Famous quotes?

[D.Cheetham]

Does anyone know of a net site with famous quotes from the series?

"Gee, brain. What are we going to do tomorrow........"
"Hi ya Lady......."
"Ha! You kill me...."

Does anyone know?

Damien.

--
MZ

[Justin McElhanon]

D.Cheetham (d.j.ch...@Bton.ac.uk) wrote:
: Does anyone know of a net site with famous quotes from the series?

:
: "Gee, brain. What are we going to do tomorrow........"
: "Hi ya Lady......."
: "Ha! You kill me...."

Well here is a list of taglines that someone posted to the group a
while back, I figure it's been long enough that a some people might not
have em so here is the repost, yes it is long and unfortunately I can't
claim that I wrote it, anyway hope this helps your quest and since you
should look at all the faboo A! pages go to http://www.search.com and you
alta vista to search for +animaniacs +quotes that should get you a few
hits if not take out the +quotes. Anyway here is the taglines

Hello, Warner Fans!

Not long ago I mentioned to someone I met here in alt.tv.animaniacs that I
was creating a massive file of taglines ripped off from the show... tags
from every episode, and hopefully more than I could ever need. He
suggested that I post the file. My reply? "Almost 60k of text, posted to
Usenet???" (Something like that <G>) He reassured me that the true A! fans
here in a.t.a wouldn't mind, since the file would probably be of interest
to a lot of them, so I told him I would post as soon as I had tags from
every episode. As of this morning, I now have some from every show, so
now's the time!

Some notes on the organization: Many of these tags are more than one line
in length. Some lines were just too good to resist, even though many ORLs
won't be able to use them. If you want to get rid of them, see if you can
find a utility to strip out long lines... I've seen them out there, though
I can't point you to one. The first part of the file is a screen or two of
generic lines that are in more than one show, mostly VERY famous lines...
also in this part are a few Baby Plucky lines from TTA that I just couldn't
resist. :-> (BP is a sporadic guest star on A!, so I feel justified.)
After that the tags are arranged by show number... if you use a random
tagline generator you'll want to strip these out also. With a decent text
editor it should be no problem. Tags within each show are (supposedly)
arranged in chronological order, the same order they come up in the
episode... you might find it entertaining to check your AFEL every day,
print out the tags for that particular episode, and read along! Also
understand that I took down almost all of these tags on the fly. I don't
have a VCR, and most of these were scribbled down from short-term memory
while the show was on! So, if you see any errors, please let me know via
email. This also explains the orphan tagline at the very end of the
file... when I took that one down I wasn't keeping track of which episode
the lines were from. :-< I suspect it's from #19...

I have tried to get everything down word for word, punctuation mark for
punctuation mark, but I'm sure I've made mistakes. Also, for those who
might not have seen it before, this: o/~ is a music note, and indicates
that the quote is a part of a song. Most of the shows have a good number
of quotes, but I've missed show #19 a few times in a row so I'm a little
short on that one. (I'll repost when I get some lines from that show)

Have fun... these are the quotes, folks!

