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The Freakface of the United States
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Xander: «What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex.. Help! Four times five
is thirty...five times six is thirty-two... Naked girls. Naked women...Naked Buffy...Oh,
stop me!»
Buffy: God Xander, is that *all* you think about??
Xander: Actually...? BYE!
- "Earshot"
duh
> With Charisma Carpenter in Maxim and Emma in the UK FHM, as well as other ladies of Buffy/Angel
showing up in magazines such as FHM, Maxim, Stuff, and Loaded, I just wonder if
you guys (and gals)
> would buy if Playboy, for some impossible reason, would run a pictorial on the women of
Buffy/Angel - past, present, recurring, and guest actresses?
It should be noted that Daphne Lynn Duplaix, who played Sarina in Expecting, was
Playboy Playmate of the month for July 1997.
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>With Charisma Carpenter in Maxim and Emma in the UK FHM, as well as other
>ladies of Buffy/Angel showing up in magazines such as FHM, Maxim, Stuff, and
>Loaded, I just wonder if you guys (and gals)
>would buy if Playboy, for some impossible reason, would run a pictorial on
>the women of Buffy/Angel - past, present, recurring, and guest actresses?
Could you make a more obvious question to get an affirmative
answer on these newsgroups?
Yes. Duh!
The question is how you would want the shoot of each actress
to be designed and photographed? You know, like AH with nothing
but a flute in hand, CC in a nature background, SMG in more of
a boudoir shoot, Amy in a Texas Ranch background, etc.
Stephen Weick | .sig under construction. Ready to sue General
Contractor.
You really don't know the answer to this?
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I know that a super-majority of men would LOVE to buy multiple copies of this issue. Look at the "Babes of Baywatch" pictorial. I wonder if the gals wouldn't mind, maybe if you gals would even buy a
copy.
Also, who would be on this list?
I have the following as a given:
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Charisma Carpenter
Alyson Hannigan
Amy Acker
Julie Benz
Any more votes?
Of course I would! Are you trying to say I'm gay? (Not that there's
anything wrong with that). But then, if they _did_ do that, my head would
explode and I wouldn't be able to buy it.
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"The Freakface of the United States" <thef...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in
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Hmmm, let me get my sarcastic voice pitched just right. Hrrmm,
glackgrah, hurarrgh. Ok all ready.
No i would never purchase a smut rag with my favorite actresses from
Buffy in it. Whats more, i would be shocked and offended if any of
them lowered themselves to such a debase level. I would never take
any of those actresses seriously again and would immediately leave any
of their fan clubs that i joined or started. In fact i would boycott
the show and throw out all the jpegs i have with their faces
photoshopped onto various pornstars......oh wait forget i said that
last part.
>Also, who would be on this list?
>I have the following as a given:
>Sarah Michelle Gellar
>Charisma Carpenter
>Alyson Hannigan
>Amy Acker
>Julie Benz
>
>Any more votes?
Juliet Landau.
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MMmmmmMMmmmmmmmmDrusilla...
> I know that a super-majority of men would LOVE to buy multiple copies of this issue. Look at the "Babes of Baywatch" pictorial.
A lot of the better known "Baywatch" girls started as Playboy
playmates, so for that pictorial, Playboy just used old photos that
they already owned.
I wonder if the gals wouldn't mind, maybe if you gals would even buy a
> copy.
>
I know a few who would..
> Also, who would be on this list?
> I have the following as a given:
> Sarah Michelle Gellar
Not Playboy's body type, and she wouldn't do it anyway.
> Charisma Carpenter
Oh Hell Yeah.
> Alyson Hannigan
Maybe
> Amy Acker
Again, not their body type. Too thin and, er, you know...
> Julie Benz
Yeah. She's done some pretty hot pics for Maxim.
I'll add:
Amber Benson..they'll know how to accentuate her best features.
Eliza....nuff said.
Robia LaMorte
The girl who played Lily/Chantrelle
And I'll burn in Hell for this (I live in Houston, how much worse can
Hell be?), but Michelle T. when she turns 18.
Buddy
Okay, ladies....our turn! Shall it be Playgirl, or simply a nice glossy calendar to ogle for an entire year? I'm leaning towards a calendar: Here are my picks:
Anthony Stewart Head in Ripper-wear [mmmm..leather pants]
Alexis Denisof in tux [oh yeah]
Christian Kane in tight jeans & a tight white tee [oooh! one o' them tight tank types!] DB in tux or speedo or leather [hey i'm not picky]
J August shirtless in jeans
Nick Brendan in his butch construction gear [or maybe Go Fish's speedo...]
