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torgman

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Feb 16, 2007, 5:36:31 PM2/16/07
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God likes good people...

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/02/15/that-hot-jersey-girl-from-american-idol-going-pee-pee-owww/

(For those not wanting to click on the link, it has two photos:one
photo is of Antonella smiling and holiding her soon-to-be "golden
ticket" on the crapper and the other is Antonella, Baylie and two
other Jersey cows topless on the beach. The article follows.)

That Hot Jersey Girl (Antonella Barba) From American Idol Going Pee-
Pee! Owww!!
posted on February 15th, 2007 @ 12:30 pm by Moelicious

All I gotta say is that the Internet is a real bitch. This article on
BuddyTV reviews the episode on which this chick & her friend (who's
also kinda cute) first appeared.

Jeff is to credit w/ this Bastardly submission: "Hey guys I am from a
sports message board and some member over there found these pictures
of that American Idol Jersey girl and my girlfriend visits this site
and told me to post it here. Check it out. [Email]"

Giggles

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Feb 16, 2007, 5:50:55 PM2/16/07
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"torgman" <cartman...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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One down, 23 more to go.


flkofcguls

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Feb 16, 2007, 6:10:29 PM2/16/07
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On Feb 16, 2:36�pm, "torgman" <cartmans_en...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> God likes good people...
>
> http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/02/15/that-hot-jersey-girl-fro...

>
> (For those not wanting to click on the link, it has two photos:one
> photo is of Antonella smiling and holiding her soon-to-be "golden
> ticket" on the crapper and the other is Antonella, Baylie and two
> other Jersey cows topless on the beach.  The article follows.)
>
> That Hot Jersey Girl (Antonella Barba) From American Idol Going Pee-
> Pee! Owww!!
> posted on February 15th, 2007 @ 12:30 pm by Moelicious
>
> All I gotta say is that the Internet is a real bitch. This article on
> BuddyTV reviews the episode on which this chick & her friend (who's
> also kinda cute) first appeared.
>
> Jeff is to credit w/ this Bastardly submission: "Hey guys I am from a
> sports message board and some member over there found these pictures
> of that American Idol Jersey girl and my girlfriend visits this site
> and told me to post it here. Check it out. [Email]"

Actually, what is shows is Antonella sitting on a toilet holding
toilet paper, NOT her AI ticket. And the "topless" photo is hardly
topless since she's completely covering her tits with her arms.

star...@yahoo.com

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Feb 16, 2007, 7:34:49 PM2/16/07
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On Feb 16, 3:10 pm, "flkofcguls" <flkofcg...@aol.com> wrote:

> On Feb 16, 2:36?pm, "torgman" <cartmans_en...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> Actually, what is shows is Antonella sitting on a toilet holding
> toilet paper, NOT her AI ticket. And the "topless" photo is hardly
> topless since she's completely covering her tits with her arms

Still might be enough to toss her.

torgman

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Feb 16, 2007, 8:54:02 PM2/16/07
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<airplane intercom> Hello, ladies and gentleman, this is your captain
speaking, I'd like to welcome you to Obvious Joke Airlines. At this
time, you may take off your seat belts and walk about the cabin. This
is flight "soon-to-be 'golden ticket'," which, as most of you may
understand, refers to the fact that the toilet paper that Antonella is
holding will soon be yellow. If you need further explanation, ask one
of our flight attendants and they will be more than happy to help
you. We are cruising at an altitude of 1 mm at the speed of light
and, if you'll take a look out your windows on both side of the cabin,
you'll ses that we're flying over flkofcguls’ head. </airplane
intercom>

:)

> And the "topless" photo is hardly
> topless since she's completely covering her tits with her arms.

So, if I'm nude and cup my junk in my hands, am I completely
covered? :)

Bikini - Top = Topless
Topless + Hands = Topless with Hands
Topless + Hands ≠ Hardly Topless

SantaSteeler

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Feb 16, 2007, 9:18:13 PM2/16/07
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ah poor baby. do not let the door hit you in the vertical smile.


"torgman" <cartman...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

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On Feb 16, 6:10 pm, "flkofcguls" <flkofcg...@aol.com> wrote:

> On Feb 16, 2:36?pm, "torgman" <cartmans_en...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > God likes good people...
>
> >http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/02/15/that-hot-jersey-girl-fro...
>
> > (For those not wanting to click on the link, it has two photos:one
> > photo is of Antonella smiling and holiding her soon-to-be "golden
> > ticket" on the crapper and the other is Antonella, Baylie and two

> > other Jersey cows topless on the beach. ?The article follows.)

