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brianj...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In the beginning, Transformers were just toys. Plastic and metal robots
> that transformed into cars and planes. Not at all different than Go-Bots
> or Happy Meal milkshake robots or anything else.
>
> If that was all they ever were, I don't think Transformers would be
> remembered nearly as fondly as they are today (if at all).
>
> But they were given life. Vector Sigma (Bob Budiansky) gave them all
> personalities and quicks and weaknesses and relationships. The G1
> cartoon gave them voices we can recall in a heartbeat. The G1 comic gave
> them character development. And all of these things made those simple
> toys alive to us. They were now truly more than meets the eye.
It’s not just the characters, but also the world. I don’t think any kid who
had a few Transformers and a few Go-Bots combined them into one world where
the Transformers are just Go-Bots, but I would expect the opposite.
Transformers had a richer, fully world. Clunky at points, but much more
fleshed out than the other toylines of that era.
That’s why characters like Windblade (Wingblade?), Lockdown, Lugnut, and
all the little PrimeMasters fit into that world. And Drift is just a
terrible character who wouldn’t fit anywhere. It’s why I wish we got
characters like TF:Animated/Prime Bulkhead slipped into the G1 universe in
one of the Generations lines.
> And really, you never hear anybody say, "gee I sure wish they would
> update that green little truck thing that turned into a robot with big
> hooks for hands." But I sure would by a $100 MP of the character Brawn any day.
Really? Brawn? Huh I guess someone has to love Brawn.
> Point being, now that we know everything about these characters, should
> the toys then reflect those characteristics? Zob had this to say the other day
>
> "All this weathering on the new toys, and yet we've still never gotten a
> war-torn Kup or a disgusting, greasy Blot or a garbage-covered Landfill
> or Wide Load. Oh, well. "
>
> and it really got me thinking. Do we want that?
Wasn’t there a He-Man toy that smelled bad? Like Skunkor or something? I
don’t think that was a great thing.
I mean, it would be sort of funny if Blot was sticky, but I think that
would take some of the fun of the toy away. The gimmick would dominate the
toy.
> First we have to break it down a bit. Let's start with special
> abilities. We get these from time to time like translucent Mirage or
> half teleporting Skywarp. Which I was always think is cool, but at the
> same time they were never be in this form on a shelf I was creating.
> (For people talented enough to do fight scenes or photo projects these are perfect!"
Half teleporting doesn’t do anything for me. It’s a toy that represents a
character for one nanosecond of existence, and no other toys can really
interact with them, because they can’t do anything — they are frozen in an
instant.
> But what about Blot? If I line my Terrorcons up do I have them all look
> shiny and nice except Blot covered in painted on grease? It's accurate
> to the character, but also not to any of his scenes in the cartoon or
> comic. Same would go with Landfill or Wideload.
>
> Steeljaw tends to rust. Do I want a Steeljaw that has a few hidden
> easter egg style rust spots? Maybe. Lightspeed is also prone to some
> rust, but of course that really takes away from him being a Technobot
> above all else. I guess in these cases it's more of a temporary
> weakness. I wouldn't want a figure of me with symptoms of the flu.
Here’s something a little odd about me and my toy preferences: I like the
stiffness and rigid postures of the G1 figures. Toys like Titans Return
Whoever are almost always objectively better than the G1 toy, with far
greater articulation, but they always seem a little sloppy. The legs aren’t
perfectly straight as they stand, and the arms shift slightly at the
shoulders rather than just rotating at one point, even if you were trying
to get a crisp pose.
I don’t need rust spots or skin conditions or whatever.
If I want my Blot covered in oil or goo, I have maple syrup, and I can do
it myself.
> But Lightspeed again. He's described as having dashing good locks -
> something the G1 toy certainly doesn't portray. Now I know this is a
> tricky one because it's difficult to ascertain the attractiveness of a
> robot...but I think they could find a way to make a body and head that
> somehow evoked this. Maybe.
>
> Easier is Bumblebee. Described as the smallest Autobot this didn't come
> across in the toys (Gears is smaller), or cartoon (Cliffjumper is the
> same size), etc. And recently of course since all Transformers fall into
> certain price points and sizes, this hasn't come across at all -
> especially with his "update" to a deluxe is many continuities. However,
> if I were to have a big Masterpiece display, I think it would be very
> important to have this new V2 Bumblebee actually be the smallest so it fits the character.
I always thought of Bumblebee as emotionally small.... sure, he’s also
smaller than most, but Cliffjumper’s personality is larger than life.
I really wish V1 MP Bumblebee’s car mode was in scale with the other cars.
They changed the car mode to be realistic, and at that point it’s all fair
game.
> War torn Autobots and Decepticons would be hard to do, since you can
> basically just repair a robot. It would be weird to see a much more
> dented up Ironhide next to a pristine Optimus Prime. However, I also
> think it would make a good amount of sense for Sunstreaker to be much
> shinier than the Autobots next to him.
Sunstreaker should just be a brighter color.
And the Siege battle damage... it bothers me because it’s just on a few
pieces. Ultra Magnus has scuffed the insides of his forearms but not the
outside. It’s just weird.