The Animaniacs Fan Purity Test, version 4.0 (part 1)
David Kendall
So begins a new era for the AFPT. Beginning with this version (4.0) and
all versions thereafter, myself (weir...@mbnet.mb.ca) will be the
maintainer of the Fan Test. Since this is my first day on the job, really,
I'd appreciate any comments, questions, and the like about the new version.
There are, obviously, some changes with the changing of the guard. The
numbering system, while more confusing %=) , is my creation to get a better
handle on the subparts to a question. Each question (whether it be a
subpart, a subsubpart, or the original question) is still worth 1 point for
each yes answer. Also, not being totally "up" on the new A! merchandise
(living in a cultural hinterland such as this (and not getting out much
helps)), I would appreciate any comments about way outdated merchandise
included in the test that should be deleted, or new stuff that should be
added. My utter thanks to Brendan Dunn (bd...@alumni.caltech.edu) for
starting the test and passing along his files to help me out. (Since my
newsreader says the document in one piece is too long, this will be divided
into two sections, I-V and VI)
My score: 200.
--David "Weirdguy" Kendall
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ANIMANIACS FAN PURITY TEST (V4.0)
Introduction
Most of us here would probably call ourselves "Animaniacs fans". But how
much
do you _really_ deserve that title? Animaniacs fans can range from the
casual
fan, who might watch if there was nothing else to do, to the geek who knows
the words to every song, to the deranged psychopath who lives to dig
through
Warner Bros. Studio garbage cans. This is the "official" alt.tv.animaniacs
test to determine how much Animaniacs rules your life. This test was
mainly
inspired by the multitude of "purity tests" that are out there. Although
most
"purity tests" tend to be of an explicit nature, this test is good clean
fun
for the entire family.
To score sections 1 through 6, simply count the total of "yes" answers, and
add bonus points where indicated.
Most of the questions were written by Brendan Dunn
(bd...@alumni.caltech.edu), with many others added by myself
(weir...@mbnet.mb.ca) so complain to Brendan. Oh, and just to cover
myself, not everything on this list is a *GOOD IDEA*. Some things might
very well land you in a heap o' trouble were you to attempt them just to
score points on this test. Just remember, there's a difference between
being a true fan of the show, and a dangerous lunatic with an Animaniacs
fixation.
Now on with the test....
Section I: Viewing Habits
I.1. Have you ever watched Animaniacs?
I.1.a. ... did you like it?
I.2. Do you watch it regularly?
I.3. Do you watch the Pinky and the Brain show?
I.4. Have you ever taped Animaniacs for future viewing?
I.5. Did you keep it the tape after watching it?
I.6. Do you have more than 10 episodes on tape?
I.7. Do you own more than 50 hours of taped Animaniacs shows?
I.8. Do you record reruns of Animaniacs shows you've already recorded?
I.9. Do you have EVERY Animaniacs episode on tape?
I.10. Do you have each episode on a separate tape?
I.11. Do you have EVERY Animaniacs episode on laserdisc?
I.12. Do you have each episode on a separate laserdisc?
I.13. Do you have every Pinky and the Brain show on tape?
I.14. Have you ever copied your Animaniacs tapes for a friend?
I.14.a. ...for a teacher?
I.14.b.. ...for a class you were teaching?
I.15. Do you have separate audio tapes of your favorite songs?
I.16. Do you have every song on audio tape?
I.17. Do you have every song on CD?
I.18. Do you have the soundtrack from every show on tape?
I.19. Do you have the soundtrack from every show on CD?
I.20. Did you buy a CD recorder?
I.20.a. ... just to record Animaniacs soundtracks?
I.21. Have you seen every episode broadcast in your area?
I.22. Have you seen EVERY episode?
I.23. Have you ever had a friend who lives somewhere else tape episodes
not
seen in your area for you?
I.24. Have you ever taken a trip in order to see episodes you couldn't see
at home?
I.24.a. ...did you have to travel more than 100 miles?
I.24.b. ...more than 1000 miles?
I.24.c. ...more than 3000 miles?
I.25. Do you keep track of which episodes you have and haven't seen?
I.26. Have you taped every episode?
I.27. Do you keep track of which episodes you have and haven't taped?
I.28. Have you taped every commercial or promotion for Animaniacs, or at
least every one which contained any material not in the shows?
I.29. Have you taped every commercial featuring Animaniacs characters?
(E.g. the McDonald's Happy Meal ones)
I.29.a. ...and if so, can I get copies?
I.30. Did you keep two copies of Show #21 because you had to have a copy
with "The Flame" in its new position?
I.31. Did you redraw the title-card for "Meatballs or Consequences" with
the *real* title ("Death or Consequences") and edit it into your tapes?
I.32. Have you ever stopped a tape of _Smitten With Kittens_ and advanced
it frame-by-frame in order to read the flyer that hits Rita in the face?
I.32.a. ...do you still remember what that flier said?
I.33. Do you have a VCR reserved solely for recording Animaniacs?
I.34. Do you have a laserdisc recorder?
I.34.a. ... solely for recording Animaniacs?
I.35. Have you ever broken your VCR by watching Animaniacs?
I.36. ...so badly that the repair shop called and said they couldn't fix
it?
I.37. Have you ever watched Animaniacs for more than 10 hours straight,
stopping only for potty emergencies?
I.38. Have you ever watched Animaniacs for more than 10 hours straight,
WITHOUT stopping for potty emergencies?
I.39. Do you schedule your day around Animaniacs?
I.40. Have you ever skipped something you were supposed to do in order to
watch Animaniacs?
I.41. Did skipping this something have repercussions that haunted you for
more than a month?
I.41.a. ...was it worth it anyway?
I.42. Was this something your own wedding?
I.42.a. ... was it worth it anyway?
I.43. Have you ever used Animaniacs as an excuse not to do something?
I.44. Have you ever watched more than 5 episodes within a 24 hour period?
I.45. Did you pause the tape for any reason other than needing to take a
break?
I.46. Did you cry at the end of the Pinky and the Brain Christmas special?
I.47. Have you attended an Animania event?
I.47.a. ...did you watch intently the entire time?
I.48. Have you seen "I'm Mad" in a theater?
I.49. Did you sneak in to watch it?
I.50. Did you pay for a ticket even though you weren't interested in
seeing
"Thumbelina"?
I.51. Did you watch "Thumbelina" all the way through just in case there
was a Warner run-through?
I.52. Did you pay for a second ticket to bring a child to avoid
embarrassment?
I.53. Did you take a videocamera with you and tape it?
I.53.a. ...did you make copies for your friends?
I.53.b. ...for your local Fox affiliate?
I.53.b.i. ...did they broadcast it?
I.54. Is Animaniacs the only reason you have a television?
I.54.a. ...or have cable?
I.54.b. ...or have a satellite dish?
