If Arcee flirted......
Dalmatian
Lets just imagine that Arcee saw a particular robot being that she found
attactive. Let's say it's not Springer or anyone else you would know.
Arcee REALLY wanted to get the other's attention.
Would she perhaps be coy and very subtle?
Could Arcee be more, outgoing? (Not to the extremes like say
Blackarachnia)
Would Arcee go straight up and say "I like you. Would you like to go
out?"
Why am I asking this? It's a secret. :)
I'm going to be working with this idea a little later.
Dalmatian
ALaN12084
>On Tue, 30 Sep 1997 12:06:50 -0500, Dalmatian
><smi...@assiniboinec.mb.ca> wrote:
>
>> Would Arcee go straight up and say "I like you. Would you like to go
>> out?"
>>
>> Why am I asking this? It's a secret. :)
>> I'm going to be working with this idea a little later.
>
>you should proceed. Well, good luck, you sly Dalmatian dog you...and
>remember, with Daniel inside her cranium it's going to have to be a
>threesome! ;)
Yeah, plus he gets his own convertable! But what would you do about that paint
job? And how are you going to go out with someone who is at least 8 feet
taller?
Robotech_Master
> Would Arcee go straight up and say "I like you. Would you like to go
> out?"
>
> Why am I asking this? It's a secret. :)
> I'm going to be working with this idea a little later.
Oooooooh, I get it! You plan to ask Arcee out, and were wondering how
you should proceed. Well, good luck, you sly Dalmatian dog you...and
remember, with Daniel inside her cranium it's going to have to be a
threesome! ;)
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robo...@jurai.net | for all the female 'bots like that person does
for anime characters in rec.arts.anime.misc...
HENRY V SPAH
On Tue, 30 Sep 1997, TV's Francis wrote:
> Dalmatian wrote:
> >
> > Lets just imagine that Arcee saw a particular robot being that she found
> > attactive. Let's say it's not Springer or anyone else you would know.
> > Arcee REALLY wanted to get the other's attention.
> > Would she perhaps be coy and very subtle?
> > Could Arcee be more, outgoing? (Not to the extremes like say
> > Blackarachnia)
> > Would Arcee go straight up and say "I like you. Would you like to go
> > out?"
> >
No question about it (for me anyway). Arcee would definately go for a
direct, open, honest approach -- that's because she's a mature,
straight-forward practical soul. That distinct girlish charm that pokes
through her outward demeanor of control and sensibility from time to time,
I think is just a remnant -- a leftover from the way she used to be eons
ago...Or more accurately, a true side of herself, that she's learned to
keep inside most of the time. In either case, I DO think it's possible
that she could revert to that more-innocent state momentarily when
approaching some male (and hense, being coy and shyly flirtatious) -- but
I think that would take a *helluva* strong attraction...And even then, her
flirting wouldn't have anything sneaky or manipulative about it -- I just
don't see that in her character anywhere at all...
With that said though...Do whatever you want -- it's your fanfic. (and
just ignore anybody who tries to tell you that TF's don't flirt and don't
have romantic relationships.)
V. H. Dova
>
TV's Francis
Dalmatian wrote:
>
> Lets just imagine that Arcee saw a particular robot being that she found
> attactive. Let's say it's not Springer or anyone else you would know.
> Arcee REALLY wanted to get the other's attention.
> Would she perhaps be coy and very subtle?
> Could Arcee be more, outgoing? (Not to the extremes like say
> Blackarachnia)
> Would Arcee go straight up and say "I like you. Would you like to go
> out?"
>
> I'm going to be working with this idea a little later.
>
I smell a fanfic on the way.
Robotech_Master
On 30 Sep 1997 23:00:55 GMT, ALaN12084 <alan...@aol.com> wrote:
> Yeah, plus he gets his own convertable! But what would you do about
> that paint job? And how are you going to go out with someone who is
> at least 8 feet taller?
One word: Transtector. :)
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robo...@jurai.net | about a guy who gets a crush on a female TF and
has a transtector built so he can romance her...
Robert A. Jung
>>
>>Why am I asking this? It's a secret. :)
>
>you should proceed. Well, good luck, you sly Dalmatian dog you...and
>remember, with Daniel inside her cranium it's going to have to be a
>threesome! ;)
Hey, Daniel's a minor! There are laws against that sort of stuff!
--R.J.
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Robotech_Master
On Wed, 1 Oct 1997 05:15:44 GMT, Robert A. Jung <rj...@netcom.com> wrote:
> Hey, Daniel's a minor! There are laws against that sort of stuff!
"Rebirth" aired something like ten years ago, didn't it? Surely he's
legal by now. :)
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Tengu
In article <slrn633qq4....@eyrie.org>, robo...@eyrie.org
says...
> On Wed, 1 Oct 1997 05:15:44 GMT, Robert A. Jung <rj...@netcom.com> wrote:
>
> > Hey, Daniel's a minor! There are laws against that sort of stuff!
>
> "Rebirth" aired something like ten years ago, didn't it? Surely he's
> legal by now. :)
> --
Arcee's a probably a few million by comparison, though. Yowch.
Talk about your generation gaps. ;)
Tengu:<>
David Willis
> On Tue, 30 Sep 1997, TV's Francis wrote:
>
> > >
> > > Lets just imagine that Arcee saw a particular robot being that she
found
> > > attactive. Let's say it's not Springer or anyone else you would
know.
> > > Arcee REALLY wanted to get the other's attention.
> > > Would she perhaps be coy and very subtle?
> > > Could Arcee be more, outgoing? (Not to the extremes like say
> > > Blackarachnia)
> > > out?"
I always thought it would go like this:
Arcee: Stay close to me Daniel!
Hot Rod: And you better stay close to me!
Arcee: No, you better stay close to *me*. <wink>
--David :)
David Willis
> Hmm, Rob, he might be a minor now (speaking as of 1997, he's barely in
> kindergarten now), but he will not be a minor forever. I plan to write
> a fanfic that takes place in the 2060's, one of the main characters in
> it will be Daniel's granddaughter. And anyway, I think Dalmatian is
> also going to write a fanfic... Arcee might appear in his fourth or
> fifth "Cyclonus and Galvatron" fanfic...
His granddaughter? How did he have children if his main squeeze
is Arcee? Hmm.... sounds like an interesting fanfic. :D
--David
Zik Zak
Besides, though Rebirth aired 10 years ago, it takes place almost 10 years
from now! So Daniel either hasn't yet been born, or is very, VERY young.
