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Animaniacs Code v2.2
Copyright 1996 Jonathan Woodward, wood...@ftp.com.
See disclaimer below. Distribute freely.
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Are you an Animaniacs fan? Well, tell the world! Presented herein
is the Animaniacs Code. Simply add this convenient code to your sig
file, and all the net will know the truth of your love for the Warners
and their wacky friends. At cons, add it to your badge! Tattoo it on
your forehead! A million uses! The Animaniacs Code is a simple,
powerful, and, hopefully, _silly_ tool for fan communication.


=====Revision History

1.1 to 2.0: In addition to a variety of new codes and modifiers, the
version indicator has been simplified, the "I" modifier has been changed
to "i", some character codes have been changed to conform to the new,
expanded system, the implementation of the "D" code has been amplified,
the "OT" code has been obseleted, and extra spiffiness has been added.

2.0 to 2.1: More "body-part" modifiers have been added to the
Characters section, and a few new characters have been added. The "P"
code has been expanded to allow better differentiation. New "D"
sub-codes have been added. The "ownership" codes have been added to
"$". The "IV", "Pon", and "X" codes are new to this version. The "h"
sub-modifer to the "E" code, and the "H" code are new. The "E" code may
also now be used to indicate favorite shorts. The gender codes now fit
the design philosophy better. There have also been some minor formatting
and "humor"-oriented changes.

2.1 to 2.2: Several new characters have been added, as has the "r"
modifier. An IRC code has been added and the "D", "$", and "V" codes have
had their modifiers changed slightly. The "Pon" and "X" codes have been
updated to include the new season. The "h" modifier is no longer allowed
for the "E" code, to avoid confusion where the new hour-long episodes are
involved.


=====Format

To distinguish our code from other, lesser codes, the code is always
preceded by the identifier "A!", and the version indicator "JW22". These are
_not_ optional! Follow this with codes from the categories below. You do
not have to include every code; only those you think significant. In cases
where degrees are indicated, feel free to expand the code in either
direction as you see fit. The use of more than ten "+"s or "-"s, however,
is regarded as extreme hyperbole, and is a sign one should not be taken
seriously. Whitespace between the codes is recommended but not required;
"YK++ WK++" and "YK++WK++" are equally acceptable. (All codes begin with
capital letters (except "$"), and none _have_ to end with one, so this
doesn't affect content.) Case is important! As yet there is little
possibility of confusion if you use "dt++" instead of the correct "DT++",
but we are attempting to maintain forward compatibility.


=====Modifiers

The following modifiers may be applied to the codes. Most of them
indicate a degree of indecision.

/ Used when two different values apply. For example, "MM---^/++!".
> Indicates a range of feelings. "RI->++"
~ Indicates waffling and indecision. "MI~"
? Used to denote true bafflement. "CB?"
{} Use curly brackets around a rating you hope to attain. "P0{++}"
[] Use square brackets around a rating that once applied. "Dp[s]"


=====Characters We Love

You are not obliged to include a code for _every_ character; just
the ones you want us to know about. For characters in groups, there is
one code for the group (three letters long), and codes for the individual
characters as well (two letters). Use of _both_ ("P&B++ PI+++ BR+") is
not recommended, but it's your choice. The ratings are as follows:

XX--- I throw anvils at the TV when this character is on.
XX-- I turn off the TV when this character is on.
XX- I'd rather this character wasn't on so often.
XX or XX0 No feelings; ho-hum.
XX+ I'm fond of this character.
XX++ I love this character!
XX+++ I have written mash notes to this character; I have a tattoo.

You may modify this rating by appending one of the following:

i I see elements of myself in the character.
r This character is my role-model.
! I feel this way about the character's body.
^ " " " " " " " mind.
" " " " " " " " ears.
' " " " " " " " tail.
: " " " " " " " eyes.

Examples: "SL-!/+++^" means, "Slappy's kind of dumpy, but the way she
thinks makes me weak in the knees."