I.54.c. ...or a television station?
I.54.d. ...or a life?
I.55. Would you watch the Animaniacs Channel?
I.55.a. ...constantly?
I.56. Do you watch Animaniacs with your friends?
I.56.a. ...with your spouse?
I.56.b. ...with your kids?
I.56.c. ...with people you met while watching Animaniacs?
I.56.d.. ...with Animaniacs you met while watching people?
I.57. Have people in the room think you've lost it because you're
laughing?
I.57.a. ...did they leave?
I.57.b. ...did they call for help?
I.57.c. ...were you taken away?
I.57.d. ...did you meet someone this way?
I.58. Have you been watching Animaniacs since it started on Fox?
I.58.a. ...since the first videotapes were sent to the television
stations?
I.58.b. ...since preproduction began?
I.59. Do you want more episodes?
I.59.a. ...more than 200?
I.59.b. ...more than 2000?
I.59.c. ...would you watch them all?
I.59.d. ...would you pay for them to be made?
I.60. Do you take notes while watching Animaniacs?
I.60.a. ...do you post them?
I.61. Have you ever reviewed Animaniacs?
I.61.a. ...for your own personal experience?
I.61.b. ...for a newspaper or newsletter?
I.61.c. ...for a magazine?
I.61.d. ...for Usenet?
I.62. Do you sing along with all the intro songs?
I.63. With all the in-story songs, too?
I.64. Do you recite the entire soundtrack of each show as you watch?
I.64.a. ...with sound effects?
I.65. Have you ever bestowed a kiss upon the TV screen when your favorite
character is on?
I.66. Do you cheer whenever your favorite country or state is mentioned in
Yakko or Wakko's songs?
I.67. Have you tried to figure out the actual relationship Yakko has to
the
previous king of Anvilania?
I.67.a. ...were you right?
Section II: Animaniacs Knowledge
II.1. Can you sing the entire theme song?
II.1.a. ...backwards?
II.1.b. ...in a language other than English?
II.1.c. ...in a language it's never been aired in?
II.1.d. ...in a language you invented?
II.2. Do you know all three English broadcast versions of the Animanaics
theme song?
II.3. Do you shout "OR" when you get to the "pay-or-play contracts" line?
II.4. Do you know every Variable Verse?
II.5. Do you sing them all in a row even though the show has started?
II.6. Can you sing at least two of the other intro songs?
II.6.a. ...in a language other than English?
II.6.b. ...in a language it's never been aired in?
II.6.c. ...in a language you invented?
II.7. Can you sing ALL of the intro songs?
II.7.a. ...even the Mr. Skullhead intro?
II.8. Did you remember the Mr. Skullhead intro before reading II.7.a?
II.9. Do you call Buttons along with Mindy, and laugh when he falls into
the canyon?
II.10. Do you know both versions of the Pinky and the Brain theme?
II.11. Do you know all the words to the Pinky and the Brain show theme?
II.11.a. ...including Pinky's "hidden messages"?
II.12. Can you sing a song from an episode?
II.13. Can you sing _Wakko's America_ without reading the lyrics?
II.14. Can you sing _Yakko's World_ without reading the lyrics?
II.14.a. ...while pointing to the nations in time with Yakko on your own
map?
II.15. Can you sing David Green's _Yakko's New World_ without reading the
lyrics?
II.16. Can you sing _All the Words in the English Language_ without
reading the lyrics?
II.17. Do you really know all the words in the English language?
II.17.a. ...besides those from the letters A, F, L, and Z?
II.18. Can you sing one of Wakkorotti's tunes without reading the lyrics?
II.18.a. ...do you think that's a Good Idea(TM)?
II.18.b. ...do they sound just like Wakkorotti?
II.19. Do you sing them in the shower?
II.19.a. ...in public?
II.19.b. ...in the public showers?
II.19.c. ...to your friends?
II.19.d. ...in your friends' showers?
II.19.d.i. ...are they glad?
II.19.d.ii. ...do they hang around you *only* to hear your next solo?
II.20. Do you create your own Wakkorotti songs?
II.21. Can you sing ALL the songs from ALL the episodes?
II.22. Can you name any non-Warner characters?
II.23. Can you name all the regular characters?
II.24. Can you name all the characters that have been in more than one
episode?
II.25. Can you name all the characters that have ever appeared?
II.26. Is there an episode that you know the number of?
II.27. Do you know all the episode numbers, and which shorts are contained
in them?
II.28. ...and which filler/wraparound is contained in them?
II.29. Do you refer to episodes/shorts by title, rather than description?
II.30. Do you know which episodes were originally aired out of numerical
order?
II.31. Do you know the first airdates of every episode?
II.32. Do you know ALL the airdates of every episode?
II.33. Can you name at least one voice actor from Animaniacs?
II.34. Can you name the voice actors for every regular character?
II.35. Can you name the voice actors for EVERY character?
II.36. Can you name someone other than a voice actor whose name appears in
the credits?
II.37. Can you name EVERY name that appears in the credits?
II.38. Can you list all the staff writers?
II.39. Can you list the individual style of each writer?
II.40. Can you list all the shows each writer has worked on?
II.41. Do you know everything each writer has done in his or her life?
II.42. Do you know where and when each writer was born?
II.43. Do you keep private files on each writer?
II.44. Have you ever written an essay on "The Genius of [Writer]"?
II.45. Can you name an animation studio that does animation for
Animaniacs?
II.46. Can you name ALL the animation studios that do animation for
Animaniacs?
II.47. Can you recognize the animation studio that did any given short
just
by watching?
II.47.a. ...in less than 10 seconds?
II.47.b. ...during a network commercial?
II.47.c. ...while scrambled?
II.48. Have you memorized a short?
II.49. Have you memorized ALL the shorts?
II.50. Can you perform them with a good impersonation of the voices?
II.51. Do you get all the references?
II.51.a. ...without reading the CRG?
II.52. Do you get "references" that aren't there?
II.52.a. ...do you attempt to explain these to others?
II.52.b. ...do they agree with you?
II.53. Have you ever noticed a continuity error?
II.53.a. ...did it annoy you?
II.53.b. ...did you lose sleep over it?
II.53.c. ...did you make up a really implausible justification of why it
isn't
really a continuity error and fool yourself into believing it so that
you could get on with your life and not have to be institutionalized?
II.53.c.i. ...did you get institutionalized anyway?
II.54. Do you keep lists of continuity errors?
II.54.a. ...and mail them to Warner Bros. demanding corrections?
II.55. Do you notice whenever a character is off-model?
II.55.a. ...do you make up justifications for it (cf. II.53.c)?
II.56. Cannu redde WunnaPekke?
II.57. Cannu pekke hinna WunnaPekke?
II.57.a. ...wille harro-nedde hodde peppu?
II.58. Diddu hinne-venna WunnaPekke?
