KWB Season 2 week 1 comments
Jay Maynard
Hoo boy. Some ups, some downs, and one classic.
Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries 14:
The shorter format works much better than the old one; the plots cover
about the same amount of ground, but they do it faster, and much more in
keeping with the classic Looney Tunes stuff. This show had promise before,
but it has much more now.
Animaniacs 83: One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock
Speeeeewwww!!
This story had a great premise. Unfortunately, it fell prey to Nicholas
Hollander's tendency to over-sentimentalize. That works especially poorly
with Slappy Squirrel - she's ANYTHING but sentimental. The first act was
good; the other two were designed to be tearjerkers, and the result feels
simply muddled. Slappy's return to sanity, in particular, is unexplained
and unbelievable.
This episode isn't the worst of Animaniacs, IMAO, but it is #4 on the five
worst list for me.
Animaniacs 84:
Cutie and the Beast: I was ready for some laughs after A083. Boy, did I
get them. The running argument was just plain hilarious, and the bit with
Dot flubbing her name over and over incapacitated me with laughter. The
story was well-done, the songs did indeed go on and on, but funnily, and
TMS animation made the job complete. I have nothing to complain about at
all...I've already watched it six times.
Boo Happens: I've never seen Forest Gump and have no particular desire to.
Even so, this strikes me as both a great parody and an enjoyable story in
its own right.
Noel: Well... *SONG BREAK!*
Rogel, Rogel,
Boy your puns really smell
Let's all drop a big anvil on Randy Rogel...
(I wish I could flesh this one out.)
I thought This Pun for Hire was bad. Gordon and Charlie, you two could
take lessons from Randy. Whew.
Cold Closing #1: Wow. More rolling on the floor. I barely managed to get
the tapes swapped in my VCR and started recording before P014 began, I was
laughing so hard.
Overall: This one may well displace A005 (Taming of the Screwy) and A073
(A Hard Day's Warner/Gimme a Break/Please, Please, Please Get a Life
Foundation) as my favorite. If whoever decided to spend money on TMS ever
gets to Houston, I'll buy them a big steak dinner. 10/10.
Pinky and the Brain 14: It's Only a Paper World
Solid P&tB fare. I always suspected that, for the Brain, the thrill was in
the chase. He seems better at saving the world than taking it over.
Superman: Ehhh. I didn't like Batman: The Animated Series all that much
either, and this definitely has the same feel.
Road Rovers: I expected to hate this one. I was pleasantly surprised as it
went along; the humor level kept going up, and the mindless hero stuff
level went down. I'm going to give it a few more weeks before making a
decision.
Freakazoid! 14: Dexter's Date
I rather liked it. The musical number went over well with me, and Rugg's
Louie Armstrong was better than a lot of folks who do that for a living.
The plot seemed to be not too stretched out for the full-episode format.
Freakazoid stories can work in a half hour, though a bit of change in
focus is needed from the unbridlled looniness of the first season to make
it work. I think theycan pull it off.
Earthworm Jim 14: The Origins of Peter Puppy
Okkay, and good solid EWJ. I'm just not that much of a fan.
The new season shows real promise, especially the core KWB lineup. We know
Animaniacs well enough to know that A083 is an aberration. (It better be,
guys.) I'm looking forward to more.
--
Jay Maynard, may...@houston.omnes.net
Michael K. Neylon
Preivously, on 'alt.tv.animaniacs', Jay Maynard (may...@houston.omnes.net) wrote:
>Noel: Well... *SONG BREAK!*
>
>Rogel, Rogel,
>Boy your puns really smell
>Let's all drop a big anvil on Randy Rogel...
>
>(I wish I could flesh this one out.)
Oh well, oh well,
This song was quite swell
If you have any more verses then please do tell...
{ runs as fast as he can from Jay }
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BNorman861
In article <slrn536n6i....@neylonpc.engin.umich.edu>,
mne...@engin.umich.edu (Michael K. Neylon) writes:
>Preivously, on 'alt.tv.animaniacs', Jay Maynard
(may...@houston.omnes.net)
>wrote:
>>Noel: Well... *SONG BREAK!*
>>
>>Rogel, Rogel,
>>Boy your puns really smell
>>Let's all drop a big anvil on Randy Rogel...
