The Funny Bits - Ally Quotes
Jacapo
"Helping others is never more beneficial than when it's in your own
self-interest."
"Bygones."
"Thank you, Elaine. Imagine my comfort having you as emotional counsel. Would
that I dye my roots so I could truly benefit from your tutelage."
"I tossed a jewel Fishism her way, and she just stared back with blanks."
"Never trust second thoughts. Next thing you know there'll be a third and a
fourth...you'll be thinking forever!"
"We laugh together, we love together...why introduce the notion that it could
all work out?"
"It's not winning, it's winning ugly that matters."
"Under that robe, besides a phenomenal body, is a good judge! Act like one!"
"I couldn't help but overhear, probably because I was eavesdropping."
"You know Ally. She can't sit on a toilet seat without drumming something up!"
"We miss you with every opportunity, Elaine. Kidding. Bygones. Go away."
"If you don't kiss a girl on the first date, you're a gentleman. If you don't
kiss her on the second date, you're gay!"
"Whipper dumped me last night. I don't feel like smiling. If that troubles you,
go stand on a railroad track and take a moment."
"Love is an equation: a me and a you derives a we." - Richard
"Men love to be thought of as funny... except when they're in bed." - Elaine
"It's one thing to bring a child into the world, but our world?" - Georgia
"Parenting is nothing if not selfless." - Richard
"Well where does it say that women can't act like men sometimes? I saw a piece
of cute meat and I said to myself 'You only live once." - Ally
"Love and law are the same. Romantic in concept but the actual practice can give
you a yeast infection." - Ally
"Who wants to be balanced? Balance is overrated!" - Ally
"This is the problem with playing games -- somebody has to lose." - Renee
"I can't do anything about it, but I'd be happy to sympathise." - Richard
"The only thing I know about what just went on is that it just went on."
"I'm nothing if not redundant. I also repeat myself." - Richard
"Even if I get past all my problems I'm just going to go out and get new
ones." - Ally
"I don’t mind losing, it's high profile losing that is not good." - Richard
"Men are like gum anyway. After you chew, they lose their flavour." - Ally
"Sometimes there's no point in the truth if the only thing it'll do is cause
pain." - Ally
"It's not my style to care about others, but what's going on?" - Richard
"We're women. We have double standards to live up to." - Ally
"Only think about this: you were going to take wedding vows with this man.
'Death do us part.' You parted, now what is holding up the death?" - Richard
"It's a party for everyone to come and look at you dead." - Georgia on wakes
"If we win we are heroes, we pulled off a miracle. If we lose the wacko goes to
jail, justice is served. It is a win/win!" - Richard
"Are we a joke to the outside world?" "The outside world just doesn't get the
joke. Fishism." - Billy and Richard
"You can lead a man by the penis but it's the wrong way to tame him." - Ally to
Renee
"New firm policy, listen up! Anybody who sues this firm or me, personally, we
all drop whatever cases we are working on. We devote all of our intellectual and
creative efforts to ruining that person's life. Are we clear? I don't want to
stop short with just getting even. Retribution is not strong enough. Ruin, that
is the goal. Irreversible, irreputable, irrational ruin! New firm policy!" -
Richard
"Being a woman, I know how women react to things even when they don't mean a
thing." Ally
"There comes a time in everyone's life when you have to go forth and be
vicious!" - Richard
"Sometimes... when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing." -
Ally
"Verbal spankings leave me wanting for more." - Richard
"I think I need to believe that it works - love, couplehood, partnerships. The
idea that when people come together they stay together...I have to take that
with me to bed every night, even if I'm going to bed alone." - Ally's first
official McBealism
"The truth is, I probably don't want to be too happy or content, 'cause then
what? I actually like the quest, the search. That's the fun. The more lost you
are, the more you have to look forward to. What do you know? I'm having a great
time and I don't even know it." - Ally
"The reason John and I started this firm was because we wanted to go to work
everyday where it was fun: make money, throw office parties, a fun place to
work. I realise employees will always gripe. Part of an employee is to not like
people staring at pretty girls, and not to like tactics used to win cases. It is
the nature of the employee to complain. There is always some place better. This
lawsuit carries the gripe too far. It saps the fun out of it for me. And since
fun was the point, anybody who isn't happy, leave. And if you all go, we will
just have to start another firm. There is always another one." - Richard
"I need to believe that men and women love each other. I need to know that they
go home to each other every night, so I can believe that it will happen to me
too someday." - Ally
"The truth for me [is that] our friendship is the greatest thing I got going. I
cherish it. And to put honesty boundary on it... I don’t want to. So free fall
with the truth and hope we both survive." - Ally to Billy
"Maybe it's because they say love is about making compromises and that's why
they all get themselves into compromising positions... they can call it
research. Whatever it is, I don't think I'm going on it." - Ally
"I didn't become a lawyer because I like the law. The law sucks. It's boring.
