Melissa Virus
S John M
For you non-Newsguy types, of for y'all with newsguy that don't
participate in n.general, I though you might appreciate this example
gem from there.
In these excerpts from "Re: Melissa Virus" B...@newsguy.com wrote:
>In article <370372a5...@enews.newsguy.com>, at...@intrex.net says...
>>
>>In these excerpts from "Re: Melissa Virus" B...@newsguy.com (Bob) wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I've attached a description of the "Melissa" virus from the Symantec website
>>>below, which gives a decent breakdown of the virus and how it tries to disrupt
>>>your local system. This is not to be confused with the rumored "MelissaGilbert"
>>>virus which supposedly modifies local system settings so that your email client
>>>plays the "Little House on the Praire" theme song each time new messages arrive
>>>in your email box.
>>
>>
>>Thanks! The company I can't name that Al NT-Admin's for's take-over-er
>>got this same thing. That's what I was thinking it was. Anyhow, I would
>>think that the most up to date version of the Melissa Gilbert virus
>>would actually blurt all Lifetime Original Movie like "I WANT MY KIDS
>>BACK!!!" *or* "I WANT OUT OF THIS MAFIA MARRIGE!!!" since, as I'm sure
>>you're aware, Melissa Gilbert has become an absolute staple for
>>Lifetime Original Movies; they're so gripping after all.
>>
>>S. John, who loves television for women.
>>
>>OH!!! And I discovered today MY VCR ISN'T year 2000 compliant. Oh the humanity.
>
>Howdy S. John,
>
>Melissa Gilbert's contributions to the world of acting and entertainment are
>numerous, but she never gets the credit she deserves. While her performance in
>"I Want My Kids Back!" was moving and on par with some other historical TV
>moments... "The Brady Bunch Hawaiian Vacation" and "Return of the Bionic
>Woman"... her current work in progress (I Want Out of This Mafia Marriage but
>Not Before I Get My Kids Back!) should define her incredible body of work.
>
>Best regards,
>B...@newsguy.com
Kyla
framed pic make it out with you last night?
Kyla
*snoogans*
S John M
<mktg...@gardnerdenver.com> wrote:
>Were you wearing your cool new shirt when you wrote this? And did the Wal-Mart
>framed pic make it out with you last night?
>
>Kyla
>*snoogans*
No and No... I was actually wearing a towel when I wrote that, now that
I think about it. Anyhow, I was really just kidding about taking my
*Kay Bee Toy and Hobby* (more the "Big Lots" of Toy Stores) framed
Stone Cold Steve Austin framed 8x10 with me... though I was thinking I
could put it on the little beer ledge and tell my opponents that if I
scratched, I was going to get pissed and turn it into WWF-style
billiards. ANYHOW, I contributed another post to n.general but I guess
I found their TOTT limits because, it being a moderated group, I
noticed my commentary'd apparently A. channel-2000'd it's way too, too
far from the original point and B. had an awfully rank comment
regarding a bowl of chile in it. Want I should share it here?
S. John
Deb
>billiards. ANYHOW, I contributed another post to n.general but I guess
>I found their TOTT limits because, it being a moderated group, I
>noticed my commentary'd apparently A. channel-2000'd it's way too, too
>far from the original point and B. had an awfully rank comment
>regarding a bowl of chile in it. Want I should share it here?
Please do.
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Kyla
writing:
>I found their TOTT limits because, it being a moderated group, I
>noticed my commentary'd apparently A. channel-2000'd it's way too, too
>far from the original point and B. had an awfully rank comment
>regarding a bowl of chile in it. Want I should share it here?
well *duh*
Please share :)
K
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S John M
(Kyla) wrote:
>at...@intrex.net (S John M) may have been a little groggy while
>writing:
>
>>I found their TOTT limits because, it being a moderated group, I
>>noticed my commentary'd apparently A. channel-2000'd it's way too, too
>>far from the original point and B. had an awfully rank comment
>>regarding a bowl of chile in it. Want I should share it here?
>
>well *duh*
>
>Please share :)
OK...
In these excerpts from "Re: ADSL or Cable?" B...@newsguy.com (Bob)
wrote:
>Though I may be wrong, I'd attribute their expressions to a bad bowl of chili,
>or their tights having shrunk in the wash. Though Ventura looks like the dude in
>the Mr. Clean commercials, Andre the Giant was known to turn a few heads in his day :)
Hey, Mr. Clean's hot. Hotter then Ventura even. IMHO, Mr. Clean should
just go ahead, come out, and start dating The Tick (talk about
tights!). Anyhow, I could make a really tacky play on words by dropping
an "e" in "bowl" in "bowl of chili" to further elaborate on the
resultant facial expressions (huh-huh-huh I said "facial") but I'll be
thinking of the teenagers, not doing that. Hey look! It's Millertime.
S. John, who's off to do a Yahoo Search for the "Giant Andre" fellow.
Deb
>Hey, Mr. Clean's hot. Hotter then Ventura even. IMHO, Mr. Clean should
>just go ahead, come out, and start dating The Tick (talk about
>tights!). Anyhow, I could make a really tacky play on words by dropping
>an "e" in "bowl" in "bowl of chili" to further elaborate on the
>resultant facial expressions (huh-huh-huh I said "facial") but I'll be
>thinking of the teenagers, not doing that. Hey look! It's Millertime.
>
>S. John, who's off to do a Yahoo Search for the "Giant Andre" fellow.
S. John, sometimes I think you are in dire need of professional assistance.
But, damn, I love you all the same.
Kyla
writing:
(snip)
ahh..
>S. John, who's off to do a Yahoo Search for the "Giant Andre" fellow.
He played the Giant in "The Princess Bride", too.
S John M
<deb....@attNO-SPAM.net> wrote:
>S. John, sometimes I think you are in dire need of professional assistance.
Yes, there have been many times I yearned for an editor or perhaps a
proofreader.
S. John
Anna
>
> In these excerpts from "Re: Melissa Virus" Kyla
> <mktg...@gardnerdenver.com> wrote:
>
>
> >Were you wearing your cool new shirt when you wrote this? And did the Wal-Mart
> >framed pic make it out with you last night?
> >
> >Kyla
> >*snoogans*
>
> No and No... I was actually wearing a towel when I wrote that, now that
> I think about it.
We are all (especially the teenagers) very happy that you at least wore
a towel.
Anna
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S John M
<an...@nospam.isy.liu.se> wrote:
>> No and No... I was actually wearing a towel when I wrote that, now that
>> I think about it.
>
>We are all (especially the teenagers) very happy that you at least wore
>a towel.
I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
1. Do you "drip dry"?
2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
3. What brand of soap do you use?
4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
6a. Do you lock it?
6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
7. Do you have a mirror in there?
8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
preferences?
10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
as it actually seems?
S. John
Mike. H.
S John M wrote in message <3704dfc...@enews.newsguy.com>...
SURVEY TIME!!!
>
>1. Do you "drip dry"?
No, although with the dry air around here I easily could. In order:
1. Switch off water.
2. Shake off excess water from body.
3. Carefully open shower curtain so as minimize loss of super heated air.
4. Grab towel and switch off fan in one motion. <Note: curse if I realize
towel is still in closet>
5. Dry off, making sure each foot is dry as I lift it to step out of tub.
6. Roll each testicle in right hand and check for lumps. <monthly only>
6a. Quickly look around to make sure I didn't leave the blinds open.
<monthly only>
7. Dress as applicable.
>2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
Uh-uh. Marketing ploy only.
>3. What brand of soap do you use?
Ivory soap - because it's 99.99% pure (not unlike my Purity Score if I add
the "in the last 6 months" qualifier).
>4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
>have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
No. I shave prior to showering.
>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
Curtain.
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
Yes. Curtain - because I can throw it away rather than have to clean out
nasty grout stuff.
>6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
No - how would I hear the music?
> 6a. Do you lock it?
N/A
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
N/A
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
>set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
>
>7. Do you have a mirror in there?
No.
>8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
I don't know. You may have to post a binary.
>9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
>preferences?
Hell yes. I'd move if I didn't.
>10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>as it actually seems?
Indeed.
Mike
Deb
>I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
>
>1. Do you "drip dry"?
Noooo.
>2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
Nope. Just lather and rinse. Sometimes. My hair is so short I really don't
need to shampoo it every day.
>3. What brand of soap do you use?