>>
>>(I wish I could flesh this one out.)
>
>Oh well, oh well,
>This song was quite swell
>If you have any more verses then please do tell...
More?!? You want more?!?
The possibilities are endless, for example we can go to history,
how about---
Photoelectric Effect
is what Einstein knew well.
And for his description he won the Nobel.
Nobel, Nobel,
Einstein won the Nobel.
Not for relativity as most people tell.
-or, from right within a.t.a.-
He maintains the Lyric File,
Episode manual as well.
We all call him Keeper, but his real name's O'Dell.
O'Dell, O'Dell,
Yes his name's Ron O'Dell.
If you need to know lyrics, for him you should yell.
-or, another a.t.a. celebrity-
He maintained the reference guide,
It's not easy to do.
Which is why there's no update after season two.
Will Bell, Will Bell,
Oh where is Will Bell?
If someone could take over, it sure would be swell.
-or, from personal experience-
Warner Studio Store
is where I went to shop.
When I saw the cel prices, they made my jaw drop.
No cel, no cel,
I couldn't buy a cel.
Though they look really nice, they're expensive as he--(Mwah! Goodnight
Everybody!)
See, there are plenty more possible verses.
(And there's more where those came from!)
>{ runs as fast as he can from Jay }
If you thought >you< had to run, I'd better find a way to teleport!
-Brian
Plato
On 8 Sep 1996, Michael K. Neylon wrote:
> Preivously, on 'alt.tv.animaniacs', Jay Maynard (may...@houston.omnes.net) wrote:
> >Noel: Well... *SONG BREAK!*
> >
> >Rogel, Rogel,
> >Boy your puns really smell
> >Let's all drop a big anvil on Randy Rogel...
> >
> >(I wish I could flesh this one out.)
>
> Oh well, oh well,
> This song was quite swell
> If you have any more verses then please do tell...
No while, no while,
No, I won't wait a while,
If you have more, please send 'em
Right now, make me smile!
- David "Liked that song, if you didn't know" L. Green
Beth Long
Ok, so I can't resist an Old Fruit asking for puns...
I checked out the Kids W-B
To laugh & guffaw & chuckle & tee-hee.
I found instead a show featuring Lois and Clark
I had already watched when it had been dark.
Kal-L, Kal-L, an alien called Kal-L.
I think Dean Cain was a better Clark / Kal-L
The Warner Sibs had a long show as well
To make up for Slappy who's off the deep end they tell
So they had fun and pulled off a plot
With Taz as the Beast and Belle for Dot.
Dot's Belle, Dot's Belle, oh brother can't you tell.
With Yakko and Wakko to make both to yell.
More available on request...or a sizeable donation can keep me quiet... <G>
Beth
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Chemistry is alot like Krynnish magic...you study the books, you make the
gestures, you mix the ingredients. Then you pray to your respective
god/goddess that it works....
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Ron Keeper O'Dell
bnorm...@aol.com (BNorman861) wrote:
>Warner Studio Store
>is where I went to shop.
>When I saw the cel prices, they made my jaw drop.
>No cel, no cel,
>I couldn't buy a cel.
>Though they look really nice, they're expensive as he--(Mwah! Goodnight
>Everybody!)
Actually, I get the distinct impression that Randy's original
thought for Dot's lines was:
No well, no well
Can't believe there's no well!
We walked all the way here
And I'm madder than hell.
It flows so much better than "And I'm mad, can't you tell."
When the new season starts
I buy tapes by the pack
But variety is what
The wholesalers lack
Maxell, Maxell
These tapes don't work well
I'd like something better
But it's all that they sell.
--
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Plato
Oh, wait, don't forget this one:
The Brain had a plan to conquer the earth,
But Pinky's the one who shot down the plan's worth:
"No isle, no isle,
Gee, Brain, we've got no isle!
So we can't build a washer as high as a mile!"
- David "Gee, that was kinda fun, don't you think so?" L. Green
Jonathan Woodward
Plato (pl...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca) wrote:
> The Brain had a plan to conquer the earth,
> But Pinky's the one who shot down the plan's worth:
> "No isle, no isle,
> Gee, Brain, we've got no isle!
> So we can't build a washer as high as a mile!"
"Slappy Squirrel went to a pub after a very hard day
She asked for some ale, and the barkeep said, "No way."