But it can also be used as a weapon. You want to bankrupt somebody, cost him
everything he's worked for, make his wife leave him, even cause his kids to cry?
We can do that." - Richard
"On sex and sexual harassment, women don't see straight. Women as a rule hate
other pretty women. Women as a rule also sympathise with other women victims
because they are women. Women want other women to be destroyed, but as women
they don't want to be the destroyer themselves." - Richard
"We just love to live in a politically correct world that is so evolved. Where
did we pass a law against common sense? This is a French bistro. When people go
there, they go not just to eat but to dine. The ambience of culture they want to
feel elite and sophisticated. A good gay waiter can do that. They have that
snobbish little entitlement thing going. People like that." "Gays are elitist
snobs?" "The waiter kind are. First they are smarter. They grow up reading
more books, probably trying to figure out the answer as to why they are
homosexual. Plus, they are terrible at sports, which gives them more time to
study. They are smart; they want to work in the arts. They end up as waiters,
way over qualified, bitter, snobby. People have come to expect this when
ordering a fruity wine." - Richard and the judge
"Lend me your shoe Georgia. If I wanted to sell this, better to have you model
this or me? Everything is about presentation, same for restaurants as for shoes.
What's inside doesn't count, its how they look. Fishism." - Richard
"Georgia, give me your shoe. Why would a grown person wear these? They are
hugely uncomfortable, make it easier to fall, cause back problems, but, hey --
call it fashion. What kind of person would spend an equivalent of two years
painting her face and plucking out her eyebrows, and putting silicone or saline
in her chest? There is a name for this kind of person, 'woman'. Why? Because, we
'men' like it. Don't talk to me about equality. Don't tell me you aren't
disabled." - Richard
"Unisex studies show it helps men and women employees breed familiarity, so long
as they don't come in to just breed." - Richard
"Is that where you make all your big decisions in life? The bathroom?" - Richard
to Ally
"I am human, I am temperamental, I am guilty!" - Ally to the Board
"I like being a mess. It's who I am." - Ally
"Oh, forgive my bluntness. It's a device that I use to cope." - Elaine
"I didn't mean for her to fall, I was only going for a stumble..." - Ally
"There's just so many ways he wasn't you... right! Wasn't right." - Ally to
Billy
"I am not a weakling!" - Ally
"Whatever virus she's got, we should all be so lucky to be infected with it." -
Billy on Ally to the Board
"Sometimes I'm more persuasive when I lack conviction." - Ally
"Back in high school, the boys used to call me the 'human window of
opportunity'" - Elaine
"Reunions are meant to allow the more successful graduates to inform the less
successful that is what they are, less than. You and I are more than. Especially
me. I've got my own firm; I could possibly be the most." - Richard
"I dress slutty; just understated, moderately slutty." - Elaine
"Ever since childhood I collected Barbie Dolls... I just never saw one in
person, working alongside Skipper and all, I was just blown away!" - Caroline
Poop to Georgia, on Georgia
"We started this firm with the same dream -- money -- did we not? In pursuit of
this dream we agreed I would be the shark, hammer, and ass, and you would be the
pillar of dignity. This was the deal. Have I not been every bit the ass you
envisioned?" - Richard to John
"Renee, you come up with sarcasm at the most inappropriate times!" - Ally
"She's two thirds of a Rice Crispy, she's already snapped and crackled, and
she's close to the final pop." - Elaine on Ally
"She's always a little tickled by drama, in time she'll look back at this day
and want to relive it." - Elaine on Ally
"Just remember, when you're with me you're not the strangest person in the room.
Go ahead, get weird on me!" - Ally to John
"I cannot believe the things that I am hearing come out of your mouth. But then
again considering the places it's been I guess I shouldn't be so shocked!" -
Ally
"You're wacko!" "And I like it." - Renee and Ally
"What was I supposed to say? Yes, if Billy and I were on a deserted island it
would be a completely horizontal way of life. Of course I lied!" - Ally
"Snow White. Cinderella. All about gettin' a guy. Being saved by the guy. Today
it's Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Pocahontas. All about gettin' a guy." "So
basically we're screwed up because of Disney." - Renee to Ally
"Oh my god. Tell me he's not gonna do this."