"Helloooooo, NURSE!!"
"Dumber than advertised!"
Exsqueeze me?
Hmhmhma... silly puppy!
DAT'S IT!
And now, performing another classical work... The Great Wakkarotti.
"I think we just met today's special friend." - Yakko
"Elelator go up! Elelator go up! Elelator go... up!" - Baby Plucky
"I wanna flush it agaaaiiin..." - Baby Plucky
"B'kawk!!!" - a giant chicken
"Urfff!" - Buttons
"Ehh, 'nuff with the singin' already!" - Slappy
"What a yutz." - Slappy
"Now THAT'S comedy!" - Slappy
Why, Brain? What're we gonna do tomorrow night?
He's a chicken, I tell you... a giant chicken!
Publicly, the studio has disavowed any knowledge of the Warners' existence...
"I'm not overreacting... I'M A TEENAGER!!!" - Katie Kaboom
Monkeys always look! Monkeys always look!
------
** Show #1
"I vas vone of za most zuccessful zychoanalysts in Hollywood." - Dr. S
"I won I won! What did I win?" - Yakko
"Say, what kind of game show IS this?" - Yakko
"They're too zany, Scratchansniff!" - Mr. Plotz
"I take umbrage at that!" - Dr. S "Oh sure, take all the umbrage! Don't leave any for us!" - Yakko
"This isn't a joke... it's a visual gag." - Yakko
"Maybe you should see a pee-sychiatrist." - Wakko
"I am fine, Mr. Puppet-head. Did you have a yummy breakfast?" - Dr. S
"What's on your mind?" - Dr. S "My hat." - Wakko
"You are suffering from acute Warneritis." - Yakko
o/~ I don't know what to say, the mon-keys won't do... o/~
Inside the water tower room, there was a log flume.
"No, my delectable... we are simply bigger than life itself!" - Flavio
"I do smell a cat, but where's it at? (That rhymes, definitely rhymes.)" - Runt
"And nighty-night, Wakko's underwear!" - Yakko
** Show #2
"If the sun is P, and gravity is H, it makes a Phhhh..." - Einstein
"Wanna buy a yummy box of Kid Scout cookies?" - Wakko
"Ya EAT em, silly mustache man!" - Dot
"...or die trying! Or try dying! Or do some tie dying!" - Yakko
"Order now and we'll also throw in _Unexplained Mysteries of Fudge_. - Dot
"Einstein is a dummy. Stupid Einstein, Dummy Boy!" - Einstein
"Hey, it's no merit badge, but it'll do." - Yakko
"Bang! Zoom! Right in the kisser! NARF!" - Pinky
"Egad! You astound me, Brain!" "That's a simple task, Pinky."
"What is `Narf'! What is `Poit'!" - Pinky
"No wait... what if they take off their pants?" - Pinky
Build your own Infindibulator... only $99,000!
"Ralph Cramden... TA-DAAAAAA!" - Pinky
"I'll take ancient shoe sizes for $200, Alex." - Alvey (Gyp-Parody)
"What is a `Regis Philbin'?" - Brain
"You could win the money on $10,000 Pile of Mud!" - Pinky
** Show #3
"Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit?" - Wakko
"The penalty for trespassin' is death!" - Cap'n Mel "Faboo!" - Wakko
"Ye be trespassin' on me private pirate property!" - Cap'n Mel "Bet you can't say that three times fast!" - Wakko
"Wild take #32! Regular as clockwork! <BURP> Wish everything was regular." - Slappy
"Ooo, somebody stop me, I'm laughin'." - Slappy
"You remind me... of a very young Scooby Doo." - Slappy
"Let's see. I've bonked him, blown him up and smashed his head. What am I forgetting?" - Slappy
** Show #4
"We paint ceilings, ceilings and only ceilings! (We don't paint floors 'cause they're beneath us.)" - Yakko
"This is the Sistine Chapel!" - Michelangelo "If you're so great, what happened to the other fifteen chapels?" - Yakko
"As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a Goodfeather." - Squit
"Hey, COOOOO you!" - Pesto
"<gasp> The Godpigeon!" - Bobby
"I had it! And badda bing bam boom, my wing is introduced to radial tires!" - Bobby
.. and that's how I became a Goodfeather.
"Yipe!" - Yakko Wakko and Dot
** Show #5
"This is Miss Interpreting." - Yakko "This is Miss Understanding!" - Wakko "And I'm Mysterious!" - Dot
"Ooo, a giant Pez dispenser!" - Wakko
"STOP PLAYING VITH MY BUST!" - Dr. S
"Michelle Pfeiffer!" - Yakko "Mel Gibson!" - Dot "Don Knotts!" - Wakko
"How dooooo you do!" - Dr. S
"How dooooo you do... that thing with your mouth?" - Yakko
"Take me away! But be gentle... I'm fragile." - Yakko
"I am not here to amuse you!" - Dr. S "Then please, stop bein' so FUNNY!" - Yakko
"Teeee heee... curtsey laugh." - Dot
"How do we avoid bad elocution?" - Dr. S "Stay inside during a thunderstorm?" - Yakko
"GOT it? I can BEAT it, I have a full house!" - Wakko
"I'm putting out a swimsuit calendar." - Bea Arthur
"OH MONSTER!" - Dot's pet
"You know... you remind me of a very mature Johnny Quest." - Slappy
"We're the Warner brothers!" - Yakko & Wakko "Like the studio?" - Catwoman "Not very much, but we don't have a choice." - Yakko
"You are A-OK, Padanuh!" - Japanese investor
** Show #6
"I'LL GET IT!" - Yakko, Wakko, Dot
"LOOK! THE HORROR!" - Yakko
"I never get to get it!" - Wakko
"What have I done? Where's my aspirin?" - Mr. Plotz
"I thought you needed us to be your skelecetaries!" - Wakko
"LOOK! WAYNE NEWTON!" - Dot
"You'll never live to regret it!" - Yakko
"Mr. Sinatra? Hold. Mr. Redford? Hold... me." - Dot
"I'd like to see Mr. Plotz." - Mel Gibson "He's busy... let's talk about us." - Dot
"LOOK! IT'S A BIG FAT FANNY!" - Wakko
"Dear Santa: I have been ever so good this year. I would like a new mallet and a shiny brass anvil." - Wakko
"WHEN WILL THIS INSANITY END??" - Mr. Plotz "When one of us answers the phone, silly!" - Dot
"Vhen you vakes from sleepytime you vill no longer be zany." - Dr. S
"Are you still zany?" - Dr. S "Only our hairdresser knows for sure!" - Yakko
** Show #7
o/~ Lally lally loo, lally lally lee, you can't catch us, we're the Warner Three! o/~
"Ralph, you take the back! Miss Nurse, you take... my breath away." - Dr. S
"Ooo, a magic show! This should be fun!" - Wakko
"HEY MISTER! PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR PANTS!" - Wakko
"Your mozzer used Pampers!" - Dr. S
"Very Pete Townsendesque!" - Yakko "Who?" - Dot "Exactly!" - Wakko
"I want a pet who'll come when I call and cuddle me when I have a bad day!" - a lady "Have a kid, lady." - Rita
"My name's Runt, but my master calls me stupid... what a nice guy!"
"Humans... go fig." - Runt
o/~ When you're little and tiny, they pat your cute hiney... o/~ - Rita
"It's been nice making your acquaintance." - Rita "If I made it, I'm glad it's nice." - Runt
"Hit the road, Einstein." - Rita
"This one smells like cheese... definitely a cheese tree!" - Runt
** Show #8
"YES? YES? WHAT WHAT WHAT?" - Flaxseed
"One of these days I'm gonna find those singers." - Yakko
"What horrible little children! I shall be frightened for hours!" - Flaxseed
"Don't look down! You might fall and break your head and die and your brains would leak out aaaaaallll over!" - Dot
"How 'bout a tip?" - Yakko "Don't eat lead." - Flaxseed
"Clobber Flaxseed Clobber Flaxseed rah rah rah! Fighting Irish Fighting Irish cyst boom bah!" - YW&D
o/~ Bummm-bie, the dearest deer, deep in the dark-est forest he grew... o/~
"His biography says he bumped his butt 'cause he had too much sugar. It's sad, really." - Slappy
"Dead! She's dead! Bumbie's an orphan!" - Skippy
"Say one word and I'll throw dynamite down your pants!" - Slappy
"Have I ever lied to you before?" - Slappy "You said Keno was legal in Burbank. You said Magilla Gorilla was a woman. You said..." - Skippy
"Bumbie's mom, she's <WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!>" - Skippy
"Slappy Squirrel? Is that you?" - Vina Walleen "If it ain't, you better call my agent!" - Slappy
"Then Pebbles says, `Hey, get yer own Bam-Bam, lady!'" - Vina Walleen
"Hey... could you do a piece of the old Bumbie bit for my nephew?" - Slappy
"Boy... them flashbacks don't last as long as they used to." - Vina Walleen "Nothin' does, Baby." - Slappy
** Show #9
"It's true! There IS no question you don't know the answer to!" - Shirley Mac-Clainey
"Whew... that's worse than sweatin' to the oldies!" - Yakko
"I SAID GO AWAY! I am missing Baywatch!" - Wally Llama
"I got sick in Phoenix!" - Wakko
"Oh... a thousand pities on me!" - Wally Llama
"I must use my smarty-brains!" - Wally Llama
"Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?" - Wakko
"Maybe we should just write Dear Abby." - Yakko
"But Pinky, there's more!" - Brain "I also get the Ginsu knives?" - Pinky
"What an incredible view!" - Pinky
"This is Gray Squirrel calling Bullfrog... come in, Bullfrog..." - Brain
"Your perceptions of accomplishment are misguided, Pinky." - Brain
"RATS??? <NARF> WE'RE NOT RATS!!!!" - Pinky
** Show #10
"Hello, my name's Yakko, and I'll be your king this evening..."
"Do they get better when they get older?" - Dot