"No ale, no ale
No, we don't serve squirrels ale!"
So she blew up his bar and hit him with her tail.
> - David "Gee, that was kinda fun, don't you think so?" L. Green
-Yup!
-JW
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Plato
On September 10, wood...@io.com (Jonathan Woodward) trilled:
>"Slappy Squirrel went to a pub after a very hard day
>She asked for some ale, and the barkeep said, "No way."
>"No ale, no ale
>No, we don't serve squirrels ale!"
>So she blew up his bar and hit him with her tail.
Heh!
Hey, I've got one with Slappy too:
Once a sheep who was too cheap to find his own dinner
Ate Slappy's whole lawn, but he ended up thinner.
No wool, no wool,
That poor sheep has no wool.
Now he knows that that wasn't a smart trick to pull.
- David "Bets that this thread is just starting to grow" L. Green
Zorro Warner
Plato <pl...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> wrote in article
<Pine.A32.3.91.960909...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca>...
> On 8 Sep 1996, Michael K. Neylon wrote:
>
> > Preivously, on 'alt.tv.animaniacs', Jay Maynard
(may...@houston.omnes.net) wrote:
> > >Noel: Well... *SONG BREAK!*
> > >
> > >Rogel, Rogel,
> > >Boy your puns really smell
> > >Let's all drop a big anvil on Randy Rogel...
> > >
> > >(I wish I could flesh this one out.)
> >
> > Oh well, oh well,
> > This song was quite swell
> > If you have any more verses then please do tell...
>
> No while, no while,
> No, I won't wait a while,
> If you have more, please send 'em
> Right now, make me smile!
>
>
> - David "Liked that song, if you didn't know" L.
Green
>
Here's a change of pace:
Noel spelled backwards is-a-name of some one;
And that name of that someone is Leon, Leon;
Leon, Leon, Leon, Leon;
How long will this thead go on and go on?
Your connection to-the-net tends to weaken and fail;
Then you just realize you're with A-O-L;
A-O-L, A-O-L, A-O-L, A-O-L;
You stare at your screen until your brains are gel.
And remember Leon spelled backwards is Noel.
Zorro Warner
Ozx Fox
>Actually, I get the distinct impression that Randy's original
>thought for Dot's lines was:
>No well, no well
>Can't believe there's no well!
>We walked all the way here
>And I'm madder than hell.
Funny, that's the _exact_ same thing I thought... For a second, when I
first saw the episode, that's exactly what I expected Dot to say...
-Ozx
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Jonathan Woodward (wood...@io.com) wrote:
: Plato (pl...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca) wrote:
: > The Brain had a plan to conquer the earth,
: > But Pinky's the one who shot down the plan's worth:
: > "No isle, no isle,
: > Gee, Brain, we've got no isle!
: > So we can't build a washer as high as a mile!"
: "Slappy Squirrel went to a pub after a very hard day
: She asked for some ale, and the barkeep said, "No way."
: "No ale, no ale
: No, we don't serve squirrels ale!"
: So she blew up his bar and hit him with her tail.
Double-U G N was two
Miles from my hotel
Had to walk the whole way 'cause--DMANSTRIKE!--there's no el
"No el, no el,"
I did sigh; my heart fell
After all, what's Chicago if it ain't got no el?
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Jonathan Woodward
Plato (pl...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca) wrote:
> Once a sheep who was too cheap to find his own dinner
> Ate Slappy's whole lawn, but he ended up thinner.
> No wool, no wool,
> That poor sheep has no wool.
> Now he knows that that wasn't a smart trick to pull.
A fanboy heard that Tress had done a strange song
With Mr. Yankovic, so he looked far and long.
but no Al, no Al,
No he couldn't find Weird Al.
And now he's so sad 'cause Tress is such a gal.
-JW
Jonathan Woodward wood...@ftp.com or @io.com http://www.io.com/~woodward/
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Michael K. Neylon
Preivously, on 'alt.tv.animaniacs', Jonathan Woodward (wood...@io.com) wrote:
>A fanboy heard that Tress had done a strange song
>With Mr. Yankovic, so he looked far and long.
>but no Al, no Al,
>No he couldn't find Weird Al.
>And now he's so sad 'cause Tress is such a gal.