Jim S.
Picard42
ALaN12084 wrote:
> >On Tue, 30 Sep 1997 12:06:50 -0500, Dalmatian
> ><smi...@assiniboinec.mb.ca> wrote:
> >
> >> Would Arcee go straight up and say "I like you. Would you like to go
> >> out?"
> >>
> >> Why am I asking this? It's a secret. :)
> >> I'm going to be working with this idea a little later.
> >
> >Oooooooh, I get it! You plan to ask Arcee out, and were wondering how
> >you should proceed. Well, good luck, you sly Dalmatian dog you...and
> >remember, with Daniel inside her cranium it's going to have to be a
> >threesome! ;)
>
> Yeah, plus he gets his own convertable! But what would you do about that paint
> job? And how are you going to go out with someone who is at least 8 feet
> taller?
I believe I've thought of the next new breakthrough in Transformers technology.
Crotchmasters!!! : )
- Picard42 -
Picard42
Robert A. Jung wrote:
> >On Tue, 30 Sep 1997 12:06:50 -0500, Dalmatian
> ><smi...@assiniboinec.mb.ca> wrote:
> >>Would Arcee go straight up and say "I like you. Would you like to go out?"
> >>
> >>Why am I asking this? It's a secret. :)
> >
> >Oooooooh, I get it! You plan to ask Arcee out, and were wondering how
> >you should proceed. Well, good luck, you sly Dalmatian dog you...and
> >remember, with Daniel inside her cranium it's going to have to be a
> >threesome! ;)
>
> Hey, Daniel's a minor! There are laws against that sort of stuff!
>
> --R.J.
> B-)
>
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Not in the Transformers universe. What do you think Blurr and Wheelie were
doing on that planet in FFOD?
- Picard42 -
Picard42
Zik Zak wrote:
> On Wed, 1 Oct 1997, Tengu wrote:
>
> > In article <slrn633qq4....@eyrie.org>, robo...@eyrie.org
> > says...
> > > On Wed, 1 Oct 1997 05:15:44 GMT, Robert A. Jung <rj...@netcom.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Hey, Daniel's a minor! There are laws against that sort of stuff!
> > >
> > > "Rebirth" aired something like ten years ago, didn't it? Surely he's
> > > legal by now. :)
> > > --
> >
> > Arcee's a probably a few million by comparison, though. Yowch.
> > Talk about your generation gaps. ;)
>
> Besides, though Rebirth aired 10 years ago, it takes place almost 10 years
> from now! So Daniel either hasn't yet been born, or is very, VERY young.
>
> Jim S.
Making that threesome all the more interesting....
<shudder>
- Picard42 -
Picard42
Ultra Magnus drunk (to Optimus): Everybody'sh alwaysh kishing your assssh...I
wan'be leader. ME! You, shtop looking at me! <bonks Daniel>
(To Arcee): Hey baby, wanna wrastle? I'll show you my headmashter....
- Picard42 -
Jeremy Ng wrote:
> What would TF's do when they go out? Go to the local Cybertronian energon
> cafe and have a frappamoenergionochino with a petroleum dipped
> polymericbagel? Of course, they could just get all drunk and stuff like
> Megs and the cons. That'd be fun to see Magnus intoxicated and beating
> himself over his head with Wheelie's charred body.
>
> TV's Francis <Fra...@net-thing.net> wrote in article
> <3431CA...@net-thing.net>...
> > Dalmatian wrote:
> > >
> > > Lets just imagine that Arcee saw a particular robot being that she
> found
> > > attactive. Let's say it's not Springer or anyone else you would know.
> > > Arcee REALLY wanted to get the other's attention.
> > > Would she perhaps be coy and very subtle?
> > > Could Arcee be more, outgoing? (Not to the extremes like say
> > > Blackarachnia)
> > > Would Arcee go straight up and say "I like you. Would you like to go
> > > out?"
> > >
> > > Why am I asking this? It's a secret. :)
> > > I'm going to be working with this idea a little later.
> > >
Joona I Palaste
Robert A. Jung <rj...@netcom.com> scribbled the following:
: >On Tue, 30 Sep 1997 12:06:50 -0500, Dalmatian
: ><smi...@assiniboinec.mb.ca> wrote:
: >>Would Arcee go straight up and say "I like you. Would you like to go out?"
: >>
: >>Why am I asking this? It's a secret. :)
: >Oooooooh, I get it! You plan to ask Arcee out, and were wondering how
: >you should proceed. Well, good luck, you sly Dalmatian dog you...and
: >remember, with Daniel inside her cranium it's going to have to be a
: >threesome! ;)
: Hey, Daniel's a minor! There are laws against that sort of stuff!
Hmm, Rob, he might be a minor now (speaking as of 1997, he's barely in
kindergarten now), but he will not be a minor forever. I plan to write
a fanfic that takes place in the 2060's, one of the main characters in
it will be Daniel's granddaughter. And anyway, I think Dalmatian is
also going to write a fanfic... Arcee might appear in his fourth or
fifth "Cyclonus and Galvatron" fanfic...
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Daniel: Thanks!
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Robotech_Master
On Wed, 01 Oct 1997 09:53:31 -0500, Dalmatian
<smi...@assiniboinec.mb.ca> wrote:
> Why....yes. You found me out, darn it!
> Now everyone knows my deep infatuation with the pink TF fem. \:|
> I'm the jealous type, so no one else had better be seeing my girl, or
> I'll have to hunt you down and dispose of you quite messily. :)
Don't worry, I've already _got_ a female TF character to have a crush
on. ;)
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ALaN12084
>Why....yes. You found me out, darn it!
>Now everyone knows my deep infatuation with the pink TF fem. \:|
>I'm the jealous type, so no one else had better be seeing my girl, or
>I'll have to hunt you down and dispose of you quite messily. :)
>
>
What about when Prime comes back and Rodimus becomes Hot Rod again? How would
you dispose of him?
Robotech_Master
On 1 Oct 1997 13:17:13 GMT, David Willis <walk...@geocities.com> wrote:
> His granddaughter? How did he have children if his main squeeze
> is Arcee? Hmm.... sounds like an interesting fanfic. :D
Two words. "Only Human".
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robo...@jurai.net | partners _can_ generate an offspring TF personality
between them...see the UF TF History file at eyrie.net.
Jeremy Ng
What would TF's do when they go out? Go to the local Cybertronian energon
cafe and have a frappamoenergionochino with a petroleum dipped
polymericbagel? Of course, they could just get all drunk and stuff like
Megs and the cons. That'd be fun to see Magnus intoxicated and beating
himself over his head with Wheelie's charred body.
