Mrm79 (mr...@aol.com) wrote:
: well, i think that we all should be able to express ourselves, and i think that
Not to get mad here, but what the hell does this have to do with Transformers?
Of course women should be able to express themselves, and so should
homosexuals and people with brown hair. But this is NOT a chat room, and
people should not be posting off-topic trolls about their boyfriend's new car
or their wife's father. The occasional post is ok, it keeps the group
feeling more friendly. But save it for when your first child is born or when
you get married ok?
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>well, i think that we all should be able to express ourselves
Lessee, we have Raksha, Ratbat, Trixter, Suzanne Ferree, and I can't think of
the rest. I'd say that the female population of this NG express themselves
very much.
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: >well, i think that we all should be able to express ourselves
: Lessee, we have Raksha, Ratbat, Trixter, Suzanne Ferree, and I can't think of
: the rest. I'd say that the female population of this NG express themselves
: very much.
Hmm, Charlotte, Tetra Reris, Vulcana, Brigit Stäbler, Barbara Paschal,
Cecilia Matz, Laura Kalli... all of these should be female. Who has a
complete list of femmes?
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Well, even though she doesn't post very often, how about Sarai Feria? Throw here
name in there too :)
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Hmmmm, ok guys, what do ya'll think made him type THAT?
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You REALLY don't want to know.
M "I'll Leave It To Somebody More At Home With Crude Jokes..." Sipher
I'd wager a combination of desperate isolation, immaturity and complete
lack of tact.
In other words, he aint' gettin' none, and he's gonna CONTINUE not
gettin' none.
M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I Personally
Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher
or
M "The Above Also Applies For Those Who Prefer Men" Sipher
or
M "If It's Something ELSE, I Don't Wanna HEAR About It" Sipher
Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the
power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.
I'll let that slide Adam, if you get me the number of that theater in
Dallas, OK.
No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon, and
I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do the
same...
Its spelled testosterone.
Actually, I'm a gentle lover, but I ocassionally like to give a woman a
good long, hard night of total ecstasy.
You'll let what slide?
BotCon's for sex? And all this time, I thought it was a Transformers
convention. . .
HighRoad,
pondering the connection between Pretender TFs, Decoys, and the 8"
wingding this guy was bragging about
No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon, and
>>I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do the
>>same...
Congratulations. You have won the "Fhat the WUCK?" award for single most
bizzare post to a.t.t.>
>"Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I
>Personally
>>> Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher
Right on, brother Sipher. That, and they have to like They Might Be Giants.
:DDD
Devanator
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WildCat@BW1 MUSH! (as soon as I replace m'Telnet Ware...)
I would just like to say I wrote none of that and have no idea how my name got
there. I wrote the testosteron thing.
I don't normaly reply to thii....ah who they hell am I kiding I always reply to
this stuff! So my question is your gonna hook up with some women from ATT and
then see her at Botcon aaaaaand get slaped? Cause I have a felling this tactic
of yours is not gonna work. You've gotta be smoooooth. Just kinda sliiiiiide up
to her and be like, "hey baby, wanna tangle?::wink, wink::" THEN get slaped.
AND THAT DAMN PEE COMERCIAL IS ON AGIAN! Sorry.
I think this guy is posting on the wrong newsgroup. Try
alt.sexstarved.fanatics. I don't think many femmes will be running over to you
and jumping in your arms, what with their Laser Ops and all.
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Lol, no, you aren't alone, and the guy who wants to meet girls at BotCon, just
because if they go there then they have something in common, is reeeaaaalllly
desperate. Actually, BW hasn't hindered my love life at all, (she thinks it's
sweet that I like them) and though I want to make a crude joke about a new line
of TF toys at this BotCon, I won't.
Hey, throw me on that same boat. I look for intelligence, personality, and yes,
beauty. If the girl happens to like Transformers, that's great. If she doesn't,
oh well.
--R.J.
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> > In other words, he aint' gettin' none, and he's gonna CONTINUE not
> > gettin' none.
