Where anyone the Party doesn't
liek ends up. *Extreme* bad karma. (The name is nicely ironic,
considering B'harne and his minions' message of Luv. Heh.)
Wondering where I get all this useless information, I am [tm windigo]...
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Melanie Davies
DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) wrote:
>
>
> : > Yeah, talk to the Minister of Culture, down the hall in Room 101.
>
> thing. Bleh.
>
Room 101 is from 1984, the room where worst nightmares lurk. There's also a
British TV show called Room 101 where someone slightly famous gets to nominate
stuff to get put into Room 101.
> : We have a TV show here where things get sent into Room 101, wonder if the
> : S'hpicy ones have been put in yet.
>
> : Room 101 for the S'hpice G'hurls:
> [snip]
>
> *hands you a sharp, heavy axe*
>
> You this. It'll be more gratifying.
>
Wheee! More human gene pool improvement! >:o)=
But can't I torture them just a little bit first?
*listens to Ginger spice's screams as she is forced to wear a respectable floral
dress her mother would like*
Mel
Shad
>DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) wrote:
>> Melanie Davies (ml...@smeg.off.spam.cam.ac.uk) wrote:
{Big-type snippage }
>> : Room 101 for the S'hpice G'hurls:
>> [snip]
>> *hands you a sharp, heavy axe*
>> You this. It'll be more gratifying.
>Wheee! More human gene pool improvement! >:o)=
>But can't I torture them just a little bit first?
Can I help? They're threatening to invade Holland next month...
>*listens to Ginger spice's screams as she is forced to wear a respectable floral
>dress her mother would like*
You know, there _is_ such a thing as 'cruel and unusual punishment'... Doncha
think that's a bit too harsh?
...
<thinks>
...
Nah.
>Mel
>ab4d Minister of culture, Room 101 :o)
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Melanie Davies
Shad wrote:
>
> In <343D4C...@smeg.off.spam.cam.ac.uk> Melanie Davies <ml...@smeg.off.spam.cam.ac.uk> writes:
>
> >Wheee! More human gene pool improvement! >:o)=
> >But can't I torture them just a little bit first?
>
> Can I help? They're threatening to invade Holland next month...
>
Grab yourself a Sharp and Nasty Object(tm) and just join in >:o)=
> >*listens to Ginger spice's screams as she is forced to wear a respectable floral
> >dress her mother would like*
>
> You know, there _is_ such a thing as 'cruel and unusual punishment'... Doncha
> think that's a bit too harsh?
>
*Looks up from giving Baby spice a goth makeover*
Nah.
> ...
>
> <thinks>
>
> ...
>
> Nah.
>
Correct :o)
Mel
Danielle Pluzsik
> DeadLock the Feral (NYAR!) wrote:
> >
> > Melanie Davies (ml...@smeg.off.spam.cam.ac.uk) wrote:
> >
> > : > One can but hope on the Sp'hice G'hirls,
> >
> > : *hopes*
> >
> > ...
> >
> > and Ho-Bag British?
> >
>
> Spice Girls threads all over here. We're finally rid of them,
> NOW WE'RE MAKING OUR OWN?! Sheesh.
>
>
>
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> | Go I, his prisoner, because I honoured |
> | Those things to which honour truly belongs." |
> |Antigone's last lines, from the Theban tragedy _Antigone_|
> |---------------------------------------------------------|
> | My main page- http://www.angelfire.com/sc/Taniara |
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