Are you an Animaniacs fan?  Well, tell the world!  Presented herein 
is the Animaniacs Code.  Simply add this convenient code to your sig 
file, and all the net will know the truth of your love for the Warners 
and their wacky friends.  At cons, add it to your badge!  Tattoo it on 
your forehead!  A million uses!  The Animaniacs Code is a simple, 
powerful, and, hopefully, _silly_ tool for fan communication.
=====Revision History
    1.1 to 2.0: In addition to a variety of new codes and modifiers, the 
version indicator has been simplified, the "I" modifier has been changed 
to "i", some character codes have been changed to conform to the new, 
expanded system, the implementation of the "D" code has been amplified, 
the "OT" code has been obseleted, and extra spiffiness has been added.
    2.0 to 2.1: More "body-part" modifiers have been added to the 
Characters section, and a few new characters have been added.  The "P" 
code has been expanded to allow better differentiation.  New "D" 
sub-codes have been added.  The "ownership" codes have been added to 
"$".  The "IV", "Pon", and "X" codes are new to this version.  The "h" 
sub-modifer to the "E" code, and the "H" code are new.  The "E" code may 
also now be used to indicate favorite shorts.  The gender codes now fit 
the design philosophy better.  There have also been some minor formatting 
and "humor"-oriented changes.
    2.1 to 2.2: Several new characters have been added, as has the "r" 
modifier.  An IRC code has been added and the "D", "$", and "V" codes have 
had their modifiers changed slightly.  The "Pon" and "X" codes have been 
updated to include the new season.  The "h" modifier is no longer allowed 
for the "E" code, to avoid confusion where the new hour-long episodes are 
involved.
=====Format
    To distinguish our code from other, lesser codes, the code is always 
preceded by the identifier "A!", and the version indicator "JW22". These are 
_not_ optional!  Follow this with codes from the categories below. You do 
not have to include every code; only those you think significant. In cases 
where degrees are indicated, feel free to expand the code in either 
direction as you see fit.  The use of more than ten "+"s or "-"s, however, 
is regarded as extreme hyperbole, and is a sign one should not be taken 
seriously.  Whitespace between the codes is recommended but not required; 
"YK++ WK++" and "YK++WK++" are equally acceptable.  (All codes begin with 
capital letters (except "$"), and none _have_ to end with one, so this 
doesn't affect content.)  Case is important!  As yet there is little 
possibility of confusion if you use "dt++" instead of the correct "DT++", 
but we are attempting to maintain forward compatibility.  
=====Modifiers
    The following modifiers may be applied to the codes.  Most of them
indicate a degree of indecision.
/       Used when two different values apply.  For example, "MM---^/++!".
>       Indicates a range of feelings.  "RI->++"
~       Indicates waffling and indecision.  "MI~"
?       Used to denote true bafflement.  "CB?"
{}      Use curly brackets around a rating you hope to attain.  "P0{++}"
[]      Use square brackets around a rating that once applied.  "Dp[s]"
=====Characters We Love
     You are not obliged to include a code for _every_ character; just
the ones you want us to know about.  For characters in groups, there is
one code for the group (three letters long), and codes for the individual
characters as well (two letters).  Use of _both_ ("P&B++ PI+++ BR+") is
not recommended, but it's your choice.  The ratings are as follows:
XX---       I throw anvils at the TV when this character is on.
XX--        I turn off the TV when this character is on.
XX-         I'd rather this character wasn't on so often.
XX or XX0   No feelings; ho-hum.
XX+         I'm fond of this character.
XX++        I love this character!
XX+++       I have written mash notes to this character; I have a tattoo.
You may modify this rating by appending one of the following:
i       I see elements of myself in the character.
r       This character is my role-model.
!       I feel this way about the character's body.
^       "  "    "    "    "    "       "      mind.
"       "  "    "    "    "    "       "      ears.
'       "  "    "    "    "    "       "      tail.
:       "  "    "    "    "    "       "      eyes.
    Examples: "SL-!/+++^" means, "Slappy's kind of dumpy, but the way she 
thinks makes me weak in the knees."
