Great Transformers Pick-up Lines
Aaron F. Bourque
The Top Ten Transformers Pick Up Lines!!
(as created by me, for our personal pleasure)
10. Arcee: "You're male, I'm female, let's do it."
9. Tracks: "You're male, I'm male, let's do it."
8. Eject: "Wanna score?"
7. Grimlock: "Me grimlock not kisser, me KING!!"
6. Starscream: "Would you like to give me a deep voice?"
5. Hot Rod: "If your gonna ride, ride in STYLE!"
4. "Springer: I've got THREE modes." *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
3. Megatron, brandishing fusion cannon: "Do you know what I could do to you
with this?"
2. Optimus Prime: "I'm Optimus Prime."
And the NUMBER ONE Transformer pick up line IS:
*drum roll, please*
1. Anyone: "Bah wheep graagnaa, wheep nii ni boingy boingy boingy."
Thank you, thank you. Hope that gets at least one smile.
PS: I'd like to do a Beast Wars/Machine one, too, since this was obviously only
Gen1 characters. Any ideas would be best appreciated. In fact, I'll even give
credit for the best ones. Thanks!
Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourque
"I know that NOW! NOW does me no good!"--Me (Drat!)
"I LOVE animals! They're my favorite food!" My sister
Terebi no Gureji
>PS: I'd like to do a Beast Wars/Machine one, too, since this was obviously
>only
>Gen1 characters. Any ideas would be best appreciated. In fact, I'll even give
>credit for the best ones. Thanks!
Dinobot: "Wanna see my rigid grill structure?"
Optimus Primal: "Here he is, my little guy. Isn't he cute?"
Rampage: "My spark feeds on LOVE, baby!"
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> Dinobot: "Wanna see my rigid grill structure?"
> Optimus Primal: "Here he is, my little guy. Isn't he cute?"
> Rampage: "My spark feeds on LOVE, baby!"
Silverbolt: "It's my duty ma'am, as heroic character."
Nightscream: "So, ever see Titanic?"
(old) Tankorr: "Tankorr #($*&&#*!"
Depthcharge: "You know, my face is pretty sensitive."
That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
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CHARGIMUS PRIME
>
Good man. Making the Nightscream Leo DiCrapreo comparison.
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"That damn kid is back on the escalator!"
-Mallrats
Zepherimus
>> Optimus Primal: "Here he is, my little guy. Isn't he cute?"
>> Rampage: "My spark feeds on LOVE, baby!"
>Silverbolt: "It's my duty ma'am, as heroic character."
>Nightscream: "So, ever see Titanic?"
>(old) Tankorr: "Tankorr #($*&&#*!"
>Depthcharge: "You know, my face is pretty sensitive."
BlackArachnia " Im a bad girl , and you like it"
Megatron " Oh Yessssss"
Scorponok " I serve Megatron"
TMCheetor " I wonder what these thingies do *ejecting noise* Whooooaa"
Tigerhawk " I swing both ways you know "
Well thats my contibution to this thing
Zepherimus
Patrick I.
>>only
>>Gen1 characters. Any ideas would be best appreciated. In fact, I'll even
>give
>>credit for the best ones. Thanks!
BW Megatron: wanna have sex ? Yess!
Patrick I.
or reply to Patri...@hotmail.com
no flames please !
Shard Fields or Megasomething
Thrust: My name says all.
Quickstrike: Yee haw! Let's *ahem* saddle up, lil' lady!
Jetstorm: Just beacause I have no legs doesn't mean the important part's
gone...
.sig not included.
Shard Fields on AGNP
Megasomething on ATT
Ed Whitmore
Uhm...I regret writing that the second I finished.
SEAN
Aaron F. Bourque <afbo...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:19991209102543...@ng-cc1.aol.com...
> By abolutely NO DEMAND AT ALL:
>
> The Top Ten Transformers Pick Up Lines!!
> (as created by me, for our personal pleasure)
>
> 10. Arcee: "You're male, I'm female, let's do it."