James Marsters in leather or denim but definitely shirtless
After that 7, we could repeat a few faces or go with some fave guest stars/recurring guys:
Seth Green but I'm not sure how dressed to be a hottie...I mean he's good but more a buddy than a hottie, know what I mean?
Groosalug guy in his Conan gear or better, in jeans and not w/bad contacts
Ben [of Glory/Ben] in jeans or something
Heck, even Gavin Park [actor: ??] who was kind of staid in the W&H suit looked pretty nice as a martial arts baddie on Charmed so maybe put him in a gi with his shirt open!
That makes 11 so for December we put in a bonus shot of all the hotties together! Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and Happy Kwanzaa, y'all!!!
So, ladies, what say you?? Salty Goodness all around!!!!!!
Dawn =)
She also was Anne in two episodes of Angel. She named herself Anne after
Buffy's middle name, back in S3 episode "Anne". I thought that was cool.
Emma Caulfield.
Arnold Kim
ummmm how many do you consider to be multiple? :)
Look at the "Babes of Baywatch" pictorial. I wonder if the gals
wouldn't mind, maybe if you gals would even buy a
> copy.
that would be kind of cool
>
> Also, who would be on this list?
> I have the following as a given:
> Sarah Michelle Gellar
dreams....ah, sweet dreams! Sensory overload just thinking about it.
Yes, numero uno on the list. The buff one, without a doubt.
> Charisma Carpenter
I'd peek a bit. Her charisma would be hard to resist.
> Alyson Hannigan
I'd nab a copy to read under a willow tree on a lazy summer afternoon
> Amy Acker
what the ack, why not?
> Julie Benz
maybe, if you include a Mercedes
>
no Eliza? Dush Ku ca chu.....Where have you gone misses slayer
girl.....
> Any more votes?
Poll indeed!
Uh, yes I'd buy.........................
a few hundred copies to go on my fantasy shelf next to my fantasy
"Women of Party of Five" special edition which I would keep next to my
(real) JLH autographed "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" CD
(Yes, she IS that cute in person and as nice as people say.)
I'm not into the Playboy thing, really. I've only owned one (the
Shannon Dougherty issue---hey, it was Brenda naked!). I guess I'm not
into the "Playboy Type" look. But, put one (or more) of the Buffy
celebrities I admire, and I couldn't resist. I'd be curious, and, if
the rest of the world is going to see, say Sarah or Alyson's
"goodies", then I'm darn well not going to miss that. :) Maybe we can
get Willow to put together the Buffybot and persuade it to pose? For
Dawn's college fund, of course.
Other stars, hmmm....
Eliza (of course!),Juliet,Buffybot (!), Robia(Jenny), Amber, the
actress who played the original "bot", the actress who played Katrina,
maybe. Not Riley's wife--just because..ewww Riley's wife. Angel has
had quite a few lovely ladies (living and undead) also that I'm sure
somebody will add to the list.
How about VampWillow. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bite me baby! Now, we're
talking.
Sarah, Alyson & VampWillow.....in a moonlight(obviously not sunlight!)
photoshoot by the shore. Sarah holding a stake, Alyson a magick
crystal, and VampWillow an evil grin. And nothing else. Is it getting
warm in here?
kkkeeeeyyy booardddd meltinggggggg................
Arnold Kim?? No way! Ew!
Oh, how about Marti Noxon?
--
Azael
"We train young men to drop fire on people.
But their commanders won't allow them to
write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's
obscene!"
--- Col. Kurtz
Anyone ever seen Julie in the film Darkdrive? Horrible film, but Julie does get
very naked. She has a nice sex scene, sings once, and is killed several times.
So it's a lot like her part as Darla.
What about Clare Kramer (Glory)? She is a hottie.
>
> Buddy
No, I liked him in *First Impressions*, *Faith, Hope, and Trick* or better yet -
the towel in *Room With A View*
> J August shirtless in jeans
> Nick Brendan in his butch construction gear [or maybe Go Fish's speedo...]
> James Marsters in leather or denim but definitely shirtless
Ah, nope. Can't stand that body type. Maybe go with teenage Conner in Speedo.
>
> After that 7, we could repeat a few faces or go with some fave guest
stars/recurring guys:
>
> Seth Green but I'm not sure how dressed to be a hottie...I mean he's good but
more a buddy than a hottie, know what I mean?