II.59. Do you know Dot Warner's other name?
II.60. Do you know Dr. Scratchansniff's middle name?
II.61. Can you identify any show just from the voice-credits?
II.62. Can you identify every show just from the voice-credits?
II.63. Can you identify every show just from Kathryn Page's credit?
II.64. Can you identify every show just from the fillers/wraparounds?
II.65. Have you ever felt a sudden urge to scream out "We're having soup
today!!!"?
II.65.a. ...while in public?
II.65.b. ...while eating in a cafeteria?
II.65.c. ...while eating in a sizzler?
II.65.d. ...while being institutionalized?
II.65.d.i. ...was this the institution from II.53.c.i?
II.65.e. ...did you?
II.66. Do you know the 5 words Pinky always says?
II.67. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
II.68. Do you know Brain's answer to "What TV star is famous for saying:
'Bang! Zoom! Right in the kisser!'?"
II.69. Do you know what two things were... um... my fault for asking?
II.70. Do you secretly wish Buttons would just let Mindy wander off to be
run over by an oncoming garbage truck?
II.71. Did you take part in a SQUIT contest?
II.72. Did you take part in EVERY SQUIT contest?
II.73. Did you win a SQUIT award at the end?
II.74. Did you run the SQUIT?
II.75. Have you ever won any Animaniacs trivia contests (other than the
SQUIT)?
II.76. Have you ever scored in the top 5 of the Animaniacs Expert Level
Trivia Quiz?
II.77. Can you name Wakko's invention?
II.78. Can you name every component in Wakko's invention?
II.78.a. ...in order?
II.79. Can you place the source of any animation clip used in the
videotapes
or commercials?
II.80. Do you know who Tinker is?
II.80.a. ...is he included in your A!Code in your .sigfile?
II.80.a.i. ...was he included before you saw this question?
II.80.b. ...did you go and find out who he is just because of this
question?
Section III: Creative Activities
III.1. Have you ever written a parody of any Animaniacs song?
III.1.a. ...besides the theme song?
III.1.b. ...or any of the intro songs?
III.2. Have you ever written a parody of a non-Animaniacs song to make it
about Animaniacs?
III.3. Have you ever sung an Animaniacs song in public?
III.4. Have you ever sung one of your parodies in public?
III.5. Have you ever sung an Animaniacs song to try and impress someone?
III.5.a. ...well, were they impressed?
III.6. Have you ever invented an Animaniacs "quote"?
III.6.a. ...obnoxious ones?
III.6.b. ...and gotten the actual voice actors to record them for you?
III.7. Have you ever written a fan script?
III.7.a. ...was it more than 10K?
III.7.b. ...more than 30K?
III.7.c. ...more than 100K?
III.7.d. ...did you send it to Warner Brothers?
III.7.d.i. ...did they make it?
III.7.e. ...did you make an audio recording of it?
III.7.e.i. ...did you send that to Warner Brothers?
III.7.f. ...did you animate it?
III.7.f.i. ... did you send THAT to Warner Brothers?
III.7.f.i.A. ...was Warner Brothers impressed?
III.7.g. ...was it well received?
III.7.g.i. 0 bonus points if it was well-received on
alt.tv.tiny-toon.fandom.
III.7.g.ii. 1 bonus points if it was well-received on alt.tv.animaniacs.
III.7.g.iii. 2 bonus points if it was well-received on
alt.animation.warner-bros.
III.7.g.iv. 3 bonus points if it was well-received on rec.arts.animation.
III.7.g.v. 5 bonus points if it was well-recieved on alt.tv.taz-mania.
III.7.g.vi. 10 bonus points if it was well-recieved on alt.config.
III.8. Have you ever written a fan script that only you would ever "get"?
III.9. Have you ever quoted a fan script?
III.9.a. ...was it yours?
III.10. If not, did you quote it to the original author?
III.11. Have you ever had your fan script quoted?
III.12. Have you ever appeared in someone else's fan fiction?
III.12.a. ...without asking for it?
III.13. Have you ever written a fan-fic where you are an Animaniacs
character?
III.13.a. ...where you are a Warner brother?
III.13.b. ...where you are a Warner sister?
III.13.c. ...where you are a made-up Warner sibling?
III.14. Have you ever drawn Animaniacs-related fan art?
III.14.a. ...was it better than Freelance?
III.14.b. ...better than Akom?
III.14.c. ...better than Wang?
III.14.d. ...better than Startoons?
III.14.e. ...better than TMS?
III.15. Is it obvious to you why I named those animation companies in the
order I did?
III.16. Do you do Animaniacs voice impressions?
III.16.a. ...that actually sound like the characters intended?
III.16.b. ...on your answering machine's outgoing message?
III.16.c. ...when leaving a message in someone's voice mail?
III.16.d. ...while speaking with an operator?
III.16.e. ...during a job interview?
III.16.e.i. ...and get hired anyway?
III.16.e.ii. ...and get hired BECAUSE of it?
III.16.f. ...well enough to take them out in public?
III.16.g. ...in front of any of the voice actors?
III.16.h. ...in front of the voice actor who performs that character?
III.16.i. ...do you stay in character while doing it?
III.17. Have you ever submitted something Animaniacs-related for a grade?
III.17.a. ...did you get higher than a B?
III.17.b. ...even though the grader had never heard of Animaniacs?
III.18. Have you ever attempted to psychoanalyze any of the characters?
III.18.a. ...did you submit the results to Warner Bros.?
III.19. Have you ever written a program to give this test via a computer?
III.20. Have you ever made a plan to take over the world?
III.20.a. ...did it work?
III.21. Do you have any Animaniacs tattoos?
III.21.a. ...that aren't the temporary kind that come with the CD?
III.22. Have you ever modified Animaniacs merchandise to make it cooler
(like
tie-dying your Warner Sibs Shield T-shirt (We'll sell that man some
cookies or die trying!))?
III.23. Have you ever made your own Animaniacs clothing or had someone
else
make it for you?
III.24. Have you come up with good reasons for Animaniacs characters to be
holy or religious figures?
III.25. Do you hold any *serious* theological beliefs on the basis of or
directly supported by clips from Animaniacs?
III.26. Have you ever requested a piece of Animaniacs artwork from some
sort
of artist?
III.26.a. ...from a Warner Brothers animator?
III.27. Have you named any of your children after an Animaniacs character?
III.27.a. ...did your spouse understand?
III.28.b. ...did your friends know this was bound to happen?
III.29. Have you legally changed your own name to be the same as an
Animaniacs character?
III.29.a. ...did your spouse understand?
III.29.a.i. ...and change his/her name too?
III.30. Do you have an Animaniacs shrine?
III.30.a. ...do your friends come to gawk?
III.31.a.i. ...did they try to copy your idea?
III.31.a.ii. ...did they start a petition to make the Statue of Liberty
into an Animaniacs character?