Lever 2000 but I really prefer Bath & Body Works Shower Gel (vanilla or
flowering herbs scent)
>4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
>have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
Well, most of us females shave OUR LEGS and PITS, and I do it in the shower.
>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
Door. Which, incidentally, the handles fell off of yesterday. As well as the
little bar that I assume you're supposed to grab if you slip. So let's all
hope I don't slip.
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
I like having a door because I HATE mildew-y shower curtains. Ick ick ick
ick.
>6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
Not all the way. Cat needs to come in and make sure I'm okay.
> 6a. Do you lock it?
No. I'd be too afraid I'd lock myself in.
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
Yes I live alone, no I don't lock it.
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
>set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
LOL
>7. Do you have a mirror in there?
Yeah, I just got a new ceiling-to-floor shampoo and misc stuff holder
thingie and it has a mirror on it. I don't know why; I don't shave and it
always steams up anyway.
>8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
>9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
>preferences?
Only if no one else has taken a shower first. And I never have enough for a
full hot bath if I want one.
>10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>as it actually seems?
Yes. Although it's been awhile, I'm sure nothing's changed.
Denise
S John M wrote
>I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
>
>1. Do you "drip dry"?
I blot then do the "towel turbin" thing
>2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
nope, and a little tip to all you people here, only one shampoo is
neccessary, too much can dry your hair out...<unless you are THAT grubby and
greasey then do two>
so one shampoo and then a conditioner
to be able to get a comb thru the wig
>
>3. What brand of soap do you use?
Lever 2000 <of course>;)
>4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
>have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
Well yes I do shave in the shower, but I don't have a beard...shave the legs
and pits and whathaveyous;)
and I guess I should add I also brush my teeth in there as well<my morning
brush is always in the shower>
>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
curtain
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
curtain
>6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
nope, cats need full access to potty room at all times..I think they were
all men in their former livies, why else would they sit on the side of the
tub and watch?;)
> 6a. Do you lock it?
nope
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
NA
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
>set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
>
>7. Do you have a mirror in there?
yup
>8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
"Rubber duckie..."
and nope
>9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
>preferences?
yup a full 40ty minutes worth!!!!=)
>10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>as it actually seems?
No, I guess you must just be doing it wrong;)
Denise
Splish splash I was taking a bath...
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Simba
> In these excerpts from "Re: Melissa Virus" Anna
> <an...@nospam.isy.liu.se> wrote:
>
>
> I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
>
> 1. Do you "drip dry"?
> Sorta. I towel off starting with my arms (a quick wipe), then I do my
> legs, then thighs, then stomach. Then I rub my hair with the towel, comb
> it, and wrap it turban style. Then I walk out into the bedroom to air dry.
> I hate having to dress in a steamy bathroom.
>
> 2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
>
No, but here is my shower routine: (I am female, and my showers are only 4
min long--I have timed myself). Anyway....turn on faucet, switch diverter,
get towel out from closet, get undressed. Stand in shower wet hair, shampoo,
put in conditioner, clean body, rinse body and conditioner. ALL done. If I
have to shave my legs, then I take 10 minutes, in which I fill up the tub qith
an inch or two of water after my shower, sit down and shave my legs amd
armpits and rinse off the legs. I cannot shave while the shower is going. I
hate the droplets make the shave gell drip down my leg.
>
> 3. What brand of soap do you use?
>
Hmmmmm varies. I usually use Bath and Body Works glycerian soap. Afew
years ago I found that regular soap (Caost, Dial, Caress) was making me itch.
Since this is a hick town and our mall does not have a B&BW (told ya my mall
had yours beat), and I have to travel to Savannah I can't replenish the supply
that often. Currently though I am using my last sliver of B&Bw soap, and
there is also a bar of Lever Rain in the shower.
>
> 4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
> have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
>
No, but in the mornings I brush my teeth in the shower. And I will admit
that I occasionally pee.
>
> 5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
>
I have a fabric plaid madrais curtain that I got from Speigel last year
for $4. I practically stole it from them, witht at $20 gift certificate I got
from them when they sent me a pre-approved credit card, and a free catalog (I
am speaking of that thick $10 catalog).
I prefer shower curtains. I just like adding some kind of color to the
room.
>
> 6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
> Yes, my boyfriend and I have a recipocal rule that the door has to be
> shut so that if someone is in the bedroom watching TV, they can hear it.
> 6a. Do you lock it?
> When I am alone.
6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
When I am alone in the mornings, I lock the front door (or
rather make sure it is locked), lock the bedroom door, and lock the bathroom
door. Hmm do I beat S. James for that one?????
7. Do you have a mirror in there?
Yes it is above the sink. It goes from the top of the backsplash, to the
ceiling. There is also a full length mirror on the walk in closet door.
>
> 8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
> No, but can a Kermit Happy Meal toy, that shoots water count?
> 9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
> preferences?
> Yes, although this apt complex is on a well water system, and twice this
> past winter, the circut breaker for the pump room failed, so there was no
> water AT ALL. Luckily the student activity center at the college opens at
> 6:30, and since students get in free, I was able to go there and take a
> shower.
10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea as it
actually seems?
I have never had sex in the shower. Fooled around maybe, but have not
gone all of the way.
>
> S. John
Jen
TfabM88
No I prefer towels.. Two of them please
>2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
and then some...
>3. What brand of soap do you use?
Bath & Body works Pearberry shower gel, Johnson & Johnson's Clean & Clear,
Camay & some other stuff.
>4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
>have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
Well I shave in the shower.. Not my beard though.
>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
Both.. in mom's bathroom we have a door - in mine we have a curtain.
5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
Door - I like it.
>6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
Yes - but when I'm alone I don't.. Otherwise my dog barks til I let her in..
then she sits on the rug & waits for me to get out... before she brings me my
towels & slippers <j/k.. she's not that trained>
> 6a. Do you lock it?
No
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
No
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
>set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
>
>7. Do you have a mirror in there?
Yes
>8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
No, but I have a sail boat.
>9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
>preferences?
Yes.. big hot water heater.
>10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>as it actually seems?
Yeah, usually it's better to get out & finish... before someone slips.
Meagan
"someone once told me I was a bitch.. I laughed"
Todd Kempf
>
> I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
>
Nope. Towels.
> 2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
Usually not.
> 3. What brand of soap do you use?
I use showergel (City Men - Exciting)
> 4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
> have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
Yes, but only started since I've been here since the shelf over the sink
is stupidly placed, so everytime one tries to splash water on ones face,
the water goes all over the floor. Because of this, I"ve been forced to
shave in the shower which has lead to a couple of times where I missed a
spot.
> 5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
We have a curtain.
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
Doesn't really matter, though with a door there is less leakage.
> 6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
Not really.
> 6a. Do you lock it?
Can't.
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
Not applicable.
> 7. Do you have a mirror in there?
In the shower? No.
> 8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
Would be kind of silly since it's just a shower, no bath.
> 9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
> preferences?
Generally, yes.
> 10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
> as it actually seems?
Never did it :( But I have heard that before... Someone want to explain
why? I would think it would be good, since you get cleaned while you're
getting messy.
Todd
Marjon and/or M Ivon M
>1. Do you "drip dry"?
Nope, I use towels.
>2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
Nope. And I don't wash my hair every day. It just takes too long to
dry to do it every morning.
>3. What brand of soap do you use?
Don't think that this is relevant, since you guys won't know the
brands I use. They're the brands from our biggest supermarket chain.
>4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
>have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
I agree with all the women who answered this survey before me.
>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
Curtain
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
Curtain. Much more fun. Mine has all these windows drawn on it and in
the windowsills are cartoonbirds talking to eachother.
>6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
Nope, leave it wide open, since the ventilation in my building is very
bad. And the cats like to take a bath too. The biggest one insists
sometimes that I turn on the tap a little bit so he can drink the
water. And, sucker that I am, I do it.
> 6a. Do you lock it?
Nope. Only when I have company. (M Ivon M not included)
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
Nope.
>7. Do you have a mirror in there?
Yes.
>8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
I don't know your ducky, but I have a very cool one. He has
sunglasses!
>9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
>preferences?
Yep, I have a waterheater-thing in the kitchen, so I never run out of
hot water.
>10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>as it actually seems?
It has never worked for me, yet I keep on trying. It's like
McDonald's; you have this craving, you go for it, but you're never
really satisfied.
Marjon
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S John M wrote:
> 1. Do you "drip dry"?
no - towel dry.