"Tell me she's not gonna let him." - Ally and Renee
"I apologise for Mr. Thomas's hostility. In as much as I constantly stress the
need for civility, he continues to have these reactions to witch hunts,
particularly when they are so blatant." - Richard
"How impressed do you think this big client was to see you repeatedly reaching
for your left nostril during your impromptu excavation project?" - Richard to
John on his nose picking
"Isn't it rude to talk about somebody while they're in the same room?"
"Same room, different planet. Kidding! Bygones." - Ally and Richard
"Don't even try to take a moment, I'm on to you." - Caroline Poop to John
"Seems like you're nuts." "I didn't think a therapist was supposed to call her
patients nuts!" "Ally, you've got a see-through baby in a diaper uga-chucking
spears at you. You're doing this Lloyd Bridges thing through your office. You're
a cracker. But that's why you're here." - Dr. Tracy and Ally
"What makes your problems bigger than everyone else's?"
"They're mine." - Georgia and Ally
"Do you think I'm nuts?"
"No, but I don't think you have two feet on the ground either..."
"You mean some people do?"
- Ally and Whipper
"The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are however,
and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win, Ally McBeal." - John
"One of the keys to life is the fast forward. Every movie has its lousy parts.
The trick is to fast forward through. As time passes, you look back and say
`Oh.. that little adultery thing, oh that.' Fast forward to then, right now, and
you are over it." - Richard
"Whoever said that plenty of fish in the sea thing was lying. Sometimes there's
only one fish. Trust me." - Ally
"If you kiss him he may not stay forever but he won't be running off quick." -
Billy
"Piles and piles of money. If I help some along the way great, but mainly I'm
in the this for the piles, heaps, the really big piles." - Richard
"There's no embarrassing way to earn money." - Richard
"Make enough money and everything else will follow." - Richard
"Sometimes to stay centred you have to embellish." - Elaine
"I'm not saying cave man or anything against her consent, but you have to
initiate some aggression. You are the man. Grab her hand sometimes. You squeeze
her neck in the back, half massage half 'you belong to me'. Sometimes you hold
her by both shoulders. Women want to be dominated even when they say they don't.
For God's sake, kiss her. The body talks, saying "You are mine, you feel my
dominion, and you want to surrender to it." - Richard
"It can't last forever, of course not. But who made up the rule that the best
loves do?" - Tracy
"She may be the kind of woman I can only dream about, but there's something to
be said about the dream itself." - John
"Part of me wants to sleep with him, 'cause I know if I did -- I'd kill him." -
Ling
"I have certain rules about dating men I work with... but I make them up as I go
along!" - Nelle
"You're a man, you're breathing, under Title VII, you're liable." - Richard
"It's always more fun when I give a cute guy a giggle as I go about my
business." - Nelle
"You only die once!" - Ally
"The shapely can be so blind to the less fortunate." - Ling
"Dirty, ugly, I could kiss you!" - Richard
"Simple: men and women - friction. Friction, friction, friction...
orgasm….Fishism." - Richard
"Quiet! Let me ignore you one at a time." - Richard
"I hate being alone on Thanksgiving. It makes it hard to eat the turkey because
you feel like one." - Elaine
"If the sex is great, don't be a nun." - Old Latin saying (according to Sister
Helen)
"There's no sin in loving men. Only pain." - Ally
"What's going on here?! People are being nice to each other!" - Ling
"Let's take your mind out of where it thrives!" - Ally to Renee
"It would be hypocritical of me to ask. It would suggest I care." - Ling
"Happiness is getting into bed with anything that makes you feel warm and
snuggled. I just now settle for pyjamas!" - Ally
"It's not that I don't still have all the answers, just maybe not all of them
are accurate." - Ally
"Where was the warning? How about, `I'm feeling different'? How about, `I'm not
so sure?' Why is it always great with men right up until they run?" - Lisa
"What I don't understand -- men see this knockout babe, assume she's stupid, and
get turned on. Do men really get aroused by stupidity?" - Nelle
"The world is just made up of weird people! Why don't they tell us? I mean, as
kids, why don't they like tell us in kindergarten, "people are odd"? Then at
least we wouldn't feel so bad about growing up and being strange ourselves. And
maybe we'd be more tolerant and open minded about the strange." - Ally
"So if a woman doesn't want sex, it's okay, but if a man doesn't... he's gay?"