"Aaaaaannnn-viiiiiiiiiiiilll-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ni-aaaaaaaaaaa..." - Perry Coma
"You have anything in a sansabelt with a skooch more room?" - Yakko
"King Yakko, your throne." - Bishop "The throne? How do you lift the lid?" - Wakko "Since when do YOU lift the lid?" - Dot
"Your Highness." - Crowd "My highness? What, did I sit in something?" - Yakko
"This anvil was soo big..." - court jester
"Polka dot?" - Prime Minister "If you insist." - Dot
"Citizens of Anvilania... I stand before you, because if I stood behind you, you couldn't see me!" - Yakko
"And now for my address. King Yakko, c/o the castle, Anvilania, 90210."
"I must ask you one thing... can you do this? LAALOOLAALOOLAALOO!" - King Yakko
"It will be like taking anvils from a baby!" - Dictator Umlaut
"Friend! Hend! It rhymes!" - Wakko
"I want a balloon animal that looks like a woodchuck!" - Wakko
"OK Dick... or is it Mr. Tator? Ya mind if we call you Richard?" - Yakko
"Hey, take my anvil <CRASH>... please..." - court jester
"This is the uniform of a great man!" - Dictator Umlaut "Does he know you're wearing it?" - Yakko
"THIS MEANS WAR!" - Dictator Umlaut "I thought that meant touchdown!" - Yakko
"Sire?" - Prime Minister "Wait til we're alone." - Yakko
"Gentlemen, please be seated. AH AH AH... I didn't say Simon Says!" - Yakko
"Dot, I appoint you minister of girlie things I don't understand." - King Yakko "That covers a lot of ground!" - Dot
"...something that says, `I'm here to destroy you'... but with a sense of fun." - Dot
"I got it! Wear your underwear outside your pants!" - Dot
"Some of you may not return... and the rest of you definitely won't." - Yakko
"WHAT???" - Dictator Umlaut
"It's their secret weapon... <YAWN>" - Spink
"I AM the king!" - Yakko
"Poor little evil fellow who asked for it." - Dot
"You haven't been flossing!" - Yakko
** Show #11
o/~ Dot's plain cute! So's this boot! o/~
"What does Christie Brinkley have that I don't have?" - Dot "Billy Joel!" - Y&W
"Jou are... large bugs maybe?" - Picasso
"...And I'm as cute as a button on a teddy bear's nose!" - Dot
"Did you know there's PP on your smock?" - Yakko
"Will you go away if I give you some francs?" - Picasso
"A sock! A doorknob! Wilson Phillips!" - Dot
"We get paid in franks!" - Yakko
"Welcome to the French Revolution." - Rita
o/~ Pee-yew girl, you're o-dor-i-fer-ous! o/~ - les miseranimals
"Never underestimate the little guy." - Rita
o/~ I am definitely... I am definitely... I am definitely... RUNT... VAL... RUUUUUUUUNT! o/~
o/~ WHAT WERE YOU THINK-ING, YOU BIG BUF-FOON? o/~ - Rita
"Down with imprisonment! Definitely down!" - Runt
o/~ Ha haaa! Ho hooo! Ha ha ha ha he heeee! o/~ - Camembert
** Show #12
"What's a gribble refiner?" - man "You refine gribble with it!" - garage sale bear
"Hello, lady in the tree!" - Wakko
"Wow... it's the most beautiful garage I've ever seen!" - Dot
"Take it, oh take it, please please! ...or not, I don't care." - Dot
"Every boy needs a hobby!" - Yakko
"I don't think..." - garage sale bear "Good man!" - Yakko
"Guess what... tomorrow some guy's having a yard sale!" - Yakko
"The hotel of your mind has many vacancies." - Yakko's fortune cookie
"You are cute and can't help it!" - Dot's fortune cookie
"Are you cluckin' at me? Are you cluckin' at me?" - Bobby
"I got to cut down on me coloratura." - Cop Kitty
o/~ We'd like to perch on Scorcese's head... o/~ - sparrows
o/~ I feel feathery... oh so feathery... o/~ - Squit
"Love? Not for me, no thanks!" - Squit
** Show #13
o/~ The hills are quite full, of big rocks and boooul-ders... o/~
"Hey... wanna watch me pretend to throw up?" - Wakko
"Take the word `animal'. Transpose the letters `n' and `m', and you get `aminal'. That, in a nutshell, is comedy." - Mr. Director
o/~ Life is a joke that has just begun... o/~ - Yakko
"Where're you nutty funsters going?" - Mr. Director
"We're with the movie gonna do a thing!" - Mr. Director
"Oh, you'll do? The move? You'll do the... Happy! I am! So much! OIL!" - Mr. Director
"That's funny ho-ho. I want funny ha HA!" - Mr. Director
"OH LADY! OH LADY! OH LADY! OH LADY! OH LADY! NICE LADY!" - YW&D
"What's funny oh-oh?" - Mr. Director
"I'm the boy?" - Mr. Director "No, you're the dog." - Yakko
"Bark woof bark, froyn laven!" - Old Screamer
"YOU'RE frightened... I have to potty!" - Mr. Director
"I think it's a not-working whip!" - Mr. Director
"Oh yeah... going is good, staying is bad. Bye!" - Mr. Director
"That man... is a genius." - Yakko
o/~ The jun-gle was nice, but way behind the times... o/~
"I must meal. Apple me." - Flavio
"You are skinny, very skinny... and it is confusing to my pulse rate!" - Marita
o/~ What will we do? What will become of us two? o/~ - Flavio and Marita
o/~ I'm having an emergency... my life is filled with urgency... o/~ - Marita
o/~ Stir-fry, until hot! o/~ - Flavio
** Show #14
"You kids is crazy!" - Dr. S
"What is the meaning of this?" - Judge "That is a finger. You have five on each hand." - Yakko
"Justice is not blind... she's cross-eyed!" - Yakko
o/~ Balderall... balderee... balderaa... baldera he ho he ha he he! o/~ - YW&D
"Do you swear?" - Wakko "Yes!" - Gertie Bilchmoinkner "Well you shouldn't... it's not nice!" - Wakko
"One more pun like that and I'll find you in contempt!" - Judge
"Do they have bats there? Do they suck blood?" - Wakko
"How do you work this thing?" - Lady
"Green Bean! Come back, Green Bean!" - the sailor man
"Greetings, Earth dog!" - Marvin the Martian
** Show #15
"Look at all those stars!" - Wakko "They make me want to write poetry! Or bake a ham, I forget which." - Dot
"<yawn> I say we turn in." - Yakko "What do you want to turn into?" - Wakko
"Something tells me we're not in Northern Wisconsin any more." - Yakko
"Oh look! It's an alien! How cute!" - Dot "AWWWWWWWWWW!" - YW&D
"We're either gonna be examined, or dry cleaned." - Yakko
"Look! It's big fat Scotty from Star Trek!" - Yakko
"Woah... that'll leave a mark." - Yakko
"Oh, by the way... TAG! YOU'RE IT!" - Yakko
"Theeeere's a pick-up line if I ever heard one." - Dot
"Do my hair like Betty Rubble, Wouldja?" - Dot
"Aliens... go fig." - Dot
"Call me... Toe." - Toe
"Thanks! You're the nicest toe I've ever met!" - Yakko
"Hey Yoda, mind if we drive?" - Yakko "BLEEEEAGH!" - alien "Thanks!" - Yakko
"The workings of your mind are a mystery to me, Pinky." - Brain
"Three cameras, Brain?" - Pinky "Yeees... a technique pioneered by the great Desi Arnaz." - Brain
"Television, Pinky! The Great Deceptor!" - Brain "Naaarf!" - Pinky
"Undoubtedly the population has fled in fear from their `terrifying enemy'!" - Brain
** Show #16
"I'm going to give you an `F'!" - Ms. Flamile
"Gum chewing is for cows. `F'!" - Ms. Flamile
"This is a classroom, not a music hall. Now find your seats!" - Ms. Flamile
"Repeat after me." - Ms. Flamile "Repeat after me." - YW&D
"One, two, skip a few, ninety-nine one hundred!" - Yakko
"Yakko, can you conjugate?" - Ms. Flamile "Me? I've never even kissed a girl!" - Yakko
"You're horrid naughty children!" - Ms. Flamile
"You remind me of a very young Betty Boop." - Slappy
"Waiter... you got anything on the menu that's not manufactured by VOIT?" - Slappy
"Naah, come to think of it that gag's been done to death." - Slappy
"I'm going into a coma. Whoops, too late, I'm in a coma." - Slappy
"Thank you, Mister Exposition." - Slappy
** Show #17
"We're not pheasants... we're not even birds! Although I'd like to GIVE you a bird... here." - Yakko
"You really shouldn't go putting stuff like that in your ear. You'll go deaf!" - Yakko "I AM deaf!" - Beethoven "TOO LATE!" - YW&D
"It is music, you wouldn't understand it dumb simple-minded girl." - Beethoven
"I am Ludwig Von Beethoven, world famous composer and PIANIST!"
"Vienna sausage... how approppoo!" - Dot
"Yes of course not Mr. Potty-mouth. You're very tense. You need to relax." - Yakko
"We're not you-yous... for your inflammation, I'm a me-me! That's a he-he, and that's a she-she... and YOU'RE A PIANIST!" - Yakko
"Oh... a feisty one! I like a cat with `guts'!" - Stradivarius
"Look at me... I'm just hangin' around!" - Rita
"One, two, four, GO!" - Runt
"Oh, forget about it. That guy was a yutz." - Rita "Yeah, I liked him too." - Runt
** Show #18
"This is my handle, this is my spout!" - Brain
"Whatcha doing over there, Brain?" "Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky."
"But Brain... aren't the crown jewels always guarded by giant cossacks?" - Pinky
"<SMACK!> ...Now I feel cleansed." - Brain