TV's Francis <Fra...@net-thing.net> wrote in article
<3431CA...@net-thing.net>...
> Dalmatian wrote:
> >
> > Lets just imagine that Arcee saw a particular robot being that she
found
> > attactive. Let's say it's not Springer or anyone else you would know.
> > Arcee REALLY wanted to get the other's attention.
> > Would she perhaps be coy and very subtle?
> > Could Arcee be more, outgoing? (Not to the extremes like say
> > Blackarachnia)
> > Would Arcee go straight up and say "I like you. Would you like to go
> > out?"
> >
> > Why am I asking this? It's a secret. :)
John Bartos
David Willis <walk...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<01bcce6c$72721440$1d6b...@damwilli.ucs.indiana.edu>...
> > Hmm, Rob, he might be a minor now (speaking as of 1997, he's barely in
> > kindergarten now), but he will not be a minor forever. I plan to write
> > a fanfic that takes place in the 2060's, one of the main characters in
> > it will be Daniel's granddaughter. And anyway, I think Dalmatian is
> > also going to write a fanfic... Arcee might appear in his fourth or
> > fifth "Cyclonus and Galvatron" fanfic...
>
> is Arcee? Hmm.... sounds like an interesting fanfic. :D
>
I wonder what it would be like for Daniel to talk to girls his age when
he's in his teens. Seeing as how it would be kind of difficult with his
permenant reliance on the exo-suit... however, this could lead to some
interesting pick-up lines. "Hey baby, want to try on my exo-suit?" :)
John
Dalmatian
> Oooooooh, I get it! You plan to ask Arcee out, and were wondering how
> you should proceed. Well, good luck, you sly Dalmatian dog you...and
> remember, with Daniel inside her cranium it's going to have to be a
> threesome! ;)
Why....yes. You found me out, darn it!
Now everyone knows my deep infatuation with the pink TF fem. \:|
I'm the jealous type, so no one else had better be seeing my girl, or
I'll have to hunt you down and dispose of you quite messily. :)
Dalmatian
msi...@ibm.net
David Willis wrote:
> I always thought it would go like this:
>
> Arcee: Stay close to me Daniel!
> Hot Rod: And you better stay close to me!
> Arcee: No, you better stay close to *me*. <wink>
SIPHER : You go, girl!
(From the MST3KTFTM performance at BotCon'97)
M "That's Fun To Say. I Think I'll Say It Again. You *GO*, Girl!" Sipher
Swap Meet Louie
I hope you realize that Arcee is just a cartoon character. A two
dimensional fictional creation.
I always thought that she was the Princess Leia of Transformers.
dVVb
msi...@ibm.net
jrus...@nac.net wrote:
> >Anyone else think we're gonna see Mr. Sipher on the news one day
> >after detonating a postal office? :)
>
> Heheh, I can see the headlines now:
>
> Frustrated Man Destroys Post Office Claiming They Lost His Blue MIB
> Blue Streak. He was quoted as saying, '... the monkey made me do
> it!'. Professional psychiatrist says he is definitely insane, "After
> all everyone know there is no such thing as a blue Blue Streak."
A few problems here...
1) As previously stated, I wouldn't detonate a post office. I use the
post office too much. There are better targets. Like the place where
they tape SINGLED OUT.
2) They'd never catch me.
3) I am not insane. I'm on the complete other side of the spectrum, way
past sane and out the other side. I believe the term is enasni. (It's
like being knurd.)
4) I am thouroughly convinced already that "blue" Bluestreaks don't
exist.
M "Besides, The Whole Bit About 'The Monkey Made Me Do It' Is Absurd. If
Anything, The Magic Elf Who Lives Behind My Left Ear Would Be The One To
Suggest Explosives" Sipher
msi...@ibm.net
HENRY V SPAH wrote:
> With that said though...Do whatever you want -- it's your fanfic. (and
> just ignore anybody who tries to tell you that TF's don't flirt and don't
> have romantic relationships.)
Oh, I figure they can have romantic relationships... I'm kinda working
that way with PHOENIX WAR (Powerglide & Dunebuster)... I'll just say
that I feel that TFs don't have SEXUAL relationships. For reasons spoken
many, many times.
M "You Can Have Plenty Of Close Relationships With Members Of The
Opposite Sex Without The Sexual Act Ever Entering Into It. That's Fine.
(And Also Incredibly Frustrating At Times. Ignore Me. Just The Bitter
Little Monkey...)" Sipher
msi...@ibm.net
David Willis wrote:
>
> > M "You Can Have Plenty Of Close Relationships With Members Of The
> > Opposite Sex Without The Sexual Act Ever Entering Into It. That's Fine.
> > (And Also Incredibly Frustrating At Times. Ignore Me. Just The Bitter
> > Little Monkey...)" Sipher
> >
>
> after detonating a postal office? :)
They'd never catch me. Besides, there are so many other BETTER things to
detonate... for example, a taping of FAMILY MATTERS...
M "Or Wherever The Olsen Twins Live" Sipher
msi...@ibm.net
Robotech_Master wrote:
>
> On Wed, 01 Oct 1997 09:53:31 -0500, Dalmatian
> <smi...@assiniboinec.mb.ca> wrote:
>
> > Why....yes. You found me out, darn it!
> > Now everyone knows my deep infatuation with the pink TF fem. \:|
> > I'm the jealous type, so no one else had better be seeing my girl, or
> > I'll have to hunt you down and dispose of you quite messily. :)
>
> on. ;)
Ah. Minerva, eh? (It is for this reason that any portrayls of Minerva I
do have her in her mid-twenties.)
M "As Long As We're All Crooning Over Fictional Mechanical Women, Am I
Alone In Thinking That Roll From The MEGAMAN Cartoon Was One Major
Bot-Kicking Babe?" Sipher
jrus...@nac.net
On 2 Oct 1997 01:52:41 GMT, "David Willis" <walk...@geocities.com>
wrote:
>> M "You Can Have Plenty Of Close Relationships With Members Of The
>> Opposite Sex Without The Sexual Act Ever Entering Into It. That's Fine.
>> (And Also Incredibly Frustrating At Times. Ignore Me. Just The Bitter
>> Little Monkey...)" Sipher
Maybe its bitter cause you smack it around too much. :)
Off topic but I couldn't resist.
