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BeH

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Jun 4, 2004, 3:19:14 PM6/4/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:

>On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 23:24:51 -0400, Steve just couldn't keep quiet and
>wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 22:37:44 GMT, Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>hmm... place needs tidying up.
>>
>>VERY sloppy in here! :_(
>>Where's Ry and the broom?!?!
>
>I think ry may have traded it in for a 12 pack of a microbrew.


Who wouldn't...?

BeH

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BeH

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Jun 5, 2004, 9:41:55 AM6/5/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve who
of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt

the need to shout thusly:

>On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 21:19:14 +0200, BeH
><dontsend...@this.address> wrote:
>
>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
>>of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:
>
>>>On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 23:24:51 -0400, Steve just couldn't keep quiet and
>>>wrote:
>

>>>>>hmm... place needs tidying up.
>
>>>>VERY sloppy in here! :_(
>>>>Where's Ry and the broom?!?!
>
>>>I think ry may have traded it in for a 12 pack of a microbrew.
>
>>Who wouldn't...?
>

>But that's still no excuse for slipshod workmanship! :-)
>Ry must be told!

'Kay. Done and done.
Also he must share the 12-pack...

BeH

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Jun 6, 2004, 6:02:56 AM6/6/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:

>On Sat, 05 Jun 2004 12:34:27 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just


>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:
>

>>On Sat, 05 Jun 2004 16:03:39 GMT, Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>heh, a few old-timers lurk here.
>>>I do miss the Pinkster, though.
>>
>>Hey, if you know Becky, you can't be THAT new!!!!!!!
>
>I did know her, counted her as a friend. Far as I know she's alive and
>doing well, but have heard nothing in a long, long time.

Bed wrote (in The One Froup) that she got married... Mebbe she can't
reach the 'puter from the kitchen.

BeH

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Jun 6, 2004, 6:01:41 PM6/6/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
the need to shout thusly:

>On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 15:10:52 GMT, Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 05 Jun 2004 20:05:46 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just


>>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:
>

>>>>>>heh, a few old-timers lurk here.
>>>>>>I do miss the Pinkster, though.
>
>>>>>Hey, if you know Becky, you can't be THAT new!!!!!!!
>
>>>>I did know her, counted her as a friend. Far as I know she's alive and
>>>>doing well, but have heard nothing in a long, long time.
>

>>>She, like a lot of us, left Usenet...
>>>Dunno if permanently...
>
>>You never know when someone might pop back in, eh?
>>There seem to be an amazing number of lurkers, see 'em out there?
>
>They can RUN, but they can never HIDE!

Unless they happen upon a LARCH...

BeH

BeH

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Jun 6, 2004, 6:01:41 PM6/6/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:

><sob> I thought she was waiting for me.
>(seriously, I'd wish her much happiness)

Yes, well *I* didn't get any cake, so... *hrmph*

>>Mebbe she can't
>>reach the 'puter from the kitchen.
>

>I dunno, but I suspect she might have your head for that kind of a
>remark.

She doesn't know...

>(but hey, thanks for the news, I'll have to check with BED)

BeH

BeH

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Jun 6, 2004, 6:02:23 PM6/6/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt

the need to shout thusly:

>On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 12:02:56 +0200, BeH
><dontsend...@this.address> wrote:
>
>>Bed wrote (in The One Froup) that she got married... Mebbe she can't
>>reach the 'puter from the kitchen.
>>BeH
>

>When I looked at your name fast, I thought YOU were blue-eyed-devil!
>BEH looks like BED to these old eyes! :-)

Well, grab Thine MediCard and get Thee to an optometrist...

>So then I don't know you either from the old days???

Not from Mother, no...

BeH

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Jun 7, 2004, 6:38:05 PM6/7/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
the need to shout thusly:

>On Mon, 07 Jun 2004 00:01:41 +0200, BeH
><dontsend...@this.address> wrote:
>
>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>>the need to shout thusly:
>
>

>>>>You never know when someone might pop back in, eh?
>>>>There seem to be an amazing number of lurkers, see 'em out there?
>
>>>They can RUN, but they can never HIDE!
>
>>Unless they happen upon a LARCH...
>

>A lot easier to recognize than the Horse Chestnut!

But still better to hide behind...