III.31.a.ii.A. ...did they succeed?
III.30.b. ...did Warner Brothers employees come to gawk?
III.31.c. ...did Warner Brothers executives come to gawk?
III.31.d. ...did Speilberg come to gawk?
III.32. Have you ever had an Animaniacs related dream?
III.32.a. ...that came true?
III.32.b. ...that you confused for real life?
III.32.c. ...that you wrote down and posted?
III.32.d. ...that you tried to analyze?
III.32.e. ...that involved Slappy trying to blow you up?
III.32.f. ...that was really just a normal dream but contained a Warner
run-through?
III.32.g. ...that included someone watching Animaniacs?
III.32.h. ...that included the Warners watching Animaniacs?
III.33. Have you ever invented an Animaniacs character?
III.34. Have you ever re-enacted any Animaniacs short for your friends?
III.34.a. ...did you create props and puppets of the characters to help
with
the re-enactment?
III.34.a.i. ...did you find that your use of puppets could never compare
to Dr.
Scratchansniff's brilliant exegesis through Mr. Puppet-Head?
III.35. Have you ever played the Animaniacs drinking game?
III.35.a. ...by yourself?
III.35.b. ...with non Animaniacs fans?
III.35.b.i. ...did you pay them to do it?
III.36. Have you ever gotten drunk playing the Animaniacs drinking game?
III.36.a. ...do you have blackouts from this?
III.36.b. ...do you have flashbacks from this?
III.36.c. ...have you been arrested for it?
III.36.d. ...have you done something you regret as a result?
III.36.d.i. ...have you proposed?
III.36.d.i.A. ...to a complete stranger?
III.36.d.i.A.1. ...who had no idea what Animaniacs was?
III.36.d.i.B. ...did he/she accept your proposal?
III.36.d.i.B.1. ...will it be an Animaniacs themed wedding?
III.36.d.i.B.2. ...will you send invitations to Yakko, Wakko and Dot?
III.36.d.i.B.2.I. ...to Warner Brothers staff?
III.37. Have you ever dressed up as David Letterman, find an empty stage
or
auditorium, write an entire "Late Show" script, get a friend to play
Paul Schaffer, and have Yakko on as a guest so you could show your friends
"Yakko's World" as the guest's 'movie clip'?
III.37.a. ...did any of your friends show up?
III.37.a.i. ...did you have any friends left by the time it was all over?
III.38. Did you watch "Yakko's World" in slow motion with an atlas and
make a
detailed analysis of which countries were actually in the song?
III.39. Did you go buy the most recent Almanac you could find and make a
list
of all the missing countries?
III.40. Did you rewrite the entire song to include EVERY country and take
out
the non-countries?
III.41. Did you send the new song to WB for them to re-animate?
III.41.a. ...did they?
III.42. Did you animate the new version yourself?
III.43. Did you ever write a fantasy script about you and the Animaniacal
object of your infatuation?
III.44. Did WB produce the story?
III.45. Did they use a caricature of you in the story?
III.46. Did you provide the voice?
III.47. Have you ever deliberately applied for a job at a FOX or WB
affiliate just so you can get more Animaniacs stuff?
III.47.a. ...so that you could edit your favourite scenes together onto
one broadcast-quality tape?
III.47.a.i. ...did you buy broadcast-quality equipment so you can watch
the tape?
III.48. Have you ever quoted an "I think so Brain..." response in
conversation?
III.48.a. ...to yourself?
III.49. Have you ever written your own "I think so Brain..." response?
III.49.a. ...did you send it to Warner Brothers?
III.49.a.i. ...did they put it in one of their shows?
III.50. Did you ever design a layout of your initials so that they'd fit
in
the Warner Bros.'s shield?
III.51. Do you spend time practicing your character voice/s or accent/s?
III.51.a. ...did you get it right?
III.51.a.i. ...flawlessly right?
III.51.a.ii. ...did you get it so right that even Speilberg can't tell the
difference?
III.51.a.ii.A. ...even in a blind taste test?
III.52. Have you worked out a recipe for Walnut Fig Dough Surprise?
III.52.a. ...have you actually made some?
III.52.b. ...did you eat it?
III.52.c. ...would you ever do that again?
III.52.d. ...did you market the stuff?
III.53. Do you draw Animaniacs characters?
III.53.a. ...in the margins of your notebooks while you take notes?
III.53.b. ...in your notebook instead of taking notes?
III.54. Do you show your drawings to your friends?
III.54.a. ...your teachers?
III.55. Have you ever tried to choreograph "Schnitzelbank" for use as a
group
activity?
III.56. Have you ever made your own Animaniacs dolls because you don't
have a
WBSS where you live?
III.56.a. ...then go to a store a few weeks later and discover that they
sell
Animaniacs dolls there?
III.57. Did you make Animaniacs dolls for yourself because the WBSS ones
were
so cheap and ugly that you knew you could do a better job?
III.58. Have you created ay A! crafts other than artwork?
III.59. Have you made a compilation video of your favorite shorts?
III.59.a. ...did you include any filler/wraparound?
III.59.b. ...did you include a Minerva cartoon strictly for the Drool
Factor?
III.60. Did you ever make a promotional spot just for fun?
III.60.a. ...did your local station air your spot?
III.61. Have you ever attended a panel on which Rob, Jess, or Tress was
speaking?
III.62. Have you ever _been_ on a panel with Rob, Jess, or Tress?
III.63. Have you ever been on a panel with Yakko, Wakko, or Dot?
III.64. Have you ever been mistaken for an "animation professional" due to
the extent of your fan activities?
III.65. Have you ever been interviewed for an item in the news media about
Animaniacs?
III.65.a. ...was your quote used in the published piece?
III.65.b. ...was it picked up by other media outlets?
III.65.c. ...was your quote about having a crush on a character?
III.65.d. ...did you quote the show in the interview?
III.65.d.i. ...in the character's voice?
III.66. Have you ever written dialog for Rob, Jess, or Tress to perform?
III.67. Have you ever responded to the posting of a fan-document with a
posting full of material that _should_ have been in the fan-document,
but wasn't?
III.67.a. ...was your post nearly as large as the original?
III.67.a.i. ...larger?
III.68. Have you ever made (or do you posess) an Anvilanian flag?
III.69. Have you ever created a "lost" Warner sibling?
III.70. Have you ever added the names "Warner, Yakko; Squirrel, Skippy;
and
Scrachansniff, Otto" to the index of your high school yearbook?
III.71. Have you ever given copies of your fan works to anyone involved in
the
production of Animaniacs?
III.72. Have you written your own comprehensive guide to Animaniacs that
was colour-coded and complete with a table of contents, pictures of the
characters, episode summaries and reviews?
III.72.a. ...did it exceed 300 pages?