>>
>
>Anyone else think we're gonna see Mr. Sipher on the news one day
>after detonating a postal office? :)
Heheh, I can see the headlines now:
Frustrated Man Destroys Post Office Claiming They Lost His Blue MIB
Blue Streak. He was quoted as saying, '... the monkey made me do
it!'. Professional psychiatrist says he is definitely insane, "After
all everyone know there is no such thing as a blue Blue Streak."
James
Robotech_Master
> I hope you realize that Arcee is just a cartoon character. A two
> dimensional fictional creation. I always thought that she was the
> Princess Leia of Transformers.
Shhhh! Don't bring the real world into this, we're trying to have fun
here! :)
Hmm...Princess Leia of Transformers...
Springer: You love him, don't you?
Arcee: Yes, I do...
Springer: I understand. So, when he gets back, I won't stand in your
way...
Arcee: What are you talking about? Oh...you don't know.
Springer...Hot Rod is my _brother_!
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David Willis
> M "You Can Have Plenty Of Close Relationships With Members Of The
> Opposite Sex Without The Sexual Act Ever Entering Into It. That's Fine.
> (And Also Incredibly Frustrating At Times. Ignore Me. Just The Bitter
> Little Monkey...)" Sipher
>
Anyone else think we're gonna see Mr. Sipher on the news one day
after detonating a postal office? :)
--David
David Willis
> Hmm...Princess Leia of Transformers...
>
> Springer: You love him, don't you?
>
> Arcee: Yes, I do...
>
> Springer: I understand. So, when he gets back, I won't stand in your
> way...
>
> Arcee: What are you talking about? Oh...you don't know.
> Springer...Hot Rod is my _brother_!
>
the Junkions sing "Yub yub" around a campfire with the rest of the
Autobots, or do we get victory celebrations from around the galaxy? :)
--David
Robert A. Jung
In article <01bcce25$6c7a56c0$1877...@ngc.cadvision.com> "Jeremy Ng" <n...@cadvision.com> writes:
>What would TF's do when they go out? Go to the local Cybertronian energon
>cafe and have a frappamoenergionochino with a petroleum dipped
>polymericbagel?
Movies, dancing, sightseeing, concerts, games, television, books, chitchat,
live-action role-playing (*Grin*), conventions...
Jeremy Ng
One word...huh? HAHAHA very funny, I guess Rodimus should burn his 'father'
Optimus?
And the ewoks could use seeker heads to play drums on eh?
David Willis <walk...@geocities.com> wrote in article
<01bccee7$6a5edba0$1d6b...@damwilli.ucs.indiana.edu>...
Iggy Drougge
Den 01-Okt-97 15:28:45 nedtecknade Picard42 (mmr...@psu.edu) följande:
> I believe I've thought of the next new breakthrough in Transformers
> technology.
>Crotchmasters!!! : )
We'll, we've had the Breastforce and the Buttmasters, so why not? =)
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Iggy Drougge
Den 30-Sep-97 18:06:50 nedtecknade Dalmatian (smi...@assiniboinec.mb.ca)
följande:
>Lets just imagine that Arcee saw a particular robot being that she found
>attactive. Let's say it's not Springer or anyone else you would know.
>Arcee REALLY wanted to get the other's attention.
>Would she perhaps be coy and very subtle?
>Could Arcee be more, outgoing? (Not to the extremes like say
>Blackarachnia)
>Would Arcee go straight up and say "I like you. Would you like to go
>out?"
Looking at her relationship with Hot Rod, I'd say she'd be a bit more
subtle.
Eric Harding
>M "Besides, The Whole Bit About 'The Monkey Made Me Do It' Is Absurd. If
>Anything, The Magic Elf Who Lives Behind My Left Ear Would Be The One To
>Suggest Explosives" Sipher
Okay, so what does the monkey suggest, large caliber weaponry?
Eric
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Pug head20
I WONDER IF SLEEPING WITH AIRAZOR IS LIKE SLEEPING WITH A BIRD,IF YOU KNOW
PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT,Pug hea...@AOL.COM
Ratbat
David Willis wrote:
>
> > Hmm, Rob, he might be a minor now (speaking as of 1997, he's barely in
> > kindergarten now), but he will not be a minor forever. I plan to write
> > a fanfic that takes place in the 2060's, one of the main characters in
> > it will be Daniel's granddaughter. And anyway, I think Dalmatian is
> > also going to write a fanfic... Arcee might appear in his fourth or
> > fifth "Cyclonus and Galvatron" fanfic...
>
> His granddaughter? How did he have children if his main squeeze
> is Arcee? Hmm.... sounds like an interesting fanfic. :D
Ain't gonna happen. Arcee's gay, and I've had this demonstrated to me.
Sometimes several times a night. :)
Heee, so back off!
Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, Glenda, I'm in a funny mood.
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Ratbat
Robotech_Master wrote:
> Hmm...Princess Leia of Transformers...
>
> Springer: You love him, don't you?
>
> Arcee: Yes, I do...
>
> Springer: I understand. So, when he gets back, I won't stand in your
> way...
>
> Arcee: What are you talking about? Oh...you don't know.
> Springer...Hot Rod is my _brother_!
Springer: So whut? I'd still go ya if you were *my* sister.
Arcee: [stares blankly at him]
Springer: Shoot! Did I say that out loud?
Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, hm.
Swap Meet Louie
On 2 Oct 1997 20:36:32 GMT, pugh...@aol.com (Pug head20) wrote:
>I WONDER IF SLEEPING WITH AIRAZOR IS LIKE SLEEPING WITH A BIRD,IF YOU KNOW
> PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT,Pug hea...@AOL.COM
What is your facination(sp?) with Airazor? What about Blackarachnia?
HighRoad
In article <343307...@ibm.net>, msi...@ibm.net wrote:
>detonate... for example, a taping of FAMILY MATTERS...
>
>
>M "Or Wherever The Olsen Twins Live" Sipher
Amen to both!
HighRoad
ljo...@ix.netcom.com
Pug head20 wrote:
>
> YES I'M WONDERING ABOUT AIRAZOR
(ahem) Well, you could always go parsecs into space searching for her...
but if you shouldn't find her, you could always go buy it at the store
and (ahem) see what...happens...*regurgitating*
*After a trip to the bathroom* Now then, here's some extra advice:
1) Take your pinky finger OFF the Shift Key, or:
2) Press the Caps Lock once. Please!!