BeH

BeH

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Jun 7, 2004, 6:38:05 PM6/7/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:

>On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 18:34:16 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just


>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:
>

>>On Mon, 07 Jun 2004 00:01:41 +0200, BeH
>><dontsend...@this.address> wrote:
>>

>>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>>>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>>>the need to shout thusly:
>>
>>

>>>>>You never know when someone might pop back in, eh?
>>>>>There seem to be an amazing number of lurkers, see 'em out there?
>>
>>>>They can RUN, but they can never HIDE!
>>
>>>Unless they happen upon a LARCH...
>>

>>A lot easier to recognize than the Horse Chestnut!
>

>They get them from geldings, don't they?

How can they... isn't the point of geldings that they don't have any?

BeH

BeH

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Jun 7, 2004, 6:38:06 PM6/7/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:

>On Mon, 07 Jun 2004 00:01:41 +0200, BeH


><dontsend...@this.address> just couldn't keep quiet and wrote:
>
>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
>>of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:
>>
>>>On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 12:02:56 +0200, BeH
>>><dontsend...@this.address> just couldn't keep quiet and wrote:
>>>
>>>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
>>>>of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jun 2004 12:34:27 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just
>>>>>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sat, 05 Jun 2004 16:03:39 GMT, Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>heh, a few old-timers lurk here.
>>>>>>>I do miss the Pinkster, though.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Hey, if you know Becky, you can't be THAT new!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>I did know her, counted her as a friend. Far as I know she's alive and
>>>>>doing well, but have heard nothing in a long, long time.
>>>>
>>>>Bed wrote (in The One Froup) that she got married...
>>>
>>><sob> I thought she was waiting for me.
>>>(seriously, I'd wish her much happiness)
>>
>>Yes, well *I* didn't get any cake, so... *hrmph*
>

>Maybe they saved us some.

Hmmmm... one doubts it.

>>>>Mebbe she can't
>>>>reach the 'puter from the kitchen.
>>>
>>>I dunno, but I suspect she might have your head for that kind of a
>>>remark.
>>
>>She doesn't know...
>

>Not yet, anyhow.

And she never will... probably.

>--
>Phaet
>"Well, in my opinion 'terrorist' is just another word like 'communist' or 'witch' and it's a witch hunt, and this whole administration is just representing something that is not America, not the America I grew up in."
>
>Michael Berg
>father of murdered Iraqi prisoner Nick Berg on Boston's WBUR
>radio. May 11, 2004

Mr. Berg is really doing something constructive with his 15 minutes,
isn't he. The joys of being somewhat undisappearable...

BeH

BeH

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Jun 7, 2004, 6:38:06 PM6/7/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
the need to shout thusly:

>On Mon, 07 Jun 2004 00:02:23 +0200, BeH
><dontsend...@this.address> wrote:
>
>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>>the need to shout thusly:
>

>>>>BeH
>
>>>When I looked at your name fast, I thought YOU were blue-eyed-devil!
>>>BEH looks like BED to these old eyes! :-)
>
>>Well, grab Thine MediCard and get Thee to an optometrist...
>

>I'd rather get me to a punnery!

Pope springs eternal, I suppose...

>Anyway:
>SIGH...
>Ain't THAT old!
>
>I'm old enough to know better, and young enough to do it anyway!

Young enough to remember why - and old enough to know how...?

>>>So then I don't know you either from the old days???
>>Not from Mother, no...
>

>Frem where then?!?!

The One Froup[1]? Maybe not... I was around alt.* a bit a while back.

BeH
[1]alt acme exploding newsgroup

Steve

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Jun 7, 2004, 10:02:16 PM6/7/04
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On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 00:38:06 +0200, BeH
<dontsend...@this.address> wrote:

>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>the need to shout thusly:

>>>Well, grab Thine MediCard and get Thee to an optometrist...

>>I'd rather get me to a punnery!

>Pope springs eternal, I suppose...

Popes riding pogo sticks ponderring ponderous issues of theology!


>>Anyway:
>>SIGH...
>>Ain't THAT old!
>>I'm old enough to know better, and young enough to do it anyway!
>Young enough to remember why - and old enough to know how...?

How to WHAT?!?!

Steve

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Jun 7, 2004, 10:06:39 PM6/7/04
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On Mon, 07 Jun 2004 03:56:03 GMT, Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM>
wrote:

>On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 18:34:16 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just
>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:


>>>>They can RUN, but they can never HIDE!

>>>Unless they happen upon a LARCH...

>>A lot easier to recognize than the Horse Chestnut!

>They get them from geldings, don't they?

And from eunuchs.

Steve

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Jun 7, 2004, 10:05:56 PM6/7/04
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On Mon, 07 Jun 2004 03:54:58 GMT, Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM>
wrote:

>On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 16:10:20 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just


>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:


>>>You never know when someone might pop back in, eh?
>>>There seem to be an amazing number of lurkers, see 'em out there?