>
> 2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
Only if I have been at the beach and I have suntan lotion in my hair
>
> 3. What brand of soap do you use?
I use homemade soap! My sister makes soap - it is super nice, and she gets
extremely mad if she comes over and we have some other kind of soap in use.
(and believe me, she checks)
>
> 4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
> have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
Silly S John, you probably didn't know this, but females shave too! I always
do my shaving activities in the shower.
> 5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
Curtain - clear vinyl, $3 from the drugstore, throw it out when it looks in
need of a cleaning.
> 6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower? yes
> 6a. Do you lock it? no - but I take showers in the middle of the
> night, before I go to bed
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it? - live alone? What a pleasant
> thought.
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
> set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
> hee hee
>
> 7. Do you have a mirror in there? um, no.
>
> 8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
we have plenty of bath toys in our shower/bath, but they are not mine! When
you have kids, you don't need toys of your own.
>
> 9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
> preferences?
but of course.
>
> 10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
> as it actually seems?
(blush blush) sometimes.
Laura
S John M
at...@intrex.net (S John M) wrote:
>1. Do you "drip dry"?
I should have phrased this "air dry"... I fling off the excess water in
the shower, then I rub myself with the towel (in the face, head, arms,
legs, torso, back order) then I don the towel and generally sit down at
my desk and dry the rest of the way natuatally-- I need to be totally
dry before getting dressed; I've never understoon people who lock
themselves in the bathroom and emerged fully dressed.
>2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
Does anyone? Actually, with the limited amount of head topping coif I
have, I use about a quarter sized dollop of shampoo each time... one
bottle lasts me about 6 months.
>3. What brand of soap do you use?
Irish Spring. Manly yes...
>4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
>have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
I do... I must.
>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
A curtain which I replace about every 8 weeks though I wish I had a
door. I grew up with doors and I've never really did quite master
getting the curtain not to mysteriously gravitate into the shower to
hug me.
>6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
> 6a. Do you lock it?
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
>set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
I leave the door open... even when I'm not here alone. I can't deal
with the accumulated humidity in the bathroom if I don't; and that
little fan accomplishes NOTHING other than noise... it's obviously NOT
pumping air into my upstairs neighbor's living room-- at least I don't
think.
>7. Do you have a mirror in there?
A Bed, Bath, and Beyond $20 fogless contraption of one that hangs from
an arm off the shoer head thing.
>8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
I am me and I do. He's got this blank stare-into-space look on his
face. Al, for some twisted reason, always turns it toward the wall when
he's in there.
>9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
>preferences?
I do... just not enough for those involved shaving projects though. :-(
>10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>as it actually seems?
On top of that if you have sex in the shower, what are you supposed to
do after you're done? Take a shower?
S. John
"It's really no big deal. The way my mind
works, life is one big musical extravaganza."
-- Kelroy.
S John M
H." <mha...@micron.net> wrote:
>Ivory soap - because it's 99.99% pure (not unlike my Purity Score if I add
>the "in the last 6 months" qualifier).
Actually, it's 99.44% pure. And while were on THAT topic, pure what?
S John M
<deb....@attNO-SPAM.net> wrote:
>>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
>
>Door. Which, incidentally, the handles fell off of yesterday. As well as the
>little bar that I assume you're supposed to grab if you slip. So let's all
>hope I don't slip.
Or perhaps want to get out at some point. Should we call maintenance
for you? And when did you get a waterproof, Sony Sports Notebook.
S John M
<gsi0...@gsaix2.cc.GaSou.edu> wrote:
> No, but here is my shower routine: (I am female,
in combination with:
> No, but in the mornings I brush my teeth in the shower. And I will admit
>that I occasionally pee.
No more calls. We have a TMI winner ;-)
>> No, but can a Kermit Happy Meal toy, that shoots water count?
I think that YOU... ummmm... "shoot water" in the shower is the more
significant concept here. I'm trying to-- well, actually I'm trying
desperately NOT TO-- get a mental picture of what-- errr-- gymnastic
like... position this requires. Also, I'm reminded of Pete for some
reason.
Deb
<deb....@attNO-SPAM.net> wrote:
>
> >>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
> >
> >Door. Which, incidentally, the handles fell off of yesterday. As well as the
> >little bar that I assume you're supposed to grab if you slip. So let's all
> >hope I don't slip.
>
> Or perhaps want to get out at some point. Should we call maintenance
> for you? And when did you get a waterproof, Sony Sports Notebook.
I'm afraid to move - what if I fall and I can't get up? I don't have one of
those Medic-Alert bracelets. And while my cat is smart, she's not THAT smart.
I haven't yet taught her to dial 911.
-- deb
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S John M
<l...@rhythmfoundation.com> wrote:
>I use homemade soap! My sister makes soap - it is super nice, and she gets
>extremely mad if she comes over and we have some other kind of soap in use.
>(and believe me, she checks)
I want a sample bar!!!!!!!111
>> 4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
>> have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
>
>Silly S John, you probably didn't know this, but females shave too! I always
>do my shaving activities in the shower.
OK, let me clarify this. I KNOW there's things that the female
persuasion shaves-- and, as I understood it, it was something that
*typically* happens in the shower. The reason I posed the question is
because I shave my face in the shower and wondered if other guys do.
It's not like I asked if the guys changed their oil in there. :-)
I was also happy to hear that I'm not the ONLY one who remembers the
9th grade health class film strip that taught us guys to fondle
ourselves on a monthly basis. Oddly enough, our visual aids weren't
animated. It was a real man; this was my very first ever exposure to
gay porn ;-)
Mike. H.
>I was also happy to hear that I'm not the ONLY one who remembers the
>9th grade health class film strip that taught us guys to fondle
>ourselves on a monthly basis.
Just thought I'd pass on a little Public Service Announcement to all those
male, teenage lurkers out there.
> Oddly enough, our visual aids weren't
>animated. It was a real man; this was my very first ever exposure to
>gay porn ;-)
Well, in the spirit of TMI, I also have a yearly DRE. This doesn't mean I
have some sort of latent gaiety does it? ;-)
Mike
Simba
although I go closer to the drain so that I don't have to stand in the pee.
I guess I pee in the shower, because it's like those cheap B movies that USA
shows, where some kids think it's soooo funny to stick some guys hand in warm
water while he's asleep and then the guy pees and wakes up (does this really
work?), so I suppose that I am just in a hurry when I wake up, and I feel why
should I bother to waste water by using the toilet, flushing it, and then going
into the shower, and I suppose hearing the water, just makes that "I HAVE to go
NOW!!!!" feeling even stronger.
Why not get it all done at once----the shower, the largest personel bidet!
Jen
S John M wrote:
> In these excerpts from "Re: SURVEY! Clean Bodies, Dirty Minds." Simba
> <gsi0...@gsaix2.cc.GaSou.edu> wrote:
>
>
> > No, but here is my shower routine: (I am female,
>
> in combination with:
>
> > No, but in the mornings I brush my teeth in the shower. And I will admit
> >that I occasionally pee.
>
> No more calls. We have a TMI winner ;-)
>
> >> No, but can a Kermit Happy Meal toy, that shoots water count?
>
> I think that YOU... ummmm... "shoot water" in the shower is the more
> significant concept here. I'm trying to-- well, actually I'm trying
> desperately NOT TO-- get a mental picture of what-- errr-- gymnastic
> like... position this requires. Also, I'm reminded of Pete for some
> reason.
>
Shan
>I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
>
>1. Do you "drip dry"?
If I have time.
>2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
Definitely.
>3. What brand of soap do you use?
Dial, antibacterial & moisturizing soap.
>4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
>have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
No beard.
>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
Curtain - and it's completely transparent, with no patterns or
anything on it.
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
Yes. I hate doors. They're a pain in the butt, unless you have a
separate shower & bath. Then I'd prefer the door.
>6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
Depends on where I am... If I'm at my boyfriend's and my place, I
leave the door open just a bit. At my "other" home, I close the door
because I share a bathroom.
> 6a. Do you lock it?
Yes, at my "other" home.
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
See above.
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
>set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
LOL
>7. Do you have a mirror in there?
Yep.
>8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
Nope. No toys in the bathroom to speak of.
>9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
>preferences?
Never. It always starts getting cold before I'm finished and then I
have to rush.
>10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>as it actually seems?
I concur.
Shan
Kyla
writing:
>I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
>
>1. Do you "drip dry"?