>
> 9. Tracks: "You're male, I'm male, let's do it."
>
> 8. Eject: "Wanna score?"
>
> 7. Grimlock: "Me grimlock not kisser, me KING!!"
>
> 6. Starscream: "Would you like to give me a deep voice?"
>
> 5. Hot Rod: "If your gonna ride, ride in STYLE!"
>
> 4. "Springer: I've got THREE modes." *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
>
> 3. Megatron, brandishing fusion cannon: "Do you know what I could do to
you
> with this?"
>
> 2. Optimus Prime: "I'm Optimus Prime."
>
> And the NUMBER ONE Transformer pick up line IS:
>
> *drum roll, please*
>
> 1. Anyone: "Bah wheep graagnaa, wheep nii ni boingy boingy boingy."
>
> Thank you, thank you. Hope that gets at least one smile.
>
> PS: I'd like to do a Beast Wars/Machine one, too, since this was obviously
only
> Gen1 characters. Any ideas would be best appreciated. In fact, I'll even
give
> credit for the best ones. Thanks!
Dusty, and his very painful Krunk
Rumble: You have no IDEA what I can attach to the end of these things baby.....
Primal: Would you like to spank my optimus minor?
Spittor: And I have a kleenex for you when we are finished.....
Depth Charge: Yeah, once I get to a good depth baby......I charge! *gggggrowl!*
Thanks all I could think of
Dusty
--
"I had to pass a kidney stone, and was shocked to find out it was a headmaster."
Dalmatian
Just to conform with the group.
Overlord: I'm very adaptable in any dating situation.
Tigerhawk: I'm very adaptable in any....(wait, I used that one.)
(Here's another...)
Wanna' know what it's like to sleep with a bird?
(and another...)
Bondage? I like the sound of that.
Shockwave: Interrogative: Intercourse.
Conclusion: Consummation.
Deathsaurus: I'm friendly with kids...Wait! No! That's not what I
meant!
Teletran: Explore! Explore!
G2 Megatron: My big stick is full. Caution, stand clear of this area.
(Hopefully people know of his decals. :)
Tankorr: EXPLORRE! EXPLORRE!
Optimal Optimus: I have monsterously large feet.
Magmatron: My Elasmosaur is very happy to see you.
and finally...
Longrack: They don't call me Longrack for nuthin'...
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Proc
Krunk" <boris_th...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Primal: Would you like to spank my optimus minor?
Ok, this one is really good.
Toastertron
Galvatron: I can do more than just crush you with my bare hands!
Shockwave: I detect a 100% chance you and I are compatible.
Skywarp: I have no personality, so you might as well just screw me.
Laserbeak: SQWAWK! ;)
Ciao!
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Before you buy.
BASSOFeeSH
Optimus Primal : "Wanna know why they call me 'BIG BOT '?"
Zobovor
Blurr: "I can take it slow when I want to..."
Hoist: "How 'bout a lube job?"
Ramjet: "I just changed heads last week!"
Tracks: "Come back to my place and you can judge for yourself."
Silverbolt: "I'll let you be on top."
Soundwave: "Operation: Copulation."
Quintessons: "Shall we have an anticipatory moan of ecstasy?"
Sunstreaker: "I'll let you polish me."
Optimal Optimus: "We'd have four million years to clean it off the ceiling."
Devastator: "Six times. Think about it."
Ultra Magnus: "I'll just slip your bra off and... how the hell do you unsnap
this thing? Open, dammit, open!"
Beast Machines Primal: "I'll teach you how to get in touch with your inner
self."
<g>
ZobTrivia (12/9): What do these show-TFs have in common: Def-Con, Galvatron,
Megatron, Pipes, Skywarp, Superion, Swindle, Vortex?
(12/6): Football references: "Atlantis, Arise!"; "Triple Takeover"; "FFOD"
parts 2&5; "Feral Scream" 1; "Survivor" (BM).