"That was unpleasant." - Brain
"But don't anyone touch me... I have cooties!" - Czar
"Please control yourselves! I did not know he was poultry!" - ballet director
"I appoint you secretary of cheese and you keeper of the lint..." - Rasputin
"You want to give me another raise, and... a puppy!" - Rasputin
"Kiss my puppy." - Rasputin
"He likes you! Now take him potty." - Rasputin
"You have a puppy on your nose." - Czar Nicholas
"Dentistry is just a hobby. We're really professional shriners!" - Yakko
"Wakko... prep the patient." - Yakko
"Obscure joke... talk to your parents." - Dot
"ROO INROO RYE EYES!!!!" - Rasputin
"I may be ugly, but I'm smart!" - Puppy
"That makes me feel all kinda warm and squishy! Either that or I need to wear diapers." - Dot
** Show #19
"No, this is Miss Interpretation." - Yakko
"There, I've said it...now I feel better" - Death
** Show #20
"Who's chubbier... Perry Mason or Scotty of Star Trek?" - Yakko
"Thank you, Amazing Kreskin." - Dot
"All we want to do is give the director a big smooshy kiss and say hi!" - Dot
"They have spoken Froyn Laven! Go in we should let them!" - Mr. Crazy Person
"A bug I ate! With little wings..." - Mr. Director
"Hoil!!! How'd you... with the going... you were there but here now, you are, for me to see... how'd ya do?" - Mr. Director
"The hurting... the hurting..." - Mr. Director
o/~ That's the ending, the ending of our stoo-ry... o/~
"Am I talkin' to me? Am I talkin' to me? <THUNK>" - Bobby
** Show #21
"AAAAAAAAA! I'M ON FIRE!" - a flame
"Count me out, I'm SCARED of the dark!" - a flame
"I was BORN to dance! Get down!" - a flame
"But next time, be more careful, willya? My relatives can't be trusted." - a flame
"Who Is Vallerie Bertinelli." - Wakko
o/~ Day-vy... Dayyyy-vy Omlette, might-y large fron-tiers-maaan! o/~
"Well I'll be a swayback marsupial! He IS a chicken!" - frontiersman
"I have to come up with my address." - Lincoln "Everybody knows that... 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!" - Wakko
"Four score and seven years ago... (that's 87 years, for those of you keeping score...)" - Yakko
** Show #22
"You make it sound like a BAD thing!" - Snake
So stay tuned... for The Garden of Eden's Funniest Home Videos!
"Eat your heart out, Fuzzy Zella!" - Slappy
"Look daddee... a snake!" - Baby Plucky
"You remind me... of a very young Scrappy Doo." - Slappy
"Huzzah! I'm spared! Saved! Safe!" - Serpent
"That silly old squirrel isn't squadoo!" - Snake
"Want some of my mayonnaise muffin?" - Dot
"How's about a kiss?" - Wakko
"This really isn't my color... I'm a winter." - Dot
"SHHH! Do you know what that means?" - Bloski "You have a slow leak?" - Yakko
"Deeee-licious! <BURP>" - Wakko
"Wanna be our bunkie?" - Yakko
"There's two kinds a fertilizer in this life, friend... you got yer solid cow dung, and then there's yer sloppy pig doo." - Yakko
"Coffee? Tea? Monster?" - Dot
"I'm being harassed by children that look like big bugs!" - Bloski
** Show #23
"Hey! Let's get some ice cream!" - Wakko
"Call me Mother... call me Mommy or Mom... but don't call me Lady!" - Lady
..like the pernicious flesh-eating pirahna!
"Hel-looo, mista bufly!" - Mindy
"Hey, gimme dat, you good-for-nothin' nobody bird!" - Squit
"Hey, I oughta beat both of youse! Badda bing!" - Bobby
"You better get out of here, you little rats with wings!" - gull
"What're you, some kind of maniac?" - Bobby
"Who do I look like, Esther Williams? You think I'm some kind of a Mark Spitz here?" - Pesto
"Somebody throw some rice already." - Pesto
"Like we're a bunch of defunct leprechauns here? Is DAT it?" - Squit
"...being a goodfeather ain't so bad." - Squit
** Show #24
"I want to shave you bald and spray paint your head for only $19.95!" - Yakko
"...I'm also annoying!" - Yakko
"It worked! I've cured the common cold!" - researcher
"No Human Is Immune!" - Brain
"We'll open a boutique and sell ladies' clothing and pollen." - Brain
"Focus, Pinky, Focus!" - Brain
"Oh, but wait... isn't the nation's capitol in Washington D.C.?" - Pinky
"Let us... in the vernacular... take this hog on the road and see who's boss!!!" - Brain
"The name's Perkins... MR. PERKINS... just an average, nondescript motorist." - Brain
"There's no reason to entertain me personally, Pinky... I'm wide awake now." - Brain
"Oh man, I do miss them witless teenage speed demons." - traffic cop
"Egad! This is even better than a Ducktales episode, Brain!" - Pinky
"<BURP> Excuse me." - Wakko
** Show #25
Welcome to... Disasterpiece Theater.
"I have been rob-ed!" - Marita
"Not in first class, I hope!" - Marita
o/~ ...although we haven't got a clue! o/~ - Wakko
"I'd like forty-two pizzas, six with no crust." - Wakko
"No no no, FINGERprints!" - Yakko "I don't think so." - Dot
"He was odd." - Wakko "He was strange." - Dot "HE WAS A CHICKEN I TELL YOU, A GIANT CHICKEN!" - Porter
"That was pointless." - Dot
"I saw Wally Gator slam-dance with a smurf... that strange enough for ya?" - Slappy
"Boys." - Dot "No control." - Minerva
"Look at me, Brain! I'm Heidi! Yodele-he-NARF!"
"I told you I'd get to the `bottom' of this." - Hercule Yakko
"I should spank you all!" - Mark Antony
"Sing me a wittle songie, hmm?" - Cleopatra
"Helloooooo, pixie!" - Wakko
"And, as I am an honest Puck..." - Yakko "I'm not touching that one." - Dot
** Show #26
"Put your hand in a bowl of nuts, pick out three... that's the Warner brothers and their sister Dot!" - Sy Sykman
"I'll be right back... let me know if he eats her brains!" - Wakko
"Can I use your potty?" - Wakko
"I know I've got a potty in here someplace." - Wakko
"I'M GONNA EXPLODE!" - Wakko
"Oh good knight... PLEASE PASS THE KETCHUP!" - King Arthur
"Would someone stop that man from yelling `dragon'?" - Yakko
"Bow to your partners left and right, now grab 'em by his arms and fling 'em out of sight!" - Yakko
"What's green and stands in the corner? A naughty frog!" - Yakko
** Show #27
Mallet furnished by Basham & Warner of Beverly Hills.
"Gotta watch my figure... hey, somebody's gotta watch it!" - Slappy
"She exploded!" - Skippy "It's a toon thing." - Slappy
"She reminds me of a very young Wilma Flintstone." - Slappy
"It could be worse... it could be prune juice." - Slappy
"We will duct-tape ourselves to a tree." - Brain
"In the words of the great Willie Shoemaker... NUTS!" - Brain
"Ah yes. Try to take over the world. Right." - Pinky
** Show #28
"So THIS is the Love Boat!" - Yakko
"Call me any time... but not collect, OK big fella?" - Dot
"Hey look! They've got miniature golf on board!" - Wakko
"We'll search for Moby Dick until the seas dry up and the fish flop around in their underwear because all the water's gone!" - Captain Ahab
"That's high C on the high seas... Yeah!" - Dot
"Who cares about a white whale... let's dress up like ghosts and scare the crew!" - Dot
"MAN THE LONGBOAT!" - Captain Ahab "...OR WOMAN THE SHORTBOAT! That way everyone's covered." - Yakko
"Stroke!" "You have a cute beard!" "...Stroke!" "You have a wonderful voice!" "...Stroke!" "Have you ever considered a career in radio?"
"Always remember: a moisturized face is a happy face!" - Wakko
"Mooka moonga... needs therapy." - Prehistoric Lady
"Hello, Mr. Men... whatcha doin'?" - Mindy
"Is he fer the law, er agin it?" "Nobody knows... 'cause he ain't got no personality!"
"No dern chicken coulda saved a puppy!" - miscellaneous cowboy
** Show #29
"So this is Pennsylvania! DEEEEEEE-SGUSTING!" - Dot
"Not as disgusting as Willard Scott in a leotard." - Yakko
"I'm tired." - Yakko "I'm hungry." - Wakko "I'M CEE-YUTE!" - Dot
"Does Batman know you're wearing his cape? So badly?" - Yakko
"Please! You're washing off my Old Spice." - Count Dracula
"Greetings, good Amish farmer! How's it going with thee?" - Yakko
"You are not a bat!" - Dracula "You're right... but this is. <WHAM!>" - Wakko
"You boys will be sleeping in the aaah... Mary Poppins suite." - Count Dracula
"What do you think... do they make me look like Sheena Easton?" - Dot
"Wait! We were just about to order pizza and tell ghost stories!" - Dot
"And me without my sunblock!" - Count Dracula
"Boy... who knew the Amish could have such explosive tempers!" - Yakko
"In school they called me mad and insane! They also called me all-toppy-big-bottom... I wonder what that meant?" - Dr. Fwankenstein
"See the viwwage? I ORDER you to wipe it out!" - Dr. Fwankenstein
"Oh fudgie-poo! A short circuit! Now I'll have to repwace his bwain!" - Dr. Fwankenstein
o/~ A dog... check it out! Santa sent me bwains for Scout! o/~
