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Mrm79

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Dec 25, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/25/97
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well, i think that we all should be able to express ourselves, and i think that
we all must express our sexuality too. i am straight and i like women, so i
think as long as we keep the smut element out of here, women should be able to
express themselves. just a thought. we just can't get so caught up in
transformers and stuff that we neglect our women. its just a thought, so don't
anybody get mad, cool


The_Great_Cornholio

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Dec 25, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/25/97
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Mrm79 (mr...@aol.com) wrote:
: well, i think that we all should be able to express ourselves, and i think that

Not to get mad here, but what the hell does this have to do with Transformers?
Of course women should be able to express themselves, and so should
homosexuals and people with brown hair. But this is NOT a chat room, and
people should not be posting off-topic trolls about their boyfriend's new car
or their wife's father. The occasional post is ok, it keeps the group
feeling more friendly. But save it for when your first child is born or when
you get married ok?

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Darzonique

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Dec 26, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/26/97
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In article <19971225200...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, mr...@aol.com
(Mrm79) writes:

>well, i think that we all should be able to express ourselves

Lessee, we have Raksha, Ratbat, Trixter, Suzanne Ferree, and I can't think of
the rest. I'd say that the female population of this NG express themselves
very much.
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ZAPGUN

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Dec 26, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/26/97
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Mrm79 wrote:
>
> well, i think that we all should be able to express ourselves, and i > think that

> we all must express our sexuality too. i am straight and i like women, > so i
> think as long as we keep the smut element out of here, women should be > able to

> express themselves. just a thought. we just can't get so caught up in
> transformers and stuff that we neglect our women. its just a thought, > so don't
> anybody get mad, cool

<Zapgun tries to figure out where in the Inferno this came from>

What are you talking about?
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Nicholas J. Morency

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Dec 27, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/27/97
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I like songs that are repetitious. I think that being of this nature, I
should be able to profess my enjoyment of songs that are repetitious. I
have a CD with a song called VIOLIN PHASE. It's only made up of five
successive notes repeated over and over for 15 minutes. And I listen to
it all the time. Another CD I have has a song called COME OUT. It's
made up of nothing but a sampled voice saying "come out to show them"
for 12 minutes. And I love it. The artist's name is Steve Reich.
I am comfortable with my taste in songs that are repetitious. I
feel that anyone with musical tastes like mine should let it flourish,
and not to let it go to waste by talking about Trasformers all the time.
Hope ya understand. Rgoer dodger.


Joona I Palaste

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Dec 28, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/28/97
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Darzonique <darzo...@aol.com> scribbled the following:
: In article <19971225200...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, mr...@aol.com
: (Mrm79) writes:

: >well, i think that we all should be able to express ourselves

: Lessee, we have Raksha, Ratbat, Trixter, Suzanne Ferree, and I can't think of
: the rest. I'd say that the female population of this NG express themselves
: very much.

Hmm, Charlotte, Tetra Reris, Vulcana, Brigit Stäbler, Barbara Paschal,
Cecilia Matz, Laura Kalli... all of these should be female. Who has a
complete list of femmes?

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Devastator

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Dec 28, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/28/97
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> : Lessee, we have Raksha, Ratbat, Trixter, Suzanne Ferree, and I can't think of
> : the rest. I'd say that the female population of this NG express themselves
> : very much.
>
> Hmm, Charlotte, Tetra Reris, Vulcana, Brigit Stäbler, Barbara Paschal,
> Cecilia Matz, Laura Kalli... all of these should be female. Who has a
> complete list of femmes?

Well, even though she doesn't post very often, how about Sarai Feria? Throw here
name in there too :)

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aaro...@gte.net

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Dec 28, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/28/97
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Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
plus. Email me if you've got it.

ALaN12084

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Dec 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/29/97
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>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
>plus. Email me if you've got it.

Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?


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Robert A. Jung

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Dec 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/29/97
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In article <6875q5$l9i$1...@gte2.gte.net> aaro...@gte.net writes:
>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite plus.

Dare we speculate if YOU have any in return? B-)

--R.J.,
couldn't resist
B-)

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Accualt

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>>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
>>plus. Email me if you've got it.
>
>Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?

Testosteron...gotta be the testosteron

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harleydo

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Accualt wrote:
>
> >>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
> >>plus. Email me if you've got it.
> >
> >Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
>
No this guy thrives off of the negative or defensive responses that he
gets when he posts stuff like this...not that I know what he is
thinking...ehem, I think I'll be off now.

Adam(HARLEYDO)
WHAT!?

Grrrlgoyle

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Devastator wrote:
>
> > : Lessee, we have Raksha, Ratbat, Trixter, Suzanne Ferree, and I can't think of
> > : the rest. I'd say that the female population of this NG express themselves
> > : very much.
> >
> > Hmm, Charlotte, Tetra Reris, Vulcana, Brigit Stäbler, Barbara Paschal,
> > Cecilia Matz, Laura Kalli... all of these should be female. Who has a
> > complete list of femmes?
>
> Well, even though she doesn't post very often, how about Sarai Feria? Throw here
> name in there too :)
>

<looks down at self> Well, what do you know? I'm female too! But only
sometimes a femme. <g>


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Dan McCollum

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Dec 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/29/97
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acc...@aol.com (Accualt) wrote:
>>>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
>>>plus. Email me if you've got it.
>>
>>Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
>
>Testosteron...gotta be the testosteron
>
>`

No FAIR!!he stoled my idea to get a date, booooooooo hissssssss growl!!!
:P

Dan McCollum


TransMetal MegaBee

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Dec 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/29/97
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Accualt <acc...@aol.com> wrote:
> >>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
> >>plus. Email me if you've got it.
> >
> >Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?

> Testosteron...gotta be the testosteron

Testosteron... MAXIMIZE!

Or would that be beast mode?
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mm...@ibm.net

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Dec 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/29/97
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TransMetal MegaBee wrote:
>
> Accualt <acc...@aol.com> wrote:
> > >>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
> > >>plus. Email me if you've got it.
> > >
> > >Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
>
> > Testosteron...gotta be the testosteron
>
> Testosteron... MAXIMIZE!
>
> Or would that be beast mode?

