Sure seems like the interesting and grisly crimes are piling up fast and
furiously over the past few days. Here we have a brand new incident out of
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Seems that a woman was angry at her next door
neighbor because his house was dilapidated and some work he was having
done on his house was causing her roof to leak. Or so she claimed. I don't
see how any work he was doing on his house could cause her roof to leak.
She seems like the kind of woman who was very uppity and critical and
wanted things done just so.
Well, her name was Ann Hoover, and she chose the wrong next-door
neighbor to mess with. Cuz he somehow got her to come visit his
dilapidated next-door house, and while she was there he strangled her and
dismembered her. His name was Roy Kirk, by the way.
Note my use of the word "was", because as Roy was inside the police van,
he managed to remove his belt, loop it around the security grating, and
hang himself! Yes, he killed himself while inside the police van, during
the ride to the police station, immediately after police arrested him for
the killing & dismemberment of Ann. And he was shackled and handcuffed
when he killed himself! That's what I call a difficult feat. So now they
are both dead, and the way I read the story it's all because of this nosy
and meddling 44 year old piano teacher, Ann Hoover. People should not
bother other people. Mind your own damn business is my rule. My next door
neighbors do not know even my first name. You never speak to anybody, and
you certainly never pester your neighbor over the state of his house. If
you do, you might just get killed and dismembered.
There's the lesson for you folks. Don't bother your fellow humans. Don't
interfere in their reality. Be glad that they don't bother you. Never
initiate contact with your neighbors, the most you should ever do is nod
curtly if you see them outside their house.
Take care, JOE
Here are the details, courtesy of the Associated Press news wire:
PITTSBURGH (AP) - A woman who feuded with her next-door neighbor over his
dilapidated house was found dismembered in the home's basement Tuesday.
Her neighbor hanged himself with his belt in a police van.
Police were called to the home of Ann Hoover when she didn't show up at a
hearing for Roy Kirk, who was appealing fines for the vacant, condemned
row house he owned next to Ms. Hoover's home.
When they couldn't find her, a neighbor suggested they look in Kirk's
house. They found Kirk and put him in the van, then discovered Ms.
Hoover's dismembered body in the basement.
Ms. Hoover's limbs had been severed and wrapped, apparently for disposal,
and her torso was cut across the middle, said coroner Cyril Wecht. She
might have been strangled first with an extension cord found around her
neck, he said.
Kirk was shackled and his hands were cuffed behind his back in the van,
yet he still managed to remove his belt, loop it around the grating and
hang himself during the 12-minute ride to the police station, said Police
Cmdr. Ron Freeman. Officers were unable to revive him.
``Here was a man that was bent on taking his own life,'' Freeman said.
``Unfortunately he was able to do something that he wanted to do.''
When he was brought out of the house, Kirk was barefoot and filthy with
dirt on his face and unkempt hair, said neighbor Ruth Liptak.
``He kept screaming, `Just kill me now, just get it over with,' '' Ms.
Liptak said.
Ms. Hoover, 44, a piano teacher, and Kirk had been feuding since last
summer, said neighbor Maria Burgwin. Kirk was renovating the house and Ms.
Hoover believed the work was causing her roof to leak, Ms. Burgwin said.
A city official said Kirk had $8,000 in fines levied against him for
debris inside and outside the house and for removing the roof. The
building was condemned and the city planned to demolish it, said Dom
Cimino, chief of the city's Bureau of Building Inspection.
During a court hearing two weeks ago, Kirk had invited Ms. Hoover to come
look at the repairs. Ms. Hoover told the judge she didn't want to go into
the house alone with Kirk, said Ms. Burgwin, who accompanied Ms. Hoover to
court.
Chris Fromme, who lives on a hill behind the row houses, said Ms. Hoover
asked Thursday to take pictures from his house of Kirk working on his
roof.
``She just wanted to get him out of the neighborhood,'' Fromme said. ``She
offered to buy his house at one point, but he refused to sell.''
Kirk reportedly owned other property in the neighborhood.
``I still don't believe it. I might wake up,'' said the victim's father,
Thomas Hoover, who sobbed as he stood outside his daughter's house in an
older working-class neighborhood near the University of Pittsburgh.
``It's been one fine by the city after another until it adds up to what we
have today - two lives gone, one that was worthwhile in my mind, the other
I'm not sure.''
AP-NY-03-25-97
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> There's the lesson for you folks. Don't bother your fellow humans. Don't
> interfere in their reality. Be glad that they don't bother you. Never
> initiate contact with your neighbors, the most you should ever do is nod
> curtly if you see them outside their house.
Interesting you should bring this up. My husband and I own a recording
studio which has many "Gangsta Rap" clients. (Hey...they pay cash!)
Anyway, this place has been a studio for 20 years and has never received a
complaint. We just got a new neighbor (a single woman in her 30s) who's
house sort of backs up to our studio's property line. Well, she decided to
start calling the cops INCESSANTLY with noise complaints. To get her to
stop, I pointed out to her who most of our clientele were, and told her if
I were she I wouldn't want to get blamed for being the cause of their not
being able to crank up the music as loud as they want, when they want.
Well...no more noise complaints!
Leah
"Help me Obiwan Kenobi. You're my only hope!"