Towel off, then drip dry for awhile before getting dressed.
>2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
Nopers
>3. What brand of soap do you use?
Dialsomethingorother. It was on sale.
>4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
>have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
n/a
>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
Curtain
Would prefer a door... doesn't 'drift' and stick to your leg.
>6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
Nope
> 6a. Do you lock it?
uh, no ;P
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
only when I hear you're gonna be in town ;P~*
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
>set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
bwahahaaha!
>7. Do you have a mirror in there?
In the shower? No.
>8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
Yes, but it's not in the tub.
>9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
>preferences?
NO!! The *worst* thing about this current apartment.. I only have
enough hot water for about a 7 min. shower... which makes it difficult
to shave the legs while the water runs. I wind up having to fill the
tub a bit, sit to shave, then shower. *grrr*
My new place won't have such difficulties.
>10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>as it actually seems?
Unfortunately, yes.
But there are still fun things to do in there ;)
Kyla
Kyla
writing:
>> Oddly enough, our visual aids weren't
>>animated. It was a real man; this was my very first ever exposure to
>>gay porn ;-)
>
>Well, in the spirit of TMI, I also have a yearly DRE. This doesn't mean I
>have some sort of latent gaiety does it? ;-)
2 things:
1. What's a DRE?
and
2. If it's what I think it is, yes ;p~*
<tee hee>
Shan
>S. John, who's off to do a Yahoo Search for the "Giant Andre" fellow.
<sniff> I miss Andre the Giant.
Shan
Shan
>> 10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>> as it actually seems?
>
>Never did it :( But I have heard that before... Someone want to explain
>why? I would think it would be good, since you get cleaned while you're
>getting messy.
It's just too way too easy to "be careful and don't slip" like your
mother always told you, and do the deed at the same time. Injuries
abound. Or just plain awkwardness.
Shan
put my foot where?/lean up against here 2000
Shan
> I've never understoon people who lock
>themselves in the bathroom and emerged fully dressed.
Yes, that's just sick and wrong.
>A curtain which I replace about every 8 weeks though I wish I had a
>door. I grew up with doors and I've never really did quite master
>getting the curtain not to mysteriously gravitate into the shower to
>hug me.
I'm amazed at the amount of people who've said they throw out and
replace their shower curtains. They're not that hard to clean. Take
them down, put them in the gentle cycle in the washing machine, add
some (about a cup) vinegar (yes, VINEGAR) and/or baking soda. Pull it
out when it's done, hang back up in the shower to drip dry. You can
also just take a spray bottle, fill (half and half) with water and
vinegar, spray the curtain well while still on the rod and then take a
shower and rinse the curtain. I prefer the former, since it tends to
get more grunge off.
Anyhow.
Also, attach magnets to the bottom of your shower curtain. It will
then adhere to the tub and won't stick to you while you're showering.
I'm way too domestic, aren't I?
Shan
Shan
>Actually, it's 99.44% pure. And while were on THAT topic, pure what?
What does "99-44/100% PURE® mean?
This famous slogan originated in the 1800's
when samples of Ivory were sent to college
chemistry professors and independent
laboratories for analysis. Comparison tests
were made with castile soaps—the standard
of excellence at that time. One chemist's
analysis was in table form with the ingredients
listed by percentage. Harley Procter totaled
the ingredients which did not fall into the
category of pure soap—they equaled
56/100%. He subtracted from 100, and
wrote the slogan "99-44/100% Pure®: It
Floats." This became a pledge of quality to
Ivory consumers. This phrase is so identified
with Ivory, it's registered as a trademark with
the United States Trademark office. "It
Floats" was added to Ivory's slogan in 1891.
For more Ivory fun questions (including "why does it float?), there's
a FAQ:
http://www.ivory.com/ivorysoap/faqs.html
Presence
with far too much time on their hands:
> >Actually, it's 99.44% pure. And while were on THAT topic, pure what?
>
> What does "99-44/100% PURE® mean?
>
> (clipped)
Did that answer pure what? Pure "Soap?" what *is* "Soap?" A combination of
elements? An element itself? SP Atomic number 99.44? Volotile in the
presence of rednecks and changes state in contact with H20 to become
frictionless? To answer these questions, I consulted the FAQ on Ivory's
website. A soap company with a web site.. hrm.
Imagine this exchange:
"Honey, lets get some soap."
"ok, I'll look it up what kind to buy on the web."
Did you feel that too? Yes. So did I. Nausea.
Is there a list of company's that should NOT be online??
So I checked the site. I notice they don't ever call it soap. It's "Bath
Bar" or "Body Wash." That's scary too, people.
#What are Ivory's ingredients?
#Ivory Soap is made of both vegetable oils and animal fats. Two different
#kinds of vegetable oils are used in Ivory - coconut oil and palm
#kernel oil. We add a preservative, less than ½ of 1% of magnesium
#sulfate and sodium silicate, to keep the bar as white as its name.
To which I say, who the hell was the first guy to rub vegitable oil and
animal fat on himself? And why? Was she worth it?
#Ivory contains no heavy perfumes, creams or dyes.
#A light fragrance is added to provide that Ivory clean smell.
So they add "light" perfumes.. or "fragrance." What is "fragrance" if it's
not a perfume?
In addition, I found this really really scary note on their "terms and
conditions" page. (yes, I have too much time too).
#All content in this website is intended only for residents of the
#United States and all references to soap, moisture care, dish liquid,
#detergent products or other products apply to US products only.
woah. So, if you're foreign, you need to read a foreign Faq?
"We use Spit in your soap, dirty french men!"
Is US soap better or worse then Foreign soap? These issues need to be
resolved!!! I will not stand by and let the worlds most powerful country be
the underdog in soap technology. As a member of the US State Department, I
will make it my duty to interogate and teach foreign service officers and
staff about the conditions of soap in foreign countries, and what we can do
to ensure our soap dominance in the next century.
Michael Sneed.
--
This post contained a multipartite encrypted armored polymorphic stealth
tunneling memory resident 32 bit windows virus named "Yoko Ono." If you're
reading this, it's already been launched. There's nothing you can do. Relax.
Sit back and enjoy the denouement.
Simba
or $9.97. You know the one where Andre vs. Hulk Hogan.
Shan wrote:
> at...@intrex.net (S John M) wrote:
>
Marjon and/or M Ivon M
>Shan <cant...@bigfoot.com> wrote from a frightening stand point of someone
>with far too much time on their hands:
>> >Actually, it's 99.44% pure. And while were on THAT topic, pure what?
>>
>> What does "99-44/100% PURE® mean?
>>
>> (clipped)
>#All content in this website is intended only for residents of the
>#United States and all references to soap, moisture care, dish liquid,
>#detergent products or other products apply to US products only.
>woah. So, if you're foreign, you need to read a foreign Faq?
>"We use Spit in your soap, dirty french men!"
The reason could be that the Ivory brand BathBars aren't sold outside
the US? We have our own brands!
>Is US soap better or worse then Foreign soap? These issues need to be
>resolved!!! I will not stand by and let the worlds most powerful country be
>the underdog in soap technology. As a member of the US State Department, I
>will make it my duty to interogate and teach foreign service officers and
>staff about the conditions of soap in foreign countries, and what we can do
>to ensure our soap dominance in the next century.
*grin*
But what if we foreigners want to use our own soap? Can we bring our
own shower gel to the States in May? Or is it prohibited to bring in
soap? Just like we cannot bring food or drugs?
I am really attached to my own soap.
LQ/JQ
Presence wrote:
> To which I say, who the hell was the first guy to rub vegitable oil and
> animal fat on himself? And why? Was she worth it?
What rock have you been hiding under? It was Ayla in Clan of the Cave Bear!
Laura
Anna
>
> I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
>
> 1. Do you "drip dry"?
No, I use a towel. Now when I have short hair I buzz it all over my head
to dry my hair a little, when I had long hair I used to make a turban.
> 2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
I figure this is an advertising thing, but no, I only wash my hair once.
> 3. What brand of soap do you use?
(I think) Lux - nine out of ten actresses uses the same soap - yuck,
that's gross.
> 4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
> have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
I shave my armpits over the zink, but my legs and other stuff standing
in the bath tub, then using the shower to get rid of the hair that has
fallen down. FWIW, my BF doesn't shave in the shower.
And S John, it's OK now. I'm not upset with you anymore.