:)

Topless + Hands ? Hardly Topless


torgman

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Feb 16, 2007, 10:05:19 PM2/16/07
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On Feb 16, 9:18 pm, "SantaSteeler" <hem...@comcast.net> wrote:
> ah poor baby. do not let the door hit you in the vertical smile.

???

flkofcguls

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Feb 16, 2007, 10:16:02 PM2/16/07
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On Feb 16, 5:54 pm, "torgman" <cartmans_en...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Feb 16, 6:10 pm, "flkofcguls" <flkofcg...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Feb 16, 2:36?pm, "torgman" <cartmans_en...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > God likes good people...
>
> > >http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/02/15/that-hot-jersey-girl-fro...
>
> > > (For those not wanting to click on the link, it has two photos:one
> > > photo is of Antonella smiling and holiding her soon-to-be "golden
> > > ticket" on the crapper and the other is Antonella, Baylie and two
> > > other Jersey cows topless on the beach. ?The article follows.)
> Topless + Hands ? Hardly Topless- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

If you gotta work THAT hard to explain a joke, you're the one who blew
it. Trust me, I've been there.
I'm pretty sure everyone who read your comment and didn't look at the
photo took you literally and the rest were left scratching their
heads.

torgman

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Feb 16, 2007, 10:49:39 PM2/16/07
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Since I only heard from one person, I would imagine that "everyone who


read your comment and didn't look at the

photo" were at least smarter than the guy who insisted that the
elderly contestant that sang to his dead wife in L.A. was going thru
to Hollywood.

BTW, you didn't take the Jersey cow comment literally, did you?

Anyway., back on topic...

Magnus, Robot Fighter.

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Feb 17, 2007, 12:13:26 AM2/17/07
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On 16 Feb 2007 14:36:31 -0800, "torgman" <cartman...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

1) I don't see Baylie.

2) Cows? I'm not taking it literally btw.....somethings wrong if you
think those girls (even the one on the right) were cows.

Tom K

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Feb 17, 2007, 2:25:55 AM2/17/07
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On Feb 16, 5:36 pm, "torgman" <cartmans_en...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> God likes good people...

Must live in a world where the definition of "scandal" is different
then mine, eh?

This is mostly harmless. The picture of her on the beach is what you
get in the SI Swimsuit Issue. I am sure she isn't proud of her
"toilet cam" picture, but I can bet that everyone has a moment or two
when they were 20 years old that they aren't proud of, looking back.
And again, it's pretty harmless stuff regardless.


azurespirit

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Feb 17, 2007, 3:43:05 AM2/17/07
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"torgman" <cartman...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1171677242....@a75g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 16, 6:10 pm, "flkofcguls" <flkofcg...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Feb 16, 2:36?pm, "torgman" <cartmans_en...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > God likes good people...
>
> >http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/02/15/that-hot-jersey-girl-fro...
>
> > (For those not wanting to click on the link, it has two photos:one
> > photo is of Antonella smiling and holiding her soon-to-be "golden
> > ticket" on the crapper and the other is Antonella, Baylie and two
> > other Jersey cows topless on the beach. ?The article follows.)

:)

Topless + Hands ? Hardly Topless

OK...I'm slightly veering off-target here. I took a quick peek at the AI6
link someone posted earlier....just to make sure I had the names and faces
correct in m mind. I didn't read anything about the contestants, but noticed
the hometowns listed with their ages. I thought it was mildly interesting
that there were two people from the same hometown out of the Top 24.
(OK...I am easily amused!) Also, Antonella and her beachball/ NY beach
frolicking buddy are listed as being from opposite coasts. Are they trying
to imply some distance here with this supposed friendship we were initially
suckered into? Hopefully, they will both be gone very soon so we can get
into more interesting discussions....like....will we see a resurgence of the
afro?


Tom K

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Feb 17, 2007, 11:43:14 AM2/17/07
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> (OK...I am easily amused!) Also, Antonella and her beachball/ NY beach
> frolicking buddy are listed as being from opposite coasts. Are they trying
> to imply some distance here with this supposed friendship we were initially
> suckered into?

Her beach frolicking buddy was eliminated already.

They are from towns in NJ that are very close together; though Amanda
(the eliminated one) lives in a VERY rich town (Holmdel).


