Father's Day is the 17th of June, but I expect to be taking care of a
five-day-old baby girl by that point, so we switched the schedule
around a little bit and I got an early gift this year. Well, three
gifts, actually. I specifically mentioned that I wanted the trio of
Classics-style Decepticons available on
acestoystore.com, identified
as the "Rainmakers" due to the nickname Bluestreak gives them in their
debut episode, "Divide and Conquer," which is also the only episode in
which they appear.
Now, I imagine that most of you know that I am in love with the
generic, nameless characters of the original Transformers cartoon.
Almost none of them have ever been officially recognized (and I
imagine that fully half of them were probably created by accident),
but they're a valid, canonical part of the show and I take great
delight in discovering new ones and assigning names and personalities
to them. Some of the most prominently recognized nameless Decepticons
are the three rainbow-colored guys from "Divide and Conquer," since
they're actually fairly more significant than just background
characters—they're addressed directly by Megatron and become integral
to the story when they pour acid rain on the four Autobots trying to
retrieve a vital component for the dying Optimus Prime. They're
memorable due to their bright, monochromatic color schemes, and one of
their number, the green one, was the basis for an official Hasbro toy
named Acid Storm. The Acid Storm toy was only loosely based on the
character from the episode, though (much in the same way that the
various incarnations of Sunstorm really don't match the character on
which he was supposedly based, either) but these guys are much, much
closer to the Decepticon trio who actually appears in the cartoon.
CHMS makes some knockoffs that I would categorized as very good, but
not quite meeting the standards of true excellence that Jhong Zin has
managed to achieve with their unlicensed G1 reissues. These toys are
great, but you can tell they're not official Hasbro products. Between
the three of them, they suffer from a variety of problems including
flash that needed to be trimmed from the plastic, uncooperative
missile launchers, an odd menagerie of parts that are too loose and
too tight, and in one instance, a misassembly that completely
prevented a full transformation to robot mode. Despite this, I still
love these toys, since I am willing to overlook small flaws if it
means I get to own plastic incarnations of a handful of generic
Decepticon jets to add to my collection. (I previously bought the
purple "Air Warrior" and a version of Starscream's ghost, as well as
an edition of Starscream coated entirely in gold vac-metal, which I
choose to believe is the "Golden Lagoon" version that's covered in
electrum.)
I assigned names to these characters since none of them had official
identities when I first took interest in them. I call the yellow one
Goldwing; the blue one is Blue Moon; and to me, the green one is
Limelight. I will use these names for the sake of convenience, and
because these are the unofficial names I've always used to reference
them. They are entirely of my own devising, though, and while I would
love it if the official sources chose to adopt them and validate them,
so far this has not happened.
LIMELIGHT
I call him Limelight because, in my little world, this character
craves recognition and infamy. He's all about being popular, and the
more well-known he is, the more successful he feels.
Limelight's toy is cast almost entirely in a fluorescent green, even
brighter than the original Constructicon toys, and the color is very
accurate to what we see in the show. They took a cue from the
Sunstorm toys and gave him white boots and gauntlets, which isn't
quite accurate to what we see in the show (each of these characters is
entirely one color, except for their heads, cockpits, and wing
stripes) but I can totally accept the desire to improve the aesthetics
of the toys by adding some secondary colors. The white gauntlets
actually work on all three toys in a way that a lot of other colors
probably wouldn't.
Limelight actually had a major assembly error, which made me a little
upset considering that my wife spent $74.99 on this set for me.
There's an internal knee assembly that slides in and out of the lower
leg, which includes a spring-loaded piston that allows the leg to lock
in place when it's in its fully extended or fully compressed
position. Well, both of his legs had a left knee assembly installed,
which meant that everything was facing the wrong direction and his leg
wouldn't transform at all. The part is completely square so it was
still the right basic shape, but I had to cut a hole in the other side
for the spring and cut off the tabs that prevented his upper leg from
sliding entirely out of his lower leg and reattach them in the right
spot. It was a little bit of work, and I'm disappointed that it was
necessary in the first place, but at least I possessed the necessary
skill and tools to accomplish it easily.