But... but bragadoccio on toy newsgroups is _in_ this year! Hey, baby,
wanna see me maximize, huh huh huh?
> > M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I Personally
> > Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher
Well, physical attraction certainly doesn't _hurt._ I do know where you're
coming from, though.
> > or
> >
> > M "The Above Also Applies For Those Who Prefer Men" Sipher
> >
> > or
> >
> > M "If It's Something ELSE, I Don't Wanna HEAR About It" Sipher
Me, neither. There's alt.sex.stories.bizarre for that sort of thing....
> No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon, and
> I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do the
> same...
Yeah, and these women, who are no doubt used to being leered at when they
buy their comic books, toys, etc. (face it, this is a male-dominated
hobby, and most of those males are sorely lacking in social skills) would
just _love_ to meet you following your request for fine women. You might
as well walk around in a t-shirt that says 'Ugly chicks need not apply'.
> > Dare we speculate if YOU have any in return? B-)
> >
> Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the
> power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.
Oh, please. Big talk usually means small topic. Think about it.
>
> Woah, roasted with style! I don't think he'll be posting here ever again
> anytime soon. I guess he'll be leaving his "Austin Powers Penis Enlarger" home
> on that road trip.
Ha! Ha! That movie was FUNNY!
Man-"Here's your receipt, instruction manual, and novel, 'Me And My Enlarger, by Austin
Powers.'"
AP-"It wasn't mine!"
<takes it>
*20 min. later*
<unpacks bags>
AP-"What the? How'd that get in here?"
Caleb
"I ought to go see that movie again."
Time for some Quintesson mode
::Turns on Quintesson mode::
The human boasts about the power of his penis.
::Turns head::
0% probablility of truth.
::Turns head::
The penalty for perjury is termination.
::Turns to the skull like head::
Feed him to the Sharkticons.
::Pit opens::"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
::Turns head::
Let us see how much of his power he can still boast about after the
::Sharkticons exterminate the human::
0% probablitly that he can boast about the power he possesses.
::Heads turn frequently::
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
::Quintesson mode off::
::Comic Shockwave mode on::
Interrogative: If he boasts so much about his manliness, would he need to pick
up a mate at BotCon rather then go to a bar and find one there?
Hypothesis:No, high probability that he needs to lie in order to get a mate.
Analysis: Given the fact that many human males lie in order to get a mate, this
male is a very possible candidate for that group of males.
Conclusion: This human male is very desperate indeed.
Course of action that should be taken by the females: Lead him on and then
leave him waiting,disregard him, or exert a large force on his face with either
a closed fist or an open hand depending on your preference.
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See you all at BC 98
Woah, roasted with style! I don't think he'll be posting here ever again
anytime soon. I guess he'll be leaving his "Austin Powers Penis Enlarger" home
on that road trip.
Adam(Harleydo)
Why would I need that when I'm already above average.
Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
you are. What do you think of that?
We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I
meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
make me out to be. And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a
small ego trip once in a while, especially if it contributes to a
humorous atmosphere. After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).
Do us all a favor. Learn how to spell, please. I bet you are
phonetically challenged, too.
BotCon '98 will be a new thing for me, never having been to a comic or
toy convention, so I want to make it as exciting as possible.
I'm not laughing. Keep it to yourself.
John
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aaro...@gte.net wrote in message <68a1cd$evu$6...@gte1.gte.net>...
>No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon, and
>I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do the
>same...
Okay..
Mental Note:
Avoid this person at BotCon.
Windchaser: Lol at this guy..pathetic..
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_I_ think that you just lost any and all respect you could ever possibly
get from anybody on this newsgroup. Of course, you're probably too cool
to care about that, right?
: And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a small ego trip once
: in a while, especially if it contributes to a humorous atmosphere.
Will someone let me know when this thread becomes funny?
: After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
: me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).
Hey I sure will... my size 13 foot will work wonders! /;v]
And really... if you have to brag about what's below the belt you are
more likey to be full of it. Now do us all a favor Rich Tracy and get
a clue:
- This is the _Transformers_ newsgroup.