{ mentions something about "Ricky", just to completely remove any confusion,
then breaks back into song... }
In the city by the lake, there was a good football team
But the owner left Cleveland and made the fans scream...
"Modell, Modell,
There's no tickets to sell!
It will be two more years before we see NFL!"
Plato
On 11 Sep 1996, Jonathan Woodward wrote:
> A fanboy heard that Tress had done a strange song
> With Mr. Yankovic, so he looked far and long.
> but no Al, no Al,
> No he couldn't find Weird Al.
> And now he's so sad 'cause Tress is such a gal.
I like that!
Lessee...
Once a lion got caught, lying helplessly snared,
Till along came a small mouse whose life he'd once spared.
"Gnaw well, gnaw well,
I'll just gnaw these ropes well!"
And according to Aesop, that's just what befell.
- David "Who knows how far this could go?" L. Green
RayBarrington
There are siblings in a 'toon that are known to us all;
And they defy convention and break the fourth wall;
No wall, no wall
When they talk, there's no wall
So the audience feels like it's part of it all
(BTW, will this keep going until Dec. 25?
Goodbye, Nurse! Ray
Jonathan Woodward
Plato (pl...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca) wrote:
> Once a lion got caught, lying helplessly snared,
> Till along came a small mouse whose life he'd once spared.
> "Gnaw well, gnaw well,
> I'll just gnaw these ropes well!"
> And according to Aesop, that's just what befell.
The three Warner sibs were running one day
Without regard for the big wall in their way.
New wall, new wall,
Warners needs a new wall.
There are holes in the old one, two short and one tall.
> - David "Who knows how far this could go?" L. Green
-The Shadow knows!
-JW
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spu...@pomona.edu
In article <Pine.A32.3.91.960909...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca>,
Plato <pl...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> writes:
> - David "Liked that song, if you didn't know" L. Green
Wait a moment...is that 'David "Eponymous" !!L.!! Green'? What, could
it be? Some sort of indication of a real middle name! Hoil!
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spu...@pomona.edu | Unrelated question: Can anyone think of a painting
Sco4tt "Fool" Purdy | with a title that begins with the word 'along'?
Plato
On 12 Sep 1996, Jonathan Woodward wrote:
> The three Warner sibs were running one day
> Without regard for the big wall in their way.
> New wall, new wall,
> Warners needs a new wall.
> There are holes in the old one, two short and one tall.
Wally Llama claims to be of all creatures most wise;
And should you ask, he'll look you straight in the eyes:
"Know all, know all,
Yes, it's true, I know all!
Even where you can park Saturday at the mall!"
>> - David "Who knows how far this could go?" L. Green
> -The Shadow knows!
Ooooh! I can't see you! You must be beshadowing my mind!
- David "And no one say 'you have no mind to beshadow'!" L. Green
Jeff H.
mrc...@dialnet.net (Russell Alderson) wrote:
>Jonathan Woodward (wood...@io.com) wrote:
>: "Slappy Squirrel went to a pub after a very hard day
>: She asked for some ale, and the barkeep said, "No way."
>: "No ale, no ale
>: No, we don't serve squirrels ale!"
>: So she blew up his bar and hit him with her tail.
>
>Double-U G N was two
>Miles from my hotel
>Had to walk the whole way 'cause--DMANSTRIKE!--there's no el
>"No el, no el,"
>I did sigh; my heart fell
>After all, what's Chicago if it ain't got no el?
Slappy's in the nuthouse, not feeling too well,
So-o Skippy searches but can't find no will!
No will, no will,
How is that for a thrill?
The courts will dole out her kit and caboodle!
=====je...@icon-stl.net=====http://www.icon-stl.com/~jeffh======
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Ron Keeper O'Dell
spu...@pomona.edu wrote:
>> - David "Liked that song, if you didn't know" L. Green
> Wait a moment...is that 'David "Eponymous" !!L.!! Green'? What, could
>it be? Some sort of indication of a real middle name! Hoil!
Um, no... that L shouldn't be there. His name has no L, either.