Limelight's thermoset plastic parts (the more resilient, so-called
"unpaintable plastics") are just slightly more yellow than his ABS
plastic pieces, and it's noticeable because his shoulder connectors
and upper legs and wing connectors are a distinctly different shade of
green. (They're the same parts that end up as silvery-grey on the
version of this mold sold as ghost Starscream, presumably because the
ABS plastic, even a modern formula, is still too brittle for the load-
bearing parts.) His guns are made of white plastic, too, but they're
painted almost entirely in flourescent green paint. Again, it's not a
great match, but the end result is that he's decorated in several
thematically similar shades.
GOLDWING
I've decided that Goldwing is a cowardly tag-along who is incapable of
functioning independantly, relying almost entirely on other
Decepticons like Blue Moon and Limelight to guide his decisions and
actions.
Not surprisingly, Goldwing is yellow in all the places that Limelight
is green. They get the same factory-applied paint deco, though, so
each of them has the same color tail rudders in jet mode (white with
red stripes) and wing stripes (red and white, the same deco applied to
the "Air Warrior," which in turn was borrowed from Universe
Starscream). Like Limelight, he's also got some silver trim in robot
mode, on the knees, wrists, pelvis, and chest. Like the others, he's
got white paint applications on his missile launchers and pelvis and
the chevrons on his shoulders; I like that the three have the same
paint operations, since it really helps to convey a sense of unity and
enforce the idea that these guys are a team. (I can't imagine
choosing to buy just one of these toys but not the other two.)
Goldwing has a little trouble with one of his launchers (you have to
jiggle the trigger a little to get the missle to stay in place) and in
a bizarre oddity, it seems that the triggers for his launchers are
actually made of Limelight-colored plastic (there's a small unpainted
spot on the trigger and it appears to be green plastic; the photo of
Goldwing on the
acestoystore.com web site has the same green splotch,
suggesting perhaps that they spray-painted the parts first and then
cut them off the sprue).
His different yellow parts are a much better match with each other
than the color matching on Limelight, and I didn't have any assembly
problems with this one. (I've had those types of problems with
official Hasbro and Takara toys, too, so this isn't an occurrence
that's exclusive to knockoff toys. I would think that Hasbro would
generally have better quality control, though.)
BLUE MOON
In my little world, Blue Moon is a Decepticon scientist who spends all
his time in his laboratory, cooking up new types of weapons for them
to use. We usually don't see him because he's a bit of a recluse.
I would say that Blue Moon is probably the most attractive of the
three toys; Goldwing and Limelight are obnoxiously bright, but he's a
little more subdued, with a muted color scheme that works well, and I
think that he could theoretically have been released as a Hasbro toy.
(In animation, he actually appears in darker shade of blue than the
toy. There are so many Decepticon jets in varying shades of blue and
purple that this subtle distinction becomes important, but I
understand the desire to not make him too dark, after which he would
appear to be a cheap knockoff of Thundercracker.)
These toys are actually closer to being knockoffs of Henkei toys than
of Classics/Universe/Generations toys, since they all feature the
vaccuum-metalized parts for which the Henkei series is so well known,
often to its detriment. In this case, the barrels of the launchers as
well as the thrusters for the jet modes are shiny and reflective, with
the thrusters being a darker color by merit of being coated with a
colored varnish. So many of the old G1 toys had shiny chrome parts
that really helped to sell them as metallic-looking robots, something
the toys have largely fallen away from since that time period, so it's
nice to see it again in some form.
Blue Moon's different types of paint and plastics are a better match
with each other than on Limelight, and though he suffers from a
contradictory affliction of too-tight and too-loose parts (his hands
tend to flop around in their sockets a little, and yet his elbows are
nearly impossible to pose), he's still a solid facsimile and second
only to the Jhong Zin toys in terms of quality. His tampographs are
vibrant and clean, his Decepticon symbols (on the front and back of
each wing) look good, and his parts fit together the way they're
supposed to when he transforms.
I don't know if these guys would be worth $25 a pop to everybody, but
they certainly are to me. (The genuine Hasbro version of Acid Storm
is going for more than that on eBay right now, and he doesn't even
look like the dude from the TV show.) If I had any complaints at all,
it's that the acquisition of these toys makes me want to celebrate
these characters further by taking pictures of them and writing
TRANSFORMERS UNIVERSE style profiles for them, and I really don't have
time for that right now!
Zob