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Laser Optimus does NOTHING for heartburn!

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LORD Xiphos Rawulf

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Aug 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/25/96
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Well after several hours (OK, all d**n day, plus a chunk of the next
morning) and nearly _#))_ messages (I'm sure by now there's yet more), I
wish to inform anyone wondering that, indeed, Laser Optimus Prime does
absolutely NOTHING for a case of heartburn. At best, those light-up
headlights just kinda distract one for a moment :)

What does this have to do with anything? NOTHING! I'm just really tired,
kinda bored, and buggered by trying to figure out how Turbine is going
to get OUT of Iacon now that he's stuck there :)

And I'm out of milk. Darn. Laser OP's trailer needs to be made to where
you can fill it with usefull things like koolaide, and milk...

Primus I'm tired, I actually think that's funny. Well, even though I
know better, I'm posting this mindless drivel anyhow. BUT to make it
worth your while:
What TransFormer do YOU entertain yourself with when you feel a bit
under the weather?

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Drogn

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Aug 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/25/96
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> What TransFormer do YOU entertain yourself with when you feel a bit
> under the weather?

Actually, LOP is one of the "makes me feel better" toys, along
with my VF-19S, G2 jet Smokescreen, and J. Random Spacecase Clones.
BTW, I've got a couple more Spacies to paint, and I was thinking
about trying arctic camoflage for one of them. The problem is, I don't
really know what it should look like, and my white is seriously
transparent. This means extreme difficulty will be had if I try to
paint the red areas white, so "arcaflage" might not be feasable.

-Drogn, thinking about lunch

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Michael R. Baraniecki

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Aug 26, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/26/96
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LORD Xiphos Rawulf (xip...@rahul.net) wrote:
: Well after several hours (OK, all d**n day, plus a chunk of the next

: morning) and nearly _#))_ messages (I'm sure by now there's yet more), I
: wish to inform anyone wondering that, indeed, Laser Optimus Prime does
: absolutely NOTHING for a case of heartburn.

<*burp*> I beg to differ.

<spitting out a laser rod>


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-Mike

Michael R. Baraniecki
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gala...@erols.com


Slick

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Aug 27, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/27/96
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merr...@sover.net (Drogn) wrote:

>> What TransFormer do YOU entertain yourself with when you feel a bit
>> under the weather?

> Actually, LOP is one of the "makes me feel better" toys, along
>with my VF-19S, G2 jet Smokescreen, and J. Random Spacecase Clones.
> BTW, I've got a couple more Spacies to paint, and I was thinking
>about trying arctic camoflage for one of them. The problem is, I don't
>really know what it should look like, and my white is seriously
>transparent. This means extreme difficulty will be had if I try to
>paint the red areas white, so "arcaflage" might not be feasable.

> -Drogn, thinking about lunch

Use vlues and blacks, (not much black though maybe the underside
parts) those are the two colors that go realy well with white in an
artic type enviroment. Just use the standard 'cammo splotche' effect
with the what as your man color, the blues as your splotche color and
plack as your accent (ie. upper arms and upper legs.)


Sounds like something I need to try (He says while looking at his
swap meet Space Case.....)


Slick


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>"Now look what you've done! You went and confused me! FURTHER!!" -Me
>"All you of Earth, are IDIOTS!" -Plan 9 From Outer Space
>"Surrealism is my rhinoceros." -Ben Brown


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Freelancer

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Aug 27, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/27/96
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> What TransFormer do YOU entertain yourself with when you feel a bit
> under the weather?

Hmm... that would be Roadbuster, if he weren't packed up at the moment. Lately,
it's been any of the Japanese TFs I have: Raiden (is that pronounced ride-n or
ray-den?), LioKaiser, Overlord, SixLiner, and Browning. Even though my Browning
is the Japnese Microman. He still counts.

By the way.... does anyone know why Kaen (I think that's his name, the orange
and black crotch part of Raiden) had his Diaclone pilot compartment disbaled? I
He's the only one I can't have 'piloted' by Highkick (that's the name of my
little figure I got with the one multi-former from the 80s... forget his name.)

Jozef
Happy people live forever, happy people never die...


Matthew High

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Aug 27, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/27/96
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On Aug. 27, 1996, Freelancer wrote:
>
[snip]

> Lately, it's been any of the Japanese TFs I have: Raiden (is that pronounced ride-n or ray-den?), LioKaiser, Overlord, SixLiner, and

It's pronounced "rye-den."


>
> By the way.... does anyone know why Kaen (I think that's his name,
> the orange and black crotch part of Raiden) had his Diaclone pilot
> compartment disbaled? I He's the only one I can't have 'piloted' by
> Highkick (that's the name of my little figure I got with the one
> multi-former from the 80s... forget his name.)
>

Y'mean the rest DO have Diaclone pilot seats? Funny, I don't remember
any of the Trainbots having 'em. This surprised me, too, considering
that they were such a featured part of the line. I'll have to check
my set again to be sure...