"My goodness... a big wet doggie!" - Dr. Fwankenstein
"You wiked my wittle song!" - Dr. Fwankenstein
"Awise Scout! Catch them! Don't wet them escape!" - Dr. Fwankenstein
"Good doggie... I'll get you a nice wecking ball!" - Dr. Fwankenstein
** Show #30
"Fetch me an insurance salesman... I want to torment someone." - Satan
"I don't think this is Six Flags over Flushing." - Yakko
"...and another left at Roger Ebert's House of Pudding." - Yakko
"I am Beelzebub! Lucifer! The reaper of souls! THE REALLY ANGRY ONE!"
"Hades?! ...Boy, they were right! It didn't have a chance!" - Wakko
"Peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep peep!" - YW&D
o/~ I hate the government/more than you and me/the government stole my goldfish/and unplugged my TV. o/~ - whiny protest song from the 60's
"Prince? Where? He's dreamy! NOT!" - Dot
o/~ Pur-ga-to-ry, here we come... o/~ - YW&D
"Darn it Yakko, I'm a doctor, not a magician!" - Bones
"You've frozen everything! Do you have any idea how long it takes to get the pilot lit?" - Satan
"I suppose I could wear something sleek and scandalous..." - Minerva
"Ain't she neat?" - Wilfred Wolf
"Olly olly oxygen-free!" - Minerva
"Say... what kind of crazy wolf are you, anyway?" - Minerva
"Oh my goodness! You have boneyhands!" - A-lon lady
"You must be so hungry! You're nothing but skin and bones! ...Oh, right. You're just bones." - A-lon lady
** Show #31
"What're ya doin', torturing a clown?" - Yakko
"Of course you know... this means Warners." - Yakko
"Drum? Is somebody stuck in a drum?" - Yakko "This woman is stuck in a drum!" - orchestra member
"Get your hot dogs! Ice cold hot dogs!" - Dot
"You shouldn't go breaking people's windows." - Yakko
"You know, Runt, we never should have taken that left turn at Pakoima." - Rita
"Deck 'im! Definitely deck 'im, Rita!" - Runt
"How 'bout a little support, huh Runt?" "You're a good dog, Rita. Definitely fight nicely..."
"Wow, look at the rocks, Rita! 147... Yeah, definitely 147." - Runt
** Show #32
"Ya just never know who will turn up at a star-stuffed shindig like this one!" - Mary Hartless
"These cheese balls are DEE-licious!" - Wakko
"Great cheese balls, eh, Pip?" - Yakko
"It was BOB BARKER, and he was eating a bologna and cheese balls sandwich." - Pip Pumphandle
"Please! I want to learn more about baloney!" - Dot
"You forgot Uranus!" - Wakko
"Skipper, will we ever get off this planet?" "Sure, little buddy! (I think...)"
"Set, Phasers on, Shake and bake." - Captain
"That's right... TOTAL DESTRUCTION!" - astro-voice
"Buttons! Didn't I tell you to keep Mindy away from that duplicator?" - Space-Lady
"And remember... Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay!" - Yakko
** Show #33
"You've got a cartoon stuck in your ear!" - Yakko
"Ma, you were right... I _did_ put my eye out." - Noah
"...I'm allergic to fear..." - Noah
"For Heaven's sakes, let's not forget the ever-cheerful wolverines." - Noah
"These pantyhose are killing me, Brain. I think I prefer knee-highs." - Pinky
"Where's Gavin McLeod when you need him?" - Noah
"Go away! There's nobody here, I'm a hologram." - Noah
"No! No! And I very rarely repeat myself... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Noah
"Why, any girl in Hollywood would give up her Lexus to kiss Mr. Boo!" - starlet
"I KISSED CHICKEN LIPS!" - starlet
"What say we make like sleepers and shut our peepers?" - Bobby
"Remember Lippy Lombardi? Had hiccups so bad his neck caved in?" - Bobby
"I see the problem... his duodenum's all spastic." - Pesto
"Remember Coo-boy Cappizio? Had hiccups so bad his head collapsed?" - Bobby
"Bobby, come on! <hic> Don't peck open Pesto's brain box!" - Squit
"Remember Fluffa Fratatta? Had hiccups so bad his torso dissolved!" - Bobby
"Ow! My bottom hurts!" - Wakko
** Show #34
"I I I I I... I want you to go away now. YOU FRIGHTEN ME!!!" - T. Plotz
o/~ When you want to scream, put away that frown, and never be scared of a clown... o/~
A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement.
o/~ When the whippoorwill, whippers in the wind, the wind can whipper back, OH NICE AND CHUBBY BABY! o/~
"CLOWN!" - Wakko
"Me? I make with fright? I scare?" - Clown
"I wish the ground was mushy and soft." - Clown
"Oil look a little kitty cat! Meowie meow!" - Clown
"Hello I'm a puppy bark laven woof!" - Clown
"Oh please no! I'm not a well clown!" - Clown
"I'm in the sky." - Clown
"FROYN GOODEN MAYVEN SHOYLLLLLLL...." - Clown
o/~ Don't tell my head... my empty hollow head.. you know I wouldn't understand! o/~ - Willie Ray Cyprus
"It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob." - Brain
"I think I'm getting dizzy, and I rather like it." - Pinky
"Stop talking, Pinky... I must think." - Brain
"Hmm, let me think." - Pinky "Don't hurt yourself, Pinky." - Brain
"You amaze me, Pinky." - Brain "I do my best." - Pinky
"When you farm humble pigs, how far apart do you have to plant them?" - Pinky
"Oooo-wee! Yer a tall drink a water, ain't 'cha darlin'?" - bus ticket lady
"At least he didn't ask me to pull his fanger." - bus ticket lady
"I'm your biggest fan, what do you say to that?" - Dolly "I'd say puberty was inordinately kind to you." - Brain
"I'd like to thank my momma and Elvis." - Brain
"In two words, Bubba is hot!" - Mary Hartless
"I need to make a dental appointment. I have horrible plaque buildup." - Pinky
** Show #35
"I'm not wearing any pants!" - Wakko
"I always get an attitude from him." - Lady
"By right of superior intelligence, I am best suited to rule this planet!" - Brain
"Pretty Brain mousey! Little mousey BIG HEAD!" - Mindy
"Brain smell like poopoo." - Mindy
"I must rethink my present career." - Brain
o/~ They live inside a cage, making less than minimum wage... o/~
"NARF... Oh, roomy accommodations, Rita!" - Pinky
"OH BOY, A NICE HUMAN!" - Runt
"Don't move, doggie! A horrid pigeon just landed on your back! It probably wants to suck out your blood!" - Mrs. Mumphead
"Don't be jealous, you're the dearest thing in the world to me! ...which should give you some idea of my values." - Mrs. Mumphead
"Are you sayin' I'm a large sodium-covered square here to amuse you?" - Pesto
"There's going to be trouble... definitely trouble." - Runt
"Hey, you know what? I could be the next Wing Newton!" - Pesto
"I can't wait for you to meet my parents. They're weird, but nice." - Katie Kaboom
"You really ARE a chicken! Why didn't you tell me?" - Katie Kaboom "B'kawk <shrug>." - Chicken Boo
"I'M NOT OVERREACTING! I'M DATING A CHICKEN!" - Katie Kaboom
"The name's Dot! Call me Dottie and you die!"
"Slappy... I'm the cute one. I don't get it." - Slappy
"This squirrel... she is ten thousand times older than sand!" - Sodahrn Insein
"Hello, nurse. I don't get it, what does that mean?" - Slappy
"Here... have some dynamite down your pants." - Slappy
"Either that or I sat in something." - Dot
** Show #36
"Yeah, there I am... look at my head!" - Slappy
"C'mon, let's go blow 'em to kingdom come!" - Slappy
"College nothin'... I'm going to Vegas!" - Skippy
"You want artificial butter flavoring on that?" - Slappy
"Where's the balcony, kid?" - Lean Hisskill "Upstairs... DUUUUH!" - Skippy
"The Viper is coming, tonight at 11:30!" - Soothsayer
o/~ Hail the king's proteeec-tors, hail the Three Musketeers! o/~
"Where's Cubby? He's DREAMY!" - Dot
"What's that equal?" - Yakko "Nope... it's Sweet and Low." - Wakko
"You three remind me of a very young Yippee, Yappy and Yahooey." - Slappy
"I grow weary." - King "We grow azeleas!" - YW&D
"Hup, two, three, four... No one's getting past this door!" - Yakko
"Ja, I'm the viper... I'm here to vipe the vindows!" - The Viper
** Show #37
"How'm I supposed to know what they're sayin'? Am I fluent in Human?" - Pesto
"Let's look into messenger cats." - General Store
"It says, `Thanks for droppin' in, hope you had a blast!'" - Pesto
"What else can happen?" - Squit <BLAM!> "You had to say that, you goofy bugsucking bat!" - Pesto
"Where we goin'?" - Squit "Toward the sun!" - Pesto "It's in outer space, we'll never make it!" - Squit
"Call me smart call me in-spired, You're gonna march 'til I get tired!" - drill instructor
"Ewwww, who's phew?" - Dot
"Fall in! Get up! Now fall in! Get up and fall in!" - drill instructor
"What are you, anyway?" - drill instructor "Infested with fleas!" - Dot
"And I thought Opie was naughty!" - Floyd the barber
"Geronimooooo!" - drill instructor "Sitting Buuuuullll!" - YW&D
"Don't worry, kids... it's almost over." - Wakko
Hold it fellers... that chicken's big enough to feed an army!