>>They can RUN, but they can never HIDE!

>True enough. I have a complete list of eveyone who ever lurked in here
>without posting.

And I have a complete list of everyone who ever posted in here without
lurking!

Steve

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Jun 7, 2004, 10:07:59 PM6/7/04
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On Mon, 07 Jun 2004 04:01:00 GMT, Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM>
wrote:

>On Sun, 06 Jun 2004 16:11:27 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just


>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:

>>>>Then we'll just TAKE IT while he's SLOWLY on his way here!
>>>Fair enough, pass me one.
>>Here ya are!
>Danke

N E TIME!

>>And, since he STILL ain't here, just throw the empties all over his
>>floor! With all the other dirt, they'll blend in!

>No, I'd just as soon knot. ry tends to pop up anywhere, anytime
>without warning. And he might not believe that Steve made the mess.

Oh, no, he ALWAYS gives fair warning.
You just got to know where to look!

Steve

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Jun 7, 2004, 10:08:54 PM6/7/04
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On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 00:38:05 +0200, BeH
<dontsend...@this.address> wrote:

>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>the need to shout thusly:

>>>>They can RUN, but they can never HIDE!
>>>Unless they happen upon a LARCH...
>>A lot easier to recognize than the Horse Chestnut!
>But still better to hide behind...

When they're practicing "not being seen"?!?!

ryannosaurus

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Jun 8, 2004, 1:38:37 PM6/8/04
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It was a dark and stormy alt.ryannosaurus, when lightning flashed and
BeH <dontsend...@this.address> roared:

>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve who


>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>the need to shout thusly:
>

>>On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 21:19:14 +0200, BeH
>><dontsend...@this.address> wrote:
>>
>>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
>>>of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:
>>
>>>>On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 23:24:51 -0400, Steve just couldn't keep quiet and
>>>>wrote:
>>
>>>>>>hmm... place needs tidying up.
>>
>>>>>VERY sloppy in here! :_(
>>>>>Where's Ry and the broom?!?!
>>
>>>>I think ry may have traded it in for a 12 pack of a microbrew.
>>
>>>Who wouldn't...?
>>
>>But that's still no excuse for slipshod workmanship! :-)
>>Ry must be told!
>
>'Kay. Done and done.
>Also he must share the 12-pack...

Don't think I get there from here
--
ryannosaurus
mhm31x8
icq #40376666
smeeter 26
somewhat disputed king of the tube socks
jelliebun *and* knoxy minion #1
incorrigible joiner of things

~How much does one have to pay, to fly and peak and melt away?~ Dave Wyndorf

ryannosaurus

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Jun 8, 2004, 1:39:04 PM6/8/04
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It was a dark and stormy alt.ryannosaurus, when lightning flashed and
Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM> roared:

>On Sat, 05 Jun 2004 15:41:55 +0200, BeH
><dontsend...@this.address> just couldn't keep quiet and wrote:
>
>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve who
>>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>>the need to shout thusly:
>>
>>>On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 21:19:14 +0200, BeH
>>><dontsend...@this.address> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
>>>>of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:
>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 23:24:51 -0400, Steve just couldn't keep quiet and
>>>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>hmm... place needs tidying up.
>>>
>>>>>>VERY sloppy in here! :_(
>>>>>>Where's Ry and the broom?!?!
>>>
>>>>>I think ry may have traded it in for a 12 pack of a microbrew.
>>>
>>>>Who wouldn't...?
>>>
>>>But that's still no excuse for slipshod workmanship! :-)
>>>Ry must be told!
>>
>>'Kay. Done and done.
>>Also he must share the 12-pack...
>

>heh, a few old-timers lurk here.
>I do miss the Pinkster, though.

SUBSCRIBE!

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Steve

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Jun 8, 2004, 6:49:59 PM6/8/04
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On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 22:23:25 GMT, Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM>
wrote:

>On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 10:39:04 -0700, ryannosaurus <ryz...@rock.com>


>just couldn't keep quiet and wrote:

>>SUBSCRIBE!

>Sure, I would if I could.

What is it you would subscribe to if you could subscribe to it?