- Your penis does not transform into a robot, therefore it's off
topic.
- Welcome to my .killfile ...
Hex.
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Disagree and I may open a can of wup ass on you :
I don't take money from kids, especially those who still haven't gotten
their Masters yet. B-)
--R.J.,
who figures Aaron hasn't
checked his web page profile
> > I don't normaly reply to thii....ah who they hell am I kiding I always reply to
> > this stuff! So my question is your gonna hook up with some women from ATT and
> > then see her at Botcon aaaaaand get slaped? Cause I have a felling this tactic
> > of yours is not gonna work. You've gotta be smoooooth. Just kinda sliiiiiide up
> > to her and be like, "hey baby, wanna tangle?::wink, wink::" THEN get slaped.
> > AND THAT DAMN PEE COMERCIAL IS ON AGIAN! Sorry.
> >
>
> Do us all a favor. Learn how to spell, please. I bet you are
> phonetically challenged, too.
Yeah, I've seen 11-year olders that type better than him. =) "Who else would put 'ass'
in his signature?"
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Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
you are. What do you think of that?
RESPONSE: OOOH!
Like money proves you're such an incredible person!!!
At least you can afford all those "escorts"...
Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the
power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.
RESPONSE:Go back to Disney World
> I'm not laughing. Keep it to yourself.
The scary thing is that he actually took the time to measure it. At least,
that's what he would have us think. Man, how insecure is that?
Dude, no one here cares about your little wee-wee. We just want to talk
about Transformers. Unlike your mythical unit, they're _more_ than meets
the eye.
Izzat right? I'm sure we all needed to know that. Did you spend some
time in the bathroom with a ruler? That's rhetorical; *please* don't
answer
~11, the negative zer--0, who suffers a momentary lapse in his faith in
humanity
>Actually, I'm a gentle lover, but I ocassionally like to give a woman a
>good long, hard night of total ecstasy.
...and I occasionally like to be an exact double of kd lang...looks like neither
of us get what we want, huh?
Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, don't know why I bother some days.
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>M "Am I Alone In That INTELLIGENCE And PERSONALITY Are What I Personally
>Find More Appealing In A Woman?" Sipher
Oh, Siph, that's kinky! :)
>M "The Above Also Applies For Those Who Prefer Men" Sipher
To find intelligence and personality appealling in a woman if you prefer men?
It'd have to be really appealling, I guess! :)
>M "If It's Something ELSE, I Don't Wanna HEAR About It" Sipher
Well, uh, it's, like, I've got this pet...oh, *don't* wanna hear about it.
Sorry.
:)
Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, sorry, Sipher, sorry, gang. Just in a fun mood tonight.
>We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I
>meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
>make me out to be.
Er, no...we don't do that. You do...
>And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a
>small ego trip once in a while, especially if it contributes to a
>humorous atmosphere. After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
>me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).
Oh....nah, sod it. I'll avoid doing a line about what I'd like to kick in this
particular context.
Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, just some crazy androgyne that canna keep her mouth
shut...which means that she drools all over her keyboard.
>Yeah, well, if you met me, you definitely wouldn't be able to resist the
>power of my 8" cock, and its genuine.
Oh, yeah. Power. Like, don't point that at me, it might go off.
Or *fall* off.
Sheesh, I suppose I started it. I mean, I happened to mention that I had some
masculoid features, and I guess that's all this guy's done...
Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, no, on the other hand, I don't often boast about the power
of my 80cm flat chest...
>aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>>
>> Robert A. Jung wrote:
>> >
>> > All the female TransFans I know would probably end up laughing
>themselves
>> > silly over this loser...
>> >
>> > --R.J.
>> > B-)
>> >
>> >
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>> Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
>> from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
>> you are. What do you think of that?
>
>_I_ think that you just lost any and all respect you could ever possibly
>get from anybody on this newsgroup. Of course, you're probably too cool
>to care about that, right?
>--
I think he lost all respect from anybody the first time he posted here.
Sir Alan,
Knight of "The Flying Tomato Tree"
"If on Decepticon turf you happen to tumble, look out robot cause here comes
Rumble!"