"Hey... stay coo!" - Bobby
** Show #38
"I am fat with magic! HAHAHAHAHA!" - Merlin
"I would never squander such mystical powers on mere pastry." - Brain
Take Over The World Spell... Page 614
Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen... shrink to the size of a lima bean!
"I'm expecting pudgy German children! Now get the heck out of here!" - Witch Hazel
"Are we getting paid?" - Squit
"We'll outwit the troll by using stealth!" - Brain
"Chasm of despair, no... Glade of Woe, no... Pit of Barbecue........... perhaps later." - Brain
"But I believe the dragon is sleeping right now <FLAAAAME!> ...or else wide awake with a bad migraine..." - Brain
"We should flee in terror! YEEES, that would be the wisest course!" - Brain
"BIG CHEESE! IT RHYMES WITH `EASE'!!!" - Brain
"I feel odd... almost dairylike." - Brain
"Can I get you anything, Brain? Some medicine? A cracker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Pinky
** Show #39
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick; Jack jumped over the candlestick... and burned his butt. - Dot's Poetry Corner
"Runt, ya ever hear the word `share'?" "Oh sure Rita, she's a pretty lady with tattoos!"
"Be kind to animals, everybody! They're reincarnated relatives!" - old lady
"I am pitching a fit all over you!" - chef
"We had a one-way meal ticket to Feedmeville... and you threw it all away for a lousy game of chew-tug!" - Rita
"Oh-oh... definitely oh-oh." - Runt
"Look! I had puppies!" - Runt
"Eat it or I'll drop your little tushies in the pound!" - Rita
"Roseanne... definitely a mom like Roseanne." - Runt
"Oh I love Calicos! Lil rainbows!" - Old Lady in Sneakers
<drip> "<snif> It's ahh... starting to rain." - Rita
"Alas... poor Urich!" - Yakko "Woah, check out Skullhead!" - Dot
"No one's laughing now and, by the way... your lower jaw's missing." - Dot
"I taught 'em everything they know!" - Wakko
"I lose more gloves that way." - Wakko
..like two gloves at the corner of Anywhere and Nowhere...
"Tomorrow I'll play the xylophone... with my butt!" - Wakko
"I don't know about you, but _I'm_ touched." - Yakko "...in the head!" - Dot
** Show #40
"Are you going to wait for the question?" - Ned Flack "<BZZZT> No." - Dot
"We're not acting. We really are like this." - Yakko "Aren't we lucky?" - Wakko
"I've got it! Isaac Newt-weight! Isaac Newt-heavy? Isaac Newt-trapezoid?" - Wakko
"Can we change the channel to something without Bob Sagett on it?" - Slappy
"Eat smoke, you dirty lamprey!" - Meany
"Come Pinky... your mind BELONGS on television." - Brain
"I am The Iconoclast... an unconventional eccentric who marches to a different drummer. <POW!> ...but you may call me Noodle Noggin."
"Wow... Big Ears is a GENIUS!" - kid
"Gee... it's a yummy sunny day today!" - Big Ears
"Isn't dancing fun fun silly-willy?" - Big Ears
Until Next time... Love, Luck and Lollipops!
"Ich bin ein Noodle Noggin!" - JFK
"It's the 90's, Pinky. Do you realize what that means?" - Brain "Ehh... we missed the disco years?" - Pinky
"Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel." - Wakko
** Show #41
"We protest that he's a picky pickle picker!" - Yakko
"That's us! We're just fun-lovin' rascals!" - Yakko
"He's a space alien! Hit him with a coconut!" - Gilligan
"Who is that?" - Pretty Boy Robin "I dunno, maybe it's the big bad wolf." - Bobby
"C'mon, you're a wacko!" - Squit "No... THIS is a Wakko." - Bobby
"Just what I need... a bumsicle!" - Max
"I ain't gonna watch that. That's uglifyin'." - Squit
"The Godpigeon says he's been cooin' with my bird!" - Bobby
"Dat's entertainment!" - Bobby
** Show #42
"It's a pleasure to join ya." - Cappy "Why, were we coming apart?" - Yakko
"PIES! We made pies! Cartoons came later." - Cappy
"He lived inside a British buffalo... Sir Poopsalot." - Cappy
"I'm permanently puckered." - golf-tee bird
"Flavio, look! _Thrill-Seeking Adventures for the Rich_!" - Marita
"Olé! Zorro! Barcelona!" - Flavio
"Need... new... career." - Gina Embryo
"Look, pumpkin seed! The sea beast approaches!" - Flavio
"In 1954 I got a bunion, so I figures, what if a bunion could talk?" - Cappy
"How... Much wood... Would a woodchuck... Chuck..." - Charlton Woodchuck
"These acting woodchucks make me sick." - casting director
"Why, lookee here! It's Mr. Woodpecker!" - narrator
"Just then, Mr. Boa Constrictor came wiggling by." - narrator
** Show #43
"Oh yeah, I just love hay up my nose." - Rita
"Moo yourself, ya lower life form!" - Rita
"<YAWN>, definitely <YAWN>." - Runt
"Definitely don't want to wet the bunny beds." - Runt
"Puppy bone!" - Mindy
"Careful... it wets." - Lady
"Now to call Mary Beth and gloat about my new apron!" - Lady
"Don't ya love it when we sing the plot?" - Yakko
"Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to buy a gift for Dr. Scratchansniff." - tape recorder
WOULD YA LIKE TO TAKE A SURVEY?
If you were a bean, what kind of a bean would you be?
"Let's get Dr. Scratchansniff a pretty new dress!" - Dot
"How about this for Scratchy? It plays Bach." - Dot "Yeah, but does it play forward?" - Wakko
"What a surprising surprise for me on my natal day!" - Dr. S
** Show #44
"Humpty Dumpty retained a lawyer, and settled out of court for a lot of money, and ownership of the wall." - Dot
"Do not mock a love-smitten mouse." - Brain
"I will profess my love, and give her my heart." - Brain "Ooo, Brain, that sounds painful!" - Pinky
"Pinky? But, he's barely verbal!" - Brain
"Pinky, YOU are a MOUSE, THIS is a HORSE." - Brain
Please, call me Eggie. <NARF>
Poit... I like your toenails.
Egad... Your head looks like a really clean carrot.
"I thought the electro-polarity had altered the reticular formation in my medulla oblongata!" - Billie
"She IS smarter than I! How annoying." - Brain
"...and here are our gorillas at the Ritz!" - doctor
o/~ Meeee-yow! Meow meow meow meow meow -ow -ow -ow! o/~ - Rita
"Hair by Lyle Lovett." - Rita
"Ape slobber... Yumm!" - Rita
"Ooo-ooo! I'm ooo-oooing" - Rita
"Send in the organ grinder." - Rita
"YOU dated KING KONG? Nooooo!" - Rita
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL DUCK!" - Runt
** Show #45
"I DON'T WANNA DO THIS POOP ANY MORE! I WANT SOME TEA!" - Queen Mum
"HELLOOOOOO, QUEEN! <SMOOOCH!>" - Yakko & Wakko "Eww." - Queen Elizabeth
"Alright Sybil... who am I speaking to now?" - Yakko
"We are not amused!" - Queen Elizabeth "Well, WE certainly are!"- Yakko
"I can't believe they're giving this Urkel kid a Golden Wombat award!" - Slappy
"I'M GONNA GET YOU, WALTER! YA KNOW WHY? FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL!" - Slappy
"...what had begun as a day of good works, was fast becoming a carnival of terror!" - Walter Wolf
"Walter, do you know that you are under oath? ...Do you know that perjury is against the law? ...Do you know if pita bread and hot root beer will give you gas?" - Slappy
"He looked so scary that my fur hurt!" - Skippy
"Who says you have to be a coyote to set traps?" - Walter Wolf
"But later, Aunt Slappy came and got me, and we ate a pear!" - Skippy
"Do you know if Mr. Magoo is in jail in Mexico?" - Slappy "..... Yes!" - Skippy
"Looks like fourth down and long here!" - Slappy
"...so, I added enough explosives to blow up Greenland." - Slappy
"I didn't just squash him... I blasted him into little pieces of lint like you find at the bottom of your purse!" - Slappy
"If you weren't my grandson I'd REALLY clobber ya, ya mashugana!" - Walter Wolf
** Show #46
"I'll maketh my okra quiche!" - pilgrim
"You be not turkeys! What be ye?" - Miles Standish
"Say hello to Mr. Gobble!" - Wakko
"You be strange creatures." - Miles Standish
"Oh, I didst love that hamster so... I took him to bed with me every night." - Miles Standish
"Oh, fowl that be called turk.. I shall have thee!" - Miles Standish
"..Give me the bird!" - Miles Standish "We'd love to, but the Fox censors won't let us!" - Yakko
"It's made out of sap, you know." - Yakko
"Lookkee, Mr. Gobble... supper!" - Wakko
** Show #47
"I've got a better idea... let's drop a bomb!" - Yakko
"Just a sec, Brain... I think I'm finally getting somewhere!" - Pinky
"This paper clip will serve as an antenna, grabbing neutrinos from the cosmos and providing ignition for this craft!" - Brain
"Here we are Pinky... at the Dawn of Time!" "<YAWN> Narf, Brain... wake me at the noon of time."
"Unhand me, you future Neanderthal!" - Brain
"Ooga booga! Ooga booga! NARF!" - Pinky
"Actually, Pinky, that wooly mammoth was the only thing keeping the saber-toothed tiger at bay!" - Brain
