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Anim8rFSK

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Jun 15, 2008, 4:52:52 PM6/15/08
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A 'friend' just sent me this:

sick
and
wrong
as well as 'wrong and sick'

http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/34709834/m/99800826293
1

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admit
s-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html#continue

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At least now we know why the real copter crashed and killed itself and
crew; it committed suicide from the shame.

"he once stopped the car in Beverly Hills Cop by sticking his banana up
the tailpipe"

--
Star Trek 09:

No Shat, No Show.

peachy ashie passion

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Jun 17, 2008, 8:39:00 PM6/17/08
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Anim8rFSK wrote:
> A 'friend' just sent me this:
>
> sick
> and
> wrong
> as well as 'wrong and sick'
>
> http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/34709834/m/99800826293
> 1
>
> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admit
> s-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html#continue
>
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>
> At least now we know why the real copter crashed and killed itself and
> crew; it committed suicide from the shame.
>

I wonder how on earth he managed to... I'm suspecting it's rather
like claiming he's had sex with Pamela Anderson. I'm sure it's
POSSIBLE, but I still doubt it.

Anim8rFSK

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Jun 17, 2008, 9:23:52 PM6/17/08
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In article <EOY5k.79240$bs3.33733@trnddc07>,

I think it would be harder to find someone who has NOT had sex with
Pamela Denise Anderson Lee Anderson Lee Anderson Lee.

peachy ashie passion

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Jun 18, 2008, 7:49:52 PM6/18/08
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Does that mean you have?

Anim8rFSK

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Jun 18, 2008, 9:04:35 PM6/18/08
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In article <Aah6k.80053$MF3.74743@trnddc06>,

Dear sweet mother of god, no. I wouldn't even have sex with her with
your genitals.

peachy ashie passion

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Jun 18, 2008, 9:42:11 PM6/18/08
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Well, that's two of us then, who haven't had sex with her.

And thanks for sparing my genitals, btw.

Dimensional Traveler

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Jun 18, 2008, 11:43:43 PM6/18/08
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But he does have an internet connection which means he probably has a copy
of her home-made porn and that's close enough. :D

--
History Channel is showing 'Ice Road Truckers' as part of their
"American Originals" brand of shows.

Too bad they're Canadian truckers.


Anim8rFSK

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Jun 19, 2008, 1:41:09 AM6/19/08
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In article <4859d5ef$0$17195$742e...@news.sonic.net>,
"Dimensional Traveler" <dtr...@sonic.net> wrote:

Nope. I have absolutely zero interest in her.

peachy ashie passion

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Jun 19, 2008, 1:15:42 PM6/19/08
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I have an internet connection and no copy of her home-made porn.

*shrug* I always prefer professional porn. Or Animated. Dunno why.

Anim8rFSK

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Jun 19, 2008, 3:28:58 PM6/19/08
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In article <2vw6k.43983$lE3.29015@trnddc05>,

peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Dimensional Traveler wrote:
> > peachy ashie passion wrote:
> >> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> >>> In article <Aah6k.80053$MF3.74743@trnddc06>,
> >>> peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> >>>>> In article <EOY5k.79240$bs3.33733@trnddc07>,
> >>>>> peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> >>>>>>> A 'friend' just sent me this:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> sick
> >>>>>>> and
> >>>>>>> wrong
> >>>>>>> as well as 'wrong and sick'
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/34709834/m/99800826
> >>>>>>> 293

> >>>>>>> 1
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-ad
> >>>>>>> mit
> >>>>>>> s-%27having-sex%27-with-1,000-cars.html#continue
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> >>>>>>> AAA
> >>>>>>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> >>>>>>> AAA
> >>>>>>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> >>>>>>> AAA
> >>>>>>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> >>>>>>> AAA
> >>>>>>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> >>>>>>> AAA
> >>>>>>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> >>>>>>> AAA
> >>>>>>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> >>>>>>> AAA
> >>>>>>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> >>>>>>> AAA
> >>>>>>>

> >>>>>>> At least now we know why the real copter crashed and killed
> >>>>>>> itself and crew; it committed suicide from the shame.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> I wonder how on earth he managed to... I'm suspecting it's
> >>>>>> rather like claiming he's had sex with Pamela Anderson. I'm sure
> >>>>>> it's POSSIBLE, but I still doubt it.
> >>>>> I think it would be harder to find someone who has NOT had sex with
> >>>>> Pamela Denise Anderson Lee Anderson Lee Anderson Lee.
> >>>>>
> >>>> Does that mean you have?
> >>> Dear sweet mother of god, no. I wouldn't even have sex with her with
> >>> your genitals.
> >>>
> >> Well, that's two of us then, who haven't had sex with her.
> >>
> >> And thanks for sparing my genitals, btw.
> >
> > But he does have an internet connection which means he probably has a copy
> > of her home-made porn and that's close enough. :D
> >
>
> I have an internet connection and no copy of her home-made porn.
>
> *shrug* I always prefer professional porn. Or Animated. Dunno why.

I have however seen a couple minutes of one of the fat Kardashian
whores' porn. Man, when all a woman has going for her is that she's a
whore, and she's BORING, it's pretty bad. I actually turned it off and
trashed the files.

Michael Bowker

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Jun 20, 2008, 1:38:57 AM6/20/08
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There's a fat Cardasian whore? Ok, I have to ask. What's "the fat
Kasdashian whores' porn"? I know I'm going to regret this, but I had to
ask.

Anim8rFSK

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Jun 20, 2008, 9:26:11 AM6/20/08
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In article <cdWdncMdxeWO3sbV...@posted.rawbandwidth>,
Michael Bowker <mi...@blueneptune.com> wrote:

Luckily (well, not for me) I saw some of an ep yesterday and remember
their names. Kim. Made a porn tape (not one of those "I never knew
this would get out" but a "hey, I'm gonna take this camera and screw a
guy on tape hoping to sell it" which puts her cleanly in the 'whore'
category for me). They mentioned it early on in the series when she was
thinking about doing Playboy and talking about being all classy (Kim has
the weakest grip on reality I've ever seen) and Bruce said something
about "first a sex tape and now this??"

It's her and some black guy (no idea if it's the guy that's her
boyfriend on the show), hand held, zero production values, and she
mostly just lays there with her bra on.

It lacks the charm and grace of the Paris Hilton video (I never managed
to watch much of either).

Hell, it lacks the charm and grace and production values of the Rob Lowe
video.

If she'd swallowed a few qualudes and passed out there would have been
more energy.

If she'd swallowed the whole bottle at least there'd have been a happy
ending.

LOL - a google search for "fat Kardashian whore" brings up 367,000 hits,
all of which look to be about Kim.

A google for "Kim Kardashian video" brings up more than you ever wanted
to know, and a google image for "Kim Kardashian video" brings up more
than you ever wanted to see.

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