You REALLY don't want to know.


M "I'll Leave It To Somebody More At Home With Crude Jokes..." Sipher

mm...@ibm.net

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Dec 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/29/97
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ALaN12084 wrote:

> >Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
> >plus. Email me if you've got it.
>
> Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?

I'd wager a combination of desperate isolation, immaturity and complete
lack of tact.

In other words, he aint' gettin' none, and he's gonna CONTINUE not
gettin' none.


M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I Personally
Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher

or

M "The Above Also Applies For Those Who Prefer Men" Sipher

or

M "If It's Something ELSE, I Don't Wanna HEAR About It" Sipher

aaro...@gte.net

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Dec 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/30/97
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Robert A. Jung wrote:
>
> In article <6875q5$l9i$1...@gte2.gte.net> aaro...@gte.net writes:
> >Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite plus.
>
> Dare we speculate if YOU have any in return? B-)
>
> --R.J.,
> couldn't resist
> B-)
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> "I write because I am personally amused by what I do, and if other people are
> amused by it, then it's fine. If they're not, then that's also fine."
> Send mail to rj...@netcom.com --Frank Zappa
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Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the
power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.

aaro...@gte.net

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Dec 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/30/97
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harleydo wrote:

>
> Accualt wrote:
> >
> > >>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
> > >>plus. Email me if you've got it.
> > >
> > >Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
> >
> No this guy thrives off of the negative or defensive responses that he
> gets when he posts stuff like this...not that I know what he is
> thinking...ehem, I think I'll be off now.
>
> Adam(HARLEYDO)
> WHAT!?

I'll let that slide Adam, if you get me the number of that theater in
Dallas, OK.

aaro...@gte.net

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mm...@ibm.net wrote:

>
> ALaN12084 wrote:
>
> > >Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
> > >plus. Email me if you've got it.
> >
> > Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
>
> I'd wager a combination of desperate isolation, immaturity and complete
> lack of tact.
>
> In other words, he aint' gettin' none, and he's gonna CONTINUE not
> gettin' none.
>
> M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I Personally
> Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher
>
> or
>
> M "The Above Also Applies For Those Who Prefer Men" Sipher
>
> or
>
> M "If It's Something ELSE, I Don't Wanna HEAR About It" Sipher

No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon, and
I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do the
same...

aaro...@gte.net

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Dec 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/30/97
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Accualt wrote:
>
> >>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
> >>plus. Email me if you've got it.
> >
> >Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
>
> Testosteron...gotta be the testosteron

Its spelled testosterone.

aaro...@gte.net

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mm...@ibm.net wrote:
>
> TransMetal MegaBee wrote:
> >
> > Accualt <acc...@aol.com> wrote:
> > > >>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
> > > >>plus. Email me if you've got it.
> > > >
> > > >Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
> >
> > > Testosteron...gotta be the testosteron
> >
> > Testosteron... MAXIMIZE!
> >
> > Or would that be beast mode?
>
> You REALLY don't want to know.

Actually, I'm a gentle lover, but I ocassionally like to give a woman a
good long, hard night of total ecstasy.

harleydo

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aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>
> harleydo wrote:

> >
> > Accualt wrote:
> > >
> > > >>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
> > > >>plus. Email me if you've got it.
> > > >
> > > >Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
> > >
> > No this guy thrives off of the negative or defensive responses that he
> > gets when he posts stuff like this...not that I know what he is
> > thinking...ehem, I think I'll be off now.
> >
> > Adam(HARLEYDO)
> > WHAT!?
>
> I'll let that slide Adam, if you get me the number of that theater in
> Dallas, OK.

You'll let what slide?

HighRoad

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aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>mm...@ibm.net wrote:

>>
>> ALaN12084 wrote:
>>
>> > >Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a
definite
>> > >plus. Email me if you've got it.
>> >
>> > Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
>>
>> I'd wager a combination of desperate isolation, immaturity and
complete
>> lack of tact.
>>
>> In other words, he aint' gettin' none, and he's gonna CONTINUE not
>> gettin' none.
>>
>> M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I
Personally
>> Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher
>>
>> or
>>
>> M "The Above Also Applies For Those Who Prefer Men" Sipher
>>
>> or
>>
>> M "If It's Something ELSE, I Don't Wanna HEAR About It" Sipher
>
>No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon, and
>I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do the
>same...

BotCon's for sex? And all this time, I thought it was a Transformers
convention. . .

HighRoad,
pondering the connection between Pretender TFs, Decoys, and the 8"
wingding this guy was bragging about

EmarZero

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Dec 30, 1997, 3:00:00 AM12/30/97
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>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a
>definite

No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon, and


>>I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do the
>>same...

Congratulations. You have won the "Fhat the WUCK?" award for single most
bizzare post to a.t.t.>

>"Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I
>Personally
>>> Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher

Right on, brother Sipher. That, and they have to like They Might Be Giants.
:DDD

Devanator
EmarZero

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havin' too much fun!'" -Pietasters "Girl Take It Easy"

WildCat@BW1 MUSH! (as soon as I replace m'Telnet Ware...)

Accualt

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>aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>>
>> harleydo wrote:
>> >
>> > Accualt wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a
>definite
>> > > >>plus. Email me if you've got it.
>> > > >
>> > > >Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
>> > >
>> > No this guy thrives off of the negative or defensive responses that he
>> > gets when he posts stuff like this...not that I know what he is
>> > thinking...ehem, I think I'll be off now.
>> >
>> > Adam(HARLEYDO)
>> > WHAT!?
>>
>> I'll let that slide Adam, if you get me the number of that theater in
>> Dallas, OK.
>
>You'll let what slide?

I would just like to say I wrote none of that and have no idea how my name got
there. I wrote the testosteron thing.

Accualt

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>No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at >Botcon, and I'm
just trying to hook up in advanced. I would >suggest that you do the same...