> 5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
Shower curtain featuring Snoopy surfing. I gave it to my BF when we
first got together and I started sleeping over and had to shower at his
place, because his shower curtain was Really Yucky.
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
I kind of prefer whatever gives me the most space. Some shower curtains
slime towards you when you shower, and stick on you, yuck. But mine has
some metal things in the hem that makes it hang down, and also, the
bar/rail/rod it hangs from is slightly outside the bathtub, so the
curtain sticks to the tub and leaves a lot of place for me.
And when it gets dirty I just throw it in the washing machine.
> 6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
Yes, to make the warm air stay in there, or else I might freeze when I
leave the shower. After I've dried I open it, so it doesn't get to hot.
> 6a. Do you lock it?
No.
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
No
> 7. Do you have a mirror in there?
In the bathroom, yes, two, but not that I can see when showering.
> 8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
We have a Ducky containing bath foam, but it doesn't look like you.
> 9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
> preferences?
Yes. Though if my BF brushes his teeth while I'm showering, the water
gets hotter when he takes cold water and cooler when he stops.
> 10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
> as it actually seems?
Yes. Or no.
You do realize this is an ambiguous questions, right? No, it is never a
good idea or Yes, it is never a good ideas?
Anna
--
---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---
Anna Hagenblad, an...@isy.liu.se
http://www.control.isy.liu.se/~annah/
I read news for educational purposes only.
Anna
>
> S John M wrote in message <3704dfc...@enews.newsguy.com>...
>
> SURVEY TIME!!!
> >
> >1. Do you "drip dry"?
>
>
> 1. Switch off water.
> 2. Shake off excess water from body.
> 3. Carefully open shower curtain so as minimize loss of super heated air.
> 4. Grab towel and switch off fan in one motion. <Note: curse if I realize
> towel is still in closet>
This is where my BF yells "Anna" in a small voice. And as the nice
person I am, I get him a towel from the closet (outside the bathroom).
> >8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
>
> I don't know. You may have to post a binary.
I have seen one, and I would be very surprised if you did have a Ducky
like S John.
Anna
>
> I am really attached to my own soap.
But soap isn't supposed to attache, is it? I thought you were supposed
to rinse it of ;-)
Anna
You beat me to it, Laura. And actually I'm beginning to think there are
only two sources to wisdom: Ayla and another Laura, Laura Ingalls.
But regarding soap: We made soap in Junior High, on a chemistry class.
And our teacher said this was what most people remembered from Junior
High chemistry. And I remember it.
SMUgrad
>In these excerpts from "Re: Melissa Virus" Anna
><an...@nospam.isy.liu.se> wrote:
>
>
>>> No and No... I was actually wearing a towel when I wrote that, now that
>>> I think about it.
>>
>>We are all (especially the teenagers) very happy that you at least wore
>>a towel.
>
>
>I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
>
>1. Do you "drip dry"?
No.
>2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
Sometimes, but usually not.
>3. What brand of soap do you use?
I change around from time to time, but currently it's St. Ives Skin
Renewal Body Wash.
*** 3a. Do you prefer bar soap or the liquid variety?
>4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
>have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
No, I shave at the sink before I take my shower.
>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
Curtain
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
Prefer a door. Actually, I'd prefer a stand-alone shower instead of
the typical shower/tub combo.
>6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
Yes
> 6a. Do you lock it?
No
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
No
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
>set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
OK, call me weird, but if my roommate is gone for whatever reason and
I need to take a shower, I *do* turn on the security alarm.
>7. Do you have a mirror in there?
No
>8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
No
>9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
>preferences?
Because I'm usually up and in my shower before my roommate is up and
in his, yes.
>10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>as it actually seems?
Not necessarily...*smirk*
**********
"Why can't men be more like plants? I mean you can stroke a plant,
and it doesn't get the wrong idea."
- Heather Locklear, "The Return of Swamp Thing"
Mike. H.
>> >8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
>>
>
>I have seen one, and I would be very surprised if you did have a Ducky
>like S John.
Really? Do I come across as non-rubber duckworthy?
Mike
Mike. H.
<370ad70f...@enews.newsguy.com>...
>On Sun, 04 Apr 1999 16:26:23 GMT, cant...@bigfoot.com (Shan) wrote:
>
>>at...@intrex.net (S John M) wrote:
>>
>>>S. John, who's off to do a Yahoo Search for the "Giant Andre" fellow.
>>
>><sniff> I miss Andre the Giant.
>
>that he was smelly and didn't speak very good English.
Don't all the French fit this description?
>S.James
><French wrestlers for $500, Alex.>
Alison
>
> I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
>
> 1. Do you "drip dry"?
No dude, that would take all day!
>
> 2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
I don't repeat. Once is enough
>
> 3. What brand of soap do you use?
I am ZESTfully clean :)
>
> 4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
> have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
---
>
> 5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
curtain
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
I like the curtain so there is no door to get all foggy.
>
> 6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
yeah!
> 6a. Do you lock it?
ummm, no
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
I live with many and I dont lock it
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
> set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
>
> 7. Do you have a mirror in there?
No, but one time I used someones shower who had a mirror, and it was
so weird. I was like, "There I am washing my hair. There I am washing my
skin. There I am.... oh gosh, I'm NAKED!
>
> 8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
No, bummer.
>
> 9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
> preferences?
yep
>
> 10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
> as it actually seems?
Its not a good idea at all, there is no room for that and you are
waterlogged for days and days.
>
--
Ali
"Yes there are 2 paths you can go by, but in the long run
there is still time to change the road you're on." -Led Zeppelin
Marjon and/or M Ivon M
>On Mon, 5 Apr 1999 10:02:27 -0600, "Mike. H." <mha...@micron.net>
>wrote:
>>>I actually met Andre the Giant when I was a kid. All I remember was
>>>that he was smelly and didn't speak very good English.
>>
>>
>>Don't all the French fit this description?
>French men anyway.
French women are born with a beautycase in one hand and a bottle of
expensive perfume in the other. I feel like a big ugly giant whenever
I'm near a French women. (not that I smell or anything, I'm just
bigger/larger and not born with that beautycase)
Anna
> >>
> >
> >I have seen one, and I would be very surprised if you did have a Ducky
> >like S John.
>
> Really? Do I come across as non-rubber duckworthy?
Well, no, I was just trying to be funny (not very sucessfully obviously)
by interpreting S John's "Rubber Ducky like me" as "Rubber Ducky looking
like me". And I would really be surprised if you had a Rubber Ducky
looking like S John. By the way, why do we capitalize Rubber Ducky? (Is
it a Sesame Street thing?)
Ferris445
I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
1. Do you "drip dry"?
Nope, I like to dry off as fast as possible for some reason.
2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
No, I don't repeat. Like other people said, it takes too long.
3. What brand of soap do you use?
I use Lever 2000, for all my 2000 body parts. But I was thinking about that
slogan, and are there really 2000 exterior body parts? That seems like a lot.
4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower?
Nope
5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
Door :)
5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
I prefer the door, for no logical reason.
6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
Yes!
6a. Do you lock it?
No, cause my dad used to yell at me for doing that when I was a kid, saying if
I ever fell and hit my head, no one would be able to get in and help me. So I
haven't locked it since I was 13. (I'm 20 now)
6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
I live with several people, don't lock it
6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it, set the
intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
LOL
7. Do you have a mirror in there?
Yup, and it's right across from the shower, kind of strange to see yourself in
it
8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
No :(
9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering preferences?
Yup, no problems with the water
10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea as it
actually seems?
If there were multiple shower heads and more room, it would be a lot better.
S John M
>Also, attach magnets to the bottom of your shower curtain. It will
>then adhere to the tub and won't stick to you while you're showering.
>
>I'm way too domestic, aren't I?
Where are these people finding magnets that attach to plastic? I've
NEVER understood the point. My tubs/shower isn't made of metal... is
ANYONE'S?
S. John
Rubadubdub/Saturday Night 2000
S John M
<an...@nospam.isy.liu.se> wrote:
>And S John, it's OK now. I'm not upset with you anymore.
I can go home happy :-)
>> 5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
>
>Shower curtain featuring Snoopy surfing. I gave it to my BF when we
>first got together and I started sleeping over and had to shower at his
>place, because his shower curtain was Really Yucky.
I got Al addicted to "clear"... it was actually a conspiracy on my part
just to be able to watch but I cleverly convinced him it was because
the non clear ones make the actually prevent the stall from being well
enough lit up (which actually is a secondary, though significant,
reason too).