-Rumble, S.O.S Dinobots (FIRRIB)
>aaro...@gte.net wrote:
>: We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I
>: meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
>: make me out to be.
> Yes, some of us are more objective than others. So far though I
>see no reason to be impressed.
>
>: And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a small ego trip once
>: in a while, especially if it contributes to a humorous atmosphere.
> Will someone let me know when this thread becomes funny?
>
>: After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
>: me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).
> Hey I sure will... my size 13 foot will work wonders! /;v]
>And really... if you have to brag about what's below the belt you are
>more likey to be full of it. Now do us all a favor Rich Tracy and get
>a clue:
> - This is the _Transformers_ newsgroup.
> - Your penis does not transform into a robot, therefore it's off
>topic.
> - Welcome to my .killfile ...
>
>Hex.
>[ Brute Force. Spare parts. Force of will to function. --It's the
> junkion way. ]
>
Now, Hex, this thread just got funny...
After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
>me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).
Only you. Everyone else thinks you're a prat.
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>Hey Robert, I bet you $100.00 right now that says that when I graduate
>from FSU with my Masters, I'll be making twice the amount of money that
>you are. What do you think of that?
Wonderful! You'll be able to afford the blow up Blackarachnia!
You'll need one, no living female Transfan would have a bar of you...
>> Well, physical attraction certainly doesn't _hurt._ I do know where
you're
>> coming from, though.
>>
Well yes, that's true. But it's not everything, whether in a woman or a
man...
>> > No, actually I assuming that some of these women will be at Botcon,
and
>> > I'm just trying to hook up in advanced. I would suggest that you do
the
>> > same...
>>
>> Yeah, and these women, who are no doubt used to being leered at when
they
>> buy their comic books, toys, etc. (face it, this is a male-dominated
>> hobby, and most of those males are sorely lacking in social skills)
That's very true. The things that bug me are:
a) Male clerks who are extraordinarily patronizing, who always call you
"honey" and "sweetie" and assume you know nothing about the hobby,
b) Male clerks who ignore you entirely when you want to ask questions or
actually, god forbid, buy something. They serve male customers behind
you when you've been waiting for 5 minutes.
>We weren't all created equal. You people assume too much of me. When I
>meet some of you in person, you'll realize that I'm not the asshole you
>make me out to be. And as to boasting, there's nothing wrong with a
>small ego trip once in a while, especially if it contributes to a
>humorous atmosphere. After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
>me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).
Umm...a "kick" is not what I get out of it. Alternating snickers and
shudders of fear, perhaps...
And, er--- you measure your penis?!?
Lia
(send hate mail here, or lmb...@trentu.ca....)
Don't worry Cecilia, you have my mother's name. I would never consider
dating someone who has the same name as my mother.
> The scary thing is that he actually took the time to measure it. At least,
> that's what he would have us think. Man, how insecure is that?
>
> Dude, no one here cares about your little wee-wee. We just want to talk
> about Transformers. Unlike your mythical unit, they're _more_ than meets
> the eye.
I guarantee you that 95% of the men in the United states have measured
there dicks at one time or another. If you haven't, then should be right
now. Know where you're standing.
I'll tell you what I have no respect for, and that's people like Robert
who make judgements about people when they have no justification for it.
And as to Ari X, what the hell is that supposed to mean anyway? Oh,
"I'm just too cool for this newsgroup"? This is not elementary school
anymore, and I'm not the class athlete that everyone wants to be around,
so just calm down.
Yes, go ahead and add your two cents worth.
How do you know it doesn't? Tell me how you know this. You can't, and
that's because you don't know. If you don't know for sure, then shut the
hell up!
I tell you what, since nobody believes me, I'll get hard and whip it out
at BotCon '98! Don't tempt me, I'll do it.
Ha! Figures. I knew you were chicken shit. Put your money where your
mouth is, bitch.
mouth is, Rob.
Well now, your just fucked up, my friend. You carried it a little too
far.
