Now vindris more than trouble
You see he stand bout four foot two
All the downtown ladies call him blubber
All the mens just call him goo
And its fat, fat vindris brown
The fattest man in the whole damn town
Fatter than old king kong
And bigger than a farmfed hog
lol unifarva sure is fat!
LOL! He is an enormous man, and a disgrace!
What does he eat that has made him so enormously fat?