Section IV: Computer Habits
IV.1. Do you read alt.tv.animaniacs?
IV.1.a. ...more than once a week?
IV.1.b. ...more than once a day?
IV.1.c. ...have you read every article?
IV.1.c.i. ...did you print them out?
IV.1.c.i.A. ...is it part of your job?
IV.1.c.i.A.1. ...they really pay you to do that?
IV.1.c.i.A.1.I. ...can I have your job?
IV.2. Do you post to alt.tv.animaniacs?
IV.2.a. ...more than once a week?
IV.2.b. ...more than once a day?
IV.3. Is your name immediately recognizable by all a.t.a readers?
IV.4. Do you post informational documents to a.t.a? (NARF, CRG, etc.)
IV.5. Have you ever posted an Animaniacs-related post to a group OTHER
than
a.t.a?
IV.5.a. ...was it a group that otherwise would have NOTHING to do with
Animaniacs? (rec.arts.animation, alt.animation.warner-bros, etc.
don't count)
IV.6. Did you go to Animania IV?
IV.6.a. ...did you help organize it?
IV.6.b. ...was it your idea?
IV.6.c. ...were you a regional coordinator?
IV.6.d. ...did you plan your summer around it?
IV.6.e. ...did you sell your body to science so you could afford to go on
the trip?
IV.6.f. ...did you creat clothing to commemorate the trip?
IV.7. Have you gone on ANY Animania trip?
IV.8. Have you ever travelled anywhere when your primary reason for doing
so was to see one or more ata'er(s) or IRC'er(s)?
IV.8.a. ...did you travel more than 100 miles?
IV.8.b. ...more than 1000 miles?
IV.8.c. ...more than 3000 miles?
IV.9. Have you ever posted an Animaniacs screen grab?
IV.9a. ...were you the one who digitized it?
IV.9b. ...did you alter it in any way?
IV.10. Have you ever posted an Animaniacs sound sample?
IV.10.a. ...were you the one who digitized it?
IV.10.b. ...did you alter it in any way?
IV.11. Have you ever posted a fan script?
IV.12. Have you ever posted on a.t.a to correct another's spelling, or
quoting of a line?
IV.13. Are you an Answermaniac?
IV.14. Have you ever accused anyone on a.t.a of being a giant chicken?
IV.14.a. ...did they actually turn out to be one?
IV.15. Have you ever accused EVERYONE on a.t.a. of being giant chickens?
IV.16. Have you ever posted confidential Warner Bros. information to
a.t.a?
IV.17. Have you ever been told to cancel an article of the type mentioned
in
the previous question?
IV.17.a. ...did you do it?
IV.17.b. ...did you apologize and repost the canceled articles later?
IV.18. Have you ever posted something Animaniacs-related that was longer
than 300 lines?
IV.18.a. ...and that wasn't something uuencoded?
IV.19. Do you keep an Animaniacs .sig file?
IV.19.a. ...and no other?
IV.20. Have you ever posted to tell everyone how much you love the show?
IV.20.a. ...to tell everyone the show has been renewed?
IV.20.b. ...to tell everyone you're going on vacation?
IV.20.c. ...to tell everyone you're going out for dinner tonight?
IV.20.d. ...to tell everyone you're going to Taco Bell?
IV.20.e. ...to tell everyone you're going to the bathroom?
IV.21. Have you ever seen mass unrest in alt.tv.animaniacs?
IV.21.a. ...was it because you posted something?
IV.21.b. ...was it because you forgot to post something?
IV.21.c. ...was it because you went on vacation?
IV.21.d. ...was it because you asked about "pay for play"?
IV.21.e. ...was it because you went to the bathroom?
IV.22. Have you set up an FTP site, mail server, or BBS just for
Animaniacs?
IV.22.a. ...and this caused you to be unable to receive phone calls?
IV.22.b. ...and you spent over $100 to make it a better site?
IV.22.c. ...and you spent over $500 to make it a better site?
IV.22.d. ...and you spent over $1000 to make it a better site?
IV.22.e. ...did you buy a new computer for the express reason of running
this
site?
IV.22.f. ...did you ever shut it down in a panic?
IV.22.f.i. ...because of something you did?
IV.23. Do you have an Animaniacs based character on a MUD/MUCK/MUSH?
IV.23.a. ...do you stay in character?
IV.24. Is your account named after an Animaniacs character?
IV.24.a. ...on the local BBS?
IV.24.b. ...have you been confused for the real thing?
IV.24.c. ...was it given to you without your asking?
IV.25. Do you have over 1 MB of Animaniacs' sound samples on your
computer?
IV.25.a. ...more than 10 MB?
IV.25.b. ...more than 100 MB?
IV.25.c. ...more than 1GB?
IV.26. Do you have more than 1 MB of Animaniacs pictures?
IV.26.a. ...more than 10 MB?
IV.26.b. ...more than 100 MB?
IV.26.c. ...more than 1 GB?
IV.27. Do you have more than 1 MB of Animaniacs fan fiction?
IV.27.a. ...more than 10 MB?
IV.27.b. ...more than 100 MB?
IV.27.c. ...more than 1 GB?
IV.28. Do you attach Animaniacs' sounds to System Events on your home
computer?
IV.28.a. ...your computer at work?
IV.28.b. ...to someone else's computer at work?
IV.28.c. ...to random Microsoft company machines?
IV.28.d. ...to Bill Gates' machine?
IV.29. Do you have a computer reserved solely for Animaniacs' sound
samples?
IV.30. Have you named a machine for an Animaniacs character?
IV.31. Do you have the ASCII art of the Animaniacs logo?
IV.32. Do you have a copy of the "Animaniacs Future Episode List"?
IV.33. Do you subscribe to the Animaniacs Mail Server?
IV.33.a. ...all the time?
IV.34. Have you ever been removed from a computer lab for making
Animaniacs
MooV's on the school's biggest computer?
IV.34.a. ...did you sneak back in and finish it later?
IV.34.b. ...did it turn out okay?
IV.34.c. ...did you upload it to a FTP site?
IV.35. Have you digitized either album?
IV.35.a. ...both albums?
IV.36. Do you have the Animaniacs Mega Lyric File?
IV.36.a. ...have you memorized it?
!V.36.a.i. ...backwards?
IV.36.b. ...in Swahili, Navajo, Klingon, or some junk?
IV.37. Have you downloaded and printed out the current AFEL, the
Animaniacs Fan Purity Test (AFPT), the Animaniacs Episode Summary (the
AES), the complete "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering" list
(AYPWIP), and the AMLF and put the printouts in a neat binder with dividers
so you can find them easily?
IV.38. Do you have A! icons on your computer?
IV.39. Do you have an A! startup screen or wallpaper?
IV.40. Do you have an A! screen saver?
IV.40.a. ...that you designed yourself?
IV.41. Have you ever altered a program to make it Animaniacs related?