"Yes, that isn't just me. It's a medical fact." - Richard and Ling
"I hear that when she shakes hands, she won't stick hers out very far 'cause
she wants to other person to meet her more than halfway." - Elaine, on Nelle
"Just so we're clear -- we hate her, right?" - Elaine, on Nelle
"I might be too young for you." - Ally to the 18-year-old Jason
"We have an excellent chance to boost our profile and erode the First Amendment
in the process. It's not often we get a case where principle coincides with
profit, and I'm not about to take time out just because I've breached some trust
thing you and I had going!" - Richard
"She's poised, she doesn't pull at her hair, nothing comes out of her mouth that
she doesn't want to come out, she doesn't over-gesticulate, and she made a
completely implausible cause of action seem totally believable!" - Ally, on
Nelle
"That was the dirtiest pool to its deepest depth, and you did it looking like
you took the high road. It's a treat to watch you work; that was worthy of an
earthworm!" - Richard, pleased with Nelle
"Men are always trying to mentally undress me. I'm just trying to save them some
time, that's all." - Ally, on her short skirts
"Questions make me fraught." - John
"I'm deaf to condescension. Right now I could hear a pin drop." - Ling
"She makes eyes at me. She's either drawn to me, or I puzzle her. Could be
both." - John
"I want someone who's emotionally inaccessible... so when it falls apart, it
won't be my failure. That'll be a refreshing change." - Richard
"Sometimes a woman just can [figure it out], Billy. We see things you don't
think we're seeing, but we see them." - Georgia
"For whatever reason, people would never trust me, so I started being
unscrupulous on purpose, and that way, I felt in control of people's
reactions." - Richard
"The rehearsal buffer is the part of the brain that transfers things from short
term memory to long term. Well, my buffer stiffens in her company." - John
"Ling, tell us why you dress trampy."
"It gives me an edge.... I work in a manufacturing plant. It's filled with men,
I'm the manager. They have to have confidence in me, believe I am smarter than
them. [And dressing skimpy] Engages the penis, rendering them dumber than the
horny toad." - Richard and Ling
"I don't like being lumped into some male Neanderthal group. Maybe next time
I'll start walking around in Speedos to get some individuality!" - Billy
"It'll be weird associating her with fun." - Elaine, on Ally
"I haven't so much as held your hand, and already I'm in love with you." -
George (Elaine's "friend")
"I'm penile psychic. I can tell when a man is thinking with his unit." - Ling
"Don't you get lonely, Elaine? Ever?"
"I've never spent an un-lonely day in my life."
"Yeah, but you always seem so happy."
"Happy's easy. You act happy. People see you as happy and you see yourself in
their eyes. You feel happy. It doesn't work for lonely... but, happy's easy." -
John and Elaine
"Personal questions don't bother me. I just lie." - Richard
"You think you're the first woman I've courted who's pretended to be either dead
or gay? Get in line!" - Fitzy to Ally
"It's an advanced form of my smile therapy. I'm using physical optimism to
induce emotional well-being." - John
"I'm actually a good spy -- briefly considered a career in the CIA -- an ability
to glide through a room unnoticed." - John
"Hypocrisy makes me fraught." - Ling
"She's my hero! She's vicious, I disagree with almost everything she says, she
treats me like dirt, and somehow, she's my hero." - Ally, on Ling
"She's just a woman. You're intimidated by her beauty -- the long legs, the
incredible hair, the porcelain face -- that's probably it... the porcelain! She
reminds you of your toilet!" - Richard to John, on Nelle
"You both have feelings, and I think that's why you're both afraid. You like to
surf relationships, and you like to wade in with your toes." - Ally, to Richard
and John - "And you like to drown." - Richard, in reply
"Let's be honest with each other. Neither of us wants a man to go spelunking to
our emotional core -- the echo would kill him." - Ling to Nelle
"She's good, John -- this woman reminds me of me. Should we hire her?" "It's
hard for me to be objective, I'm drawn to her." "You have no chance, does that
help?" - Richard and John
"Do you worry about coming on, say... weak, vindictive, powerless little imp in
need of special attention? It runs so contrary to your personality that well, it
seems vicious." - Richard to Ling
"You're a man without any nice qualities, as far as I can tell." - Ling to
Richard
"This woman drips with sarcasm at my personal expense."