I don't normaly reply to thii....ah who they hell am I kiding I always reply to
this stuff! So my question is your gonna hook up with some women from ATT and
then see her at Botcon aaaaaand get slaped? Cause I have a felling this tactic
of yours is not gonna work. You've gotta be smoooooth. Just kinda sliiiiiide up
to her and be like, "hey baby, wanna tangle?::wink, wink::" THEN get slaped.
AND THAT DAMN PEE COMERCIAL IS ON AGIAN! Sorry.

HackGar1

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>>
>> TransMetal MegaBee wrote:

>> >
>> > Accualt <acc...@aol.com> wrote:
>> > > >>Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a
>definite
>> > > >>plus. Email me if you've got it.
>> > > >
>> > > >Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
>> >
>> > > Testosteron...gotta be the testosteron
>> >
>> > Testosteron... MAXIMIZE!
>> >
>> > Or would that be beast mode?
>>
>> You REALLY don't want to know.
>
>Actually, I'm a gentle lover, but I ocassionally like to give a woman a
>good long, hard night of total ecstasy.
>
>

I think this guy is posting on the wrong newsgroup. Try
alt.sexstarved.fanatics. I don't think many femmes will be running over to you
and jumping in your arms, what with their Laser Ops and all.



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Predacon X

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>M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I Personally

>Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher
>
>

Lol, no, you aren't alone, and the guy who wants to meet girls at BotCon, just
because if they go there then they have something in common, is reeeaaaalllly
desperate. Actually, BW hasn't hindered my love life at all, (she thinks it's
sweet that I like them) and though I want to make a crude joke about a new line
of TF toys at this BotCon, I won't.

Devastator

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> >M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I Personally
> >Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher
>
> Lol, no, you aren't alone, and the guy who wants to meet girls at BotCon, just
> because if they go there then they have something in common, is reeeaaaalllly
> desperate.

Hey, throw me on that same boat. I look for intelligence, personality, and yes,
beauty. If the girl happens to like Transformers, that's great. If she doesn't,
oh well.

Robert A. Jung

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All the female TransFans I know would probably end up laughing themselves
silly over this loser...

--R.J.

Ari X

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aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>
> Robert A. Jung wrote:
> >
> > In article <6875q5$l9i$1...@gte2.gte.net> aaro...@gte.net writes:
> > >Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite plus.
> >
> > Dare we speculate if YOU have any in return? B-)
> >
> > --R.J.,
> > couldn't resist
> > B-)
> >
> > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > "I write because I am personally amused by what I do, and if other people are
> > amused by it, then it's fine. If they're not, then that's also fine."
> > Send mail to rj...@netcom.com --Frank Zappa
> > ------- Visit Rob on the web! ------ http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/ -------
>
> Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the
> power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.

Whadda comedian..nothing like a little humor to lighten up ones day.
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TransMetal MegaBee

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aaro...@gte.net wrote:
> mm...@ibm.net wrote:
> >
> > ALaN12084 wrote:
> >
> > > >Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
> > > >plus. Email me if you've got it.
> > >
> > > Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
> >
> > I'd wager a combination of desperate isolation, immaturity and complete
> > lack of tact.

Survey says: ding ding ding ding! Number one answer!



> > In other words, he aint' gettin' none, and he's gonna CONTINUE not
> > gettin' none.

But... but bragadoccio on toy newsgroups is _in_ this year! Hey, baby,
wanna see me maximize, huh huh huh?

> > M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I Personally
> > Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher

Well, physical attraction certainly doesn't _hurt._ I do know where you're
coming from, though.

> > or
> >
> > M "The Above Also Applies For Those Who Prefer Men" Sipher
> >
> > or
> >
> > M "If It's Something ELSE, I Don't Wanna HEAR About It" Sipher

Me, neither. There's alt.sex.stories.bizarre for that sort of thing....

> No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon, and
> I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do the
> same...

Yeah, and these women, who are no doubt used to being leered at when they
buy their comic books, toys, etc. (face it, this is a male-dominated
hobby, and most of those males are sorely lacking in social skills) would
just _love_ to meet you following your request for fine women. You might
as well walk around in a t-shirt that says 'Ugly chicks need not apply'.

TransMetal MegaBee

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aaro...@gte.net wrote:
> Robert A. Jung wrote:
> >
> > In article <6875q5$l9i$1...@gte2.gte.net> aaro...@gte.net writes:
> > >Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
> > >plus.

> > Dare we speculate if YOU have any in return? B-)
> >

> Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the


> power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.

Oh, please. Big talk usually means small topic. Think about it.

Caleb Yuen

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HackGar1 wrote:

>
> Woah, roasted with style! I don't think he'll be posting here ever again
> anytime soon. I guess he'll be leaving his "Austin Powers Penis Enlarger" home
> on that road trip.

Ha! Ha! That movie was FUNNY!

Man-"Here's your receipt, instruction manual, and novel, 'Me And My Enlarger, by Austin
Powers.'"
AP-"It wasn't mine!"
<takes it>

*20 min. later*
<unpacks bags>
AP-"What the? How'd that get in here?"

Caleb
"I ought to go see that movie again."

Megatron33

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>aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>>
>> Robert A. Jung wrote:
>> >
>> > In article <6875q5$l9i$1...@gte2.gte.net> aaro...@gte.net writes:
>> > >Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite
>plus.
>> >
>> > Dare we speculate if YOU have any in return? B-)
>> >
>> > --R.J.,
>> > couldn't resist
>> > B-)
>> >
>> >
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > "I write because I am personally amused by what I do, and if other people
>are
>> > amused by it, then it's fine. If they're not, then that's also fine."
>> > Send mail to rj...@netcom.com --Frank Zappa
>> > ------- Visit Rob on the web! ------ http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/
>-------
>>
>> Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the
>> power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.