CHARGIMUS PRIME
HooksX
Optimal Hooksimus, after Zobimus Prime: Seeding is the plight of ALL sexual
beings, Megatron.
Megathong: Then they'd better get in my way!
You know, what do Transfans know about pick-up lines? I'm sure most of us
have been rejected from time-to-time. Not me, of course. *ahem* Anyway, what
about some Transformers rejection lines?
BW Megatron: "I... think... not, nooo..."
Tarantulas: "HeehehehhaahaHAhahehahAHAHAHahAHahahahahaAHAHA!"
Silverbolt, BW: "I'm sorry, ma'am... but it is my duty to cleanse the world
of impurities. And you? You're just... disgusting! *Ugly creature!*"
Grimlock, TFTM: "Me Grimlock say you full of cessium salamy!" or "Me
Grimlock no like you! *slap*"
Springer: "I've got better things to do tonight, like die!"
G1 Megatron: "How moronic!" or "Less than you imagine, Uglimus Grime."
Starscream: "If *I* was the one who was drunk, I'd say you'd have a better
chance!"
Metroplex: "My eyes! My *eyes!*" [re: Ghost in the Machine]
BM Maximals: They repeat what happened five minutes ago for no reason
(except for BA, who only is able to say
"SilverboltSilverboltSilverboltSilverboltSilverbolt"), and then proceed to
run away. Fast. With badly-done anime lines behind them.
(X)
Patrick I.
huh ?
that doesnt rhyme
Jeffrey A.
>have been rejected from time-to-time. Not me, of course.
Same here. Those women come to me like clearance at Mandees.
Spidey121/Jeffrey A.
"You thought I had slick cat moves before? Well, check this out!"
Cheetor in Master of the House
Thylacine 2000
How about these?
BWRampage: Feel it! Yes! Feel it! Feel my rear!
Piranacon: Oh, I'm quite used to the smell.
BWRavage: You will forgive me, covering your face with the sheets. I merely
wish to avoid any regrettable... trauma... to my ego.
Galvatron: BONK ME! BONK ME! Please! I'll do whatever you want! I'll do
nothing at all! Bonk me! Bwaaaaaaaaa!
Nightscream: Me sucky-sucky!
Jetstorm: Say, did you know I have three points of articulation in my cockpit
alone?
Zobovor wrote:
> (Transmetal Zobimus Primal: MY turn.)
>
> Blurr: "I can take it slow when I want to..."
>
> Hoist: "How 'bout a lube job?"
>
> Ramjet: "I just changed heads last week!"
>
> Tracks: "Come back to my place and you can judge for yourself."
>
> Silverbolt: "I'll let you be on top."
>
> Soundwave: "Operation: Copulation."
>
> Quintessons: "Shall we have an anticipatory moan of ecstasy?"
>
> Sunstreaker: "I'll let you polish me."
>
> Optimal Optimus: "We'd have four million years to clean it off the ceiling."
>
> Devastator: "Six times. Think about it."
>
> Ultra Magnus: "I'll just slip your bra off and... how the hell do you unsnap
> this thing? Open, dammit, open!"
>
> Beast Machines Primal: "I'll teach you how to get in touch with your inner
> self."
>
> <g>
>
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"With a yip-yip and a clippety-clop, he's out looking for a head to swap! So
don't try to figure out a plan, you can't reason with a headless man!"
--Bing Crosby, "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow"
CHARGIMUS PRIME
Patrick I. wrote:
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Ed Whitmore wrote
>Cheetor: "Wow, Blackarachnia is hot...where are the damn female primates?"
>
>Uhm...I regret writing that the second I finished.
And yet, you still posted it. ^_^
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Zobovor wrote
>Soundwave: "Operation: Copulation."
>Ultra Magnus: "I'll just slip your bra off and... how the hell do you
unsnap
>this thing? Open, dammit, open!"
These two were brilliant Zob! The Magnus one took me back to being 16
again! :P
Dave
(The Original)
Necromancer Bob
<19991210014731...@ng-ck1.aol.com>...