    The codes are:
ALL     All the characters
WAR     The Warners
YK          Yakko
WK          Wakko
DT          Dot
P&B     Pinky and the Brain
PI          Pinky
BR          The Brain
S&S     Slappy and Skippy Squirrel
SL          Slappy
SK          Skippy
SRG     Slappy's Rogues Gallery
WW          Walter Wolf
SS          Sid The Squid
BB          Beanie The Brain-Dead Bison
R&R     Rita and Runt
RI          Rita
RU          Runt
GDF     The Goodfeathers
BO          Bobby
PS          Pesto
SQ          Squit
GP      The Godpigeon
GLF     The Girlfeathers
SA          Sasha
KI          Kiki
LA          Lana
B&M     Buttons and Mindy
BU          Buttons
MI          Mindy
LD      Lady
MR      Mister Man
HIP     The Hip Hippos
MA          Marita
FL          Flavio
TIK     The Tickbirds
GE      Geena Embryo  (And Geena was her name-o!)
WBS     Warner Bros. Staff
SN          Dr. Scratchansniff
HN          Hello Nurse
RL          Ralph
PL          Mr. Plotz
KP          Kathryn Page
NVC     Non-Verbal Characters
CB          Chicken Boo
MS          Mr. Skullhead
ME          The Mime
KF      The Ka-Boom Family
KK          Katie Ka-Boom
TK          Tinker Ka-Boom
DK          Daddy "Jimmy" Ka-Boom
MK          Mom Ka-Boom
CAV     Directors With Annoying Voices
MD          Mr. Director (Jerry Lewis)
CW          Charlton "Baynarts" Woodchuck
MM      Minerva Mink
NE      Newt
CO      Colin (Randy Beaman's Pal)
For other characters, simply use their name. "Satan--"
=====Animaniacs, The Internet, And You
How Often Do You Post to a.t.a? (P)
P----   What?  Huh?  Where am I?
P---    What's posting?
P--     What's a.t.a.?
P-      I've heard of the group.
P or P0 I lurk.
P+      I've posted.
P++     I post regularly.
P+++    I am a major force on a.t.a.
P++++   I post scores of messages daily; I _am_ a.t.a.
How Often Do You IRC? (I)
I---    What do you mean, irk?
I--     What do you mean, IRC?
I-      I can't find #animaniacs on EFNet.
I or I0 I can't find #watertower on EFNet.
I+      I've been on #watertower on DalNet.
I++     I'm a regular on #watertower.
I+++    I've been on #towerchapel at least thrice.
I++++   i'm on teh chanel qonstantly!  YUBA!
What Have You Done For Us Lately? (D)
D       I have made humorous posts.
Dp      I've written a song parody.
Ds      I run an FTP site.
Dw      I run a web site.
Di      I monitor or manage an IRC channel.
Df      I've written fan-fiction.
Da      I've attended an Animania event.
Dm      I'm an AnswerManiac.
Dd      I maintain a small document (e.g., the PAYPWIP? list) _or_ I've 
        made significant contributions to large documents.
Ddd     I maintain a large document (e.g., the CRG).
Do      Other.
Combine these freely. "Dpf"
The Envelope Please... (Tow)
    If you've received a Tower Award, indicate it with "Tow".  Two
Towers?  "Tow2"  An Extra-Large Tower?  "Tow*"
=====Fan Behavior
Money Spent ($)
    Each + indicates an order of magnitude.  This is total money spent on
anything connected to Animaniacs.  American dollars, please.
$ or $0     $0
$+          $1 - $10
$++         $11 - $100
$+++        $101 - $1,000
$++++       $1,001 - $10,000
$+++++      ...and so on (eek!).
    You may append a "d" if you all the CDs, an "m" if you own all of the 
McDonalds toys, a "v" if you own all of the videos, an "r" if you own all 
the Sunmaid Raisin stickers, an "a" if you own more than 10 articles of 
Animaniacs apparel ("aa" for more than 100, "aaa" for more than 1000 (eek 
and a half!)),  a "p" for a statuette or plate, an "l" if you own a limited 
edition cel, and/or a "c" if you own a production cel.  Example: "$+++dvc".
Voice Artists Met (V)
Use a "V" followed by one or more of these:
r       Rob Paulsen
j       Jess Harnell
t       Tress MacNeille
m       Maurice LaMarche
f       Frank Welker
s       Sherri Stoner
b       Bernadette Peters
n       Nathan Ruegger
c       Nancy Cartwright
    Indicate others with their names.  Add a "+" for each autograph,
voice recording, picture taken _with both you and the artist in the
picture_, or anything else that would stand up in court.  "Vj+r+"
Animania IV (IV!)
    Anyone who participated in the extravaganza that was Animania IV may 
put "IV!" in their code.  For other Animanias, see the "D" code, above.