Time for some Quintesson mode
::Turns on Quintesson mode::
The human boasts about the power of his penis.
::Turns head::
0% probablility of truth.
::Turns head::
The penalty for perjury is termination.
::Turns to the skull like head::
Feed him to the Sharkticons.
::Pit opens::"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
::Turns head::
Let us see how much of his power he can still boast about after the
::Sharkticons exterminate the human::
0% probablitly that he can boast about the power he possesses.
::Heads turn frequently::
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
::Quintesson mode off::

::Comic Shockwave mode on::
Interrogative: If he boasts so much about his manliness, would he need to pick
up a mate at BotCon rather then go to a bar and find one there?
Hypothesis:No, high probability that he needs to lie in order to get a mate.
Analysis: Given the fact that many human males lie in order to get a mate, this
male is a very possible candidate for that group of males.
Conclusion: This human male is very desperate indeed.
Course of action that should be taken by the females: Lead him on and then
leave him waiting,disregard him, or exert a large force on his face with either
a closed fist or an open hand depending on your preference.


Megat...@aol.com
"Unyielding fury and rage have no LIVING opposition."
http://members.aol.com/Megatron33/Transformers.html
See you all at BC 98

HackGar1

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Woah, roasted with style! I don't think he'll be posting here ever again


anytime soon. I guess he'll be leaving his "Austin Powers Penis Enlarger" home
on that road trip.

Hack...@aol.com

harleydo

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Robert A. Jung wrote:
>
> All the female TransFans I know would probably end up laughing themselves
> silly over this loser...
>
> --R.J.
> B-)
>
While this so called loser is probably laughing himself silly over the
reactions he is getting out of you guys and gals.

Adam(Harleydo)

aaro...@gte.net

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Why would I need that when I'm already above average.

aaro...@gte.net

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Robert A. Jung wrote:
>
> All the female TransFans I know would probably end up laughing themselves
> silly over this loser...
>
> --R.J.
> B-)
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> "I write because I am personally amused by what I do, and if other people are
> amused by it, then it's fine. If they're not, then that's also fine."
> Send mail to rj...@netcom.com --Frank Zappa
> ------- Visit Rob on the web! ------ http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/ -------

Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
you are. What do you think of that?

aaro...@gte.net

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TransMetal MegaBee wrote:
>
> aaro...@gte.net wrote:
> > mm...@ibm.net wrote:
> > >
> > > ALaN12084 wrote:
> > >
> > > > >Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a definite

We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I
meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
make me out to be. And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a
small ego trip once in a while, especially if it contributes to a
humorous atmosphere. After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).

aaro...@gte.net

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Accualt wrote:
>
> >No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at >Botcon, and I'm
> just trying to hook up in advanced. I would >suggest that you do the same...
>
> I don't normaly reply to thii....ah who they hell am I kiding I always reply to
> this stuff! So my question is your gonna hook up with some women from ATT and
> then see her at Botcon aaaaaand get slaped? Cause I have a felling this tactic
> of yours is not gonna work. You've gotta be smoooooth. Just kinda sliiiiiide up
> to her and be like, "hey baby, wanna tangle?::wink, wink::" THEN get slaped.
> AND THAT DAMN PEE COMERCIAL IS ON AGIAN! Sorry.
>
> `-`-`-`-`-
> -Accualt-
> "In the darkest hours even the brightest stars can be eclipsed...
> ...yet in those same hours an eclipse can be removed and a star can be reborn."
> "::Terrosaur pulls a flaming alien anal probe out of his butt:: I hate being
> dead."

Do us all a favor. Learn how to spell, please. I bet you are
phonetically challenged, too.

aaro...@gte.net

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Predacon X wrote:
>
> >M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I Personally
> >Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher
> >
> >
>
> Lol, no, you aren't alone, and the guy who wants to meet girls at BotCon, just
> because if they go there then they have something in common, is reeeaaaalllly
> desperate. Actually, BW hasn't hindered my love life at all, (she thinks it's
> sweet that I like them) and though I want to make a crude joke about a new line
> of TF toys at this BotCon, I won't.

BotCon '98 will be a new thing for me, never having been to a comic or
toy convention, so I want to make it as exciting as possible.

John Bartos

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aaro...@gte.net wrote in message <68cqq9$p8k$3...@gte2.gte.net>...

>We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I
>meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
>make me out to be. And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a
>small ego trip once in a while, especially if it contributes to a
>humorous atmosphere. After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
>me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).

I'm not laughing. Keep it to yourself.

John

Darzonique

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> M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I
>Personally
> Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher
YES! Somebody who doesn't think I'm nuts. While I do like to oggle sometimes,
a girl that I would be want to date would have a lot of intelligence.


-D. Park
"Yes Megatron, you WILL die."
"Know your enemy's strengths as well as their weaknesses."
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Windchaser

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aaro...@gte.net wrote in message <68a1cd$evu$6...@gte1.gte.net>...


>No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon, and
>I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do the
>same...

Okay..
Mental Note:
Avoid this person at BotCon.

Windchaser: Lol at this guy..pathetic..
Windchaser on #transformers & #cybertron
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Email: cecili...@mbox300.swipnet.se
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ZAPGUN

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TransMetal MegaBee wrote:
>
> > > M "If It's Something ELSE, I Don't Wanna HEAR About It" Sipher
>
> Me, neither. There's alt.sex.stories.bizarre for that sort of > thing....

What else is there? Kitchen appliances?
--
"Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead."
--Pepsi slogan from Taiwan

"Knick-knack, paddy-whack, who cares?" --Fluxdog.

Things I should never do:
#12: I should never read anything by Mercedes Lacky
before going to bed. It gives me The Dreams...

Reasons I dislike "Godzilla Wars":
#7: No Jet-Jaguar figure

Ari X

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_I_ think that you just lost any and all respect you could ever possibly
get from anybody on this newsgroup. Of course, you're probably too cool
to care about that, right?

Hex

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aaro...@gte.net wrote:
: We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I

: meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
: make me out to be.
Yes, some of us are more objective than others. So far though I
see no reason to be impressed.

: And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a small ego trip once


: in a while, especially if it contributes to a humorous atmosphere.

Will someone let me know when this thread becomes funny?

: After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of


: me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).

Hey I sure will... my size 13 foot will work wonders! /;v]
And really... if you have to brag about what's below the belt you are
more likey to be full of it. Now do us all a favor Rich Tracy and get
a clue:
- This is the _Transformers_ newsgroup.
- Your penis does not transform into a robot, therefore it's off
topic.
- Welcome to my .killfile ...