He's an unbuttoned shirt over T-Shirt type guy in jeans.
For the rest here's my list:
Brad Graham - white T-shirt and camouflage pants w/boots.
Owen from NKAGOTFD
Devin - Groupie T-shirt and Jeans
Group shoot for final month - oh yeah.
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Best Regards,
Linda
Angel's purpose will never leave. Not unless we all become angels, or he
human. And even human his purpose is still
there. There's not a lack of stories because you'll never run into the
metaphor problems that BtVS has had. - Stephen Weick
Eliza Dushku
Michelle Trachtenberg (when she turns 18)
Emma Caulfield.
Arnold Kim >>
Arnold Kim? Yuck!
> Okay, ladies....our turn! Shall it be Playgirl, or simply a nice glossy
> calendar to ogle for an entire year? I'm leaning towards a calendar:
> Here are my picks:
> Anthony Stewart Head in Ripper-wear [mmmm..leather pants]
> Alexis Denisof in tux [oh yeah]
> Christian Kane in tight jeans & a tight white tee [oooh! one o' them tight
I second, third and fourth those emotions
> tank types!] DB in tux or speedo or leather [hey i'm not picky]
I'm still not unenthused about that one bathtub pic he did :)
> James Marsters in leather or denim but definitely shirtless
Ya know, he, Christian and DB are the only two I can visual being nummy
goodness in a full nudie :)
> After that 7, we could repeat a few faces or go with some fave guest
> stars/recurring guys:
> Seth Green but I'm not sure how dressed to be a hottie...I mean he's good
> but more a buddy than a hottie, know what I mean?
Nah, he's hot too, so again with the tight black jeans and stuff
Notice how the guys are all about "I wanna see nekkid" whilst we women are
worrying about how to dress the cute fellas to their best advantage....
Cultural conditioning much? LOL
**snipped Salty Goodness**
> Notice how the guys are all about "I wanna see nekkid" whilst we women are
> worrying about how to dress the cute fellas to their best advantage....
> Cultural conditioning much? LOL
Don't think its Cultural Conditioning. It's more an ingrained biological fact.
We ladies are simply turned on more by our minds...imagining what's under the
tux or imagining the act of removing the jeans rather than simply viewing the
dangly bits. Many men, however, are fairly one-tracked: "Show me the boobies!"
is their frequent cry.
[Before the fellas flame me, I did not say ALL men and I did not say ALL the
time. But having brothers and a husband and lots of male friends (and also
being endowed myself), I can say with some authority that most men are not
immune.]
Just my $.02
Dawn =)
PS...Yeah, Marie, I'm with you on Seth. Black jeans and an unbuttoned shirt fit
nicely. Just wouldn't be the same type of jeans pic as Christian "badass cowboy
hottie" Kane is all. *grin*
I at least restrained myself from doing this.
(Not that I didn't think it but...)
Oh, I don't know. There seems to have been majority approval of
Nekkid!Spike among female viewers...and some male ones.
himiko
Hey, I have to tell you I consider myself to be a pretty good looking man.
:) <poses>
> Oh, how about Marti Noxon?
Eh.
Arnold Kim
I don't know whether it's nature or nurture, but I think many women
just want to dress things up. At least, when I first saw those 9"
action figure/dolls for Star Trek (and then for Buffy) my first
reaction was, "This thing needs outfits!" I'm not even that into
clothes, but give me a doll with removable clothing and the first
thing I want to do is dress them up. Go figure.
I remember joking with my roommate in college that Ken dolls allow
young girls to practice so they can dress their significant others
when they grow up. Sadly, most men are more resistant to being told
what to wear than the average Ken doll. :-)
Bethany
Robia Lamorte. Yes, definitely. Definitely.
I have one: Melinda Clarke. She played the praying mantis teacher.
I've seen her in other shows like Xena and that show with Brad
Johnson(can't remember the name of the show), and she is H.O.T. hot.
Bruce
Um NO. She-Mantis was played by Musetta Vander, who has been in things like Wild
Wild West, Project Metalbeast, Oblivion, Highlander The Series, The Sentinel and
Star:Trek Voyager.
I would like to see her in a pinup though.
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Vander,+Musetta
She's the one all the way to the left of screen, in red:
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0120891/5
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>On 19 Apr 2002 17:33:08 -0700, card...@msn.com (bruce ostrom) wrote:
>> Robia Lamorte. Yes, definitely. Definitely.