~11 THE NEGATIVE ZERO, WHO IS DEAFENED BY ALL THIS SCREAMING
ljo...@ix.netcom.com
Pug head20 wrote:
>
> WELL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ARCEE BEING GAY BECAUSE WELL UH I DON'T WANNA TELL
> ABOUT HOW I KNOW
WHAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! SPEAK UP!!!
(sorry guys; just had to do it!)
~11, the negative zero
Iggy Drougge
Den 02-Okt-97 21:30:08 nedtecknade Pug head20 (pugh...@aol.com) följande:
>HOW COULD AN ORGANIC OCOPULATE WITH A NON-ORGANIC?
<Insert joke about capital quota here>
Dalmatian
Pug head20 wrote:
>
> I WONDER IF SLEEPING WITH AIRAZOR IS LIKE SLEEPING WITH A BIRD,IF YOU KNOW
Gadzooks! What have I started here with my "If Arcee Flirted...."
post?! \:|
Dalmatian
Pug head20
John Bartos
Pug head20 <pugh...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19971004022...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
> I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO ASK A TF FEMALE OUT
>
I think you're out of luck. There are only a few out there, and the ones
that do exist are already taken. Unless, of course, you want to challenge
Optimus Prime or Springer for their girlfriends.
John
Pug head20
Picard42
ljo...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> Pug head20 wrote:
> >
> > WELL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ARCEE BEING GAY BECAUSE WELL UH I DON'T WANNA TELL
> > ABOUT HOW I KNOW
> WHAT??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! SPEAK UP!!!
> (sorry guys; just had to do it!)
> ~11, the negative zero
I think I've figured it out. This Pughead guy is really Soundwave. Him and
the tapes are laughing their asses off right now.
- Picard42 -
Mage Knight
On 4 Oct 1997 02:29:15 GMT, pugh...@aol.com (Pug head20) wrote:
>I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO ASK A TF FEMALE OUT
>
>
>IF YOU KNOW HOW,PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT
>
>Pug hea...@AOL.COM
I just love these intelligent posts from people with a firm grip of
reality...
Fight the good fight and die with the enemies heart in your fist!
for those who fear death truly never live at all..
Picard42
Ratbat wrote:
> Picard42 wrote:
> >
> > Ultra Magnus drunk (to Optimus): Everybody'sh alwaysh kishing your assssh...I
> > wan'be leader. ME! You, shtop looking at me! <bonks Daniel>
>
> And now Magnus bonks Daniel! A huge robot and a minor! That's going to
> be one heck of a slashfic there, Jean-Luc...
>
> Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, hooray for international slang.
WO!!!! Hey now, that's not quite what I meant by bonk! But I guess it works
too... : )
- Picard42 -
HENRY V SPAH
On 4 Oct 1997, Pug head20 wrote:
> I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO ASK A TF FEMALE OUT
>
>
> IF YOU KNOW HOW,PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT
>
> Pug hea...@AOL.COM
>
>
Well first, you need to get a ladder...
V. H. Dova
DreadWing
On 4 Oct 1997 02:29:15 GMT, I decoded a secret message from
pugh...@aol.com (Pug head20) which read:
>I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO ASK A TF FEMALE OUT
>
>
>IF YOU KNOW HOW,PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT
>
>Pug hea...@AOL.COM
Say "Would" then "you" then "like"..."to"..."go"..."out?" After
you get slapped, go and look for something better to do than post on att =P
Ask Black Arachnia out, and she'd kill you... ;)
==================== "When you least expect it, expect me!" ===================
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| drea...@usa.net | - |
| ... Where's my Plush Ratty?... | "Arise, Ratimus Primal..." - BW: The Movie |
======================== "I'll procrastinate tomorrow" ========================
Picard42
DreadWing wrote:
> On 4 Oct 1997 02:29:15 GMT, I decoded a secret message from
> pugh...@aol.com (Pug head20) which read:
>
> >I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO ASK A TF FEMALE OUT
> >
> >
> >IF YOU KNOW HOW,PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT
> >
> >Pug hea...@AOL.COM
>
> Say "Would" then "you" then "like"..."to"..."go"..."out?" After
> you get slapped, go and look for something better to do than post on att =P
>
> Ask Black Arachnia out, and she'd kill you... ;)
>
AFTER he gets slapped? If he gets slapped by a 30 ft. robot, he's gonna be
worrying about much more than posting on ATT (like eating out of a tube).
- Picard42 -
Pug head20
Eric Harding
Should've let my Brawn lives thread continue perhaps? :)
Eric Harding
In article <34373E...@PSLN.com>, prot...@PSLN.com wrote:
>Mage Knight wrote:
>>
>> I just love these intelligent posts from people with a firm grip of
>> reality...
>
>
>Galvatron/Clapper story.....
>
> Matt
Me Ericlock want Matt to tell story!
ALaN12084
>Me Ericlock want Matt to tell story!
>
>
Alansludge say Matt tel lDinopeople story know!
The Nixtr
QUOTING:
What is your facination(sp?) with Airazor? What about Blackarachnia?
RESPONSE: I personally LOVE blackarachnia, but Airrazor is more my type
if this was real life. She's got a smaller bust.
--
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The Nixtr
QUOTING:
Besides, though Rebirth aired 10 years ago, it takes place almost 10 years
from now! So Daniel either hasn't yet been born, or is very, VERY young.
Jim S.
RESPONSE:
He's probably very, very young. He appears as a 2-year-old in my latest
present-day DEFORMERS story.
Matt Trussell
Joona I Palaste
The Nixtr <then...@acy1.digex.net> scribbled the following:
: Anyway, how is your novelization of TF:TM doing? I expressed interest
: before about writing a novelization for 5FOD, but would like to read your
: piece first, when it's done.
Nixtr, I don't know where you got the idea I was doing a novelization
of TF:TM. I'm not. I have been working on a TF fanfic book, which has
almost nothing to do with TF:TM. The book prototype is finished, and I
have consulted the University Press about printing it. I have calculated
the prices for buying the book, but when I posted it, there was very
little interest. Even Cecilia Matz, one of the authors, didn't want to
buy a book. So before I get at least 20 definite orders for the book,
the project stays frozen. Sorry.
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Daniel: An ice cream factory?
Cyclonus: You are insolent, Earth boy!
Daniel: Thanks!
--- from "Surprise Party"
Picard42
ALaN12084 wrote:
> >Me Ericlock want Matt to tell story!
> >
> >
>
> Alansludge say Matt tel lDinopeople story know!
Me Picardslag say Ericlock full of Cessian Salami!