Hex.
[ Brute Force. Spare parts. Force of will to function. --It's the
junkion way. ]

Accualt

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Ok I think I will stop reading this thread now...8" penis my blue Bluestrick
ass.

Dark Knight

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Wow, didn't know females played with TFs. Mind blown..where were you
way back when. Never saw the opposite sex on the TF aisle unless
mothers count.

-cano

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Disagree and I may open a can of wup ass on you :

Robert A. Jung

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In article <68cq96$p8k$2...@gte2.gte.net> aaro...@gte.net writes:
>Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
>from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
>you are. What do you think of that?

I don't take money from kids, especially those who still haven't gotten
their Masters yet. B-)

--R.J.,
who figures Aaron hasn't
checked his web page profile

Caleb Yuen

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aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>
> Accualt wrote:

> > I don't normaly reply to thii....ah who they hell am I kiding I always reply to
> > this stuff! So my question is your gonna hook up with some women from ATT and
> > then see her at Botcon aaaaaand get slaped? Cause I have a felling this tactic
> > of yours is not gonna work. You've gotta be smoooooth. Just kinda sliiiiiide up
> > to her and be like, "hey baby, wanna tangle?::wink, wink::" THEN get slaped.
> > AND THAT DAMN PEE COMERCIAL IS ON AGIAN! Sorry.
> >
>

> Do us all a favor. Learn how to spell, please. I bet you are
> phonetically challenged, too.

Yeah, I've seen 11-year olders that type better than him. =) "Who else would put 'ass'
in his signature?"

Caleb
"YeaHH!! I shagged her GOOD!"-Austin Powers

The Nixtr

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and bring in a hyena to bite it all away.
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This guy's tech specs are all zeros.

The Nixtr

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QUOTING:

Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
you are. What do you think of that?

RESPONSE: OOOH!
Like money proves you're such an incredible person!!!
At least you can afford all those "escorts"...

The Nixtr

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QUOTING:

Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the
power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.

RESPONSE:Go back to Disney World

TransMetal MegaBee

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John Bartos <r7...@ix.netcom.comNOSPAM> wrote:
> aaro...@gte.net wrote in message <68cqq9$p8k$3...@gte2.gte.net>...
> >We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I
> >meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
> >make me out to be. And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a

> >small ego trip once in a while, especially if it contributes to a
> >humorous atmosphere. After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of

> >me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).

> I'm not laughing. Keep it to yourself.

The scary thing is that he actually took the time to measure it. At least,
that's what he would have us think. Man, how insecure is that?

Dude, no one here cares about your little wee-wee. We just want to talk
about Transformers. Unlike your mythical unit, they're _more_ than meets
the eye.

ljo...@ix.netcom.com

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aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>
> Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the
> power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.

Izzat right? I'm sure we all needed to know that. Did you spend some
time in the bathroom with a ruler? That's rhetorical; *please* don't
answer
~11, the negative zer--0, who suffers a momentary lapse in his faith in
humanity

Ratbat

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The time was Tue, 30 Dec 1997 00:28:15 -0800. The place was
alt.toys.transformers. They should have been ready, but no-one expected
aaro...@gte.net to ever do this:

>Actually, I'm a gentle lover, but I ocassionally like to give a woman a
>good long, hard night of total ecstasy.

...and I occasionally like to be an exact double of kd lang...looks like neither
of us get what we want, huh?

Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, don't know why I bother some days.


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Ratbat

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The time was Mon, 29 Dec 1997 20:26:11 -0500. The place was

alt.toys.transformers. They should have been ready, but no-one expected
mm...@ibm.net to ever do this:

>M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I Personally
>Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher

Oh, Siph, that's kinky! :)

>M "The Above Also Applies For Those Who Prefer Men" Sipher

To find intelligence and personality appealling in a woman if you prefer men?
It'd have to be really appealling, I guess! :)

>M "If It's Something ELSE, I Don't Wanna HEAR About It" Sipher

Well, uh, it's, like, I've got this pet...oh, *don't* wanna hear about it.
Sorry.

:)

Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, sorry, Sipher, sorry, gang. Just in a fun mood tonight.

Ratbat

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The time was Wed, 31 Dec 1997 01:57:39 -0800. The place was

alt.toys.transformers. They should have been ready, but no-one expected
aaro...@gte.net to ever do this:

>We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I


>meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
>make me out to be.

Er, no...we don't do that. You do...

>And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a
>small ego trip once in a while, especially if it contributes to a
>humorous atmosphere. After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
>me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).

Oh....nah, sod it. I'll avoid doing a line about what I'd like to kick in this
particular context.

Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, just some crazy androgyne that canna keep her mouth
shut...which means that she drools all over her keyboard.

Ratbat

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The time was Tue, 30 Dec 1997 00:21:11 -0800. The place was

alt.toys.transformers. They should have been ready, but no-one expected
aaro...@gte.net to ever do this:

>Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the


>power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.

Oh, yeah. Power. Like, don't point that at me, it might go off.

Or *fall* off.

Sheesh, I suppose I started it. I mean, I happened to mention that I had some
masculoid features, and I guess that's all this guy's done...

Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, no, on the other hand, I don't often boast about the power
of my 80cm flat chest...

ALaN12084

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Ari X wrote

>aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>>
>> Robert A. Jung wrote:
>> >
>> > All the female TransFans I know would probably end up laughing
>themselves
>> > silly over this loser...
>> >
>> > --R.J.

>> > B-)
>> >
>> >
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> > "I write because I am personally amused by what I do, and if other people
>are
>> > amused by it, then it's fine. If they're not, then that's also fine."
>> > Send mail to rj...@netcom.com --Frank Zappa
>> > ------- Visit Rob on the web! ------ http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/
>-------
>>

>> Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
>> from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
>> you are. What do you think of that?
>

>_I_ think that you just lost any and all respect you could ever possibly
>get from anybody on this newsgroup. Of course, you're probably too cool
>to care about that, right?
>--

I think he lost all respect from anybody the first time he posted here.