>>The Top Ten Transformers Pick Up Lines!!
>
>Optimus Primal : "Wanna know why they call me 'BIG BOT '?"
BWAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
That's probably the best one I've heard so far.
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-Phil Williams
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Dude, you have just made my day!*grin*
--
He who laughs last, had to have it explained
That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!
Soundwave: "Operation: Copulation."
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"What do you want?"
"I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head
and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next 10 generations that
some favours come with too high a price. I want to look up into your
lifeless eyes and wave like this."
Vir Cotto to Mr Morden, 'In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum'
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"Now get the hell out of our galaxy"
Capt. John Sheridan to the Vorlons and Shadows, 'Into the Fire'
:-|
Zepherimus
or Hey baby , wanna see my zoom lense
Perceptor : Zooming in right now
Dinobot : By the Pit ?
G1Silverbolt : I'm afraid of heights , but i'd like to climb that mountain
Brawn : Im not dead ,wanna help me prove it :)
Wheelie : Friends find , In my behind . If you no run away , I know you gay
Arcee to HotRod : You just didn't understand the situation
HotRod : I don't care , I got my jollies
Kup : Yeah , I may be old , but Ive got expirience
Wreck Gar : Act Now ! and you too can ride this sporty new model, Observe
its sleek european design, Great for parties , only six easy payments of
19.95.
Unicron : It pleases me to be the first , I don't like sloppy seconds.
Swoop : Me Swoop , no see nothing ! Oh wait ,there it is.
Jazz : I've got rhythm !
Soundwave : Soundwave Superior , Constructicons Inferior.
Megatron: Check out the size of my gun barrel.
Zepherimus
Sorry for and misspelled words and/or repeats , It's late and im not
thinking clearly.
BW Sidecutter
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Toastertron
Slag: Me Slag no like anything. No, wait, me Slag *REALLY* like *that.*
Oh, and another.
Cutthroat: I'm not a turkey, but you can stuff me anyway. (OK, so that
was a bit crude.)
Blue-Jackal and her box-o-Skywarp:)
Erector: "...."
BW Megatron: "My namesake liked his artillery big and plentiful"
Box-o-Skywarp: "There's room in here for two"
Optimus Prime: "Very pleasing to my Optic sensors"
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("Desertion of the Dinobots"
Jazz: "What gives???"
Blitzwing: "I do!";)
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("Countdown to extinction")
Optimus Prime: "Megatron, your plaything has melted your housing!"
Optimus prime: "I had to get this out of your hands Megatron!"
G1 Megatron: "Load me!"
G1 Megatron: "Call back later...I'm busy!"
--
Blue-Jackal ^.-.^
Sugarbot of Dinobot ***Officially*** \!/
Guardian of Starscream's spark :) -
Tickled by Scott McNeil ;)
Sworn enemy of G*lv*tron!!
Fan-girl of James of Team Rocket :)
Partying with the Jointrons, AMIGO!!! :)
Power to the Predocarbons, FOREVER!!:)
(Blackarachnia of the ATT RPG)
(Fact: Airazor is the daughter of Deszaras and Guyhawk)
(Fact: Unlike Robowangs Ramjet, my Waspinator is partial to sugar)
(Fact: Bomburst doesn't eat crisps)
(Fact: BJ's most wanted TF: A Micromaster Optimal Optimus)
"There is only one true spark in the heart of me and that
is Blue-Jackal, a sugarbot. All the rest shall be destroyed brutally!!!"
- Scott McNeil, as Dinobot, to me at BotCon 99 -
BJ's BotCon WAV's + Misc stuff...
http://www.wildrun.com/bj.htm
Tykus the Gladiator
>
> 10. Arcee: "You're male, I'm female, let's do it."
OK.
>
> 9. Tracks: "You're male, I'm male, let's do it."
Not on your life, berk! <Tykus blasts Tracks with solar cannons>
>
> 8. Eject: "Wanna score?"