Steve

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Jun 8, 2004, 6:53:13 PM6/8/04
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Wildebeest:

The Jeweler Resembles A Movie Star

The jeweler resembles a movie star
Under the yum-yum tree
She is begging for a divorce
And begs for more
She shows me the way
Even though we send you until the stars set
I know something has changed
Here in my hiding place
Possibly respect and adoration can't even be counted on
Always and forever

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Steve

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Jun 9, 2004, 11:49:35 AM6/9/04
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Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM> Cried Out:

>On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 18:49:59 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just


>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:

>>>>SUBSCRIBE!
>>Sure, I would if I could.
>>What is it you would subscribe to if you could subscribe to it?

>Any froup with the Pinkster in it.

Yes, and which group would that be?

Steve

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Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM> Cried Out:

>On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 18:49:59 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just


>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:

>>>>SUBSCRIBE!
>>>Sure, I would if I could.
>>What is it you would subscribe to if you could subscribe to it?

>Any froup with the Pinkster in it.

Hmmmm.....
Appears to be an echo in here!

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Steve

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Jun 9, 2004, 8:26:10 PM6/9/04
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Merlyne <merlyne...@yahoo.com> Cried Out:

>Meanwhile back at the ranch, Steve said:

>> Hmmmm.....
>> Appears to be an echo in here!

>::yells "what colour's your bread"::

The collar on my head is size medium.

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Steve

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Jun 9, 2004, 11:22:10 PM6/9/04
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Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM> Cried Out:

>On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 11:50:55 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just
>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:

>>Hmmmm.....
>>Appears to be an echo in here!

>Appears to be an echo in hereeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

bar bar bar bar


(You'd have to be a real puter oldtimer to understand this!)

Steve

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Jun 9, 2004, 11:21:14 PM6/9/04
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Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM> Cried Out:

>On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 11:49:35 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just


>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:

>>>>>>SUBSCRIBE!
>>>>Sure, I would if I could.
>>>>What is it you would subscribe to if you could subscribe to it?
>>>Any froup with the Pinkster in it.
>>Yes, and which group would that be?

>Wish I knew. Seems like a couple of years now since we've been graced
>by her presence.

Then why did Ry tell you to *subscribe* ?!?!
Hmpf!

Steve

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Jun 9, 2004, 11:23:12 PM6/9/04
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Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM> Cried Out:

>On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 19:01:23 -0400, Merlyne <merlyne...@yahoo.com>
>just couldn't keep quiet and wrote:

>>> Hmmmm.....
>>> Appears to be an echo in here!

>>::yells "what colour's your bread"::

>bread
>-bread
>bread


Make mine Rye, with a shot of whiskey on the side!

Steve

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Jun 9, 2004, 11:24:03 PM6/9/04
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Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM> Cried Out:

>On Wed, 09 Jun 2004 20:26:10 -0400, Steve <w...@where.why> just


>couldn't keep quiet and wrote:

>>>> Appears to be an echo in here!
>>>::yells "what colour's your bread"::
>>The collar on my head is size medium.

>Can it call up the spirits of departed loved ones?

No, that's the soothsayer, when she decides to say the sooth.

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BeH

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Jun 10, 2004, 9:51:15 AM6/10/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
the need to shout thusly:

>On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 00:38:05 +0200, BeH
><dontsend...@this.address> wrote:
>
>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>>the need to shout thusly:
>
>
>>>>>They can RUN, but they can never HIDE!
>>>>Unless they happen upon a LARCH...
>>>A lot easier to recognize than the Horse Chestnut!
>>But still better to hide behind...
>
>When they're practicing "not being seen"?!?!

Exactly... In other news I have decided to change my star sign. I am
now a Nobby.

http://pythonline.com/spamclub/astrology/index.shtml

BeH

BeH

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Jun 10, 2004, 9:51:16 AM6/10/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
the need to shout thusly:

>On Mon, 07 Jun 2004 03:54:58 GMT, Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM>

I have lits of all here (lurkers and non-lurkers alike) who keeps
litses of others here...

BeH

BeH

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Jun 10, 2004, 9:51:16 AM6/10/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
the need to shout thusly:

>On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 00:38:06 +0200, BeH
><dontsend...@this.address> wrote:
>
>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>>the need to shout thusly:
>

>>>>Well, grab Thine MediCard and get Thee to an optometrist...
>
>>>I'd rather get me to a punnery!
>
>>Pope springs eternal, I suppose...
>
>Popes riding pogo sticks ponderring ponderous issues of theology!

Thirty tired theologians trampled thirstily towards their temporal
thaumatugy... The St. Peter's Inn may never be the same again.

>
>>>Anyway:
>>>SIGH...
>>>Ain't THAT old!
>>>I'm old enough to know better, and young enough to do it anyway!
>>Young enough to remember why - and old enough to know how...?
>
>How to WHAT?!?!