S. John
S John M
wrote:
>*** 3a. Do you prefer bar soap or the liquid variety?
Irish Spring... SOLID. Actually that bring up yet another point. Al and
I have our own personal cakes (no one calls 'em cakes much anymore) of
soap since I don't have or do wash clothes. I do it just like in the
commercials: soap to skin.
>>10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>>as it actually seems?
>
>Not necessarily...*smirk*
I need a garden tub to have enough room THEN there's too much space to
get amply steamed up and it is therefore COLD which, obviously, doesn't
really lend itself very well to... that.
Ferris445
<Where are these people finding magnets that attach to plastic? I've NEVER
understood the point. My tubs/shower isn't made of metal... is
ANYONE'S>
I thought most tubs were made of ceramic. If it was made of metal, things would
get extremely hot!
Ferris
Ellen
> I was still drying after my shower... SURVEY TIME!!!
>
> 1. Do you "drip dry"?
In summer I splash on a nicely scented after-shower splash and drip dry. But
in cooler weather I put jojoba oil on my legs and arms while still wet and
let those drip dry, but I towel dry the torso.
>
> 2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
Nope -- just lather and rinse. And condition every other day.
>
> 3. What brand of soap do you use?
A variety of those liquid body washes, usually depending on what's on sale or
what I have a coupon for. But for a special treat, I like Bath and Body Works'
Aromatherapy "Stress Relief" body wash.
>
> 4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
> have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
I shave my legs and underarms in the shower.
>
> 5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
Curtain.
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
I prefer a clear glass door.
>
> 6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
Nope, never.
> 6a. Do you lock it?
I suppose I would if we had a guest staying over. But that's unlikely because
we have a very small one-bedroom apartment.
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
> set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
>
> 7. Do you have a mirror in there?
*In* the shower? Nope.
>
> 8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
No, but I'd love to know where I can get a Rubber Ducky that looks just like
you. :P~~~
>
> 9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
> preferences?
Always, since I prefer lukewarm showers. (Hot baths, but lukewarm showers.)
>
> 10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
> as it actually seems?
Oh god -- *chuckling* -- yeah. But they make it look so easy on Melrose....
Ellen
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Ellen
at...@intrex.net wrote:
> In these excerpts from "Re: SURVEY! Clean Bodies, Dirty Minds." LQ/JQ
> <l...@rhythmfoundation.com> wrote:
>
> >I use homemade soap! My sister makes soap - it is super nice, and she gets
> >extremely mad if she comes over and we have some other kind of soap in use.
> >(and believe me, she checks)
>
> I want a sample bar!!!!!!!111
I want the recipe -- I'd love to try making homemade soap.
Ellen
cant...@bigfoot.com (Shan) wrote:
> I'm amazed at the amount of people who've said they throw out and
> replace their shower curtains. They're not that hard to clean. Take
> them down, put them in the gentle cycle in the washing machine, add
> some (about a cup) vinegar (yes, VINEGAR) and/or baking soda. Pull it
> out when it's done, hang back up in the shower to drip dry. You can
> also just take a spray bottle, fill (half and half) with water and
> vinegar, spray the curtain well while still on the rod and then take a
> shower and rinse the curtain. I prefer the former, since it tends to
> get more grunge off.
>
> Anyhow.
>
> Also, attach magnets to the bottom of your shower curtain. It will
> then adhere to the tub and won't stick to you while you're showering.
>
> I'm way too domestic, aren't I?
Martha Stewart must be scared of you .....
*giggle*
Anna
>
> S John M wrote:
> >
> > In these excerpts from "Re: SURVEY! Clean Bodies, Dirty Minds."
> >
> > >Also, attach magnets to the bottom of your shower curtain. It will
> > >then adhere to the tub and won't stick to you while you're showering.
> > >
> > >I'm way too domestic, aren't I?
> >
> > NEVER understood the point. My tubs/shower isn't made of metal... is
>
> Mine is, I think, though I've never tried to see if it's metallic.
That should be magnetic.
Anna
>
> In these excerpts from "Re: SURVEY! Clean Bodies, Dirty Minds."
> cant...@bigfoot.com (Shan) wrote:
>
> >Also, attach magnets to the bottom of your shower curtain. It will
> >then adhere to the tub and won't stick to you while you're showering.
> >
> >I'm way too domestic, aren't I?
>
> Where are these people finding magnets that attach to plastic? I've
> NEVER understood the point. My tubs/shower isn't made of metal... is
> ANYONE'S?
Mine is, I think, though I've never tried to see if it's metallic.
Anna
Sa1utethis
<<1. Do you "drip dry"?
>Pat dry.
>2. Do you "lather, rinse, AND repeat"?
>Nope. You're not supposed to if you wash your hair every day. You'll strip
the natural oils out.
>3. What brand of soap do you use?
>I'm currently on the 6th bar of the 6-bar Irish Spring package I bought a few
years ago. I have a big decision coming when that bar runs out.
>4. Guys: Do you shave IN the shower? (OK, any females in the group that
>have a beard, feel free to answer too.)
>I shave my legs & pits in the shower. With men's shaving cream, which costs
1/3 what women's "shaving gels" cost and does the same thing.
>5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
Curtain.
> 5a. Do you have a preference between the two?
>Curtain - you can throw it away when it gets dirty.
>6. Do you close the bathroom door when you're in the shower?
Yes. Keeps the heat in.
> 6a. Do you lock it?
Against what? My cats?
> 6b. Do you live alone AND lock it?
See above.
> 6c. S. James only: Do you live alone, close the door, lock it,
>set the intrusion alarm, and sanitize the whole stall before AND after?
>
>7. Do you have a mirror in there?
>In the shower? Wouldn't it get all steamy?
>8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
>[Sigh!] No toys in my shower.
>9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
>preferences?
>Yes. But don't you hate the way hotels never have any water pressure? It
takes twice as long to rinse your hair.
>10. Do you find that having sex in the shower is never as good an idea
>as it actually seems?
>Never tried it. I'd fall and hurt myself, most likely.
Elizabeth
http://members.aol.com/sa1utethis/cats.html
"I'm so evil, and skanky. And I think I'm kind of gay." - Willow on her vampire
alter-ego, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Anna
>
> S John asks:
> >
> >3. What brand of soap do you use?
> >I'm currently on the 6th bar of the 6-bar Irish Spring package I bought a few
> years ago. I have a big decision coming when that bar runs out.
I realized I spent way too much time doing mathematics when I (this was
in college) started calculating to find out if 5 soap bars weighing 85
grams a piece were more than 6 soap bars weighing 75 grams a piece. The
prize was the same.
> >9. Do you have an ample supply of "hot water" for your showering
> >preferences?
> >Yes. But don't you hate the way hotels never have any water pressure? It
> takes twice as long to rinse your hair.
Yes! Pressure is almost as important as temperature.
Todd Kempf
>
> >><sniff> I miss Andre the Giant.
> >
> >that he was smelly and didn't speak very good English.
>
> Don't all the French fit this description?
I would have to say "no". All the Frenchgirls I met while here smelled
pretty good, actually.
Todd
Todd Kempf
>
>
> French women are born with a beautycase in one hand and a bottle of
> expensive perfume in the other. I feel like a big ugly giant whenever
> I'm near a French women. (not that I smell or anything, I'm just
> bigger/larger and not born with that beautycase)
My roommate tells me that the women in France are the best in the world.
So far I haven't been there, but after the Napoleanic thingie, I'm
returning via Belgium and France so I'll get to see. But as for you
being big, I believe it's because you are Germanic and I've discovered
that people here are huge. When I was at a Faschings parade, I couldn't
see much because everyone was so much bigger than me. I'm 5'10 which
inthe US is around average, but hereI'm like a dwarf. I would imagine
you are just like all the other central Europeanites - too damn tall!!
:)
To(d*2)
Todd Kempf
>
> No, but here is my shower routine: (I am female, and my showers are only 4
> min long--I have timed myself). Anyway....turn on faucet, switch diverter,
> get towel out from closet, get undressed. Stand in shower wet hair, shampoo,
> put in conditioner, clean body, rinse body and conditioner. ALL done. If I
> have to shave my legs, then I take 10 minutes, in which I fill up the tub qith
> an inch or two of water after my shower, sit down and shave my legs amd
> armpits and rinse off the legs. I cannot shave while the shower is going. I
> hate the droplets make the shave gell drip down my leg.