Nixtr, I'm going to have to give you credit for that one. It was witty,
funny, but how can you infer from what I said that I have a lot of
money? Now, if Ol' Rob wants to pay me early, because let's face it,
he's lost the bet, then I could afford at least one escort.
Actually, they are all eights.
That reminds me... I once had sex with my ex-girlfriend on the carousel
of progress at Disney World.
Yeah, Charlotte, you know you want it.
Except you, of course. You just wait, Charlotte, I'll have you eating
out of my lap.
Geez Aaron, what the HELL is this? Are you having a bad time in your life
right now? Did you smoke some laced weed or something? Both? I thought
that stop-motion Transformer toy commercial you did was pretty cool, and
given that, I find it hard to believe that you're now generating this
drivel. Is there an explanation behind it?
BTW, I believe you tried to order a copy of Transformers: Hero from me a few
weeks ago, when my VCR wasn't working. Well, it's going to be fixed soon,
but don't bother asking for it again. There's no way in hell I'd give a
pervert like you my real address.
John
Sexual harassment is a crime. Remember that.
Neale
_You're_ calling _ him_ crazy? You're the one who carried it too far. You
should have never even come here. Try alt.sex.starved or alt.sex.false.organs.
Oh and, one more thing, watch the language, we have kids coming here from time
to time ya know.
You ever get the feeling nobody cares?
I used to fantasise about women named Cecilia prior to becoming aware of
Cecilia Matz. Then, when I learned of her existence, I dropped the name
Cecilia totally from my fantasies. By doing this I am keeping my
fantasies separate from my real life. Ain't that nice?
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/----------------------------------------------------------------------\
| Joona Palaste | | | |
| pal...@cc.helsinki.fi | | | |
| Kingpriest of "The Flying Lemon Tree" |------- -----------------|
| |------- -----------------|
| G++ FR FW+ M- #80 D+ ADA N+++ W++ B OP+ | | | |
| Finland rules! => | | | |
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Cyclonus: What is this place?
Daniel: An ice cream factory?
Cyclonus: You are insolent, Earth boy!
Daniel: Thanks!
--- from "Surprise Party"
Harleydo wrote:
You are an immature idiot.
Adam(HARLEYDO)
Very well then, hold on while I sharpen my knife....
Megat...@aol.com
"Unyielding fury and rage have no LIVING opposition."
http://members.aol.com/Megatron33/Transformers.html
See you all at BC 98
Don't know what made me think of this just now, but did you see that the guest
speaker on Sunday was Lorenna Bobbit? ;-)
MicroZone
harleydo wrote:
He knows for sure because he knows that -nobody's- penis can tf into a bot.
> Harleydo wrote:
>
> You are an immature idiot.
>
> Adam(HARLEYDO)
correct.
-cano
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Disagree and I may open a can of wup ass on you :
: After all, I'm sure some of you get a kick out of
: >me boasting about my 8" dick ( measured from base to tip ).
: Only you. Everyone else thinks you're a prat.
Charlotte is right. aaro...@gte.net is a prat. Boasting about the size
of your penis is a sign of low self-confidence.
> You are an immature idiot.
Holy sh!t. I AGREE with harleydo on something!
M "Someone Get Those Pigs Down From The Ceiling" Sipher
VERY little humor.
M "Wow. How Bored And Insecure Do You Have To Be To Measure Yourself And
Tell The World About It?" Sipher
Heck no. I wanna see this twerp. And LAUGH and LAUGH and LAUGH...
M "And Then Point Him Out To All The Female Transfans, So They Can Go Up
One At A Time And Slap The Shit Out Of Him" Sipher
Hack...@aol.com
Cybertronian News Network
http://members.aol.com/HackGar1/index.html
See you all at BC98!!
Junkion HackGar: "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, this tape will
self-destruct in five seconds"
4>
3>
2>
1>...Well, I warned you
Funny. This male Transfan is laughing his ass off too.
M "I Just Love Seeing People I'm So Glad I'm Not" Sipher
Quick somebody go check the temperature in Hell!
MicroZone