IV.42. Have you ever written an Animaniacs related program?
IV.43. Have you posted any photos, cels, comics, or other printed
material?
IV.43.a. ...did you digitize it?
IV.43.b. ...did you alter it in any way?
IV.44. Did you buy your sound card just for playing Animaniacs sounds?
IV.45. Did you buy your scanner just for scanning Animaniacs materials?
IV.46. Did you buy your video capture board just for capturing Animaniacs
video?
IV.47. Did you buy your computer just to digitize Animaniacs sounds and
images and read a.t.a?
IV.48. Have you received a Tower Award?
IV.48.a. ...an extra-large Tower?
IV.49. Do you use IRC?
IV.49.a. ...do you join an Animaniacs-related channel (#watertower,
#animaniacs, etc.)?
IV.49.a.i. ...are you recognizable by most people there?
IV.49.a.ii. ...are you recognizable by everyone there?
IV.49.a.iii. ...do you get auto-opped by the bots?
IV.49.a.iv. ...do you run one of the permanent bots on one of the IRC
channels?
IV.49.a.v. ...did you create an Animaniacs-related IRC channel?
IV.49.a.vi. ...does your IRC character have a better life than you do?
IV.50. Have you ever been to #towerchapel?
IV.50.a. ...for your own wedding?
IV.51. Have you ever participated in a Warners run-through in IRC?
IV.51.a. ...have you ever been kicked off of a channel because of a run
through?
IV.52. Have you ever spent more than 30 straight hours on an
Animaniacs-related channel?
IV.52.a. ...and been awake the whole time?
IV.53. Are you now, or have you ever been, a Giant Chicken?
IV.54. Do you know "spotspeaq"?
IV.54.a ...can you understand it?
IV.55. Do you use "#watertower-isms" in everyday conversation (ie naf, re,
harf, etc.)
IV.55. Have you ever been eaten, toasted, or generally attacked by The
Dragon?
IV.55.a. ...did you survive?
IV.56. Have you been mentioned in the CED?
IV.57. Have you ever posted an article from the media reviewing or
discussing Animaniacs?
IV.58. Have you ever EMailed Yakko, Wakko or Dot Warner?
IV.58.a. ...even though you knew it was someone else?
IV.58.a.i. ...Did you care?
IV.58.b. ...did they respond?
IV.58.b.i. ...did they respond in character?
IV.58.b.ii. ...was it really them?
IV.59. Have you ever recieved email from an Animaniacs voice artist?
IV.59.a. ...was it unsolicited?
IV.60. Have you ever spent more than 4 hours setting up a graphics viewer
just to see an Animanaic picture/screen grab?
IV.60.a. ...more than 8 hours?
IV.60.b. ...more than a day?
IV.60.c. ...did you ask for help from someone over 100 miles away to set
it
up?
IV.60.d. ...did you give help to someone over 100 miles away setting it
up?
IV.60.e. ...did it work?
IV.60.f. ...was the picture really worth it?
IV.61. Do you have an Animaniacs related page on the World Wide Web?
IV.61.a. ...does it get more than 1000 visits a day?
IV.62. Have you visited all the Animaniacs-related sites out on the WWW?
IV.62.a. ...did you download _everything_ from them?
IV.62.a.i. ...did you print them up?
IV.62.a.ii. ...did you put them in a binder and carefully index them?
IV.62.a.iii. ...did you distribute the files amongst your friends?
IV.62.a.iii.A. ...around your school/office?
Section V: Shopping Habits
V.1. Have you ever been to a Warner Bros. Studio Store?
V.1.a. ...that's more than 150 miles from your house?
V.1.b. ...that's more than 1500 miles from your house?
V.2. Did you crack Animaniacs jokes while in the store?
V.2.a. ...did they laugh?
V.2.b. ...did they cry?
V.2.c. ...did they throw farm-fresh produce?
V.3. Have you ever bought an Animaniacs related piece of merchandise?
V.3.a. ...before the store stocked it?
V.3.b. ...out of the box they shipped it in?
V.3.c. ...and quoted Animaniacs while doing it?
V.3.d. ...and impersonated Animaniacs while doing it?
V.4. Have you ever spent more than $500 in a WBSS?
V.4.a. ...on something other than a cel?
V.5. Have you ever been asked to leave a WBSS?
V.5.a. ...did they have to call security on you?
V.5.a.i. ...did you use the words "fascist", "Nazi", or "hired goons"
referring to the security officers?
V.5.a.ii. ...did they use the words "that psychopath" referring to you?
V.5.b. ...did you threaten to sue?
V.5.c. ...did you threaten to put a bomb under their chair?
V.6. When you walk into a WBSS, do people run from the Stephen-Speilberg
autograph-signing booth to get your autograph?
V.7. Have you ever gone into a Warner Studio Store with the express
purpose of stealing an Animaniacs tag (the one with the little bios
of YW&D on it) off a child-size shirt?
V.8. Can your friends go into a WBSS and look at merchandise, discuss what
to get you, be overheard by the sales staff, and be informed that "Oh, he
already has that," (when you're not there)?
V.9. Have you ever imported Animaniacs merchandise from the US?
V.9.a. ...that cost as much in shipping as the actual product?
V.9.b. ...that you later discovered was available in your own country?
V.9.b.i. ...but you didn't care 'cos you got a package from the US?
V.9.c. ...that wouldn't actually work in your own country?
V.9.c.i. ...did you have to spend money to make it work?
V.9.c.i.A. ...more than $100?
V.9.c.i.B. ...more than $200?
V.9.c.i.C. ...more than $500?
V.10. Are you on the waiting list for the Warner Catalogue?
V.10.a. ...in more than one shop?
V.11. Are you on the VIP list for the Warner Shops?
V.12. Do you get recognized when you enter the Warner shops?
V.13. Do you get asked "do you have any new info on Animaniacs" by the
people at the WB stores?
V.13.a. ...when you say 'yes', does the sales staff listen intently?
V.13.a.i. ...does a small crowd gather to listen to the new info?
V.13.a.ii. ...is an announcement made on the PA?
V.13.a.ii.A. ...by you?
V.14. When you enter a WBSS do the employees immediately recognize you and
lead you to the new Animanaics merchandise?
V.15. Have you ever talked about Animaniacs with a WBSS employee?
V.15.a. ...for more than 5 minutes?
V.15.b. ...for more than 30 minutes?
V.16. Did they get so tired of hearing you that they told you confidential
information just to make you go away?
V.17. Did you already know it?
V.17.a. ...did you tell them that?
V.18. Did you swap that information with a different WBSS employee for
other confidential information?
V.18.a. ...did you already know that, too?
V.19. Do you know more about Animaniacs than any WBSS employee?
V.19.a. ...do you realize that Will Bell is a WBSS employee?