Yes...

BeH

BeH

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Jun 10, 2004, 9:51:17 AM6/10/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
the need to shout thusly:

>Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM> Cried Out:

In a soothing voice...?

BeH

BeH

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Jun 10, 2004, 9:51:17 AM6/10/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
the need to shout thusly:

>Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM> Cried Out:

Beware of bad aimers... You could end up with holey rye.

BeH

BeH

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Jun 10, 2004, 9:51:18 AM6/10/04
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Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, ryannosaurus
of "otters in space brigade" felt the need to shout thusly:

>It was a dark and stormy alt.ryannosaurus, when lightning flashed and
>BeH <dontsend...@this.address> roared:
>
>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve who
>>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>>the need to shout thusly:
>>
>>>On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 21:19:14 +0200, BeH
>>><dontsend...@this.address> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
>>>>of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:
>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 23:24:51 -0400, Steve just couldn't keep quiet and
>>>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>hmm... place needs tidying up.
>>>
>>>>>>VERY sloppy in here! :_(
>>>>>>Where's Ry and the broom?!?!
>>>
>>>>>I think ry may have traded it in for a 12 pack of a microbrew.
>>>
>>>>Who wouldn't...?
>>>
>>>But that's still no excuse for slipshod workmanship! :-)
>>>Ry must be told!
>>
>>'Kay. Done and done.
>>Also he must share the 12-pack...
>
>Don't think I get there from here

Now you do...

BeH

Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 3:47:43 PM6/10/04
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BeH <dontsend...@this.address> Cried Out:

>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>the need to shout thusly:


>>>>>Well, grab Thine MediCard and get Thee to an optometrist...
>>>>I'd rather get me to a punnery!
>>>Pope springs eternal, I suppose...
>>Popes riding pogo sticks ponderring ponderous issues of theology!

>Thirty tired theologians trampled thirstily towards their temporal
>thaumatugy... The St. Peter's Inn may never be the same again.


A Poem For This New Empty Group

Relatives
Write denunciations of
Subjectivity!
An unknown poster participant sells pencils on the street corner!
Wearing a mask of pleasure,
his greatest temptation
lives in a dream world!
As if it doesn't matter!!!!

Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 4:02:53 PM6/10/04
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>Perfect. You'll fit nicely into this "Girl Power" shirt.

SWOON!!!!!!!!!!


Are you one of *THOSE* ?!?!
Crankytankerous

Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 4:03:50 PM6/10/04
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Merlyne <merlyne...@yahoo.com> Cried Out:

>Now I'm hungry.

Breakfast in bed, Ma'am?!?!
Crankytankerous

Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 4:04:52 PM6/10/04
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BeH <dontsend...@this.address> Cried Out:

>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>the need to shout thusly:

>>>True enough. I have a complete list of eveyone who ever lurked in here
>>>without posting.

>>And I have a complete list of everyone who ever posted in here without
>>lurking!

>I have lits of all here (lurkers and non-lurkers alike) who keeps
>litses of others here...

I HAVE NEVER KEPT A LITSE!!!!!!
HMPF!
Crankytankerous

Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 4:05:44 PM6/10/04
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BeH <dontsend...@this.address> Cried Out:

>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>the need to shout thusly:

>>>>>> Appears to be an echo in here!

>>>>>::yells "what colour's your bread"::
>>>>The collar on my head is size medium.
>>>Can it call up the spirits of departed loved ones?
>>No, that's the soothsayer, when she decides to say the sooth.
>>In a soothing voice...?

Haven't enuf data to decide that yet.
But it's coming!
(The DATA is !) Sheesh! <tm>
Crankytankerous

Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 4:06:38 PM6/10/04
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BeH <dontsend...@this.address> Cried Out:

>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>the need to shout thusly:

>>Make mine Rye, with a shot of whiskey on the side!

>Beware of bad aimers... You could end up with holey rye.

OK, I'll have a holey mackerel on holey rye to go!
HOLD the mustard!
Crankytankerous

Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 4:11:08 PM6/10/04
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BeH <dontsend...@this.address> Cried Out:

>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve
>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>the need to shout thusly:


>>>>>>They can RUN, but they can never HIDE!
>>>>>Unless they happen upon a LARCH...
>>>>A lot easier to recognize than the Horse Chestnut!
>>>But still better to hide behind...
>When they're practicing "not being seen"?!?!