You mean, younever just stand there under the hot water and enjoy the
warmth and all? I love doing that, esp. on cold mornings...
> > 8. Do you have a Rubber Ducky like me?
> No, but can a Kermit Happy Meal toy, that shoots water count?
Possibly. But unless it can talk or in some other way inform us of the
proper answer, we'll never know.
ToDD
Todd Kempf
>
> >Never did it :( But I have heard that before... Someone want to explain
> >why? I would think it would be good, since you get cleaned while you're
> >getting messy.
>
> It's just too way too easy to "be careful and don't slip" like your
> mother always told you, and do the deed at the same time. Injuries
> abound. Or just plain awkwardness.
>
> Shan
> put my foot where?/lean up against here 2000
Aaaa haha Now I understand why some large percent of accidents around
the house occur in the shower... But, would sex in a bath also be a bad
thing? That would seem to me to be romantic and, again, convienient. Am
I, again again, wrong?
Todd
Todd Kempf
>
> >5. Do you have a Shower Curtain or a "door"?
>
> door. I grew up with doors and I've never really did quite master
> getting the curtain not to mysteriously gravitate into the shower to
> hug me.
That is weird... I get that too. What I've found works, sort of, is to
stand so that the water gets directed into the curtain, than it keeps it
away (until you move).
Toddd
Kyla
Saying this in as clinical way as possible, not so much to TTOT, but to
prevent me from blushing:
I've found that situations such as the one Todd outlined above tend to rinse
away the natural lubricants.
....but that's a problem I'm, personally, willing to work to overcome.
No, I'm not looking for volunteers ;P~*
Kyla
...did I mention my new digs has a hot tub?
S John M
<mktg...@gardnerdenver.com> wrote:
>Saying this in as clinical way as possible, not so much to TTOT, but to
>prevent me from blushing:
>
>I've found that situations such as the one Todd outlined above tend to rinse
>away the natural lubricants.
I find that to be the case in any sort of love making session that
takes place in any sort of water, including pools and the beach.
S. John
MELROSEMAN
>
> S John wrote:
>
> <Where are these people finding magnets that attach to plastic? I've NEVER
> understood the point. My tubs/shower isn't made of metal... is
>
> I thought most tubs were made of ceramic. If it was made of metal, things would
> get extremely hot!
>
> Ferris
Through years of experience in the shower ;) I've learned that the
inside of the tub is made of metal and then covered with ceramic lining.
This helps keep the desired water temperature and makes those
oh-so-helpful shower magnets work. I absolutely hate it when the shower
curtain flies around. I use weights, such as empty/water-filled shampoo
bottles, to hold it down on the edges of the tub.
Anyway, I hope this is enough info to make up for my absence. Don't ask
me how I know all this. I have a vague memory of broken tub or seeing
the inside of a tub. It's either that or I have X-ray vision!
--
"I do wish we could chat longer,
but I'm having an old friend for dinner."
(Hannibal Lechter, "Silence of the Lambs" 1991)
MELROSEMAN - "Purveyor of the Web's premier necrophiliac
Melrose Place site" - SPIN Magazine, July 1998.
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Marjon and/or M Ivon M
Well, if you're *that* small, we'll definitely have to make good plans
before we meet in Bourtange... ;-)
But, you know, the Dutch are the tallest people in Europe (it seems)
and in the northern part of Holland they're bigger than in the south.
Todd Kempf
>
> > Aaaa haha Now I understand why some large percent of accidents around
> > the house occur in the shower... But, would sex in a bath also be a bad
> > thing? That would seem to me to be romantic and, again, convienient. Am
> > I, again again, wrong?
>
> prevent me from blushing:
"TTOT"? "Thinking The of Teenagers"? "Thinking Thoughtfully of Todd"?
"Tickling Turtles on Tables"?
> I've found that situations such as the one Todd outlined above tend to rinse
> away the natural lubricants.
Aaaahhhh... That makes sense. Damn, I got to get out more or something..
> ..did I mention my new digs has a hot tub?
You just did. Should I say congrats? :)
Todd
Todd Kempf
>
> >inthe US is around average, but hereI'm like a dwarf. I would imagine
> >you are just like all the other central Europeanites - too damn tall!!
> >:)
>
> Well, if you're *that* small, we'll definitely have to make good plans
> before we meet in Bourtange... ;-)
Just look for the guy jumping up and down trying to see :)
> But, you know, the Dutch are the tallest people in Europe (it seems)
> and in the northern part of Holland they're bigger than in the south.
Really? I would have guessed that the Swedes were the tallest. Hmm..
Either way, you're all too tall :)
Little Todd
Sa1utethis
<<my showers are only 4 min long>>
Yikes! It takes me that long to get the tangles out of my hair.
<<If I have to shave my legs, then I take 10 minutes,>>
Now that takes me about 10 seconds - I'm pretty vicious with a razor, blood
flying everywhere...
<<No, but can a Kermit Happy Meal toy, that shoots water count?>>
Oh, I want one!
Sa1utethis
<<onanistic>>
What does this mean? Couldn't find it in the online dictionary.
Sa1utethis
<<I'm amazed at the amount of people who've said they throw out and replace
their shower curtains. They're not that hard to clean.>>
You *are* kidding, right? I don't even clean my shower, let alone the curtain.
(Okay, every once in a while it gets too gross even for me. And now I'm using
that stuff you spray so you don't have to clean).
Kyla
writing:
>Kyla wrote:
>> Saying this in as clinical way as possible, not so much to TTOT, but to
>> prevent me from blushing:
>
>"TTOT"? "Thinking The of Teenagers"? "Thinking Thoughtfully of Todd"?
>"Tickling Turtles on Tables"?
The first one.
>> ..did I mention my new digs has a hot tub?
>
>You just did. Should I say congrats? :)
Sure ;)
K
_____________________________
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It isn't anything complex; it is simply the best thing in life,
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Sa1utethis <sa1ut...@aol.comantijunk> wrote in with spray on words
> Shan writes:
>
> <<I'm amazed at the amount of people who've said they throw out and
replace
> their shower curtains. They're not that hard to clean.>>
>
> You *are* kidding, right? I don't even clean my shower, let alone the
curtain.
>
> (Okay, every once in a while it gets too gross even for me. And now I'm
using
> that stuff you spray so you don't have to clean).
>
> Elizabeth
>
AMEN. I love that stuff. I wish they had that for pets and everyday items
like cars and and the stuff that collects on monitors.
-Michael-
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Mike. H.
<19990409083357...@ng-ft1.aol.com>...
>S James uses word:
>
><<onanistic>>
>
>What does this mean? Couldn't find it in the online dictionary.
Self-gratifying. Yes, *that* kind of self-gratification. It can also mean
coitus interruptus.
Mike
J. Buckley
Presence wrote:
> Sa1utethis <sa1ut...@aol.comantijunk> wrote in with spray on words
> And now I'm
> using
> > that stuff you spray so you don't have to clean).
> >
> > Elizabeth
> >
>
> AMEN. I love that stuff. I wish they had that for pets and everyday items
> like cars and and the stuff that collects on monitors.
Hey, why stop there? I wish they had that stuff for floors, towels, sheets,
clothes, dishes, the bottom of the fridge and other places I'd mention if I
wasn't thinking of the teenagers
--
J. Buckley
"Looks like suicide again for me"
--Moe Sizlak
Oh yeah, I have a site too:
http://home.pressroom.com/jbuckley
Marjon and/or M Ivon M
>Marjon and/or M Ivon M wrote:
>>
>> >inthe US is around average, but hereI'm like a dwarf. I would imagine
>> >you are just like all the other central Europeanites - too damn tall!!
>> >:)
>>
>> Well, if you're *that* small, we'll definitely have to make good plans
>> before we meet in Bourtange... ;-)
>Just look for the guy jumping up and down trying to see :)
Luckily we know where you have the best "seats"and if we get there
early we can find you a spot where you can see everything!
>> But, you know, the Dutch are the tallest people in Europe (it seems)
>> and in the northern part of Holland they're bigger than in the south.
>Really? I would have guessed that the Swedes were the tallest. Hmm..
>Either way, you're all too tall :)
I thought that too, but it seems the Dutch are taller. (one quarter of
a centimeter or something like that)
But I'm not that tall. I think you'll be a bit taller than me. I'm
about 1.70.