Sir Alan,
Knight of "The Flying Tomato Tree"
"If on Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes
Rumble!"
-Rumble, S.O.S Dinobots (FIRRIB)


ALaN12084

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Hex wrote,

>aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>: We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I


>: meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
>: make me out to be.

> Yes, some of us are more objective than others. So far though I
>see no reason to be impressed.
>

>: And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a small ego trip once


>: in a while, especially if it contributes to a humorous atmosphere.

> Will someone let me know when this thread becomes funny?
>

>: After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of


>: me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).

> Hey I sure will... my size 13 foot will work wonders! /;v]
>And really... if you have to brag about what's below the belt you are
>more likey to be full of it. Now do us all a favor Rich Tracy and get
>a clue:
> - This is the _Transformers_ newsgroup.
> - Your penis does not transform into a robot, therefore it's off
>topic.
> - Welcome to my .killfile ...
>
>Hex.
>[ Brute Force. Spare parts. Force of will to function. --It's the
> junkion way. ]
>

Now, Hex, this thread just got funny...

Charlotte Brogden

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On Wed, 31 Dec 1997 01:57:39 -0800, aaro...@gte.net wrote:

After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
>me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).

Only you. Everyone else thinks you're a prat.
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On Wed, 31 Dec 1997 01:48:32 -0800, aaro...@gte.net wrote:

>Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
>from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
>you are. What do you think of that?

Wonderful! You'll be able to afford the blow up Blackarachnia!
You'll need one, no living female Transfan would have a bar of you...

Lia Brown

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In article <68cqq9$p8k$3...@gte2.gte.net>, aaro...@gte.net says...
>
>TransMetal MegaBee wrote:
>>
>> aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>> > mm...@ibm.net wrote:
>> > >
>> > > ALaN12084 wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > >Are there any *Fine* women on this newsgroup? Sex appeal is a
definite
>> > > > >plus. Email me if you've got it.
>> > > >
>> > > > Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
>> > >
>> > > I'd wager a combination of desperate isolation, immaturity and
complete
>> > > lack of tact.
>>
>> Survey says: ding ding ding ding! Number one answer!
>>
>> But... but bragadoccio on toy newsgroups is _in_ this year! Hey,
baby,
>> wanna see me maximize, huh huh huh?
>>
Please...don't make me answer...Stan wouldn't appreciate it :)


>> > > M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I
Personally
>> > > Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher
>>
Ah, bravo, Sipher, thank you! We
women-who-can't-live-up-to-tv-babe-standards appreciate the sentiment :)

>> Well, physical attraction certainly doesn't _hurt._ I do know where
you're
>> coming from, though.
>>
Well yes, that's true. But it's not everything, whether in a woman or a
man...

>> > No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon,
and
>> > I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do
the
>> > same...
>>

>> Yeah, and these women, who are no doubt used to being leered at when
they
>> buy their comic books, toys, etc. (face it, this is a male-dominated
>> hobby, and most of those males are sorely lacking in social skills)

That's very true. The things that bug me are:
a) Male clerks who are extraordinarily patronizing, who always call you
"honey" and "sweetie" and assume you know nothing about the hobby,
b) Male clerks who ignore you entirely when you want to ask questions or
actually, god forbid, buy something. They serve male customers behind
you when you've been waiting for 5 minutes.

>We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I
>meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you

>make me out to be. And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a


>small ego trip once in a while, especially if it contributes to a

>humorous atmosphere. After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of


>me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).

Umm...a "kick" is not what I get out of it. Alternating snickers and
shudders of fear, perhaps...

And, er--- you measure your penis?!?

Lia
(send hate mail here, or lmb...@trentu.ca....)


aaro...@gte.net

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Windchaser wrote:
>
> aaro...@gte.net wrote in message <68a1cd$evu$6...@gte1.gte.net>...

> >No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon, and
> >I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do the
> >same...
>
> Okay..
> Mental Note:
> Avoid this person at BotCon.
>
> Windchaser: Lol at this guy..pathetic..
> Windchaser on #transformers & #cybertron
> "Conquest is made from the ashes of ones enemies"--Starscream
> Email: cecili...@mbox300.swipnet.se
> TfCode: G++, FR+,FW+, M, #87.5,D++, AD++, B++, OQP

Don't worry Cecilia, you have my mother's name. I would never consider
dating someone who has the same name as my mother.

aaro...@gte.net

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TransMetal MegaBee wrote:
>
> John Bartos <r7...@ix.netcom.comNOSPAM> wrote:
> > aaro...@gte.net wrote in message <68cqq9$p8k$3...@gte2.gte.net>...

> > >We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I
> > >meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
> > >make me out to be. And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a
> > >small ego trip once in a while, especially if it contributes to a
> > >humorous atmosphere. After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
> > >me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).

> The scary thing is that he actually took the time to measure it. At least,
> that's what he would have us think. Man, how insecure is that?
>
> Dude, no one here cares about your little wee-wee. We just want to talk
> about Transformers. Unlike your mythical unit, they're _more_ than meets
> the eye.

I guarantee you that 95% of the men in the United states have measured
there dicks at one time or another. If you haven't, then should be right
now. Know where you're standing.

aaro...@gte.net

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Ari X wrote:
>
> aaro...@gte.net wrote:
> >
> > Robert A. Jung wrote:
> > >
> > > All the female TransFans I know would probably end up laughing themselves
> > > silly over this loser...
> > >
> > > --R.J.
> > > B-)
> > >
> > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > "I write because I am personally amused by what I do, and if other people are
> > > amused by it, then it's fine. If they're not, then that's also fine."
> > > Send mail to rj...@netcom.com --Frank Zappa
> > > ------- Visit Rob on the web! ------ http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/ -------
> >
> > Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
> > from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
> > you are. What do you think of that?
>
> _I_ think that you just lost any and all respect you could ever possibly
> get from anybody on this newsgroup. Of course, you're probably too cool
> to care about that, right?