The codes are:

ALL All the characters
WAR The Warners
YK Yakko
WK Wakko
DT Dot
P&B Pinky and the Brain
PI Pinky
BR The Brain
S&S Slappy and Skippy Squirrel
SL Slappy
SK Skippy
SRG Slappy's Rogues Gallery
WW Walter Wolf
SS Sid The Squid
BB Beanie The Brain-Dead Bison
R&R Rita and Runt
RI Rita
RU Runt
GDF The Goodfeathers
BO Bobby
PS Pesto
SQ Squit
GP The Godpigeon
GLF The Girlfeathers
SA Sasha
KI Kiki
LA Lana
B&M Buttons and Mindy
BU Buttons
MI Mindy
LD Lady
MR Mister Man
HIP The Hip Hippos
MA Marita
FL Flavio
TIK The Tickbirds
GE Geena Embryo (And Geena was her name-o!)
WBS Warner Bros. Staff
SN Dr. Scratchansniff
HN Hello Nurse
RL Ralph
PL Mr. Plotz
KP Kathryn Page
NVC Non-Verbal Characters
CB Chicken Boo
MS Mr. Skullhead
ME The Mime
KF The Ka-Boom Family
KK Katie Ka-Boom
TK Tinker Ka-Boom
DK Daddy "Jimmy" Ka-Boom
MK Mom Ka-Boom
CAV Directors With Annoying Voices
MD Mr. Director (Jerry Lewis)
CW Charlton "Baynarts" Woodchuck
MM Minerva Mink
NE Newt
CO Colin (Randy Beaman's Pal)

For other characters, simply use their name. "Satan--"


=====Animaniacs, The Internet, And You

How Often Do You Post to a.t.a? (P)

P---- What? Huh? Where am I?
P--- What's posting?
P-- What's a.t.a.?
P- I've heard of the group.
P or P0 I lurk.
P+ I've posted.
P++ I post regularly.
P+++ I am a major force on a.t.a.
P++++ I post scores of messages daily; I _am_ a.t.a.


How Often Do You IRC? (I)

I--- What do you mean, irk?
I-- What do you mean, IRC?
I- I can't find #animaniacs on EFNet.
I or I0 I can't find #watertower on EFNet.
I+ I've been on #watertower on DalNet.
I++ I'm a regular on #watertower.
I+++ I've been on #towerchapel at least thrice.
I++++ i'm on teh chanel qonstantly! YUBA!


What Have You Done For Us Lately? (D)

D I have made humorous posts.
Dp I've written a song parody.
Ds I run an FTP site.
Dw I run a web site.
Di I monitor or manage an IRC channel.
Df I've written fan-fiction.
Da I've attended an Animania event.
Dm I'm an AnswerManiac.
Dd I maintain a small document (e.g., the PAYPWIP? list) _or_ I've
made significant contributions to large documents.
Ddd I maintain a large document (e.g., the CRG).
Do Other.

Combine these freely. "Dpf"


The Envelope Please... (Tow)

If you've received a Tower Award, indicate it with "Tow". Two
Towers? "Tow2" An Extra-Large Tower? "Tow*"


=====Fan Behavior

Money Spent ($)

Each + indicates an order of magnitude. This is total money spent on
anything connected to Animaniacs. American dollars, please.

$ or $0 $0
$+ $1 - $10
$++ $11 - $100
$+++ $101 - $1,000
$++++ $1,001 - $10,000
$+++++ ...and so on (eek!).

You may append a "d" if you all the CDs, an "m" if you own all of the
McDonalds toys, a "v" if you own all of the videos, an "r" if you own all
the Sunmaid Raisin stickers, an "a" if you own more than 10 articles of
Animaniacs apparel ("aa" for more than 100, "aaa" for more than 1000 (eek
and a half!)), a "p" for a statuette or plate, an "l" if you own a limited
edition cel, and/or a "c" if you own a production cel. Example: "$+++dvc".


