humorous letter to court

[ja moran]

someone sent this to a court expressing their feelings. they used a
thesaurus maybe a bit too much

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Your redress desire been received and a FAR or Financial Allocation
Request 36425 has been created and submitted to FABMO, the Financian and
Business Management Office on your behalf.

FABMO reviews such fiscal requests and disburces the pecuniary resources
according to a fare share allocation system. With there being a deficit
or unbalance in the ratio of disbursement reqests to available
numismatical resources, not all resources are able to be fullfilled at
100 percent of their requested quota. Whenever there is an excess of
requests and a deficet of resources, the request processing algorythm
will truncate requests so each submitted request is able to at least get
a chunk of their reuested amount

your disbursement is enclosed.
A return envelope is enclosed to send back receipt

If additional pecuniary (payment) is required to fullfill your
obligation, a followup FAR can be submitted and pended for the next FAR
operations processing cycle.. If any additional is due it must be
reflected on the statement. Failure to send a statement, will signify
that our obligation has been satisfied .

thank you