- Picard42 -
msi...@ibm.net
Dalmatian wrote:
> Pug head20 wrote:
> >
> > I WONDER IF SLEEPING WITH AIRAZOR IS LIKE SLEEPING WITH A BIRD,IF YOU KNOW
>
> Gadzooks! What have I started here with my "If Arcee Flirted...."
> post?! \:|
Well, you didn't really START this tangent... it's kind of an
unfortunate inevitability that it would kinda devolve in this manner.
M "I Can't Believe I Used The Words 'Inevitability' And 'Kinda' In The
Same Sentance" Sipher
Picard42
Darzonique wrote:
> In article <61ajln$765$2...@hourglass.oz.net>, ome...@oz.net (Eric Harding)
> writes:
>
> >>> >Me Ericlock want Matt to tell story!
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>>
> >>> Alansludge say Matt tel lDinopeople story know!
> >>
> >> Me Picardslag say Ericlock full of Cessian Salami!
> >
> >
> >Me Ericlock say Picardslag is full of Barrilium Baloney!
>
> Alright. It was the war of <mumble, mumble.>. We were fighting the
> petrorabbits..
> -Darzoni the Blue
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ---------------------------------------------------------
> "Waspinator have headache in his wholle bodeee." -Waspinator, Possession
> "When will you rage?"- W:TA
Me Picardslag want to hear good part!
- Picard42 -
The Nixtr
I thought I read a post a long time ago tht you were novelizing the tF
Movie. I also thought I saw a post saying you were still werking on it.
This was before the Fanfic project.
It's more likely that I'm flipping out. Or I'm letting my dreams
interfere with real life.
I had a dream klast night that I found a $2100 bill. But I figured out
that it was a fake based on a $20, when I found out the President's name
on the bill was WISCONSIN.
Darzonique
Joona I Palaste
The Nixtr <then...@acy1.digex.net> scribbled the following:
: I thought I read a post a long time ago tht you were novelizing the tF
: Movie. I also thought I saw a post saying you were still werking on it.
: This was before the Fanfic project.
No, I never made such an announcement before the fanfic project. Perhaps
it was somebody else?
: It's more likely that I'm flipping out. Or I'm letting my dreams
: interfere with real life.
: I had a dream klast night that I found a $2100 bill. But I figured out
: that it was a fake based on a $20, when I found out the President's name
: on the bill was WISCONSIN.
Hmm, LOL. _I_ once had a dream where I found an orange Finnish 80 mark
bill (the existing kinds are 20, 50, 100, 500 and 1000), which had a
picture of Elisabeth Rehn, our one-time defence minister, presidential
candidate and now UN worker on it. It would have been the first bill to
feature a woman in over 10 years. But boy, would I like to find a $2100
bill. I could buy a MISB Fortress Maximus with it. But you say yours
was a fake based on a $20? This reminds me of the stupidest fake bill
I've seen. It was a 10 FIM bill faked into a 1000 FIM _just_ by adding
two zeros. The forger didn't even bother changing the words "kymmenen
markkaa" (ten marks) to "tuhat markkaa" (thousand marks), but had
counted on the fact that it would be used by a non-Finn. It was
hilarious.
Eric Harding
In article <34386BB6...@psu.edu>, Picard42 <mmr...@psu.edu> wrote:
>ALaN12084 wrote:
>
>> >Me Ericlock want Matt to tell story!
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Alansludge say Matt tel lDinopeople story know!
>
> Me Picardslag say Ericlock full of Cessian Salami!
Me Ericlock say Picardslag is full of Barrilium Baloney!
THE ROCK
In article <343977...@ibm.net>, Soundwave intercepted this
transmission from M Sipher:
>
> [NOTE : Many of these are quite old. I posted most of these around the
> time the Go-Bots and Cyberjets were coming out. And not all of them have
> tech number ratings. Enjoy!]
>
> [NOTE 2 : Fraggit, Airterror's tech got erased.]
>
<snippy snippy>
>
> M "Down At The Bottom, Sensible To Ear And Sternum..." Sipher
Well I found 'im over at Iggy's place along with a coupla others that you
didn't post that were in with the same bunch. Sooo I'll go ahead and
post 'em here for ya and for everyone else to enjoy!
**********
AirTerror - Decepticon
Physical Model : G2 Starscream (conehead, wings turned down.)
Function : Terrorist
"Planning is the key to chaos."
AirTerror makes Jack Pallance look like Mister Rogers. His
personality matches virtually every action-film villian. Dark, brooding,
intelligent, slightly pompous. His warped mind is constantly churning out
new methods of extortion, blackmail and murder. In fact, he churns them
out so fast he rarely *acts* on any of them, mostly because once he's
through with one plan, he's already got another one brewing. But the few
that he does act upon almost always work. He tends to isolate himself
from his fellow Decepticons, and often pays them in Energon to do the
work that he feels is beneath him. Of course, these "better things to do"
are always a deep planning session.
In both jet and robot modes, AirTerror carries specially-made
"Hellfire" missiles. Each missile can start an extremely quick-spreading,
ultra-hot fire on virtually any surface. The smoke from these fires also
interfere with most sensor arrays. He is armed with a drone module of a
design similar to Tornado's. He carries a compact laser pistol in robot
mode that packs enough punch to destroy a two-foot thick concrete block.
At any given time, AirTerror has access to any number of small arms and
artillery pieces, thanks to his many shady connections.
AirTerror has a tendancy to go out of his way to be cruel. Often he
will ignore his own personal safety simply to inflict more pain on an
already incapactitated victim. He has absolutely no friends, but most
Decepticons fear his behind-the-scenes power, so they rarely argue with
him. But they would abandon him with a blink of an optic sensor if they
though they could get away with it.
STRN : 7 INTEL : 9 SPEED : 8 ENDR : 5
RANK : 5 COUR : 6 FRPW : 8 SKILL : 7
Breakthrough - Autobot - Powerdasher
Function : Blockade Runner / Messenger
"When do I go? When do I go?"
Whenever the Autobots are pinned down and communications have been
blocked off, they call on Breakthrough to bust out of the barricade, run
back to the base, get all the important data to the commanders, and bring
back help. It's a job for either the incredibly brave or the incredibly
stupid. Breakthrough is both. Due to a design flaw, his data storage unit
is located directly behind his drill in vehicle mode. So in order to
prevent accidental data dumps every time he slammed through a barricade,
his head module was packed primarily with data storage units and shock
absorbers. This left very little room for brains. He's basically the
Autobot equivalent of Lassie. He can only concentrate on one thing at a
time, but luckily his attention never wavers. "I almost hate to send him
out on such dangerous assignments, " platoon commander Rapido says. "But
so far he's had a success rate of %100, so who am I to argue with those
figures?"