Voice Artists Met (V)

Use a "V" followed by one or more of these:

r Rob Paulsen
j Jess Harnell
t Tress MacNeille
m Maurice LaMarche
f Frank Welker
s Sherri Stoner
b Bernadette Peters
n Nathan Ruegger
c Nancy Cartwright

Indicate others with their names. Add a "+" for each autograph,
voice recording, picture taken _with both you and the artist in the
picture_, or anything else that would stand up in court. "Vj+r+"


Animania IV (IV!)

Anyone who participated in the extravaganza that was Animania IV may
put "IV!" in their code. For other Animanias, see the "D" code, above.


Animaniacs Fan Purity Test Score (T)
Most recent version, please. You may list either your raw score or
your ranking. For example, "T160" or "TPinky". If you wish to use both,
use the "/" modifier. Normal mixed case is recommended for ranking-type
codes.


=====Favorites

Favorite Episode (E)

Indicated with an E and the episode number. For example, "E65" or
"EH3" for an hour-long episode. To indicate a favorite _short_ use "a",
"b", "c", et cetera, where the letter represents the short's position in the
episode (only shorts with title-cards count). For example, "E1a" means
"De-Zanitized" is your fave. The anal may indicate their second favorite
with "Ee", third with "Eee", et cetera.


Episode That Got You Hooked (H)

Indicated as above, but with an "H". "H33"


Favorite "Pinky, Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?" (Pon)

PonDuckHose Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and
a hose at this hour?
PonTattoo I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor
at this time of night?
PonWeasels Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd
look like weasels.
PonRubber Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber
pants our size?
PonCareer Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a
career... ooh, it's all too much for me.
PonPhilbin Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already
married?
PonBurlap Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
PonChaps Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?
PonFloss Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to
use dental floss.
PonTutu Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
PonCulottes I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride
up so.
PonSadMeal I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals,
kids wouldn't buy them.
PonPippi I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I
mean, what would the children look like?
PonTrousers I think so, Brain, but this time, you put the trousers on
the chimp.
PonYiddish Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole
opera in Yiddish.
PonBug I think so, Brain, but I've still got a bug stuck in here
from last time.
PonClammy Uh, I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.
PonUnion I think so Brain, but I don't think Kaye Ballard's in
the union.
PonYesIAm! Yes, I am!
PonRockette I think so, but, the Rockettes? I mean, they're mostly
girls, aren't they?
PonStripes I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me
look chubby.
PonSummer Well, I think so, Brain, but pantyhose are so uncomfortable
in the summertime.
PonGrew Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one
grew back.
PonBridge Well, I think so, Brain, but first you'd have to take that
whole bridge apart, wouldn't you?
PonFeather Well, I think so <poit> but _where_ do you stick the
feather and call it macaroni?
PonApply Well, I think so, Brain, but "apply North Pole" to what?
PonWinBall Well, I think so, Brain, but "Snowball for Windows"?
PonStupid Well, I think so, Brain, but <snort> no, no, it's too stupid!
PonLoren Umm, I think so, Don Cerebro, but why would Sophia Loren do
a musical?


Dirtiest Line Ever (X)

What do you think is the dirtiest line ever? If your choice isn't
listed you can make up a code and email it to me. I'll put it in the
next version.

XPrince No no no! _Finger_ prints!
XHamster Oh, I dids't love that hamster so; I tooketh him to bed with
me every night, you know!
XSnakey Snakey go down the hole!
XFish We taste just like fish!
XSire Sire? ...Wait till we're alone.
XTakeYou ...And you, if you'll have me.
XUranus You forgot Uranus.
XPianist I am a pianist!
XConjug Yakko, can you conjugate?
XPp Do you know you have P.P. on your smock?
XDown No way I'm going down!
XWhack I'd like to see you two in a round of whackin'.
XBRomp My bottom's all sore from romping.
XBHurts My bottom hurts!
XSanta In hopes that Santa would leave a big load!
XBaloney That's not baloney.
XBust Stop playing with my bust!
XWait Okay, but you'll have to wait a while...
XSniff May I sniff you now?
XPaint You expect us innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding
and paint naked people all over a church?
XGorilla You said Magilla Gorilla was a woman.
XBamBam So Pebbles said, "Get your own Bam-Bam, lady!"
XSpank Frankly, we'd prefer the spanking machine.
XMoby Don't play around Moby's blowhole!
XBuns I've got the buns!
XWad I'll blow the wad!
XPants I'm not wearing any pants!
XPenal The Penal Code!
XOui Oui, Oui! ...It's amazing what they're getting away with on
kids' shows these days!
XBird Give me the bird! (either instance)
XPackage I've got a package for you!
XEarmuffs Big ears, big earmuffs.
XFanny I'd say we deserve a spanking, right on our fanny!