Animaniacs Fan Purity Test Score (T)
     Most recent version, please.  You may list either your raw score or 
your ranking.  For example, "T160" or "TPinky".  If you wish to use both, 
use the "/" modifier.  Normal mixed case is recommended for ranking-type 
codes.
=====Favorites
Favorite Episode (E)
     Indicated with an E and the episode number.  For example, "E65" or 
"EH3" for an hour-long episode.  To indicate a favorite _short_ use "a", 
"b", "c", et cetera, where the letter represents the short's position in the 
episode (only shorts with title-cards count).  For example, "E1a" means 
"De-Zanitized" is your fave.  The anal may indicate their second favorite 
with "Ee", third with "Eee", et cetera.
Episode That Got You Hooked (H)
Indicated as above, but with an "H". "H33"
Favorite "Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?" (Pon)
PonDuckHose     Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and 
                a hose at this hour?
PonTattoo       I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor 
                at this time of night?
PonWeasels      Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd 
                look like weasels.
PonRubber       Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber 
                pants our size?
PonCareer       Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a 
                career... ooh, it's all too much for me.
PonPhilbin      Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already 
                married?
PonBurlap       Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
PonChaps        Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?
PonFloss        Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to 
                use dental floss.
PonTutu         Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
PonCulottes     I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride 
                up so.
PonSadMeal      I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, 
                kids wouldn't buy them.
PonPippi        I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I 
                mean, what would the children look like?
PonTrousers     I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on 
                the chimp.
PonYiddish      Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole 
                opera in Yiddish.
PonBug          I think so, Brain, but I've still got a bug stuck in here 
                from last time.
PonClammy       Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.
PonUnion        I think so Brain, but I don't think Kaye Ballard's in 
                the union.
PonYesIAm!      Yes, I am!
PonRockette     I think so, but, the Rockettes?  I mean, they're mostly 
                girls, aren't they?
PonStripes      I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me 
                look chubby.
PonSummer       Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable  
                in the summertime.
PonGrew         Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one 
                grew back.
PonBridge       Well, I think so, Brain, but first you'd have to take that 
                whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?
PonFeather      Well, I think so <poit> but _where_ do you stick the 
                feather and call it macaroni?
PonApply        Well, I think so, Brain, but "apply North Pole" to what?
PonWinBall      Well, I think so, Brain, but "Snowball for Windows"?
PonStupid       Well, I think so, Brain, but <snort> no, no, it's too stupid!
PonLoren        Umm, I think so, Don Cerebro, but why would Sophia Loren do 
                a musical?
Dirtiest Line Ever (X)
    What do you think is the dirtiest line ever?  If your choice isn't 
listed you can make up a code and email it to me.  I'll put it in the 
next version.
XPrince     No no no!  _Finger_ prints!
XHamster    Oh, I dids't love that hamster so; I tooketh him to bed with 
            me every night, you know!
XSnakey     Snakey go down the hole!
XFish       We taste just like fish!
XSire       Sire?  ...Wait till we're alone.
XTakeYou    ...And you, if you'll have me.
XUranus     You forgot Uranus.
XPianist    I am a pianist!
XConjug     Yakko, can you conjugate?
XPp         Do you know you have P.P. on your smock?
XDown       No way I'm going down!
XWhack      I'd like to see you two in a round of whackin'.
XBRomp      My bottom's all sore from romping.
XBHurts     My bottom hurts!
XSanta      In hopes that Santa would leave a big load!
XBaloney    That's not baloney.
XBust       Stop playing with my bust!
XWait       Okay, but you'll have to wait a while...
XSniff      May I sniff you now?
XPaint      You expect us innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding
                and paint naked people all over a church?
XGorilla    You said Magilla Gorilla was a woman.
XBamBam     So Pebbles said, "Get your own Bam-Bam, lady!"
XSpank      Frankly, we'd prefer the spanking machine.
XMoby       Don't play around Moby's blowhole!
XBuns       I've got the buns!
XWad        I'll blow the wad!
XPants      I'm not wearing any pants!
XPenal      The Penal Code!
XOui        Oui, Oui!  ...It's amazing what they're getting away with on 
            kids' shows these days!
XBird       Give me the bird!  (either instance)
XPackage    I've got a package for you!
XEarmuffs   Big ears, big earmuffs.
XFanny      I'd say we deserve a spanking, right on our fanny!
=====Misc.