In vehicle mode, Breakthrough can achieve a cruising speed of 175
mph on even terrain. Retractable treads enable him to maintain this speed
over rough surfaces. He is also capable of brief bursts of speed,
reaching up to 225 mph. His drill enables him to smash through a
five-foot thick concrete wall with very little loss of speed. He is
resistant to most beam weapons and scramblers.
Short of headbutting his opponents, Breakthrough has virtually no
offensive capapilities in robot mode. He often miscalculates the
strenghth of his drill and ends up slamming into obstacles that don't act
as he thinks they should. In these instances, even with all the
safeguards, he could end up transporting scrambled or incomplete data.
STRN : 5 INTEL : 2 SPEED : 10 ENDR : 5
RANK : 3 COUR : 10 FRPW : 2 SKILL : 9
Coaster
Physical Model : Minispy Dune Buggy
Function : Computer Hacker
"You may win the battle with weapons, but information will win the war."
A quiet, reclusive robot of few words. He spends most of his time
in front of a computer terminal, searching for any information he can
sell to the highest bidder. When he's not on a mission, he's usually
playing the latest hot-selling computer games (all of which he's
pirated). His fellow Minispies think he's a geek, but can find no fault
in his skills, which have saved the team on numerous occasions.
In dune buggy mode, Coaster can travel at 100 MPH on normal
roads, 75 MPH on sandy surfaces with maximum maneuverability. He carries
a laser pistol in robot mode. His ability to navigate virtually any
computer system makes him an invaluable member of the Minispies. He can
find almost any piece of information and cover his tracks with incredible
speed and skill. His data storage banks allow him to hold an almost
limitless amount of information, but the more he keeps within himself,
the longer it takes for him to access it.
Coaster is very weak physically, even compared to his fellow
Minispies. He has very little combat experience. He can also be
distracted by any interesting programs he runs across during one of his
assignments.
STRN : 2 INTEL : 9 SPEED : 8 ENDR : 4
RANK : 4 COUR : 5 FRPW : 3 SKILL : 10
Double Rush - Autobot - Powerdasher
Physical Model : Powerdasher car
Function : Messenger
"Hey! I'm drivin' here!"
A tough, bitter young Autobot, Double Rush is at his best under
extreme pressure and a short deadline. He's more than ready to take the
most insanely dangerous missions. A lightning-fast messenger with a
lightning-quick temper. When he's not tearing up the pavement (both
street *and* sidewalk), he can usually be found trading insults with his
teammates. Some Autobots feel he needs a major attitude adjustment, but
admire his bravery and tenacity.
In car mode, Double Rush moves at 300mph with incredible agility.
He can turn on a dime, travel for miles on only two side wheels, and can
even boost his speed to 400 MPH for short bursts using the jet thrusters
on his spoiler. He can shift from car to robot mode in a second and back,
and often does to pass obstacles he can't drive around (or through). He's
fairly adept in hand-to-hand combat, but usually will fight only enough
to leave his enemy behind him.
Double Rush's lack of offensive weaponry keeps him off the front
lines, which annoys him a little. He's not very well-armored, mostly in
order to keep his weight down and speed up. While he usually will not
allow himself to be distracted from a mission, someone with a large
enough list of insults can goad him into a put-down contest. (He has yet
to loose one, though.)
STRN : 4 INTEL : 5 SPEED : 9 ENDR : 6
RANK : 4 COUR : 8 FRPW : 2 SKILL : 8
All these written by M "There. I Am Insane" Sipher (which is the actual
sig you had at the bottom of the document.)
And now my new sig for the Halloween spirit!
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must come with us; taste our pleasures."
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Eric Harding
In article <19971006210...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, pugh...@aol.com (Pug head20) wrote:
>i asked airazor out yesterday and she said ok!
>
>
>i'm the happiest person on the block!
That's good. now, here's your medicine, be sure to actually take it this
time.
Eric
The Nixtr
QUOTING:
Well, you didn't really START this tangent... it's kind of an
unfortunate inevitability that it would kinda devolve in this manner.
RESPONSE:
They tell us that
We lost our tails
Evolving up
From little snails
I say its all
Just wind in sails
Are we not men?
We are Devo.
Are we not men?
D-E-V-O.
Dun DEN- Dun
Toot-toot-toot-toot!
Darzonique
>> >>> >Me Ericlock want Matt to tell story!
>> >>> >
>> >>> >
>> >>>
>> >>> Alansludge say Matt tel lDinopeople story know!
>> >>
>> >> Me Picardslag say Ericlock full of Cessian Salami!
>> >
>> >
>> >Me Ericlock say Picardslag is full of Barrilium Baloney!
>>
>> Alright. It was the war of <mumble, mumble.>. We were fighting the
>> petrorabbits..
>
> Me Picardslag want to hear good part!
I'm getting to it! Now lets see where was I?....
This is fun man.
Dan Campbell
David Willis wrote:
> Darzoni, don't you think we have better things we could do with our time?
> Like figuring out how we're going to defeat Unicron and save our
> friends? Except for Ultra Magnus, of course.
>
> --David:)
***WHANGGGGGGG!!!***
PBLPBLBPBLBPL Time out! Time out! Time out!
--
Dan
"All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?"
--Steven Acevedo (steven....@galaxy999.com)
Check out the Parts Trade List Cross-Reference, at a new location!
http://www.eng..uc.edu/~dcampbel/crossparts.html
Joona I Palaste
The Nixtr <then...@acy1.digex.net> scribbled the following:
: QUOTING:
: This reminds me of the stupidest fake bill
: I've seen. It was a 10 FIM bill faked into a 1000 FIM _just_ by adding
: two zeros. The forger didn't even bother changing the words "kymmenen
: markkaa" (ten marks) to "tuhat markkaa" (thousand marks), but had
: counted on the fact that it would be used by a non-Finn. It was
: hilarious.
: RESPONSE: Someone tried to pass a fake Hundred to me at rObinsons. She
: escaped before we could get the cops out. She had 6 real ones and handed
: the fake to me. It was one of those new 100s. But the lady was an idiot
: because she printed them on a HP inkjet or something in ColorSmart mode
: (which is stupid, because the greyscales are made up of a pattern of cyans
: and magentas mixed in w/ black). No hidden Franklin face, it was printed
: on 24-lb white stock, really poor job, but I guess it was like body odor
: to her. (everyone notices it but herself.) She probably makes fake coins
: out of paper too.