=====Misc.

Age (A or Ay)

You may indicate your age (A) or your year of birth (Ay). For example:
"A25" for someone who is 25 years old, or "Ay69" for someone who was born in
1969.


Gender (F/Fe or M/Ma)

Optional gender-indicator. Use "F" or "Fe" for female, "M" or "Ma"
for male.


=====Sample (No, This Isn't Me)

A! JW22 YK++ WK++ DT++^ PI++ BR+i SL++! RI+++! GDF+ BU+ MI~ HIP-- MM+++/0
CO? P+{+++} Dpf[s] Tow $++ Vrm++ E1 TSlappy A27 M


=====In Closing...

Though this is a finished work, there is constant improvement. All
comments are welcome, and contributors will be credited in future versions.
Stay tooned...


=====Contributors & Pioneers

I'm sure I've forgotten people, but...

Kim Robarts (bc...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA)
Richard Manning (mann...@egr.msu.edu)
Jennette Owen (bm...@yfn.ysu.edu)
Zach White (zwh...@efn.org)
Jonathan Nicholson (jo...@acme.demon.co.uk)
Ricky Foltz (Ricky...@yob.com)
Karen, KJT Dot (kjt...@aol.com)
Shokko, K. Anderson (sh...@MO.NET)
Sarah Dealy (Ro...@aol.com)
Bryan Chaney (wbw...@u.washington.edu)
Brad Littlejohn (tyk...@cwis.unomaha.edu)
Brian Johnson (mbj...@acpub.duke.edu)
Duncan C.Richer, Slakko (dun...@student.adelaide.edu.au)
Peter Yu, Peetah (pe...@netaxs.com)
David Bealer (bea...@math.ucsb.edu)
David "Plato" Green (pl...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca)
Jenn Scott (abra...@spotvb.potsdam.edu)
David Catmull (d...@pixar.com)
Chris Saia (cs...@ccs.neu.edu)
G. C. Koopman (gkoo...@artemis.wi.leidenuniv.nl)
"Buster Bunny" (bus...@magi.com)
"Wakko Warner" (skr...@nyx10.cs.du.edu)
Sir Daniel C. Swinney (KPZ...@prodigy.com)
Robert Dahlen (rob...@crl.com)

A warm thanks to you all, and to everyone on alt.tv.animaniacs!


=====Claimer & Disclaimer

Copyright Jonathan Woodward, wood...@ftp.com. The right to create
derivative works is explicitly not granted. This includes "Code
Generators"; ask first! This work is a parody of "The Geek Code" and, as
such, is permitted and protected by US and international copyright law.
"Animaniacs" and most characters are the intellectual property of Warner
Bros. Use of trademarks is not intended as a challenge to their validity.