V.20. Do you know more about Animaniacs than any WB employee?
V.20.a. ...even Speilberg? (if yes, let's talk. a lot.)
V.21. Do you work for a company that sells Animaniacs merchandise?
V.21.a. ...that isn't a WBSS?
V.21.b. ...can you send me a catalogue?
V.22. Do you own an Animaniacs Soundtrack?
V.23. Do you own both Animaniacs Soundtracks?
V.24. Did you buy both the cassette and CD?
V.24.a. ...have you ever forced a captive audience of non-fans to listen
to
it?
V.25. Was the only reason you bought the "Animaniacs Variety Pack" because
you wanted to hear what Brie said in "Cheese Roll Call"?
V.25.a. ...was it worth it?
V.26. Have you purchased an Animaniacs videotape?
V.26.a. ...2 of them?
V.26.b. ...3 of them?
V.26.c. ...4 of them?
V.26.d. ...All of them?
V.27. Did you stand in line to buy them?
V.27.a. ...before the store opened?
V.27.b. ...overnight?
V.28. Did you yell obscenities when you were told they were out of "YOU
WILL BUY THIS TAPE"?
V.28.a. ...were you arrested?
V.29. Did you call the video store as soon as you heard that WB was
planning to release them?
V.30. Did you tell the video store manager about it *before* they received
the official flyer from WB?
V.31. Did you try to pre-order or reserve the tapes?
V.31.a. ...even though pre-booking wasn't available?
V.32. Did you ask them every week if the pre-booking numbers had come in?
V.33. Did they reserve them for you anyway?
V.34. Did they ask you to stop coming in and asking whether pre-booking
would be available?
V.35. Have you ever been called by anyone at a WBSS?
V.36. Have you ever gone to Wal-Mart just to look at Animaniacs fabric?
V.36.a. ...did you buy some?
V.36.a.i. ...did you make an article of clothing out of it?
V.36.a.i.A. ...did it turn out badly?
V.36.a.i.A.I. ...did you wear it anyway?
V.37. Have you ever gone to Wal-Mart just to score points on this test?
V.38. Did you get all the McDonald's Happy Meal Animaniacs figures?
V.39. Did you not realize you could get the toys separately and order
Happy
Meals for every one?
V.40. Did you realize you could get the toys separately but order Happy
Meals anyway just to get the Animaniacs boxes?
V.41. Did you cut out the Animaniacs logo from the wrappers and save them
all?
V.42. Did you ask for the Animaniacs display after McDonald's was done
with
it?
V.43. If they said no, did you go through their trash to see if you could
find it anyway?
V.44. Did you get a job at McDonald's just so you snitch the display?
V.45. Do you have a flowered barrette or hairbow?
V.45.a. ...even though you're a 6' 4", 310 pound factory worker from
Hoboken, NJ?
V.45.b. ...a little hat with a long-stemmed flower?
V.45.c. ...a blue jersey?
V.45.d. ...a pair of brown slacks?
V.45.d.i. ...are they too long for you?
V.45.e. ...a black leather belt with a gold buckle?
V.45.f. ...a red baseball cap?
V.45.f.i. ...did you cut ear holes in it?
V.45.f.i.A. ...did you stick ears in the holes?
V.45.f.i.B. ...did you have your ears surgically moved to there?
V.46. Did it take you more than a month to find exactly the right one?
V.47. Did you search more than 5 malls/stores?
V.48. Did you tell anyone why?
V.49. Do you actually wear any of the above?
V.49.a. ...to school?
V.49.b. ...to work?
V.49.c. ...to bed?
V.49.d. ...all the time?
V.50. Have you ever dressed Wakko style (ie red cap, blue shirt, no
pants)?
V.50.a. ...while in public?
V.50.b. ...were you arrested?
V.51. Have you played the Animaniacs video game?
V.51.a. ...for Super Nintendo and Game Boy?
V.51.b. ....did you beat it?
V.51.c. ...did you collect all the script pieces?
V.52. Did you buy the Animaniacs comic #1?
V.52.a. ...more than one copy?
V.53. Did you note all the differences between "Taming of the Screwy" as
in
the show and the story in the comic and write to DC Comics demanding
a corrected comic?
V.53.a. ...did they issue a #1A with all the corrections?
V.54. Do you have the *other* Animaniacs comic #1?
V.55. Do you have any other Animaniacs comics?
V.56. Do you have *all* the Animaniacs comics?
V.57. Do you have an Animanaics bookmark from Waldenbooks?
V.58. Do you have *all* the Animaniacs bookmarks from Waldenbooks?
V.59. Do you have the A! fake credit cards from Waldenbooks?
V.60.a. Do you have the Animaniacs colouring book?
V.60.b. ..."Paint and See" watercolor book?
V.60.c. ..."Hounded!" kids' storybook?
V.60.d. ...magic slate?
V.60.e. ...jigsaw puzzle?
V.60.f. ...fork for eating pickled bass?
V.61. Did you actually buy boxes of Life cereal to get the stopwatch?
V.61.a. ...did you actually eat the cereal?
V.62. Did you keep the trading cards from each box of Life cereal?
V.62.a. ...and the section of the box with the characters and jokes on it?
V.63. Did you buy two sets of boxes to make sure you had the cards in good
condition?
V.64. Did you have to trade with fans elsewhere in the country to get a
complete set (or two)?
V.65. Have you ever bought Animaniacs trading cards (from Revco)?
V.65.a. ...more than one pack at a time?
V.65.b. ...given them as a gift?
V.66. Did you notice that the quotes on the back aren't always true to the
character/cartoon short?
V.67. Did you buy them for the stickers inside?
V.68. Do you have a complete set?
V.69. Did it take you less than a month to collect the entire set?
V.69.a. ...less than a week?
V.69.b. ...less than four hours?
V.70. Do you have more than 3 pieces of Animaniacs stuff from the WBSS
that
are not pieces of clothing?
V.71. Did you buy 200 bags of Sunmaid Raisins just to get the Animaniacs
stickers?
V.71.a. ...did you get all the stickers?
V.71.b. ...did you regret your decision for the next two weeks?
V.71.c. ...did you lose sleep fretting that you still might not have them
all?
V.72. Were you hugely relieved when a.t.a finally decided _en masse_ that
there were only ten and not fourteen stickers in the set?
V.73. Does all this occasionally cause you to doubt your sanity?
V.74. Have you bought the Animaniacs bendable characters?
V.74.a. ...all of them?
V.75. Have you been to Will Bell's WBSS?
V.75.a. ...even though you don't live in the Dallas/Fort Worth area?
V.75.b. ...even though you knew he wouldn't be there for the rest of your
stay in Dallas?
V.75.c. ...just to see him?
V.75.d. ...did you buy something anyway?
V.75.e. ...did your car break down on the trip?
V.75.e.i. ...were the repairs over $100?