Hmm, making fake coins out of paper. Reminds me of the Beavis & Butthead
episode where they actually made fake coins out of paper with a
photocopier. They'd have as much chance of passing them as real coins if
they'd made them as green heart-shaped pastries with "1 Dorral" written
on them with white whipped cream, in Hindi. And the funniest part was
that they never really realised they were making fake coins. They
thought they were legally making real ones! How much stupider can one
possibly get?
Matt Trussell
ALaN12084 wrote:
>
> >Me Ericlock want Matt to tell story!
> >
> >
>
> Alansludge say Matt tel lDinopeople story know!
*sits down* Well, the dust was really thick....
Mage Knight and I were in a chatroom. And then this gigantic... no
wait, wrong story. Anyway, he was logged in as Galvatron. When he came
in, he started blasting and laughing maniacally, to the annoyance of the
regulars *mumbles something about feeding THEM to the Sharkticons*.
Anyway, as retribution, they wired a clapper up to his brain that forced
him to dance disco, and then painted him pink, complete with cute little
bow on the end of his cannon. Oh wait, I put the bow on him.... Also, I
think he was brutally beaten with a fish. I'm trying to remember, there
were an awful lot of casualties that day....
Matt
The Nixtr
QUOTING:
This reminds me of the stupidest fake bill
I've seen. It was a 10 FIM bill faked into a 1000 FIM _just_ by adding
two zeros. The forger didn't even bother changing the words "kymmenen
markkaa" (ten marks) to "tuhat markkaa" (thousand marks), but had
counted on the fact that it would be used by a non-Finn. It was
hilarious.
RESPONSE: Someone tried to pass a fake Hundred to me at rObinsons. She
escaped before we could get the cops out. She had 6 real ones and handed
the fake to me. It was one of those new 100s. But the lady was an idiot
because she printed them on a HP inkjet or something in ColorSmart mode
(which is stupid, because the greyscales are made up of a pattern of cyans
and magentas mixed in w/ black). No hidden Franklin face, it was printed
on 24-lb white stock, really poor job, but I guess it was like body odor
to her. (everyone notices it but herself.) She probably makes fake coins
out of paper too.
Now as a gag I invented the 3-dollar bill, with BIll Clownton on it. (The
term "phony as a 3-dollar bill" for the Prez was started by Tom Mahr or
one of those Phily Conservatives on radio) So I made one in College, and
it looked REALLY good! The words UNITED STATES OF AMERICA were turned to
UNTIED STATES... and I made myself Secretary of Treasury. It's a shame
someone else mass-produced them!
Now last night I had a dream that they changed the 5's to a new type to
prevent counterfits. They were really weird, but most of all, they were
SQUARE. They were the size of the longer end of a doller on each sie, so
they were over 2x as big. In the dream I was trying to figure out how to
put them in the drawer after looking at the watermark.
Ratbat
03 Oct 97 22:59:17 +0100 seemed like any other harmless time, until
Iggy Drougge <opt...@canit.se> broke forth, and the innocence of
alt.toys.transformers was lost forever...
>Den 02-Okt-97 21:30:08 nedtecknade Pug head20 (pugh...@aol.com) följande:
>>HOW COULD AN ORGANIC OCOPULATE WITH A NON-ORGANIC?
>
><Insert joke about capital quota here>
D'ye think this means that this geezer wants instructions, or what?
Urac 'Ratbat' Sigma, for that matter, I've been in adult shops for the
past few weeks, looking for stage costumes. Believe me, organics
appear to do it with non-organics *quite* readily!
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The_Great_Cornholio
Joona I Palaste (pal...@cc.helsinki.fi[REMOVEMETOACCESSE-MAIL]) wrote:
: The Nixtr <then...@acy1.digex.net> scribbled the following:
:
: : I thought I read a post a long time ago tht you were novelizing the tF
: : Movie. I also thought I saw a post saying you were still werking on it.
:
: : This was before the Fanfic project.
:
: No, I never made such an announcement before the fanfic project. Perhaps
: it was somebody else?
Well, I am working on the Special Edition of the movie, ala Star Wars. It
will be in quasi-novel form, but with only the new parts. I only announced
this recently though : how long ago were you thinking Nixtr?
--
Thank you, I'm Beavis, goodnight.
The Nixtr
QUOTING:
Well, I am working on the Special Edition of the movie, ala Star Wars. It
will be in quasi-novel form, but with only the new parts. I only announced
this recently though : how long ago were you thinking Nixtr?
--
RESPONSE: At least a year ago.
But I wasn't talking about anyone wiht a special edition planned. But if
no one is doing this, I will get on with the 5 faces novel sometime. I
only wanted to wait so that I ouldn't be inconsistant with the movie
novelization.
THE ROCK
In article <61h61j$3...@acy1.digex.net>, Soundwave intercepted this
transmission from then...@acy1.digex.net (The Nixtr):
>
> RESPONSE: At least a year ago.
>
> But I wasn't talking about anyone wiht a special edition planned. But if
> no one is doing this, I will get on with the 5 faces novel sometime. I
> only wanted to wait so that I ouldn't be inconsistant with the movie
> novelization.
I know who you were thinking of. There was someone by the name of Edmund
Whitmore who was working on a novelization of the movie. When going back
through Deja News, he last posted on Dec 28, 1996 so I have no idea if
he's still doing it or not or even if he still has net access. At one
point he had asked for fan characters to put into the novelization to
help fill in the gaps in the story. I don't know how far he had gotten
with it or if any part of it's available on the web to read. At this
point I would go ahead and start on the FFOD novel anyway. If you want
to try to contact him his e-mail address was edmu...@earthlink.net but
I don't know if it works or not.
Hydra D304
>>
>>> I WONDER IF SLEEPING WITH AIRAZOR IS LIKE SLEEPING WITH A BIRD,IF YOU KNOW
>>
>>Gadzooks! What have I started here with my "If Arcee Flirted...."
>>post?! \:|
>
>
>
>Eric
>
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>Eric Harding
>o
Accck, acckk, SHHH! Quiet, ot people will be asking wehat it's like to sleep
with Brawn! --retch-------!!
-Hydra
Picard42
Hydra D304 wrote:
It's like sleeping with a bird I'd imagine. :-)
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