-JW
wood...@ftp.com

Jonathan Woodward wood...@ftp.com or @io.com http://www.io.com/~woodward/
A! JW21 WAR++ PI++ BR+++i^ SL+++!^ SK++ RI+++! RU+i GDF->+ BU+i MI~ SNi HN+!
CB-->+ MM+^/+++! DC++i^ JW++++i P+++ Dpfwo[ds] Tow* $+++dvc Vj+r+ TBrain M
GCS/O a- C+++$ W++>+++$ N++ w++ t++ 5+ R+>+++$ b+++ DI++++ G++>++++ T+++$ y+
"Whap them in the face with a long bushy tail for extra effect." -R C Dragon

Daniel Swinney

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May 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/2/96
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>Sir Daniel C. Swinney (KPZ...@prodigy.com)
hehe..I love that part :)
actually you don't have to include the sir..I just have that there to
sound coo <G> I'm not a knight or anything..Oh, and in the future could
you list me as
Daniel "Wakkoroti" Swinney (Wakk...@silence.net)
I don't wanna be thought of as a "Prodigy Person" Sorry about pickiness,
that's just me.

Anyways, bravo on the code!

-=Wakkoroti=-


The kinky turtle

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Whee! Just updated my A! code, as you can see below. Gee... I think it's
getting bigger, and to keep it from getting longer I've hadda hide more &
more of poor ol' Snako behind it. Maybe I should cut back on my A! fan
activities... *naaaaaah!*


the kinky turtle (oop, left out Tinker)
--
_____ Andrew R. Mutchler, Houston A! JW22 WAR+++ir!^"': <
/ (I)\ http://www.intergate.com/~kturtle/ P&B+++^"' SL++ MD++< NEW
\____/ \___.-----Lisa+++ir!^: P++ I+++ Dafip Tow2 $+++dra IV! T327<.SIG
`----._____.--E4a E13 H35 Vr+++++++j+++t++m+++++ PonSadMeal Ay68 <


Arthur Levesque

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May 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/7/96
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It's where?
--
/\ Arthur Levesque, baks...@nicom.com <*> Cthulhu matata!
\B\ack King of the Potato People =/\= Unconventional Conventionist
\S\lash "That man confuses me. Kill him." -Zorgon the Malevolent
\/ http://www.nicom.com/~bakslash/index.html [fnord]


Jonathan Woodward

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May 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/8/96
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Arthur Levesque (baks...@nicom.com) wrote:
> It's where?

-It's everywhere, like Elvis. I'll be posting v2.2.1 in a week
or two, or email me and I'll send you a copy.

-JW

A! JW22 WAR++ PI++ BR+++i^ SL+++!^ SK++ RI+++! RU+i GDF->+ BU+i MI~ SNi HN+!

CB-->+ MM+^/+++! DC++i^ JW++++i P+++ Dpfwo[ds] Tow* $+++dvc Vj+r+ TBrain M
GCS/O a- C+++$ W++>+++$ N++ w++ t++ 5+ R+>+++$ b+++ DI++++ G++>++++ T+++$ y+

Quick! Extra boiling .sigs!

Bryan Chaney

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On 7 May 1996, Arthur Levesque wrote:

> It's where?

For those of you who missed out on A! Code v2.2, it's availible on my web
page at http://weber.u.washington.edu/~wbwolf/Animaniacs.html

"Wilford" Bryan "Wolf" Chaney wbw...@u.washington.edu
http://weber.u.washington.edu/~wbwolf
"Say...what kind of crazy wolf are you anyways?" Minerva Mink, Animaniacs
"Some of my best friends are Warner Brothers" - Groucho Marx
A! JW22 YW++i^ WK+ DT+++i!^ PI+ BR+ SL+++r!:'^ SK+ RI+: MM+!/0^ KK---
Wilford++i P++ I+++ Ddpfaw Tow $+++d Vr+j++t++ IV! E59b Ee30 TBrain245


neub...@uwplatt.edu

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May 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/8/96
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Well thats just dandy.

Uh, but wait Brain, what if the Animaniac

is in the backwoods and doesn't have

web access?


Paul "I'm really pa...@tmwcc.com" Neuabuer
or was that a giant chicken, I forget.

Jonathan Woodward

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Yakkette (rox...@wheel.dcn.davis.ca.us) wrote:
> >Sarah Dealy (Ro...@aol.com)
> AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
> *Yakkette flees in terror!!!