I'll tell you what I have no respect for, and that's people like Robert
who make judgements about people when they have no justification for it.

And as to Ari X, what the hell is that supposed to mean anyway? Oh,
"I'm just too cool for this newsgroup"? This is not elementary school
anymore, and I'm not the class athlete that everyone wants to be around,
so just calm down.

aaro...@gte.net

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ALaN12084 wrote:
>
> Ari X wrote
>
> >aaro...@gte.net wrote:
> >>
> >> Robert A. Jung wrote:
> >> >
> >> > All the female TransFans I know would probably end up laughing
> >themselves
> >> > silly over this loser...
> >> >
> >> > --R.J.
> >> > B-)
> >> >
> >> >
> >------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >> > "I write because I am personally amused by what I do, and if other people
> >are
> >> > amused by it, then it's fine. If they're not, then that's also fine."
> >> > Send mail to rj...@netcom.com --Frank Zappa
> >> > ------- Visit Rob on the web! ------ http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/
> >-------
> >>
> >> Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
> >> from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
> >> you are. What do you think of that?
> >
> >_I_ think that you just lost any and all respect you could ever possibly
> >get from anybody on this newsgroup. Of course, you're probably too cool
> >to care about that, right?
> >--
>
> I think he lost all respect from anybody the first time he posted here.

Yes, go ahead and add your two cents worth.

aaro...@gte.net

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Hex wrote:
>
> aaro...@gte.net wrote:
> : We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I

> : meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
> : make me out to be.
> Yes, some of us are more objective than others. So far though I
> see no reason to be impressed.
>
> : And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a small ego trip once

> : in a while, especially if it contributes to a humorous atmosphere.
> Will someone let me know when this thread becomes funny?
>
> : After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of

> : me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).
> Hey I sure will... my size 13 foot will work wonders! /;v]
> And really... if you have to brag about what's below the belt you are
> more likey to be full of it. Now do us all a favor Rich Tracy and get
> a clue:
> - This is the _Transformers_ newsgroup.
> - Your penis does not transform into a robot, therefore it's off
> topic.

How do you know it doesn't? Tell me how you know this. You can't, and
that's because you don't know. If you don't know for sure, then shut the
hell up!

aaro...@gte.net

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Accualt wrote:
>
> Ok I think I will stop reading this thread now...8" penis my blue Bluestrick
> ass.

I tell you what, since nobody believes me, I'll get hard and whip it out
at BotCon '98! Don't tempt me, I'll do it.

aaro...@gte.net

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Robert A. Jung wrote:
>
> In article <68cq96$p8k$2...@gte2.gte.net> aaro...@gte.net writes:
> >Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
> >from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
> >you are. What do you think of that?
>
> I don't take money from kids, especially those who still haven't gotten
> their Masters yet. B-)

Ha! Figures. I knew you were chicken shit. Put your money where your
mouth is, bitch.

aaro...@gte.net

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mouth is, Rob.

aaro...@gte.net

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The Nixtr wrote:
>
> And I love to rub chocolate all over the gals
> and bring in a hyena to bite it all away.

Well now, your just fucked up, my friend. You carried it a little too
far.

aaro...@gte.net

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The Nixtr wrote:

>
> QUOTING:
>
> Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
> from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
> you are. What do you think of that?
>
> RESPONSE: OOOH!
> Like money proves you're such an incredible person!!!
> At least you can afford all those "escorts"...

Nixtr, I'm going to have to give you credit for that one. It was witty,
funny, but how can you infer from what I said that I have a lot of
money? Now, if Ol' Rob wants to pay me early, because let's face it,
he's lost the bet, then I could afford at least one escort.

aaro...@gte.net

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The Nixtr wrote:
>
> This guy's tech specs are all zeros.

Actually, they are all eights.

aaro...@gte.net

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The Nixtr wrote:

>
> QUOTING:
>
> Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the
> power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.
>
> RESPONSE:Go back to Disney World

That reminds me... I once had sex with my ex-girlfriend on the carousel
of progress at Disney World.

aaro...@gte.net

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Charlotte Brogden wrote:
>
> On Wed, 31 Dec 1997 01:57:39 -0800, aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>
> After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
> >me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).
>
> Only you. Everyone else thinks you're a prat.
> . /
> ((()) . /--, / ****CHARLOTTE BROGDEN****

Yeah, Charlotte, you know you want it.

aaro...@gte.net

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Charlotte Brogden wrote:
>
> On Wed, 31 Dec 1997 01:48:32 -0800, aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>
> >Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
> >from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
> >you are. What do you think of that?
>
> Wonderful! You'll be able to afford the blow up Blackarachnia!
> You'll need one, no living female Transfan would have a bar of you...
> . /
> ((()) . /--, / ****CHARLOTTE BROGDEN****

Except you, of course. You just wait, Charlotte, I'll have you eating
out of my lap.

John Bartos

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aaro...@gte.net wrote in message <68fq11$jfs$6...@gte2.gte.net>...
<numerous boastings of imaginary sex organ deleted>

Geez Aaron, what the HELL is this? Are you having a bad time in your life
right now? Did you smoke some laced weed or something? Both? I thought
that stop-motion Transformer toy commercial you did was pretty cool, and
given that, I find it hard to believe that you're now generating this
drivel. Is there an explanation behind it?

BTW, I believe you tried to order a copy of Transformers: Hero from me a few
weeks ago, when my VCR wasn't working. Well, it's going to be fixed soon,
but don't bother asking for it again. There's no way in hell I'd give a
pervert like you my real address.

John

Neale Davidson

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How about this? Post crap like this again on our
newsgroup, often frequented by minors, and I'll
have your account pulled? That sound reasonable
to you studly?

Sexual harassment is a crime. Remember that.

Neale


ALaN12084

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Aaronrus wrote:>The Nixtr wrote:
>>
>> And I love to rub chocolate all over the gals
>> and bring in a hyena to bite it all away.
>
>Well now, your just ****** up, my friend. You carried it a little too
>far.
>

_You're_ calling _ him_ crazy? You're the one who carried it too far. You
should have never even come here. Try alt.sex.starved or alt.sex.false.organs.
Oh and, one more thing, watch the language, we have kids coming here from time
to time ya know.