Vandar

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Feb 17, 2007, 11:53:17 AM2/17/07
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azurespirit wrote:

> <airplane intercom> Hello, ladies and gentleman, this is your captain
> speaking, I'd like to welcome you to Obvious Joke Airlines. At this
> time, you may take off your seat belts and walk about the cabin. This
> is flight "soon-to-be 'golden ticket'," which, as most of you may
> understand, refers to the fact that the toilet paper that Antonella is
> holding will soon be yellow. If you need further explanation, ask one
> of our flight attendants and they will be more than happy to help
> you. We are cruising at an altitude of 1 mm at the speed of light
> and, if you'll take a look out your windows on both side of the cabin,
> you'll ses that we're flying over flkofcguls' head. </airplane
> intercom>

What will the movie be on this flight? If you say "From Justin To
Kelly", you'd better hope there's an air marshall on board.

And can I have another bag of peanuts?

Sanna

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Feb 17, 2007, 12:09:39 PM2/17/07
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torgman wrote:

> <airplane intercom> Hello, ladies and gentleman, this is your captain
> speaking, I'd like to welcome you to Obvious Joke Airlines. At this time,
> you may take off your seat belts and walk about the cabin.

Oooh......will Ralph Fiennes be on the plane? If so, can I please move my
seat to the one closest to the loo?

--


Bigolhomo

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Feb 17, 2007, 1:19:51 PM2/17/07
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On 16 Feb 2007 19:16:02 -0800, "flkofcguls" <flkof...@aol.com>
wrote:

>If you gotta work THAT hard to explain a joke, you're the one who blew
>it. Trust me, I've been there.
>I'm pretty sure everyone who read your comment and didn't look at the
>photo took you literally and the rest were left scratching their
>heads.

It was pretty clear to me what he meant by the joke.

--

Bigolhomo

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torgman

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Feb 17, 2007, 5:37:17 PM2/17/07
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On Feb 17, 12:13 am, "Magnus, Robot Fighter." <m...@key.com> wrote:

> 1) I don't see Baylie.

Second one on the left.


>
> 2) Cows? I'm not taking it literally btw.....somethings wrong if you
> think those girls (even the one on the right) were cows

Naw, far from it. I used "Jersey cows" just to deomonstrate that
these were Jersey girls showing off their udders. I'm guessing they
could've been potential "Girls Gone Wild" material with the right
amount of Jager.

torgman

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Feb 17, 2007, 5:45:03 PM2/17/07
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On Feb 17, 2:25 am, "Tom K" <mrycle...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Feb 16, 5:36 pm, "torgman" <cartmans_en...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > God likes good people...
>
> Must live in a world where the definition of "scandal" is different
> then mine, eh?

A world where daddy's money makes bad things go away.

> This is mostly harmless. The picture of her on the beach is what you
> get in the SI Swimsuit Issue. I am sure she isn't proud of her
> "toilet cam" picture, but I can bet that everyone has a moment or two
> when they were 20 years old that they aren't proud of, looking back.

But not all of us lets these pics be taken, then enter a nationally
televised singing contest shortly thereafter.

> And again, it's pretty harmless stuff regardless.

It wasn't harmless when they found soemthing similaron Frenchie. Only
timecan tell.

torgman

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Feb 17, 2007, 5:49:54 PM2/17/07
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On Feb 17, 11:53 am, Vandar <vanda...@yahoo.com> wrote:

No, it's the sequal, "From Ruben to Clay," followed by a M.C. Skat Kat
cartoon and "Snakes on A Plane."

> And can I have another bag of peanuts?

NO! You had three already!

:D

torgman

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Feb 17, 2007, 5:54:15 PM2/17/07
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On Feb 17, 12:09 pm, "Sanna" <sanna_onaneedtoknowbasiso...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

Oh, you naughty person. Just for that, I'll seat you next to the bank
exec guy who took a crap on the dessert cart while he was drunk about
ten years ago. :D

Itoshi

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Feb 17, 2007, 7:18:45 PM2/17/07
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Do you mean for peeing in a toilet, or for showing less tit on a beach
than Katharine did on the AI stage? Get real.

flkofcguls

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Feb 17, 2007, 8:57:54 PM2/17/07
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On Feb 17, 11:12�am, r...@idol.com wrote:
> On 16 Feb 2007 19:16:02 -0800, "flkofcguls" <flkofcg...@aol.com>
> That is one possibility. Another possibility is that he had to work  
> THAT hard to explain the joke because you were too dense to figure it
> out. The joke was pretty obvious if you thought about it.
>
>  The key to the joke was the expression "soon TO BE golden ticket".