Doug Dlin, feeling very unobservant at the moment...

Ka Faraq Gatri

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Aug 28, 1996, 3:00:00 AM8/28/96
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LORD Xiphos Rawulf <xip...@rahul.net> wrote:

>Well after several hours (OK, all d**n day, plus a chunk of the next
>morning) and nearly _#))_ messages (I'm sure by now there's yet more), I
>wish to inform anyone wondering that, indeed, Laser Optimus Prime does

>absolutely NOTHING for a case of heartburn. At best, those light-up
>headlights just kinda distract one for a moment :)

But with that big sword, he makes a GREAT back scratcher!
Dave Connell aka Ka Faraq Gatri
kfg...@usa.pipeline.com

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- Dr. Who: The New Adventures - Revelation

"The strongest tyrant cannot crush freedom of thought." Brainstorm


Suzanne M. Ferree

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Sep 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/2/96
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[ |sf>I just learned last night that none of my messages posted from UNO
after the 15th of August have been getting though. Therefore, this is
message 1 of 12 or so that I have to repost. Unfortunately, some
things--like the Fanfic List posting on the 20th--were lost because
I'd already deleted the back up files. :P ]

[From sferree Tue Aug 27 12:39:36 1996]

Drogn (merr...@sover.net) wrote:
: In article <32200A...@rahul.net>, xip...@rahul.net wrote:

:
: > What TransFormer do YOU entertain yourself with when you feel a bit
: > under the weather?
:
: Actually, LOP is one of the "makes me feel better" toys, along

: with my VF-19S, G2 jet Smokescreen, and J. Random Spacecase Clones.

|sf>I have a virtual army that cheers *me* up. Let's see...the Frenzy
trio (FIRRIB: my plastic footed G1 Frenzy, my purple Frenzy decoy,
and my G2 Frenzy--they're also my Good Luck Patrol. :) ), Hooligan
(I can't help but smile w/ a paint job like that. :) ), Manta Ray
(he isn't one of my favorites per say, but transforming him is fun &
cheers me up), Scorpia (those tiny legs *really* cheer me up), and
either the G1/G2 Starscream (same mold--it's probably a combination of
him being my favorite character & the way the original Seekers twisted
their nosecone to become their chest. It's just fun to transform).

: Transfan Code: G++++, FR+/FW, M+.5, #25.5, AA+, N+++, B, Q++

I *still* haven't done that yet. Oh well, I have a total
of 3 .sigs & each one is in some way Transformer related, so... :)
--
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or: s...@grex.cyberspace.org | aka: Flamethrower@2005
or: sfe...@s-cwis.unomaha.edu | aka: Safari@TF1

Paul Wright

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Sep 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/2/96
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> > What TransFormer do YOU entertain yourself with when you feel a bit
> > under the weather?
>
>

Uncanny! I'm always fiddling with LOP when I'm downloading stuff off the
Internet or just watching telly at home,etc.
I also like playing with Star Sabre and Sixshot.
paulwright

Raksha

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Sep 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/3/96
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>>In article <32200A...@rahul.net>, xip...@rahul.net wrote:
>
>>> What TransFormer do YOU entertain yourself with when you feel a bit
>>> under the weather?

Well, for general encouragement, G1 Megatron (usually the Action Master
version), and Thunderwing, and lately Tyrannosaurus Megatron, work wonders.
But when I'm *really* in bad shape, no one but Soundwave will do.....

--Raksha


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Dirge

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Sep 5, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/5/96
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-> >>In article <32200A...@rahul.net>, xip...@rahul.net wrote:
-> >
-> >>> What TransFormer do YOU entertain yourself with when you feel a bit
-> >>> under the weather?

Bluestreak helps (Thanks Raksha!), but Cyberjet Strafe's definately the
best pick-me-up TF.

CyberStrafe spent the last two days w/ me, at uni actually. He got to see
Twister, rode on the bus seat and take a walk to a phone booth at 1am.

Darren, sat up the front row in Twister, there was surround sound. SH*T!
Talk about getting into a movie..

Playground Psychotic

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Sep 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/9/96
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Raksha wrote:
>
> >>In article <32200A...@rahul.net>, xip...@rahul.net wrote:
> >
> >>> What TransFormer do YOU entertain yourself with when you feel a bit
> >>> under the weather?
>
> Well, for general encouragement, G1 Megatron (usually the Action Master
> version), and Thunderwing, and lately Tyrannosaurus Megatron, work wonders.
> But when I'm *really* in bad shape, no one but Soundwave will do.....
>
> --Raksha

Wow... that's rather sweet. Reminds me of the time I fell asleep
snuggling Grimlock. My folks still have the photos, and they drag
them out to show to every prospective date...

Grimlock is a big cheerer for me. Always has been. And lately,
fiddling with Tigatron and Dinobot can perk me up when I'm
feeling rotten. Strangely, Backstreet is another one... his
transform is pretty simple, and I don't even remember his
personality, but those flip-out guns just do it for me every
time...

P_P

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