"Whoa... dumber than advertised!"
-Yakko Warner
> No, honestly, is he gay? I know Brain is hetero, he had an attraction for
> that female mouse with a Brooklyn accent in "The World Can Wait". Notice,
> however, that in the faux-Cyrano De Bergerac scene, Pinky expresses
> absolutely no interest in this female mouse. I remember the Kentucky Derby
> toon in which Brain subs for a jockey, and I remember Pinky falling for
one of
> the horses. Notice that this one particular horse can not be positively
> identified as male or female? Pinky exhibits many feminine traits (The Pink
> Wonder), and is clearly not the dominant partner in his relationship with
> Brain. Does anyone have any input on my theory?
Their relationship reminds me of Smithers and Mr. Burns on "The Simpsons"
with Pinky having an unrequitable and tragic crush on his "superior". Oh
and I'd just like to remind the folks that us gay types aren't all
effeminite and submissive. If you saw me walking down the street, you
would prolly think, "Hey, shouldn't you be cutting down trees with a shiny
axe you big husky hunk of a man you?" Anyway, if Pinky is gay (hmmm, a
symbol of the gay community is the _pink_ triangle) then I hope he creates
a support group. He might call it N.A.R.F. (National Association of
Rodent Fairies). Just opining...
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I'm afraid that you're missing a few facts....
I seem to remember that in "Jockey for Position", Phar Fignewton
is called a philly at least once. Does anyone know whether Phar
Lap was a philly or a colt?
Also, in "The World can Wait", Pinky says "But Brain, I already have a
girlfriend!" when Brain points out to him that it's Pinky that Billie
likes. This also explains Pinky's disinterest in Billie.
So it appears Pinky's not gay, although what with crossdressing,
bestiality, and masochism, his (sex) life is complicated enough already. :)
In article <chbscout-150...@cnc032031.concentric.net> chbs...@cris.com (Paul) writes:
>[...]
>and I'd just like to remind the folks that us gay types aren't all
>effeminite and submissive. If you saw me walking down the street, you
>would prolly think, "Hey, shouldn't you be cutting down trees with a shiny
>axe you big husky hunk of a man you?" [...]
Did anyone else, upon reading this, get the irresistable urge to jump
into a chorus of Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song?" :) :) :)
Oh, Paul's a lumberjack and he's OK,
he sleeps all night and he works all day!
He cuts down trees,
he skips and jumps,
he likes to press wildflowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
and hangs around in BARS?!? (Yucch!)
(Oh, Paul, I always thought you were so... *rugged*! *boo hoo*....)
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I guess we now know what Pinky's "driving pleasure" is.
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> HE'S A CARTOON!!!! This is almost as bad as the rumors that Bert and
> Ernie are gay. Pinky DOES NOT exist outside TV!!! Geez, you people need
> to get out more.
Yes, how silly of us to have a sense of humor here at a.t.a.
Mega-gookies to you!
Now, let us discuss the rumor that Squit is really a nuthatch.
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> Anyway, if Pinky is gay (hmmm, a
>symbol of the gay community is the _pink_ triangle) then I hope he creates
>a support group. He might call it N.A.R.F. (National Association of
>Rodent Fairies). Just opining...
Hah! I like it!
During the time when Peter Hastings and Tom Ruegger were playing the
parts of Pinky and the Brain in a live chat, I sent in a comment that
didn't get shown to the public:
On the question of why is Pinky so funny...
Pinky: "I work with the perfect straight man."
Me: "And you're not straight, are you, Pinky darling?"
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I don't think so... Smithers deffinatly had something weird going on with Mr.
Burns. I don't remember which episode, but Burns was describing a dream that
Smithers had and it involved Smithers in a bed with Burns floating in through
a window over him. Weird... Pinky is not gay.
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> HE'S A CARTOON!!!! This is almost as bad as the rumors that Bert and
> Ernie are gay. Pinky DOES NOT exist outside TV!!! Geez, you people need
> to get out more.
Oh, silly silly silly non-believer. If you opened your mind and not let
stupid little things like the laws of physics stand in your way, you would
probably have nothing but good things in your future.
And then, I could be wrong . . . .
>(|=0) Jennie Elf
A believer
> Pinky is not!!!!!!!!
He has proof.
The Mystic Mongoose, aka Robert W. Armstrong
"Contemplation is the fornication of the mind." -Gary Benson
> He has proof.
>
> The Mystic Mongoose, aka Robert W. Armstrong
> "Contemplation is the fornication of the mind." -Gary Benson
Zounds! Mongoose, where for art thou cometh? We have missed the presense
of the Mystical Mongoose for well nye 2 years now. Welcome back, here
have a fat free yogurt.
Proof that more things change, the more they stay the same,
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Yes.
Does it MATTER if Pinky is gay or not? I mean, aren't we living in a
society where gay people and straight people are supposed to be living in a
euphonious harmony and it really shouldn't matter one way or the other? To
classify Pinky as "gay" makes him fall prey to the basic stereotypes that
all gay people are subject to, which ain't pretty. Even if he IS gay, does
that mean we should respect any less than any other cartoon character?