Not with you.
>
> 7. Grimlock: "Me grimlock not kisser, me KING!!"
King of the all-nighter. Go get'em, ladies.
>
> 6. Starscream: "Would you like to give me a deep voice?"
I'm sorry, castration is irreversible.
>
> 5. Hot Rod: "If your gonna ride, ride in STYLE!"
With who?
>
> 4. "Springer: I've got THREE modes." *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
*gag, gag, hurl, hurl*
>
> 3. Megatron, brandishing fusion cannon: "Do you know what I could do
to you
> with this?"
Eliminate the need for toilet paper?
>
> 2. Optimus Prime: "I'm Optimus Prime."
Aaaannnnndddd?
>
> And the NUMBER ONE Transformer pick up line IS:
>
> *drum roll, please*
>
> 1. Anyone: "Bah wheep graagnaa, wheep nii ni boingy boingy boingy."
The Animaniacs have left the building.
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Tykus the Gladiator
Blue-Jackal's bodyguard
Awaiting reformatting
Keeper of the Sparks of the Dinobots
Blue-Jackal and her box-o-Skywarp:)
<basso...@aol.com> writes
>>The Top Ten Transformers Pick Up Lines!!
>
Dragon Megatron: "According to my packaging, I have a battle control
thrashing neck, yessss":)
weewoo
Just had to add my bit. :) I'll be going now....
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Patrick I.
i like that line
oh i have a story to tell about that line
in school i day i on the net, web surfing
i was on transfans.com, the page was loading up, these 2 girls were walking
nearby (actually in front of the computer)
and so the web page finally loaded w/ the line when the 2 girls were walkin by
they really had a weird look on thier faces :)
it was pretty loud too
Patrick I.
aka Sixshot (Ninja Destron)
no flames please !
Blue-Jackal and her box-o-Skywarp:)
<patri...@aol.com> writes
>>Unicron: "I have summoned you here for a purpose"
>
>i like that line
>oh i have a story to tell about that line
>in school i day i on the net, web surfing
>i was on transfans.com, the page was loading up, these 2 girls were walking
>nearby (actually in front of the computer)
>and so the web page finally loaded w/ the line when the 2 girls were walkin by
>they really had a weird look on thier faces :)
>it was pretty loud too
I know the feeling:)
I was in the college library doing research one day a few months ago.
The college's definition of research means that you look up stuff
relevant to your work, I was uh, browsing Pokemon webpages:)
Anyways...I plugged my earphones in the back of the PC and loaded up a
soundfile of a Pokemon screech from the GB game.
What I didn't know was that the volume was up full, the sound nearly
blew my head off and I almost leapt through the ceiling with fright!!:)
I was *sooooo* embarrassed!:)
weewoo
> >Unicron: "I have summoned you here for a purpose"
>
> i like that line
> oh i have a story to tell about that line
> in school i day i on the net, web surfing
> i was on transfans.com, the page was loading up, these 2 girls were walking
> nearby (actually in front of the computer)
> and so the web page finally loaded w/ the line when the 2 girls were walkin by
> they really had a weird look on thier faces :)
> it was pretty loud too
>
Through experience (and embarrassment :), I have learned that its best to keep a
second window open, to 'escape' to if someone you dont want seeing what youre
doing comes nearby.... and to turn the sound down if only to avoid those annoying
school mac beeps and quacks.... arrgghh!
>
> Patrick I.
> aka Sixshot (Ninja Destron)
> no flames please !
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Ravage
"Blue-Jackal and her box-o-Skywarp:)" wrote:
> In article <19991210014731...@ng-ck1.aol.com>, BASSOFeeSH
> <basso...@aol.com> writes
> >>The Top Ten Transformers Pick Up Lines!!
> >
> >Optimus Primal : "Wanna know why they call me 'BIG BOT '?"
>
> Dragon Megatron: "According to my packaging, I have a battle control
> thrashing neck, yessss":)