Age (A or Ay)
    You may indicate your age (A) or your year of birth (Ay).  For example: 
"A25" for someone who is 25 years old, or "Ay69" for someone who was born in 
1969.
Gender (F/Fe or M/Ma)
    Optional gender-indicator.  Use "F" or "Fe" for female, "M" or "Ma" 
for male.
=====Sample (No, This Isn't Me)
A! JW22 YK++ WK++ DT++^ PI++ BR+i SL++! RI+++! GDF+ BU+ MI~ HIP-- MM+++/0
CO? P+{+++} Dpf[s] Tow $++ Vrm++ E1 TSlappy A27 M
=====In Closing...
    Though this is a finished work, there is constant improvement.  All 
comments are welcome, and contributors will be credited in future versions.  
Stay tooned...
=====Contributors & Pioneers
I'm sure I've forgotten people, but...
Kim Robarts (bc...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA)
Richard Manning (mann...@egr.msu.edu)
Jennette Owen (bm...@yfn.ysu.edu)
Zach White (zwh...@efn.org)
Jonathan Nicholson (jo...@acme.demon.co.uk)
Ricky Foltz (Ricky...@yob.com)
Karen, KJT Dot (kjt...@aol.com)
Shokko, K. Anderson (sh...@MO.NET)
Sarah Dealy (Ro...@aol.com)
Bryan Chaney (wbw...@u.washington.edu)
Brad Littlejohn (tyk...@cwis.unomaha.edu)
Brian Johnson (mbj...@acpub.duke.edu)
Duncan C.Richer, Slakko (dun...@student.adelaide.edu.au)
Peter Yu, Peetah (pe...@netaxs.com)
David Bealer (bea...@math.ucsb.edu)
David "Plato" Green (pl...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca)
Jenn Scott (abra...@spotvb.potsdam.edu)
David Catmull (d...@pixar.com)
Chris Saia (cs...@ccs.neu.edu)
G. C. Koopman (gkoo...@artemis.wi.leidenuniv.nl)
"Buster Bunny" (bus...@magi.com)
"Wakko Warner" (skr...@nyx10.cs.du.edu)
Sir Daniel C. Swinney (KPZ...@prodigy.com)
Robert Dahlen (rob...@crl.com)
A warm thanks to you all, and to everyone on alt.tv.animaniacs!
=====Claimer & Disclaimer
     Copyright Jonathan Woodward, wood...@ftp.com.  The right to create 
derivative works is explicitly not granted.  This includes "Code 
Generators"; ask first!  This work is a parody of "The Geek Code" and, as 
such, is permitted and protected by US and international copyright law.  
"Animaniacs" and most characters are the intellectual property of Warner 
Bros.  Use of trademarks is not intended as a challenge to their validity.
    -JW
    wood...@ftp.com
Jonathan Woodward  wood...@ftp.com or @io.com  http://www.io.com/~woodward/
A! JW21 WAR++ PI++ BR+++i^ SL+++!^ SK++ RI+++! RU+i GDF->+ BU+i MI~ SNi HN+! 
 CB-->+ MM+^/+++! DC++i^ JW++++i P+++ Dpfwo[ds] Tow* $+++dvc Vj+r+ TBrain M
GCS/O a- C+++$ W++>+++$ N++ w++ t++ 5+ R+>+++$ b+++ DI++++ G++>++++ T+++$ y+
"Whap them in the face with a long bushy tail for extra effect." -R C Dragon
Anyways, bravo on the code!
-=Wakkoroti=-
the kinky turtle (oop, left out Tinker)
-- 
 _____  Andrew R. Mutchler, Houston        A! JW22  WAR+++ir!^"': <
/  (I)\ http://www.intergate.com/~kturtle/     P&B+++^"' SL++ MD++< NEW
\____/ \___.-----Lisa+++ir!^: P++ I+++ Dafip Tow2 $+++dra IV! T327<.SIG
 `----._____.--E4a E13 H35 Vr+++++++j+++t++m+++++ PonSadMeal Ay68 <
	-It's everywhere, like Elvis.  I'll be posting v2.2.1 in a week 
or two, or email me and I'll send you a copy.
-JW
Jonathan Woodward  wood...@ftp.com or @io.com  http://www.io.com/~woodward/
A! JW22 WAR++ PI++ BR+++i^ SL+++!^ SK++ RI+++! RU+i GDF->+ BU+i MI~ SNi HN+! 