>
> > Trust me, I've been there.
>
> Where you are right now is someone who did not get the joke and are
> now blaming the joke teller for not making it obvious. It was bad
> enough that you could not figure out the joke. Now you are looking
> very silly trying to suggest that the joke was not clear.

>
> >I'm pretty sure everyone who read your comment and didn't look at the
> >photo took you literally and the rest were left scratching their
> >heads.
>
> Maybe they are scratching their heads about your inability to get this
> obvious joke that flew <whoosh> over your head.
>
> Ryan
> ---------------------------------------------------------
> ---------------------------------------------------------
>
> 2006 ATAI Bragging Rights Champion- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

I'll tell you like I told that other waste of space, Tin@, don't waste
everyone's time by responding to me, hoping to draw me into an
argument. You're an asshole just looking to start trouble and I'll be
ignoring you for the rest of the season. I don't know why you're back
here causing problems and looking for attention. From what I remember
last year, you weren't particularly liked or even tolerated. Do us
all a favor just follow Kellie Pickler on tour.

Bigolhomo

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Feb 17, 2007, 9:00:23 PM2/17/07
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On 17 Feb 2007 14:45:03 -0800, "torgman" <cartman...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>It wasn't harmless when they found soemthing similaron Frenchie. Only
>timecan tell.

Frenchie had nude photos on a website that claimed to (or implied, I
forget which one) have underage girls on it. That's not at all
similiar to pictures of girls sunbathing on a beach.

--

Bigolhomo

Itoshi

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Feb 17, 2007, 9:18:54 PM2/17/07
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On 17 Feb 2007 14:37:17 -0800, "torgman" <cartman...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Feb 17, 12:13 am, "Magnus, Robot Fighter." <m...@key.com> wrote:
>
>> 1) I don't see Baylie.
>
>Second one on the left.

It doesn't look anything like Baylie. Besides, as I understand it, they
never even met until Hollywood week.

azurespirit

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Feb 17, 2007, 11:49:47 PM2/17/07
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FYI....I didn't write anything that is listed above.


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Bob Rudd

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Feb 18, 2007, 2:39:39 PM2/18/07
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In article <incft210kg03eg6p8...@4ax.com>,
br...@whatever.com says...

A-yup

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I hope we can all be good neighbors online!

Sanna

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Feb 18, 2007, 3:04:10 PM2/18/07
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zob wrote:
> On Sun, 18 Feb 2007 14:48:13 +0000, ry...@idol.com wrote:
>
> *snip*
>
> Thank goodness I use Forte Agent as my newsreader, which has killfile
> capabilities. I don't have to see posts from this Ryan asshole
> anymore this season!
> *plonk*

Don't most newsreaders have killfiles? I thought it was only the web'tvers
that couldn't plonk.

--


torgman

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Feb 18, 2007, 3:09:14 PM2/18/07
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On Feb 17, 7:18 pm, Itoshi <ito...@no.spam.com> wrote:

Hey, I'm as real as Kat's tits! :)

Message has been deleted

fmomoon

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"zob" <zob@_cox.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 18 Feb 2007 14:04:10 -0600, "Sanna"

> |Don't most newsreaders have killfiles? I thought it was only the
> web'tvers
> |that couldn't plonk.
>
> Some don't.
Anyone who reads through Google groups, can't filter out or plonk anyone, if
I remember correctly. Does anyone in this group know how to do this? It
would be a great service if you know and could share that. I'm lucky in
that I don't have to use Google. I have read of many posters of various
groups, however, who get irritated at the trolls, cross-posters, etc. and
sure wish they could block them out of Google.
--
Moni (fmomoon)
War does not determine who is right,
war determines who is left.


me

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Feb 19, 2007, 9:03:01 AM2/19/07
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this post is useless without more scantily clad bitches in it

"torgman" <cartman...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> God likes good people...
>
> http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/02/15/that-hot-jersey-girl-from-american-idol-going-pee-pee-owww/

>
> (For those not wanting to click on the link, it has two photos:one
> photo is of Antonella smiling and holiding her soon-to-be "golden
> ticket" on the crapper and the other is Antonella, Baylie and two
> other Jersey cows topless on the beach. The article follows.)
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