I think I'll get off my soapbox now... =^)
TND
> No, honestly, is he gay? I know Brain is hetero, he had an attraction for
>that female mouse with a Brooklyn accent in "The World Can Wait".
Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean he's not bisexual!
>Notice,
>however, that in the faux-Cyrano De Bergerac scene, Pinky expresses
>absolutely no interest in this female mouse.
Um...I don't get it. So? I'm heterosexual, and I don't express interest
in every single person who is vaguely male. Unless he's cute, rich, and
single, that is.
>I remember the Kentucky Derby
>toon in which Brain subs for a jockey, and I remember Pinky falling for one of
>the horses. Notice that this one particular horse can not be positively
>identified as male or female?
No, it's definitely a female horse.
Hmm...didn't we just *have* this thread?
Jennette
--
"Away, you trifler! Love! I love thee not,
I care not for thee, Kate: this is no world
To play with mammets and to tilt with lips:
We must have bloody noses and crack'd crowns." -- Shakespeare
Kill it! Kill it! Pleese!
Lara
Get KT out of that pot and put this thread in!
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Whoa! He's back! And with the same .sig!
--Brendan
How's THIS for an identity crisis, kids? The Kentucky Derby is run on by
three-year old, GELDED male horses... Pinky refers to Pharfignewton as his
"girlfriend" later on. Furthermore, he speculates what a tryst with Pippi
Longstocking would bear.
Is he gay? IMHO, no. Does it matter? NO!
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--The Tick
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"I think so, Brain, but wouldn't a gay philly win an Oscar?"
--Brendan
>>the horses. Notice that this one particular horse can not be positively
>>identified as male or female?
>
>No, it's definitely a female horse.
It has to be female! It's a cartoon!!!
>
>Hmm...didn't we just *have* this thread?
I take it that it was a long thread too? :)
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> Unless he's cute, rich, and single, that is.
-<blush> Why, thank you!
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Trite .sig quote goes here:
>> >Notice,
>> >however, that in the faux-Cyrano De Bergerac scene, Pinky expresses
>> >absolutely no interest in this female mouse.
First off, this has got to be the most rediculous thread presently
running. (allthough I could be wrong.) Still, Pinky knew from the onset
that Brain had "claimed" the right to woo Billie. Goofy he may be but he
certainly has the lion's share of respect and loyalty for Brain, he's not
gonna muscle in on his "chick".
besides, I have the feeling Pinky isn't as stupid as he seems, and being
a super genius is it's own form of insanity.
Phnx
As opposed to you, who chases after anything regardless of gender, species,
or a pulse.
>> Unless he's cute, rich, and single, that is.
> -<blush> Why, thank you!
In your case, I made an exception and only went for the "single" part.
(As in "a single brain cell.")
>Trite .sig quote goes here:
Are you getting tired of your old .sig quotes, Jonny?
Jennette
--
"There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest
is cowardice." -- Mark Twain
Of course you're not wrong! "The universe is already insane, anything else
would be redundant!"
Sheesh! Have I been on a.t.a for 2 years???
Welcome back, Mongoose!
Lara
>On 18 Feb 1996, William Dilworth wrote:
>
>> Pinky is not!!!!!!!!
>
>He has proof.
I'm sorry; the correct phrasing is:
he has proof.
- David "E.E." Green
>running. (allthough I could be wrong.) Still, Pinky knew from the onset
>that Brain had "claimed" the right to woo Billie. Goofy he may be but he
>certainly has the lion's share of respect and loyalty for Brain, he's not
>gonna muscle in on his "chick".
> besides, I have the feeling Pinky isn't as stupid as he seems, and being
>a super genius is it's own form of insanity.
Please don't refer to Pinky as "Goofy" - even in jest. It makes me want to
go wash my hands or something....
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-- Amblimation's Steve Hickner
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>HE'S A CARTOON!!!! This is almost as bad as the rumors that Bert and
>Ernie are gay. Pinky DOES NOT exist outside TV!!! Geez, you people need
>to get out more.
No you need to get in more!
Phil "Yada yada yada" Siefker
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You'll probably have to re-establish your reputation - I doubt half the
people hanging out here these days know who you are :^)
Ron
Excuse me, I won't even bother nitpicking the Shakespearian English
this time (Unless someone asketh :) ) but please allow me to say
"AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
-JDM
(sorry, just a pet peave of mine)
>No you need to get in more!
Mwah! Goodnight, everybody!
> > Zounds! Mongoose, where for art thou cometh?
Ich cometh, verily, for mine new provider offers the great and mighty a.t.a
on Usenette. Though, forsooth, I must use PINE, a most knotty method of
access.
> >We have missed the presense of the Mystical Mongoose for well nye
> >2 years now. Welcome back, here have a fat free yogurt.
Bill Nye two years? *huh*?
> Sheesh! Have I been on a.t.a for 2 years???
If so, then it might be time to click on that button that says 'move to
next newsgroup'. -1-)
The Mystic "I been stuck in a water tower" Mongoose, aka Robert W. Armstrong
Please do. It would improve the quality of future S.E. posts. :-)
--Dan