 CB-->+ MM+^/+++! DC++i^ JW++++i P+++ Dpfwo[ds] Tow* $+++dvc Vj+r+ TBrain M
GCS/O a- C+++$ W++>+++$ N++ w++ t++ 5+ R+>+++$ b+++ DI++++ G++>++++ T+++$ y+
Quick! Extra boiling .sigs!
> It's where?
For those of you who missed out on A! Code v2.2, it's availible on my web
page at http://weber.u.washington.edu/~wbwolf/Animaniacs.html
"Wilford" Bryan "Wolf" Chaney wbw...@u.washington.edu
	http://weber.u.washington.edu/~wbwolf
"Say...what kind of crazy wolf are you anyways?" Minerva Mink, Animaniacs
"Some of my best friends are Warner Brothers" - Groucho Marx
A! JW22 YW++i^ WK+ DT+++i!^ PI+ BR+ SL+++r!:'^ SK+ RI+: MM+!/0^ KK---
   Wilford++i P++ I+++ Ddpfaw Tow $+++d Vr+j++t++ IV! E59b Ee30 TBrain245
Well thats just dandy.
Uh, but wait Brain, what if the Animaniac
is in the backwoods and doesn't have
web access?
Paul "I'm really pa...@tmwcc.com" Neuabuer
      or was that a giant chicken, I forget.
-I fixed it, I fixed it, stop screaming in my ear!
-JW
Jonathan Woodward  wood...@ftp.com or @io.com  http://www.io.com/~woodward/
A! JW22 WAR++ PI++ BR+++i^ SL+++!^ SK++ RI+++! RU+i GDF->+ BU+i MI~ SNi HN+! 
 CB-->+ MM+^/+++! DC++i^ JW++++i P+++ Dpfwo[ds] Tow* $+++dvc Vj+r+ TBrain M
GCS/O a- C+++$ W++>+++$ N++ w++ t++ 5+ R+>+++$ b+++ DI++++ G++>++++ T+++$ y+
"They shall fall before us like frogs in a lawnmower." -Red Raven
Yuba is NOT that EVIL.  At least it's convenient to make a u-turn there.
Stickybuns on the other hand ...
(who put the funtaq on the lid?!?!?!????)
>  -Yakkette..(where's that reeeealy cute silly human when I need him to 
>protect me?) 
Try "@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hK%fg" [delete].
-- Kane ... going through Yakko Warner's World of Baldness ... and if you
have no idea what I'm talking about, don't bother asking.
>It's come back to haunt me! The EEEEEEEVIL AOHell account!! Aie aie
aie!
>This is worse than stickybuns AND Yuba combined! Help!!!
Yubba, tiqqi-bunne hanne Hayye-Hohhe-Helle? hewwe-hehhe!!!!!!
Harre-honne
 
>Try "@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hK%fg" [delete].
* Yakko tries it.. `lessee here.. @[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hK%fg ^?  (tappity
tappity..) where are the special effects..? whotta hoax!'
'kay bye.
Yakko [fwoooooooooooooooosshh!]
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\ A!JW22 WAR+++i^ P&B++ HN+++! SL++i^ RI++ I++++ P++\ Freunleven! Flamiel!\
\ Dai T381 $++++dmvap E70a H5 PonSadMeal Vr++m++    \ I'm on IRC too much \
\ XPackage \ Chris Eslinger, ya...@village.ios.com  \ What a life i have  \
\ ya...@dot.apana.org.au ok...@cris.com ya...@server1.charleston.af.mil   \
\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\
>Try "@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hK%fg" [delete].
It doesn't work.  Unless you're really, really desperate for some form of
entertainment, don't bother.  Unless you want to.
>-- Kane ... going through Yakko Warner's World of Baldness ... and if you
>have no idea what I'm talking about, don't bother asking.
Ahh.  One of the funniest things I've ever seen.  If you have no idea what
he's talking about, find out.  But fast!
----
The teenage goddess of heavenly bodies and brownies is starting the
college search thing... any advice?  Please Email!
Actually Lari I was serious ... and so is my health.
I dunno if you noticed my hair loss during Cherry Hill, but anyways I have
less hair on my head now than Homer Simpson.  I'm 19 1/2 ... yes,
something _IS_ definitely wrong.
Esentially this is the reason why I wasn't at Animania VIII, and more than
likely not make it to Animania X, although I am one of the planners.
-- Kane ... I don't think the rest of a.t.a. needs to hear everything else
that has been going wrong for me, so I'll shut up mentioning that IRS says
I owe them, even though my check has been cashed already.