>> I have one: Melinda Clarke. She played the praying mantis teacher.
>> I've seen her in other shows like Xena and that show with Brad
>> Johnson(can't remember the name of the show), and she is H.O.T. hot.
>
>Um NO. She-Mantis was played by Musetta Vander, who has been in things
>like Wild Wild West, Project Metalbeast, Oblivion, Highlander The
>Series, The Sentinel and Star:Trek Voyager.
>
>I would like to see her in a pinup though.
I seem to recall her being in a Buffy-themed episode of Femme Fatales a
while back.
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Daniel Solomon, dsol...@enteract.com
"No amount of planning will ever replace dumb luck."
Mathew wrote:
> On 19 Apr 2002 17:33:08 -0700, card...@msn.com (bruce ostrom) wrote:
> > Robia Lamorte. Yes, definitely. Definitely.
Definitely definitely definitely. As discreet as she wants to be. I'm okay with
imagining.
>
> > I have one: Melinda Clarke. She played the praying mantis teacher.
> > I've seen her in other shows like Xena and that show with Brad
> > Johnson(can't remember the name of the show), and she is H.O.T. hot.
>
> Um NO. She-Mantis was played by Musetta Vander, who has been in things like Wild
> Wild West, Project Metalbeast, Oblivion, Highlander The Series, The Sentinel and
> Star:Trek Voyager.
And 'O Brother, Where art Thou?' as one of the Sirens. Owoooo. Yeppers.
VMacek
Gwenyth
"himiko" <him...@animail.net> wrote in message
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>> I know that a super-majority of men would LOVE to buy multiple copies of this issue. Look at the "Babes of Baywatch" pictorial.
>A lot of the better known "Baywatch" girls started as Playboy
>playmates, so for that pictorial, Playboy just used old photos that
>they already owned.
>I wonder if the gals wouldn't mind, maybe if you gals would even buy a
>> copy.
>I know a few who would..
>> Also, who would be on this list?
>> I have the following as a given:
>> Sarah Michelle Gellar
>Not Playboy's body type, and she wouldn't do it anyway.
>> Charisma Carpenter
>Oh Hell Yeah.
Hell Yeah squared.
>> Alyson Hannigan
>Maybe
I don't think Aly is their type. PB only seems to feature tan blondes with frankentits, not petite pale redheads. But
I wouldn't be surprised if Aly posed for such a mag, she seems the most open of all the Buffyverse actresses.
>> Amy Acker
>Again, not their body type. Too thin and, er, you know...
Too bad, she's a honey.
>> Julie Benz
>Yeah. She's done some pretty hot pics for Maxim.
Julie Benz definitely is the type of woman PB likes, which probably explains why she doesn't really do much for me...
>I'll add:
>Amber Benson..they'll know how to accentuate her best features.
Hell Yeah! Amber is built like a woman should be. No stick figure/little boy butt concentration camp refugee like
Gellar.
>Eliza....nuff said.
>Robia LaMorte
<thud!> As much as I would love to see Robia in a photo spread (even a Maxim level one) it's not likely. From what I
understand she's more than somewhat religious.
>The girl who played Lily/Chantrelle
Nice!
I'll add:
Mercedes McNab
Juliet Landau... not the Playboy type but one can dream. Even a fully clothed photo layout of Juliet is drool material
(I'm not biased, I only have Juliet/Drusilla wall paper on my desktop.....)
what'sherface who plays Lilah on Angel. Stephanie Romanov.
>And I'll burn in Hell for this (I live in Houston, how much worse can
>Hell be?),
I thought Texans considered Oklahoma & Hell to be the same thing, or was that Okies consider Texas worse than Hell? <g>
> but Michelle T. when she turns 18.
Barely Legal or Just 18 seem a more appropriate choice of magazine....... not that I've ever looked thru such
questionable 'reading' material.......
> Okay, ladies....our turn! Shall it be Playgirl, or simply a nice glossy
> calendar to ogle for an entire year? I'm leaning towards a calendar: Here
> are my picks:
What is the real market for Playgirl and beefcake calendars? Hetero
women or gay men?
Clare Kramer, Clare Kramer, Clare Kramer would be glorious (sorry, couldn't
resist!).
PG is actually probably more for fellas but the average beefcake calendar could
go either way. That's why I leaned more toward calendar...
Dawn
[Who used to read the occasional PG with a gay friend who actually liked it a lot
more than she did! LOL]