ALaN12084

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You ever get the feeling nobody cares?

ALaN12084

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Neale Davidson wrote:>How about this? Post crap like this again on our
Tell'em Neale! Maybe if we get enough posts like this he'll go back
to..ahh...nevermind. Saying it would make me as bad as him.

Joona I Palaste

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aaro...@gte.net scribbled the following:
: Windchaser wrote:
: >
: > aaro...@gte.net wrote in message <68a1cd$evu$6...@gte1.gte.net>...

I used to fantasise about women named Cecilia prior to becoming aware of
Cecilia Matz. Then, when I learned of her existence, I dropped the name
Cecilia totally from my fantasies. By doing this I am keeping my
fantasies separate from my real life. Ain't that nice?

--
/----------------------------------------------------------------------\
| Joona Palaste | | | |
| pal...@cc.helsinki.fi | | | |
| Kingpriest of "The Flying Lemon Tree" |------- -----------------|
| |------- -----------------|
| G++ FR FW+ M- #80 D+ ADA N+++ W++ B OP+ | | | |
| Finland rules! => | | | |
\----------------------------------------------------------------------/
Cyclonus: What is this place?
Daniel: An ice cream factory?
Cyclonus: You are insolent, Earth boy!
Daniel: Thanks!
--- from "Surprise Party"

harleydo

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aaro...@gte.net wrote:

>
> Hex wrote:
> >
> > Hey I sure will... my size 13 foot will work wonders! /;v]
> > And really... if you have to brag about what's below the belt you are
> > more likey to be full of it. Now do us all a favor Rich Tracy and get
> > a clue:
> > - This is the _Transformers_ newsgroup.
> > - Your penis does not transform into a robot, therefore it's off
> > topic.
>
> How do you know it doesn't? Tell me how you know this. You can't, and
> that's because you don't know. If you don't know for sure, then shut the
> hell up!

Harleydo wrote:

You are an immature idiot.

Adam(HARLEYDO)

Megatron33

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Very well then, hold on while I sharpen my knife....


Megat...@aol.com
"Unyielding fury and rage have no LIVING opposition."
http://members.aol.com/Megatron33/Transformers.html
See you all at BC 98

MicroZone

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>I tell you what, since nobody believes me, I'll get hard and whip it out
>at BotCon '98! Don't tempt me, I'll do it.


Don't know what made me think of this just now, but did you see that the guest
speaker on Sunday was Lorenna Bobbit? ;-)


MicroZone

K. Ino

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harleydo wrote:

He knows for sure because he knows that -nobody's- penis can tf into a bot.

> Harleydo wrote:
>
> You are an immature idiot.
>
> Adam(HARLEYDO)

correct.


Dark Knight

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This string has been a riot. I want to thank everyone for having the
.stupidity..to pay any attention to comments about dick sizes, etc.
This has been keeping me amused for days but now its getting boring.
Note to guys, peruse the string, notice that most female Transfans
stopped responding to this dribble days ago and take a hint a do the
same thing. If no one responds, the flamers will stop. Simple formula.

-cano

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Disagree and I may open a can of wup ass on you :

Joona I Palaste

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Charlotte Brogden <cbro...@s054.aone.net.au> scribbled the following:

: On Wed, 31 Dec 1997 01:57:39 -0800, aaro...@gte.net wrote:

: After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
: >me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).

: Only you. Everyone else thinks you're a prat.

Charlotte is right. aaro...@gte.net is a prat. Boasting about the size
of your penis is a sign of low self-confidence.

msi...@ibm.net

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harleydo wrote (in reference to aaronus):

> You are an immature idiot.

Holy sh!t. I AGREE with harleydo on something!


M "Someone Get Those Pigs Down From The Ceiling" Sipher

msi...@ibm.net

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Ari X wrote:
>
> aaro...@gte.net wrote:
> > Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the
> > power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.
>
> Whadda comedian..nothing like a little humor to lighten up ones day.

VERY little humor.


M "Wow. How Bored And Insecure Do You Have To Be To Measure Yourself And
Tell The World About It?" Sipher

msi...@ibm.net

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Windchaser wrote:
>
> aaro...@gte.net wrote in message <68a1cd$evu$6...@gte1.gte.net>...
> >No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon, and
> >I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do the
> >same...
>
> Okay..
> Mental Note:
> Avoid this person at BotCon.

Heck no. I wanna see this twerp. And LAUGH and LAUGH and LAUGH...


M "And Then Point Him Out To All The Female Transfans, So They Can Go Up
One At A Time And Slap The Shit Out Of Him" Sipher

HackGar1

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I was starting to think that this guy didn't really want to start this big a
fight, but after reading that this dipslag thinks Char Brogden *wants* this
lunatic, it's pretty clear to me (and everyone else) that this fink is just a
simple, self-serving pervert. And sexual harassment -- on a TRANSFORMERS
NEWSGROUP -- of all places, makes you the lowest form of pond scum we've
actually had the audacity to respond to! I do hope you intend to apologize,
becuase I agree with Neale. Oh, and by the way, I do hope you don't intend to
have "Aaronrus" on you BC98 name tag, these people are out for blood. And as
for "whipping your piece out" in the middle of a comic convention, I'm sure the
rent-a-cops there could use a good target.

Hack...@aol.com
Cybertronian News Network
http://members.aol.com/HackGar1/index.html
See you all at BC98!!
Junkion HackGar: "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, this tape will
self-destruct in five seconds"
4>
3>
2>
1>...Well, I warned you

msi...@ibm.net

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Robert A. Jung wrote:

> All the female TransFans I know would probably end up laughing themselves
> silly over this loser...

Funny. This male Transfan is laughing his ass off too.


M "I Just Love Seeing People I'm So Glad I'm Not" Sipher

MicroZone

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>Holy sh!t. I AGREE with harleydo on something!<

Quick somebody go check the temperature in Hell!


MicroZone

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