V.75.e.i.A. ...over $1000?
V.75.e.ii. ...was it worth the trip anyway?
V.75.e.iii. ...did you leave something for him besides your hard-earned
money
that should have gone to pay for the repairs?
V.76. Do you have an Animaniacs shirt?
V.76.a. ...more than 2?
V.76.b. ...a different one for every day of the week?
V.76.c. ...for every day of the month?
V.76.d. ...for every day in a year?
V.77. Do you wear only Animaniacs stuff every day?
V.77.a. ...from head to toe?
V.77.b. ...including your underwear?
V.78. Did you buy a shirt just so that you have something to look at?
V.78.a. ...even if it didn't fit you ?
V.79. Have you worn Animaniacs clothing in other countries?
V.79.a. ...on other continents?
V.79.b. ...in countries where Animaniacs doesn't air?
V.80. Have you had foreigners offer you stuff for your Animaniacs clothing
while travelling?
V.81. Have you worn Animaniacs clothing items while doing unusual things?
V.82. Do you own an Animaniacs stuffed figure?
V.82.a. ...other than the Warners?
V.82.b. ...more than one?
V.82.c. ...all of them?
V.83. Do you carry one around?
V.84. Do you show it to people?
V.84.a. ...strangers?
V.84.b. ...are they impressed?
V.85. Do you tell them it's your roommate?
V.85.a. ...best friend?
V.85.b. ...significant other?
V.85.c. ...relative?
V.85.d. ...sibling?
V.85.e. ...twin?
V.85.e.i. ...do they see the resemblance?
V.85.f. ...other personality?
V.86. Do you speak to it?
V.86.a. ...through it?
V.86.a.i. ...in voice?
V.86.a.ii. ...in character?
V.87. Did you have to spend more than a month looking for any Animaniacs
items?
V.87.a. ...more than 3 months?
V.87.b. ...more than 6 months?
V.87.c. ...more than a year?
V.88. Have you ever been stopped while wearing Animaniacs clothing?
V.88.a. ...because of it?
V.88.b. ...by the police?
V.88.c. ...both of the above?
V.88.d. ...were the comments positive?
V.88.e. ...did they ask you where they could get it from?
V.88.e.i. ...did you tell them?
V.88.e.ii. ...did you give them precise directions?
V.88.e.ii.A. ...to more than one store?
V.88.e.ii.B. ...to a store more than 10 miles away
V.88.e.ii.C. ...to a store more than 100 miles away??
V.88.e.ii.D. ...to a store more than 1000 miles away?
V.88.e.iii. ...did you go with them?
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In article <5762f3$3...@canopus.cc.umanitoba.ca>, weir...@mbnet.mb.ca
(David Kendall) wrote:
> My score: 200.
My score: 591. Beat that. :-P
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Chris Saia
On Sat, 23 Nov 1996 08:48:36 -0600, Jay Maynard <may...@houston.omnes.net> wrote:
>> My score: 200.
>My score: 591. Beat that. :-P
Okkay, everyone, time to go home. ;-)
(FWIW, my score stayed at 212. :-P)
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In article <maynard-2311...@news.houston.omnes.net>, may...@houston.omnes.net (Jay Maynard) wrote:
>In article <5762f3$3...@canopus.cc.umanitoba.ca>, weir...@mbnet.mb.ca
>
>> My score: 200.
>
>My score: 591. Beat that. :-P
>
My score: 175. `;o)
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David Kendall
may...@houston.omnes.net (Jay Maynard) wrote:
>> My score: 200.
>My score: 591. Beat that. :-P
THat was the whole point of taking over te test - added questions which *I*
could pass and took out the ones I couldn't - raising myself from a 131 to
a 200.
Obviously you got points from VI.26 (highest recorded score ever) and not
VI.27 (because your self-worth DOES seem to hinge on your 591. %=) )
As to your category (being locked away in a tower) - ummmmmmm, I'll withold
comment. %=)
Daniel Alain Nazar
Robert Holiday (hol...@lynx.bc.ca) wrote:
> In article <maynard-2311...@news.houston.omnes.net>, may...@houston.omnes.net (Jay Maynard) wrote:
> >In article <5762f3$3...@canopus.cc.umanitoba.ca>, weir...@mbnet.mb.ca
> >
> >> My score: 200.
> >
> >My score: 591. Beat that. :-P
> >
> My score: 175. `;o)
Oh, good, I was starting to worry I wouldn't beat ANYONE with my 194.
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What, you're still reading? The post's over. Go away.
Nicola Makela
David Kendall <weir...@mbnet.mb.ca> wrote:
> V.82. Do you own an Animaniacs stuffed figure?
> V.82.a. ...other than the Warners?
> V.82.b. ...more than one?
> V.82.c. ...all of them?
> V.83. Do you carry one around?
> V.84. Do you show it to people?
> V.84.a. ...strangers?
> V.84.b. ...are they impressed?
>
That brings back the memory of my summer vacation to Toronto this past year.
It's becoming a sort of tradition for me, that whenever my family goes on a long
trip somewhere, I always bring by plushies and I put them in the windows and in
the back windshield. When a car passes us up and I stick a Wakko plushie out the
window at them, it's hilarious... they look at me and then they look away, as if
trying to forget they ever saw it. On our trip to Toronto, we were crossing the
bridge between the U.S. and Canada when this van came up next to us. It had some
kids in it, and one saw me playing with the plushies and he started pointing at
them and started talking to the other people in the van. It was so cute; the boy
must have been seven or eight years old....
Nicola Makela
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In article <maynard-2311...@news.houston.omnes.net>,
may...@houston.omnes.net (Jay Maynard) writes:
>My score: 591. Beat that. :-P
The nice thing about having Jay around is that now I feel not quite so
obsessed with the show (354... didn't change much...)
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In article <8488270...@dejanews.com>, mak...@up.lib.mi.us (Nicola
Makela) writes:
>That brings back the memory of my summer vacation to Toronto this past
year.
>It's becoming a sort of tradition for me, that whenever my family goes on
a
>long trip somewhere, I always bring by plushies and I put them in the
windows and
>in the back windshield. When a car passes us up and I stick a Wakko
plushie out
>the window at them, it's hilarious... they look at me and then they look
away, as
>if trying to forget they ever saw it. On our trip to Toronto, we were
crossing
>the bridge between the U.S. and Canada when this van came up next to us.
It had
>some kids in it, and one saw me playing with the plushies and he started
pointing
>at them and started talking to the other people in the van. It was so
cute; the
>boy must have been seven or eight years old....
Something very like that happened to me once... I've taken my plushies
everywhere, even to Disneyworld... but the last time I was there I was
disallowed to bring a plushie <sob> and instead took lots and lots of
t-shirts and wore them (and was complimented, by Disney employees...) but
I couldn't sleep right without them.