No L, no L
David's name has no L
And that pun is what started
This whole thread from Hell.
spu...@pomona.edu
In article <51g5gm$a...@darkstar.ucsc.edu>, kee...@cats.ucsc.edu (Ron "Keeper"
O'Dell) writes:
> spu...@pomona.edu wrote:
>>> - David "Liked that song, if you didn't know" L. Green
>> Wait a moment...is that 'David "Eponymous" !!L.!! Green'? What, could
>>it be? Some sort of indication of a real middle name! Hoil!
> Um, no... that L shouldn't be there. His name has no L, either.
> No L, no L
> David's name has no L
> And that pun is what started
> This whole thread from Hell.
I wrote tongue in cheek
"Is that Dave's middle name?"
But it seems that Keep hasn't
Caught on to my game.
Snow well, snow well
Keep's the guy I snow well
'cause I just don't use smilies
Or couldn't you tell.
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spu...@pomona.edu | Although this was the first time I had
Sco4tt "Fool" Purdy | noticed the word just previous to the L.
Daniel Alain Nazar
spu...@pomona.edu wrote:
> In article <51g5gm$a...@darkstar.ucsc.edu>, kee...@cats.ucsc.edu (Ron "Keeper"
> O'Dell) writes:
> > spu...@pomona.edu wrote:
> >>> - David "Liked that song, if you didn't know" L. Green
> >> Wait a moment...is that 'David "Eponymous" !!L.!! Green'? What, could
> >>it be? Some sort of indication of a real middle name! Hoil!
> > Um, no... that L shouldn't be there. His name has no L, either.
> > No L, no L
> > David's name has no L
> > And that pun is what started
> > This whole thread from Hell.
> I wrote tongue in cheek
> "Is that Dave's middle name?"
> But it seems that Keep hasn't
> Caught on to my game.
> Snow well, snow well
> Keep's the guy I snow well
> 'cause I just don't use smilies
> Or couldn't you tell.
If this doesn't stop
then i'll go insane
this craziness has gone straight to my brain...
oh well, oh well,
it's not like you could tell.
now i think i'll be off to eat at Taco Hell.
dan the nascar man
dan...@jove.acs.unt.edu
http://www.unt.edu/~daniel/nascar/nascar.html
Go #88, hard chargin for the points lead!
Go #2, we race for beer!
Ford: The winningest manufacturer in Winston Cup!
Brian Eirik Coe
In article <51g5gm$a...@darkstar.ucsc.edu>, kee...@cats.ucsc.edu wrote:
->spu...@pomona.edu wrote:
->Um, no... that L shouldn't be there. His name has no L, either.
->
->No L, no L
->David's name has no L
->And that pun is what started
->This whole thread from Hell.
You know, it's nice to see that I can vanish for upwards of six months, and
pick up right where I left off. :-) This group is still as wierd as ever...
I feel right at home...
Brian Eirik Coe -<>NEWENCO Optometrist in Training<>--
A Titanic intellect...in a world full of icebergs.
"Nothing happens unless first a dream." -Carl Sandberg
"Not even God Himself could sink this ship!" -Overheard on Titanic
Who is "they" anyway?
Ron Keeper O'Dell
spu...@pomona.edu wrote:
>> Um, no... that L shouldn't be there. His name has no L, either.
>> No L, no L
>> David's name has no L
>> And that pun is what started
>> This whole thread from Hell.
>I wrote tongue in cheek
>"Is that Dave's middle name?"
>But it seems that Keep hasn't
>Caught on to my game.
>Snow well, snow well
>Keep's the guy I snow well
>'cause I just don't use smilies
>Or couldn't you tell.
I wanted to have
More lyrics to use
I wrote that on purpose
So it seems that you lose
No wail, no wail
Don't give me your sad tale
We both are so subtle
At each other we flail.
Plato
On September 12, Scott "spu...@pomona.edu" Purdy discovered:
>In article <Pine.A32.3.91.960909...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca>,
>Plato <pl...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca> writes:
>
> Wait a moment...is that 'David "Eponymous" !!L.!! Green'? What,
>could it be? Some sort of indication of a real middle name! Hoil!
To find out, I guess you'll just have to devise a series of parody songs
that spark unending threads on a.t.a which are cleverly designed to educe
the whole thing! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
>spu...@pomona.edu | Unrelated question: Can anyone think of a painting
>Sco4tt "Fool" Purdy | with a title that begins with the word 'along'?
Unrelated answer: Lincoln, Nebraska, H2O, and the square root of seven.