"It's totally bogus!" - Wakko
"And the moral of today's show is... WIN A FREE TRIP TO TAHITI!!!!" - Yakko
** Show #48
"Mary had a little lamb... with mint jelly. Thank you." - Dot
"All right already... we'll have the pasketti and meatballs." - Yakko
"Can we call you Daddoo?" - Dot
"Ooo, nice door!" - Yakko "Faboo!" - Wakko "Great hinges!" - Dot
"Allow me to suggest the chef's salad. (The chef couldn't finish his)" - Yakko
"Ooo... can I see something in a perky pump?" - Yakko
"I am stupefied as to what has just occurred." - Don Pepperoni
"Here... have a lifesaver!" - Wakko
"Come in and enjoy the schnitzel!" - Yakko
"Like coolsville, daddio!" - Wakko
"Ah, if it isn't The Big Kahuna!" - Yakko "And his two little Kahunas!" - Dot
"Apple poi or cherry poi?" - Wakko
"So much for global warming." - Rita
"Nobody likes a frozen patoot." - Runt
"You remind me of the Do-Nothings in Congress. Buncha buffoons!" - politician
"Loyalty... I like that in a pack dawg." - politician
"You got more guts than Al Gore at a lumberjacks' convention!" - politician
"I hate to risk one of my lives for a politician." - Rita
o/~ The sooner the better, 'cause man my butt is freezin'! o/~ - Rita
** Show #49
"YOU'RE FINISHED! YOU'VE FAILED! YOU'RE FIRED! ...Merry Christmas." - T. Plotz
"...And finally, in the future, to cut costs employees must bring their own toilet paper." - T. Plotz
"A horrible old squirrel! What're _you_ doing here?" - T. Plotz
"I gotta get a new agent." - Slappy
"Not a pony... a HORSE, got it?" - T. Plotz
"I've gotta lay off those commissary weenies." - T. Plotz
"Who you callin' a fruitcake?" - Dot
"Delicious turkey Jello!" - Mrs. Ralph the Guard
"You've got a good head on your shoulders, Plotz! ...Too bad you haven't got a neck!" - Yakko
"This is stupid!" - T. Plotz
"Let me know when those costumes get heavy... RRRRAWWWW!" - Yakko
"You know what I like about you, Plotz? Absolutely nothing!" - Yakko
"This is my future?" - T. Plotz
o/~ We, three shep,-herds traveling far! How, we wish, that we had a car! o/~
** Show #50
"Eh, that's just the LAPD choppers." - Slappy
"Eh, for the love of Al Gore." - Slappy
"You wanna hear about the time I stuffed live piranha down the pants of Sonny Tufts?" - Slappy
"Those kids drove me bonkers and kissed me a lot!" - Dr. S
"But where can I find someone stupid enough?" - T. Plotz
"<NARF> Brain's gonna pound me." - Pinky
"Narf poit zort gack... I'm with you, Brain." - Pinky
"His gut... that was scary!" - Yakko
"He's a chicken dad... a Giant Chicken... HE'LL PECK MY EYES OUT!" - Colin
o/~ Oh what fun it is to ride with a chick-en in a sleigh! o/~
"Actually, we're looking for a doll who goes potty." - Dot
** Show #51
Branimaniacs... for that get up and go feeling.
"All the dinky treasures of the world are mine!" - a giant
"There's the used cow salesman now! Let me do the talking." - Yakko
"There goes our three-bean salad!" - Dot
"A-HA! I got teenie-weenies in my house!" - a giant
"OW! That smarted me!" - a giant "I doubt it." - Yakko
"Would you like them a la mode?" - Yakko "Would you like 'em with a toad?" - Wakko
"Fe Fi Fo Fum... I fall down and hurt my bum." - a giant
"Birch is good wood for clothespins!" - Daniel Boone
"Well I'm Slappy Squirrel and I'm so old my blood is solid." - Slappy
"The panther's in my Bridge club." - Slappy
"They remind me of Up With People." - Slappy
"It's over! Go way!" - Slappy
** Show #52
"Max wants to come in and go crazy!" - Wakko
"...It is if you know Max!" - Wakko "But I don't know Max." - Dr. S "If you did, you'd be LAUGHIN'!" - Wakko
"Pay attention to this... there's a quiz on it later." - Brave Little Trailer
"We're talking about them growing, and she's picked 'em." - Brain
"...and I'll... make cheese for you." - Brain
"It's like a NARF, but from the outside." - Pinky
** Show #53
"STAY ON YOUR SIDE!" - Helga
"Otto... zhere are schnauzers on me!" - Helga
"Ooooh, nonononono!" - Dr. S "Ooooh, yesyesyesyesyes!" - Yakko
"Can I play with your chins? Boingy, boingy, boingy, boingy..." - Dot
"DADDY! PLEASE DON'T SHUT US OU-HOU-HOUUUT!!" - Yakko
"<THHHHHHP!> HA! I gave you a raspberry!" - Dr. S
"This is the worst French film I've ever seen! It's also the only French film I've ever seen." - Yakko
"Welcome to the Snackaterium! I'm........................... Mitch." - Mitch
"I'll have to ask my manager." - Mitch
"Vhy vould I vant fries vith popcorn?" - Dr. S
"That man is in LOVE!" - Yakko
"Coo, can't we do nothin' without the Goodfeathers showin' up?" - Sasha
"Beak ya later." - Lana
"Sure hope my insurance covers stowaway pigeon attacks." - truck driver
"Kentucky Fried Pigeon... coming to Lake Edna... and your neck of the woods." - Squit
"Are you sayin' I am some kind of long-nosed tusk-toothed flap-eared pachyderm here to go PHHHHHHHHHHHH for you?!?" - Squit
"I am angry! I am furious! I Am Enraged! I HAVE HAD IT!!!" - Dot
** Show #54
"If only _I_ could find a way to use that savage strength!" - Brain
"Four o-clock! TEA TIME!!!" - London Bobby
"Hel-LO in there, Pinky!" - Brain
"Sorry I angered you, Brain!" - Pinky
"Then... we'll throw a big wrench in it." - Brain
"Can we make the bells play Chopsticks?" - Pinky
o/~ Jooooohn, Ja-cob Jin-gle-hei-mer Sch<SPLAT!> o/~ - Pinky
"One question, Brain..." "Don't anger me yet, Pinky." "Oh right, never mind!"
"Look! That cloud looks like a big pomegranate!" - Pinky
"We stop that, and we stop the world! YEEEEEEEEES!" - Brain
"Your mother, she's older than you!" - Pinky
"Again, Brain?" - Pinky "NOOO, PINKY!" - Brain
"Listen, Brain, they're playin' our song!" - Pinky
"I'd rather chew aluminum." - Minerva
"These are wet. Could you blow on 'em for me?" - Minerva
"Actually punkin', I prefer... Chinese." - Minerva
"Pathetic... isn't he?" - Minerva
** Show #55
o/~ Oooooh, hear the crick-ets and the frog-gieeeees... o/~
"Oh look! A crotchety old miner!" - Yakko
"I love cheap romance horror thriller novels!" - Dot
"MOOOOOOO!" - Cow
"Good night, John-boy." - Yakko "LET ME OUT OF THIS TOWER!!!" - John-boy
** Show #56
"Boy... some international FRIENDSHIP song!" - Yakko
"I get it! You'll shrink all the TV's and everyone will get all squinty-eyed!" - Pinky
"I don't care what it does, as long as it folds up and fits under a bed." - Pinky
"Is it Fantastically Amazing?" - infomercial host "Yeees!" - Brain
"Remember... I'm not only the president of small club for men... I'm also a mouse planning global domination!" - Brain
"Oh no! They all became giant Swiss Liederhosen-clad dancing yodelers!" - Brain
"What're we going to do tomorrow night, Brain? A slumber party?"
"Le OW!" - Mime
"D'accord je taime au revoir au revoir!" - Mindy
"Le OOF! Le OOF!" - Bouton
"The boastful tiger will fall to the serene whisper of the dragon!" - sen sei
"You are like the sheep who bleats after the fox." - sen sei
"When the brave mouse squeaks, the elephant's tusk tremble!" - sen sei
"You CAN defeat your unworthy opponent, Moo Goo Gai Boo... be swift, like the grasshopper!" - sen sei
** Show #57
"Uncle Sam is grateful, girls!" - Yakko "...And so are we!" - Wakko
"Corn. Definitely, the corn." - Runt
"NOW I'm cranky." - Rita
"Nono, no, I'm happy as a pig come to supper!" - Rita
"...The Final Component! The Ultimate Piece! The Last Thingy!" - Wakko
"Didn't I see this in a David Copperfield special?" - Yakko
"I'm all right, zhe airbag deployed!" - Dr. S
"moooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo......." - cow (Wakko's Gizmo)
** Show #58
"Tell me, what does this remind you of?" - Dr. S "Girls." - Yakko
"Hey, YOU'RE the one with all the sexy pictures." - Yakko
"Your scientific jargon staggers me, Pinky." - Brain
"Oh, I love Twister! Right foot red!" - Pinky
"Three words... Thighmonster!" - Suzanne Slimmers
"I want to (a) cut the deficit, (b) lower taxes, and (c) take over the world." - Brain
"Hello Barbara! NARF! I am woman, hear me roar!" - Pinky
"It's amazing you haven't ruined my campaign, Pinky." "I can only do so much, Brain."
"And don't sniff me, Bumpo! It's not polite!" - Stinkbomb
"That's one of those horrible ferocious tree squirrels!" - Stinkbomb
"Montel Williams is on in five minutes! I love a bald man." - Slappy
"Why, I have smarts I never even used!" - Stinkbomb
"These are the jokes, folks." - Slappy
"Cute the way he tried flying with his ears." - Slappy
Just Boo it.
"I think the Wheel of Morality needs a tune-up." - Wakko
** Show #59
"Don't talk like that, people will think you had brain surgery." - Slappy