"Ling, one of the disadvantages of having magnetism is that you bring people
out, people that otherwise would go unnoticed. The fact that she can be so
annoying is really a tribute to you!" - Ling and Nelle, on Elaine
"We think you can tap into her despair... that sense of futility that comes with
knowing no matter how long you'll live, you'll be going it alone. Uncoupled, yet
charging forth just the same, never under the false impression that it'll get
any better. You are the hero she might listen to!" - Richard to Ally
"Maybe God didn't give you a heart under your perfect breasts." - Ling to
Georgia
"Dancing is losing yourself to the music. It's as if you're not conscious of
anything else. It's as if you become the only one in the room." "Like I said,
why do you need to practice?" - Ally and Renee
"Is that your 2 cents? I'd be looking for change." - Richard
"I'm gonna be honest here, so this could get chunky. Uncharted territory, kind
of like you being sweet." - Richard to Ling
"Have you been taking my cases because you want to sleep with me?" "I'm nice to
you because I want to sleep with you. I kissed you because I want to sleep with
you. But taking your cases -- I do that only because you're wealthy, and a
potential cash cow for the firm to milk in perpetuity." - Ling and Richard
"When you take the stand, it's important for that you seem sympathetic. Do you
think that's within your range?"
"Look, if they went on summary judgement, we never even go before a jury, so my
being sympathetic is moot."
"Ah, but it's never too late to start practising." - Georgia and Ling
"Look what my life has come to, I'm taking advice from you." - Renee to Ally
"Ling! Hi, welcome."
"My therapist told me to pay no mind to those who don't matter."
"Yes, well if you're looking for Nelle, she's in John Cage's office, not hers.
Also, if there's any way that I can help... I know you're hurt, and it's just
that I want to be a part of it."
"You help just by being there, Elaine. Whatever my pain, I can take heart in not
being you."
"Oooh, that was very good! Did you know that you're my favourite vicious person
in life?" - Elaine and Ling
"You just judge people on looks, don't you?"
"I do not!"
"What about personality?"
"Great. Get one!" - Fitzy and Ally
"I miss you more at Christmas... don't say anything back. Either way, it'll hurt
either me or Georgia. Either way, I'll get angry!" - Ally to Billy
"Nelle, remember how you hate people talking behind your back? I can't do that
while you're in the room." - Richard
"How do these things just spew out of your head like this? Couldn't you at least
use your brain as a filter?"
"That remark would hurt if I had feelings." - Ally and Richard
"You're emotionally inept. You like sex because you can mistake it for passion,
convince yourself you have a heart."
"I am not emotionally inaccessible, I am not a cold person!" "Right. People call
you Sub-Zero to be facetious. Compared to you, the Titanic struck heat." - Ling
and Nelle
"You found the love of your life as a teenager. You've been waiting for another
love like that to come along. Now you're thinking that it might not. You'll
never know love again, that's what's eating you. Don't beat yourself up for
thinking these things, you could be 100% right!" - Tracy
"Lonely people... they always have a look, a look that it could change any
second, maybe with the next person that enters the room. Lonely people have
hope, she didn't seem to. She was just sad, like she knew too much. Some people
find love, permanent; some are just meant to be alone. She knew what she was." -
Jason
"The last thing you want is to be in love with someone you can't have. That is
something I know." - Ally
"Any person that can make you flex your romantic muscle, remind you of how it is
to feel - that's good company." - John
"We talked of marriage, we were in love, then suddenly he says, 'I've had a
change of heart.' Doesn't wanna see me anymore. You don't just leave at the
scene of the accident! You mow somebody down, you at least stop, check on the
victim." - Lisa (choir leader)
"The question you have to ask yourself: Are you capable of dating her without
falling in love? If yes, geronimo! If not, don't even think about it." - Richard
"Why bother trying to make yourself conventional? If she wanted conventional,
she wouldn't be dating you in the first place. The very thing that tickles her
might be the fact that you're this bizarre little oddity. Go with that, be
yourself!" - Richard
"Your concerns on this place becoming something different -- I share them. But
as long as we have you, Ally, I know we'll keep what we have." - John
"The women all hate me."
