Zobovor <
zm...@aol.com> wrote:
> This set, the second of the Battle Across Time packs, continues the theme
> of pairing G1 characters with Beast Wars characters for thematic
> purposes. This time, we get Sideswipe teaming up with Maximal Skywarp,
> who (according to the web site blurb) must take on Predacon Scorponok
> (sold separately, of course).
Since Skywarp is the same size as a car, would he be the “vast, predatory
bird” that Simon Furman keeps writing about?
> SIDESWIPE
>
> In some ways, we've finally come full circle. Sideswipe was one of the
> very first Siege toys, appearing at the tail-end of 2018 in most markets.
> That seems like such a long time ago, and yet they've been consistently
> pumping out iterations of this mold as recently as this year (and they're
> not even done yet—this remolded toy is coming to Walgreens later as Red Alert).
It really is one of the best molds in ages, and at this point I’m hoping
for a Kermit green version, just because I think that’s the only color
missing. Or maybe a clear version, painted on the inside, like RID
Crosswise? (And like Sideswipe’s own windows)
> I was initially turned off by the idea that Sideswipe turned into a
> Cybertronic vehicle. I get that this was the gimmick for Siege, and that
> it really only lasted one year, but in my mind the legacy Earth vehicles
> are always preferable to made-up Cybertronic equivalents. I ended up
> enjoying Siege Sideswipe (and bought the toy plenty of times over), but I
> always wondered what a "proper" Earth version would look like. For me,
> at least, this is clearly the superior iteration of the mold.
You would.
(I mean, this is far more your thing than the Siege toy)
> For one, the battle damage (a staple of the Siege toy line) has been
> eliminated completely. That's great. Moreover, the color mapping has
> been revamped slightly, eschewing the toy-based silver toes and aging
> eggshell white (which probably does reflect the current color of numerous
> vintage Sideswipe toys) in favor of a more cartoon-based look, using
> bright white to represent not just the upper legs but the arms and feet
> and weapons. Vac-metal toy parts almost always translated to white in
> the cartoon, so this is a level of Sunbow authenticity that pleases me.
I actually like when they try to do what the character would “really” look
like, borrowing colors from the original toy. The cartoon had limitations
to the animation, even if the character models are taken mostly as gospel.
Otherwise, they might as well go all the way to fake cel-shading like on
the Walmart Siege Megatron and Optimus, which is cute as a novelty.
> For robot mode, only the chest has been significantly modified, though
> there are vestiges of the new car mode visible on either side of the lower legs as well.
Is it my imagination or does he have less visibility than the Siege
version? The hood seems to get in the way more.
> A lot of the Earthrise toys have been Slightly Better Versions of the
> existing Siege toys, but I feel like this latest Sideswipe is a
> Significantly Better Version. I can't explain why I feel so differently
> about him. He's just really Geewunriffic in a way that the Siege toy
> didn't quite manage. I don't know if Earth versions of all the Siege
> toys were an afterthought or were planned from the onset, but ultimately
> it doesn't matter. Regardless, I'm so glad this version exists.
The windshield bothers me. It’s gorgeous, with the silver underneath the
translucent blue, and every bit of the molding popping visually… but it
doesn’t seem like an Earth thing. It makes sense for Siege, where it
visually reads like circuitry and technology visible behind what vaguely
looks like a windshield. But on an Earth toy, it’s jarring. It’s weird.
It’s out of place.
It didn’t work on Sunstreaker either, but Sunstreaker sucks and has gaps in
vehicle mode, so it’s not something that I see often.
> MAXIMAL SKYWARP
>
> It's a nice enough tribute to a fairly obscure part of Beast Wars, but
> it's a shame we'll likely never get an elephant Ironhide or lion Prowl to
> go with him. This was an exercise in cost-cutting, and to complete the
> Magnaboss team would require more of an expenditure than we're ever
> likely to see. I likely wouldn't have bought this toy on its own, but
> Earth mode Sideswipe was a must-have, so clearly Hasbro knows what
> they're doing when it comes to getting me to spend money.
Oddly, I’m happier with Skywarp than Sideswipe.
These days, so many of the symbols of patriotism have been defiled by
right-wing freaks like the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers, Patriot Prayer,
etc. — an assortment of flag humpers from nihilists cosplaying as Nazis to
racists to gun humpers. As a rule of thumb, if someone describes themselves
as a “Patriot, father, husband, Christian” they’re an asshole.
But the eagle — the plain, mostly natural eagle — has remained pretty pure.
I like that this toy exists. And he’s pretty decent as a random redeco.
>
> Zob (got the new central air conditioner installed today, which was
> probably the quickest way I've ever spent $12,000)
I hope it te and forms into something cool.