"I'll have 'im speaking English again in no time." - Slappy
"What're we doing tomorrow?" - Skippy "Napping all day, if I have anything to say about it." - Slappy
"For the love of Kaopectate, what's going on here?" - Slappy
"Skippy... what's the name of that group on stage?" - Slappy
"Those kids would applaud my laundry!" - Slappy
** Show #60
"Is that Dr. Scratchansniff?" - Wakko "Either that or someone's got a weasel in a headlock." - Yakko
"Karaoke? Sounds like a dessert!" - Wakko
"Well tough toenails! Willie Slakmer is next!" - Ralph
"...my little friends my, small, friends." - Willie Slakmer
"We're gonna lose our audience!" - Dot "I'm gonna lose my lunch!" - Yakko
"Jimmie crack corn, and I, don't, care..." - Willie Slakmer "That makes two of us." - Wakko
"Hey, it's the Goodyear Donut!" - Yakko
"Chalk up another Caped Opossum law enforcement victory, Alphonse." - C.O.
"Pinky, you are a threat to tolerance." - Brain
"Zounds, you're a good driver, Brain!" - Pink Wonder "I've watched a lot of Dukes of Hazzard." - Cranial Crusader
"Aaaaaaah... of course, Pink Wonder, the Power Sniffer!" - Cranial Crusader
"Is that diabolical enough?" - Johnny Badnote "Yeees!" - Brain
"This is Boo... James Boo. Grade double-A seven."
** Show #61
"Did someone say, `Pretend'?" - Baloney
"Have funny fun yum yum fun fun yum fun!" - Baloney
"Is that cute girl coming back?" - Yakko
"You're silly!" - Baloney "Now THAT'S calling the kettle black!" - Yakko
"Let's sing the Anvil song!" - Yakko
"Call in the National Guard!" - Yakko "Or Tonya Harding's bodyguard!" - Dot
"Free us from the lumpy thing!" - prince of props
"Maybe she got into some kryptonite." - Super-Lady
"As your mayor, let me assure you that I have never seen any carnivorous spider-people living atop city hall!"
"MY HEAD _IS_ COOL!" - Katie Kaboom
** Show #62
"...don't do that big eye thing. It makes you look like an owl." - Slappy
"This is gonna be more fun than Seniors Night on American Gladiators!" - Slappy
"You're a smarty every day, Beany! Yes I am." - Beany the Cerebrally Challenged Bison
"That Beany has the I.Q. of a baloney sandwich." - Slappy
"Spew and a half!" - Skippy
"This... is truly pathetic." - Slappy
"How many times do I have to tell ya... what are scripts for?" - Slappy "Lining the bottom of bird cages." - Skippy
"You remind me of a bad accident at Benihanas." - Slappy
"I love a pointless eyeball gag, don't you?" - Slappy
"I forgot... definitely forgot why I did that." - Runt
"I sense this isn't a flea dip." - Rita
"We'll have to spank him soundly! It's in the town charter." - citizen of Salem, Massachusetts
"Loosely translated, that means `Abracadabra'." - Yakko
"Let's cook a snake! Start with my agent." - Yakko
"Bibbidi bobbidi boo. Here's another fun recipe!" - Yakko
"Stir until bored, serves 12. Unless you're Rush Limbaugh, then it's an appetizer." - Yakko
o/~ I knew a LA-DEE with high heeled shoes, and socks and panty hose a pretty LA-DEEEE! o/~
** Show #63
"Sit, ya big clamhead, or I'll twist your beak!" - Sasha
"You mess up, Pesto, and I'll stuff you in a dumpster!" - Sasha
o/~ Roooooock-a-bye eeeee-ggie, uuuuuu-nder my tush... o/~ - Pesto
"Are you sayin' that I'm one of the Village People here to disco for you?" - Pesto
"Open up, ya flat-footed egg-snatchin' flightless losers!" - Pesto
"Hey, what'd I do?" - Squit "Nothin'... I just felt like whackin' somebody." - Squit
"<COO> Anybody notice the Godpigeon had gas?" - Squit
"Are you quackin' at me? Are you quackin' at me?" - Bobby
"...Maybe it's a passive-aggressive thing, I don't know." - Mermaid Lady
"There's my conch!" - Mermaid Lady
"Pretty Jelly!" - Mindy
"<gasp> Booteeful!" - Mindy
"Want me to help you out of the net, Mr. Funny-Nose?" - Mermaid Mindy
"Call me Neptune, call me King, call me Ocean Ruler, but don't call me Beardy-Head!" - Neptune
"Strange child." - Neptune
** Show #64
o/~ Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone... BAY-BEH!!! o/~ - Elmyra
"Let's all have fun... with Mr. Puppet-Head!" - Dr. S
"I'd like to share!" - Wakko-head
"Are you all right, Mr. Puppet-Head?" - Dr. S "No... I got a woogie on my noggin!" - Mr. Puppet-Head
"Oh, the humanity!" - Yakko
"Nobody's home." - Elmyra "There's an understatement!" - Dot
"Don't you worry, Mr. Doctor-Man Wrinkle-Head!" - Elmyra
"Some hiding place!" - Yakko "It was warm." - Wakko
"Look at that cute little girly-head!" - Elmyra
"They don't make orderlies like they used to." - Slappy
"I'm going to transform into a butterfly... or Wilfred Brimley, whichever comes out of a cocoon." - Slappy
"I mustn't forget to wash up... with Acme Sudsing Germs!" - Walter Wolf
"What you can get away with in cartoons these days is shocking!" - Slappy
"Beans, beans, the musical fruit; the more you eat, the more they kick you off the air if you finish this poem!" - Dot's Poetry Corner
** Show #65
"Uh-oh... I was afraid of this." - Yakko
"Hey everybody... wanna hear me play Yankee Doodle with my armpit?" - Wakko
"Was that a joke? Am I missing something?" - Yakko
"I decided to give the Warners their very own series of cartoons! That was the biggest mistake of my life..." - T. Plotz
"If I remember it correctly, they had flypaper stuck to their fannies!" - Daffy
"It was the STUPIDEST thing I've ever SEEN!" - Spartacus
"They were like some kind of FREAKS!" - Spartacus
"This cereal is so delicious!" - Slappy
"Helloooooooo, endocrinologist!" - Page sister
"Wanna go steady?" - Yakko
"Say you'll never leave me! Say we'll always be together!" - Dot
"They put bean dip in my saddle!" - the Gipper
"We'll never forget tonight! ...no matter how hard we try." - Yakko
** Show #66
"Last week I thought I was a toaster oven!" - Dot
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm romped out." - Dot
"See ya... I'll be in The Forbidden Meadow if you need me." - Dot
"No no no... toad's for DRY hair!" - Dot
"I'm gonna eat you... BLAH!" - troll
"Change this tire... it's a dog." - race car driver
"Nice wig you got there." - Yakko "Does Cher know you're borrowing it?" - Wakko
"What kind of fool do you take me for?" - Howie Tern "OOO! OOO! OOO!" - YW&D
"You've got a great face for radio!" - Yakko
** Show #67
"Forget about it... moms are pigeons too!" - Bobby
"You are marrying my ma? How old are you, fifteen?" - Pesto
"Well... it's dangerous... but I'll do it for you, son!" - Steven Seagull
"Take THAT! And THAT, and THAT, you vile species of stink!" - cook
"C'mon, let's make like the seaquest and dive!" - Bobby
"He's brave, courageous..." - Steven Seagull "...and coocoo in the head." - Bobby "Yeah, but that makes him loveable." - Steven
o/~ Scor-ce-se... Scor-ce-se... COOOOOOOOOOOO, Scor-ce-se!!! o/~
o/~ Egg hat-cher egg hat-cher I'm in the mood, to sit on my tush, and brood! o/~ - Lana
"A beakful of sand is not comical, is that comical?" - Squit
"Alright already, Toto, tell us the dream!" - Bobby
"De pumpe?? He adds, pleasant dreams!" - Bobby
"The Godpigeon says that it is a statue of Regis Philbin!" - Bobby
"COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh!" - Squit
People who live in glass houses should get dressed with the lights out. - Moral #3
** Show #68
"We're ah... macaroni birds! Yeah, that's what we are!" - Pesto
"Sometimes you gotta act fraudulent to survive!" - Pesto
"Toejam fettucine! We will be stenchified for thirty-two weeks!" - Pesto
"I swear on my mamma's lasagna." - Bobby
"Only elephants got vacuum-cleaner schnozzes!" - Pesto
"Owow, that hurts... my brains are bouncin'!" - Squit
"Choo choo Mindy train! WHEEEEE!" - Mindy
"Oooo... tick-tocks!" - Mindy
"No biscuit for YOU, Mister Irresponsible!" - Lady
"It's not a date! We're just seeing a movie and having pizza after!" - Katie Kaboom
"Gee Yakko, I'm confused!" - Wakko "So what else is new?" - Yakko
** Show #69
"You ever have one of those days? You know, you get up on the wrong side of the roost?" - Squit
"Go flap yourselves unconscious." - Bobby
"You still in a bad mood, Bobby? <ZAP!> I'll take that as a yes." - Pesto
"A funny thing happened to me on the way to Hoboken... I got hit by a train!" - Pesto
"Hezza veh neh meh mevveh deboo." - the Godpigeon
"I have a pimple. I have a pimple! I HAVE A PIMPLE!!!" - Katie Kaboom
"She'll grow out of it... won't she?" - Katie Kaboom's mom
"Vhy aren't you voofing?" - Dr. S
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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe... and boy did it stink in there. - Dot's Poetry Corner
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