"Nelle, you can't be upset about that. Remember the adage, 'Success is never
more sweet than when accompanied by the failure of a friend.' And for that
reason alone, these women will all want to get along with you." - Nelle and Ling
"Men love any woman they wanna sleep with. It's the ticket to admission." -
Richard
"If you're so afraid he might've heard what you were just saying, chances are
you weren't being very loyal to him by saying it." - Nelle to Billy
"It's a problem being beautiful. It's only the handsome men that ask us out
because they're the only ones who think they have a chance. And handsome men are
dolts. Life is unfair to us. At some point we have to face the certain reality:
despite all the good the world seems to offer, true happiness can only be found
in one thing -- shopping." - Ling
"Love must win out. Go with your heart. Follow your passion. In the movies these
days, we never hear anybody say, 'But what about after? What about the
consequences?' ... The thing about love -- sex -- we've managed to cloak it
these days with so much romanticism that people sometimes refuse to see it as
wrong, even when it's wrong.... Taking responsibility for it is more than just
saying sorry." - Attorney Nixon (opposing counsel)
"Here's a little game I play when I'm feeling lonely or, um... close your eyes.
Just close them. Okay, think of a guy, the perfect guy -- even on your wedding
day, maybe -- the suit, the smile, the night back at the hotel. Now, make a
little sound that goes with that." "Mmmmmmm..." "Okay, now think of that man
in his entirety. His habits, his hobbies, his friends, the things he thinks are
funny, the things he thinks are important. And now think of having to live with
him for the rest of your life." "Eeeeh." "Exactly. (*pat, pat*) Open.
We're not only wired to want what we can't have, but we're wired to want what we
really don't want.... We're women." - Ally and Whipper
"It's nice to be nice. I believe in being nice, but sometimes you gotta dump
them. Give this guy the bin.... You gotta give him a straight, hard dump. It's
the only thing these bastards understand." - Elaine
"He's lucky he's gone, you know that? 'Cause people are sick! They just laugh at
tragedy." - John, overwrought with Stefan's death
"We're brainwashed into believing that the best people are normal and
attractive, and maybe they're not! The John Cages and the Happy Boyles, maybe
they're the real nuggets. And maybe we're missing out, skipping over the Fitzys.
I mean, look at us! Clearly, we're missing out on something." - Ally to Renee
"Adversary can be good for a starting relationship. Conflict can breed
passion." - Georgia
"Sex is a weapon. We all use it. We trade, we tantalise, we withhold it --
something we do in almost every walk of life, be it business, marriage.... God
gave us that advantage by giving men the dumbstick." - Ling
"Women are exploited by the high-heeled shoe. Women are exploited by the idea
that we have to paint our eyelashes every day just to go to work. Pharmaceutical
companies spend billions of dollars to convince the world that cellulite is
evil. Is that to empower women? What world do you live in?" - Ling
"Common sense is killing us." - Ally
"You gotta remember, you're not who you are. You're only what other people think
of you." - Richard
"The thing you have to realise, and I'm sure Ally will agree, is that despite
all pained protests from women , God really did put them on earth as objects of
male sexual desire, and when you withhold that kind of reinforcement, you shred
their esteem." - Richard
"What are you waiting for, marriage? Couples don't have sex after marriage.
John, it's now or never... well, yes [they have sex] but it's not enjoyable.
Well, first of all, and I'm sure you'll agree, sex for men is a little about
conquest. After marriage, it's legally required. If a husband tells a friend he
got lucky last night, you can be sure he's not talking about his wife!" -
Richard
"It's not that I don't like [sex], it's just that I think it's overrated. A lot
of women don't love it, they just find affirmation in sex. It makes them feel
good about themselves. I already feel good without the mess." - Ling
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Men like to think they're funny and THEY ARE........in bed !
Nevermore
Jacapo wrote in message <82jtqr$ubt$1...@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk>...
<snipped a serious number of quotes>
Sigh, wish i could write like that.
Thanks Jacapo that must have taken forever to compile.
Craig.
ps Welcome back.
Gingergem
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The wild ginger of the web
Cry away, it opens the lungs, exercises the eyes, softens the temper and
washes the face - Mr Bumble in Oliver!
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Phil
Phil
Samuel Hogarth
very likely have heard these words of wisdom:
>"You're a man without any nice qualities, as far as I can tell." - Ling to
>Richard
...except for a funny name."
That's the best bit of the quote! But other than that, fantastic. Where
do you get them...
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Samuel Hogarth
I will worry about the future when I get there.
(to reply, replace "up" with "down")
Tids
>If you had been with Jacapo at 21:27:17 on Tue, 7 Dec 1999, you would
>very likely have heard these words of wisdom:
>>Richard
>
>
>That's the best bit of the quote! But other than that, fantastic. Where
>do you get them...
>
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>Samuel Hogarth
Not sure you'll ever get an answer to that as Jacapo seems to have
left the melee.
Tids
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