- David L. "never tell!" Green
Lari 35960
In article <maynard-0809...@news.houston.omnes.net>,
may...@houston.omnes.net (Jay Maynard) writes:
>simply muddled. Slappy's return to sanity, in particular, is unexplained
>and unbelievable.
Especially the bit where she couldn't remember anything, and then she knew
everything. It wasn't great. It was new, but it wasn't particularly
good, even. But it could be worse.
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Robert Dahlen
Two more. This one, I think only JW will get:
"He created Green Lantern and the Pillsbury Dough Boy,
And brought comics fans immeasurable joy.
"No-dell, No-dell, No-dell, No-dell,
The name of this artist is Martin Nodell!"
And one for the rest of you:
"In one episode, the Warners went to Hades,
They played 'round with Satan, but something was shady
For the Hot Place has a name that we all know so well,
But the Fox censors won't let the Warners say 'Hell'.
"No 'Hell', no 'Hell', no 'Hell', no 'Hell',
The three Warner siblings could not utter 'Hell'."
--Robert
(Oh, Narfcake wants to remind you all that, in all likelihood, it hasn't
snowed in Burbank since the last Ice Age....)
Lari 35960
In article <01bb9f7d$7e8b3000$abc9...@kismet.ix.netcom.com>, "Zorro
Warner" <kis...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>Your connection to-the-net tends to weaken and fail;
>Then you just realize you're with A-O-L;
>A-O-L, A-O-L, A-O-L, A-O-L;
>You stare at your screen until your brains are gel.
My brains are NOT gel!! (they're more like brownie batter)
Lari 35960
In article <51h0e0$8...@krypto.zippo.com>, b...@gis.net (Brian Eirik Coe)
writes:
>You know, it's nice to see that I can vanish for upwards of six months,
and
>pick up right where I left off. :-) This group is still as wierd as
ever...
>
>I feel right at home...
You know, you spell "weird" w-e-i-r-d...
he can't spell, he can't spell...
brian coe can not spell!
but people write him "eric" or "bra-in" as well...
Lari 35960
In article <plato-ya02306004...@news.connect.ab.ca>,
pl...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca (Plato) writes:
>To find out, I guess you'll just have to devise a series of parody songs
>that spark unending threads on a.t.a which are cleverly designed to educe
>the whole thing! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Is this part of an elaborate scheme to take over the world?
> - David L. "never tell!"
Green
Wow, that rhymes!!
Ron Keeper O'Dell
lari...@aol.com (Lari 35960) wrote:
>he can't spell, he can't spell...
>brian coe can not spell!
>but people write him "eric" or "bra-in" as well...
He's in a bra?
Ron O'Dell
In <51nsif$8...@crl8.crl.com> rob...@crl.com (Robert Dahlen) writes:
>(Oh, Narfcake wants to remind you all that, in all likelihood, it hasn't
>snowed in Burbank since the last Ice Age....)
Yes, but that's a movie lot, y'know... Bound to have loads of
fake snow to spray around and make the place look wintry.
UCSC has harfed and I'm on my old newsreader... Hope I haven't
missed much...
--
Ron O'Dell `Keeper' kee...@armory.com kee...@cruzio.com kee...@gorn.evolve.com
http://members.cruzio.com/~keeper/toons.html -- Contemporary WB cartoons info.
http://www.armory.com/~keeper/midi.html -- My own MIDI music and arrangements.
Lari 35960
In article <51tmtd$n...@darkstar.ucsc.edu>, kee...@cats.ucsc.edu (Ron
"Keeper" O'Dell) writes:
>He's in a bra?
I'm not touchin' that one...
Ron Keeper O'Dell
lari...@aol.com (Lari 35960) wrote:
>In article <51tmtd$n...@darkstar.ucsc.edu>, kee...@cats.ucsc.edu (Ron
>"Keeper" O'Dell) writes:
>>He's in a bra?
>I'm not touchin' that one...
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
(running gag alert! running gag alert!)
--
Ron O'Dell "Keeper" kee...@cats.ucsc.edu kee...@armory.com kee...@cruzio.com
http://members.cruzio.com/~keeper/toons.html - Contemporary WB cartoons info
http://www.armory.com/~keeper/midi.html - My own MIDI music and arrangements
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