>Exactly... In other news I have decided to change my star sign. I am
>now a Nobby.
>http://pythonline.com/spamclub/astrology/index.shtml


Well, it's a spanker for me!
They just don't come any discreeter! :_)
Crankytankerous

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Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 7:31:22 PM6/10/04
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Merlyne <merlyne...@yahoo.com> Cried Out:

>A Spice Girl?

No, no, no!

Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 7:34:23 PM6/10/04
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Merlyne <merlyne...@yahoo.com> Cried Out:
>Meanwhile back at the ranch, Steve said:

>>>>Make mine Rye, with a shot of whiskey on the side!
>>>Beware of bad aimers... You could end up with holey rye.

>> OK, I'll have a holey mackerel on holey rye to go!
>> HOLD the mustard!

>EW! It's squishing through my fingers.

<BITING TONGUE> !!! LOL! LOL!

Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 7:34:41 PM6/10/04
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Merlyne <merlyne...@yahoo.com> Cried Out:
>Meanwhile back at the ranch, Steve said:

>>>>Make mine Rye, with a shot of whiskey on the side!

>>>Beware of bad aimers... You could end up with holey rye.

>> OK, I'll have a holey mackerel on holey rye to go!
>> HOLD the mustard!

>EW! It's squishing through my fingers.

Don't drop it though!

Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 7:36:22 PM6/10/04
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Merlyne <merlyne...@yahoo.com> Cried Out:
>Meanwhile back at the ranch, Steve said:
>> BeH <dontsend...@this.address> Cried Out:


>>>Exactly... In other news I have decided to change my star sign. I am
>>>now a Nobby.
>>>http://pythonline.com/spamclub/astrology/index.shtml

>> Well, it's a spanker for me!
>> They just don't come any discreeter! :_)

>I'm a Lobster.

Well, old age is certainly here, If I'm any judge of horseflesh! :-)

Cost a lot?!
But are you WORTH it?!?!

>Heh. I'm even red from being in the sun too long.

I am always tan!

Steve

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Jun 10, 2004, 7:38:18 PM6/10/04
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Merlyne <merlyne...@yahoo.com> Cried Out:
>Meanwhile back at the ranch, Steve said:

>>>Now I'm hungry.

>> Breakfast in bed, Ma'am?!?!

>Heh. I've heard what Bed eats....

He eats blue eyeballs, in his drink, so he can say
"Here's looking at you" !


>I'll pass. thankyouverymuch.

One day you'll change your mind and it won't be there...
Sniff... sniff... sniff...

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It was a dark and stormy alt.ryannosaurus, when lightning flashed and
Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM> roared:

>On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 10:39:04 -0700, ryannosaurus <ryz...@rock.com>
>just couldn't keep quiet and wrote:
>
>>It was a dark and stormy alt.ryannosaurus, when lightning flashed and

>>Phaethon <wednesda...@3.AM> roared:
>>
>>>On Sat, 05 Jun 2004 15:41:55 +0200, BeH
>>><dontsend...@this.address> just couldn't keep quiet and wrote:
>>>
>>>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Steve who


>>>>of "Posted via Forte APN, http://www.forteinc.com/apn/index.php" felt
>>>>the need to shout thusly:
>>>>

>>>>>On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 21:19:14 +0200, BeH
>>>>><dontsend...@this.address> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Into the tranquility of alt.trouser.monster, Phaethon
>>>>>>of "AT&T Worldnet" felt the need to shout thusly:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 03 Jun 2004 23:24:51 -0400, Steve just couldn't keep quiet and
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>hmm... place needs tidying up.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>VERY sloppy in here! :_(
>>>>>>>>Where's Ry and the broom?!?!
>>>>>
>>>>>>>I think ry may have traded it in for a 12 pack of a microbrew.
>>>>>
>>>>>>Who wouldn't...?
>>>>>
>>>>>But that's still no excuse for slipshod workmanship! :-)
>>>>>Ry must be told!
>>>>
>>>>'Kay. Done and done.
>>>>Also he must share the 12-pack...
>>>

>>>heh, a few old-timers lurk here.
>>>I do miss the Pinkster, though.
>>
>>SUBSCRIBE!
>
>Sure, I would if I could.
>You know anything about her nuptuals which had been mentioned
>hereabouts lately?

umm, errr, no

--
ryannosaurus
mhm31x8
icq #40376666
smeeter 26
somewhat disputed king of the tube socks
jelliebun *and* knoxy minion #1
incorrigible joiner of things

~The President of the United States was shot while
you were performing a sinfull, impure touch on
yourself in *this* house~ Jim Carroll

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