LQ/JQ
Laura
PS - She won't tell me.
LQ/JQ
directly or indirectly about MP!
Welcome to the world of off topic, MM
Laura
MELROSEMAN
>
> I do believe this is the first Melroseman post I have ever seen that was not
> directly or indirectly about MP!
> Welcome to the world of off topic, MM
> Laura
This is what happens when your favorite show lets you down.
Anyway, here's an e-mail I recieved just now from Omar of the Other
Group:
"Where have you been? This group is a wasteland without you. A newsgroup
where I
am the most regular poster is not one that should be allowed on usenet.
Whether
you like the show or hate the show, please stick it out through the end.
I
think you'll be pleasantly surprised."
I think Omar's finally beginning to see the light!
Sa1utethis
<<Self-gratifying. Yes, *that* kind of self-gratification. It can also mean
coitus interruptus.>>
Now see, this is the kind of useful information to be found in this NG. I
intend to use this word at least once a day.
Elizabeth, not carrying on onanistically at the moment
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"You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't
fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet." -
Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Todd Kempf
>
> >Just look for the guy jumping up and down trying to see :)
>
> Luckily we know where you have the best "seats"and if we get there
> early we can find you a spot where you can see everything!
Seats? Now I'm confused. I thought it was a bunch of enthusiasts
dressing up and wandering around a reconstructed town. What would one
need seats for?
> >Really? I would have guessed that the Swedes were the tallest. Hmm..
> >Either way, you're all too tall :)
>
> I thought that too, but it seems the Dutch are taller. (one quarter of
> a centimeter or something like that)
Congrats? :)
> But I'm not that tall. I think you'll be a bit taller than me. I'm
> about 1.70.
I doubt I'll be taller than you. If Dutch are taller than Germans, and
most Germans are taller than me, I'd be willing to bet that you will be
taller than me. If not, you'll probably be better dressed ;)
Todd
CJ
>I do believe this is the first Melroseman post I have ever seen that was not
>directly or indirectly about MP!
>Welcome to the world of off topic, MM
>Laura
You mean that none of the Melrose Place characters *ever* use a shower
or bath? For any purpose? Hmm... ;)
CJ
Marjon and/or M Ivon M
>Marjon and/or M Ivon M wrote:
>>
>> >Just look for the guy jumping up and down trying to see :)
>>
>> Luckily we know where you have the best "seats"and if we get there
>> early we can find you a spot where you can see everything!
>Seats? Now I'm confused. I thought it was a bunch of enthusiasts
>dressing up and wandering around a reconstructed town. What would one
>need seats for?
To watch the battle. There will be fighting and cannonfire and big
guns and stuff!
>> But I'm not that tall. I think you'll be a bit taller than me. I'm
>> about 1.70.
>I doubt I'll be taller than you. If Dutch are taller than Germans, and
>most Germans are taller than me, I'd be willing to bet that you will be
>taller than me. If not, you'll probably be better dressed ;)
But I'm a female and not a very tall one. But we'll see. I'll bring my
measuringtape.
S John M
>Shan writes:
>
><<I'm amazed at the amount of people who've said they throw out and replace
>their shower curtains. They're not that hard to clean.>>
>
>You *are* kidding, right? I don't even clean my shower, let alone the curtain.
>
>(Okay, every once in a while it gets too gross even for me. And now I'm using
>that stuff you spray so you don't have to clean).
I clean my shower about once every 3 weeks. It's a major ordeal and I
typically end up nearly poisoning myself from the 409 and Bleach and
all fumes. I nearly bought some of that Clean Shower stuff but, what
with the supposed shocking news about Fabreez, I'm going to wait for
the general population to determine the whole "Clean Shower" concept
doesn't kill pets, cause cancer, or lead to unwanted pregnancy.
S. John
S John M
Buckley" <j.bu...@pressroom.com> wrote:
>Hey, why stop there? I wish they had that stuff for floors, towels, sheets,
>clothes, dishes, the bottom of the fridge and other places I'd mention if I
Speaking of cleaning in general, I changed my vacuum cleaner bag this
past weekend. Is it me or is this whole "vacuum cleaner bag"
labeling/sorting/classification system a convoluted conspiracy to
causing you to most assuredly buy the wrong kind at least twice before
getting it right? Also, why are they always in two packs? I've lived
here for three years and this would be the 2nd time I had to change it.
Like I'm supposed to know where the "left over" bag is in 16 months.
S. John
Kyla
> I clean my shower about once every 3 weeks. It's a major ordeal and I
> typically end up nearly poisoning myself from the 409 and Bleach and
> all fumes. I nearly bought some of that Clean Shower stuff but, what
> with the supposed shocking news about Fabreez,
What shocking news? Did I miss a memo?
> I'm going to wait for
> the general population to determine the whole "Clean Shower" concept
> doesn't kill pets, cause cancer, or lead to unwanted pregnancy.
Damn, S. John... if it caused an unwanted pregnancy in you, you could probably make
some serious bux ;P
...then you could stop asking me for money ;-)
Kyla
(...jeesh, I get *one* little job... Remind me never to win the lottery)
LQ/JQ
MELROSEMAN wrote:
> Anyway, here's an e-mail I recieved just now from Omar of the Other
> Group:
>
> "Where have you been? This group is a wasteland without you. A newsgroup
> where I
> am the most regular poster is not one that should be allowed on usenet.
> Whether
> you like the show or hate the show, please stick it out through the end.
> I
> think you'll be pleasantly surprised."
>
> I think Omar's finally beginning to see the light!
LOL! Who knew?
Laura
LQ/JQ
S John M wrote:
> I clean my shower about once every 3 weeks. It's a major ordeal and I
> typically end up nearly poisoning myself from the 409 and Bleach and
> all fumes. I nearly bought some of that Clean Shower stuff but, what
> with the supposed shocking news about Fabreez, I'm going to wait for
> the general population to determine the whole "Clean Shower" concept
> doesn't kill pets, cause cancer, or lead to unwanted pregnancy.
>
> S. John
I am quite sure that the whole "Global Warming" problems are a direct result of
someone using too much EZ-Off Oven Cleaner!
Laura
Sa1utethis
<<I am quite sure that the whole "Global Warming" problems are a direct result
of
someone using too much EZ-Off Oven Cleaner!>>
This is why I've never used the oven in any apartment I've lived in. As a
result, I've never had to clean one.
Elizabeth, just thinking of the environment
Shan
>In article <370b92dc...@news.newsguy.com>,
> cant...@bigfoot.com (Shan) wrote:
>
>> I'm way too domestic, aren't I?
>
>Martha Stewart must be scared of you .....
>*giggle*
I'm trailer-trash domestic, compared to Martha Stewart. I highly
doubt she'd give my shower curtain ideas a second glance. I don't
know if I should be sad or happy about this.
Shan
Shan
>Aaaa haha Now I understand why some large percent of accidents around
>the house occur in the shower... But, would sex in a bath also be a bad
>thing? That would seem to me to be romantic and, again, convienient. Am
>I, again again, wrong?
Hee. What Kyla said. Although, it is romantic to bathe together.
And hot tubs just rock for foreplay.
Shan
Shan
>Shan writes:
>
><<I'm amazed at the amount of people who've said they throw out and replace
>their shower curtains. They're not that hard to clean.>>
>
>You *are* kidding, right? I don't even clean my shower, let alone the curtain.
Uhm, nope. :)
>(Okay, every once in a while it gets too gross even for me. And now I'm using
>that stuff you spray so you don't have to clean).
Actually, that stuff looks interesting. But I'm trying to use less
chemicals to clean, and more natural products. Yeah, I'm an
environmental freak, too.
Shan
Shan
>The local Wal-Mart is selling tapes of Wrestlemania III for either $6.97
>or $9.97. You know the one where Andre vs. Hulk Hogan.
Ooo! :) Actually, I have that one on tape, I believe.
Shan
Shan
>Where are these people finding magnets that attach to plastic? I've
>NEVER understood the point. My tubs/shower isn't made of metal... is
>ANYONE'S?
Uhm, yup. At least, it's ceramic with a steel undercoat or whatever,
like Melroseman said. And magnets attach quite well.
As for you and your PLASTIC (that's kinda weird) tub - get heavy
washers and attach (sew, staple, glue, whatever?) them to the bottom
of the curtain to weigh it down so it doesn't move around and stick to
you.
Shan