-I fixed it, I fixed it, stop screaming in my ear!

-JW

A! JW22 WAR++ PI++ BR+++i^ SL+++!^ SK++ RI+++! RU+i GDF->+ BU+i MI~ SNi HN+!

CB-->+ MM+^/+++! DC++i^ JW++++i P+++ Dpfwo[ds] Tow* $+++dvc Vj+r+ TBrain M
GCS/O a- C+++$ W++>+++$ N++ w++ t++ 5+ R+>+++$ b+++ DI++++ G++>++++ T+++$ y+

"They shall fall before us like frogs in a lawnmower." -Red Raven

Narfcake

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May 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/10/96
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Yakkette writes:
>>Sarah Dealy (Ro...@aol.com)
>AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>*Yakkette flees in terror!!!
>It's come back to haunt me! The EEEEEEEVIL AOHell account!! Aie aie aie!
>This is worse than stickybuns AND Yuba combined! Help!!!

Yuba is NOT that EVIL. At least it's convenient to make a u-turn there.
Stickybuns on the other hand ...

(who put the funtaq on the lid?!?!?!????)

> -Yakkette..(where's that reeeealy cute silly human when I need him to
>protect me?)

Try "@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hK%fg" [delete].

-- Kane ... going through Yakko Warner's World of Baldness ... and if you
have no idea what I'm talking about, don't bother asking.

Aaron Varhola

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May 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/10/96
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In <4mqqgh$9...@mark.ucdavis.edu> rox...@wheel.dcn.davis.ca.us
(Yakkette) writes:

>It's come back to haunt me! The EEEEEEEVIL AOHell account!! Aie aie
aie!
>This is worse than stickybuns AND Yuba combined! Help!!!

Yubba, tiqqi-bunne hanne Hayye-Hohhe-Helle? hewwe-hehhe!!!!!!

Harre-honne


Yakko J. Warner

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In article <4mumi5$7...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, Narfcake wrote:

>Try "@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hK%fg" [delete].

* Yakko tries it.. `lessee here.. @[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hK%fg ^? (tappity
tappity..) where are the special effects..? whotta hoax!'

'kay bye.
Yakko [fwoooooooooooooooosshh!]

\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\
\ A!JW22 WAR+++i^ P&B++ HN+++! SL++i^ RI++ I++++ P++\ Freunleven! Flamiel!\
\ Dai T381 $++++dmvap E70a H5 PonSadMeal Vr++m++ \ I'm on IRC too much \
\ XPackage \ Chris Eslinger, ya...@village.ios.com \ What a life i have \
\ ya...@dot.apana.org.au ok...@cris.com ya...@server1.charleston.af.mil \
\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\\////\\\

Lari 35960

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May 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/15/96
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In article <4mumi5$7...@newsbf02.news.aol.com>, narf...@aol.com (Narfcake)
writes:

>Try "@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hK%fg" [delete].

It doesn't work. Unless you're really, really desperate for some form of
entertainment, don't bother. Unless you want to.

>-- Kane ... going through Yakko Warner's World of Baldness ... and if you
>have no idea what I'm talking about, don't bother asking.

Ahh. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. If you have no idea what
he's talking about, find out. But fast!


----
The teenage goddess of heavenly bodies and brownies is starting the
college search thing... any advice? Please Email!

Narfcake

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May 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/17/96
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Lari writes:
>Ahh. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. If you have no idea
what
>he's talking about, find out. But fast!

Actually Lari I was serious ... and so is my health.

I dunno if you noticed my hair loss during Cherry Hill, but anyways I have
less hair on my head now than Homer Simpson. I'm 19 1/2 ... yes,
something _IS_ definitely wrong.

Esentially this is the reason why I wasn't at Animania VIII, and more than
likely not make it to Animania X, although I am one of the planners.

-- Kane ... I don't think the rest of a.t.a. needs to hear everything else
that has been going wrong for me, so I'll shut up mentioning that IRS says
I owe them, even though my check has been cashed already.

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