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HoloSuite

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Feb 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/9/00
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My wife's a JAG fan, and I catch snips of it between evening
chores. Last night's sweep opening of a two part episode had our
heroes on location in Australia enjoying drinks and prawns by
the beach. While there, Major Mac is introduced to something
referred to as the "Australian Bikini". It's described as a hat,
and bottoms. As she nervously scans the beach, it seems that is
the local fashion. What will she do....what will she do....

In the closing scene Harm's sidekick, Bud, stops, stares, and
asks "Is that Major MacKenzie topless?". After which both men
stop and crane their necks to peer into the distance....

All those in favor of a wide shot of the beach opening up next
week's episode, designate by stating "Aye".

Ya know, that dark haired Nurse figure would look pretty sharp
done up as Major Mak in court. Where are those women's dress
uniforms?

ScottE - T*O*M*B Raider at Large - Enduring a LOOONG Winter


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Yamil R. Sued

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Feb 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/9/00
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YESSSSSS!!! SEMPER FI!!!!

Y

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rh...@wco.com

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Aye? AYE, CARAMBA!!! HELL, YES!! Woo-HOO!!!

That woman makes even a devout civilian like myself hum the Marine Corps
Hymn while I . . . polish my bayonet.


Didn't she get promoted to Lt. Col recently so that she outranks Harm now
(He's a Lt. Cmmdr)?

HoloSuite <holo...@geocities.com> wrote:

> the beach. While there, Major Mac is introduced to something
> referred to as the "Australian Bikini". It's described as a hat,
> and bottoms. As she nervously scans the beach, it seems that is
> the local fashion. What will she do....what will she do....

...

iLYa

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"HoloSuite" <holo...@geocities.com> wrote in message
news:0639e490...@usw-ex0105-040.remarq.com...

> My wife's a JAG fan, and I catch snips of it between evening
> chores. Last night's sweep opening of a two part episode had our
> heroes on location in Australia enjoying drinks and prawns by
> the beach. While there, Major Mac is introduced to something
> referred to as the "Australian Bikini". It's described as a hat,
> and bottoms. As she nervously scans the beach, it seems that is
> the local fashion. What will she do....what will she do....
>
> In the closing scene Harm's sidekick, Bud, stops, stares, and
> asks "Is that Major MacKenzie topless?". After which both men
> stop and crane their necks to peer into the distance....
>
> All those in favor of a wide shot of the beach opening up next
> week's episode, designate by stating "Aye".
>


Actually, Bud said something about Colonel MacKenzie being topless... she
got promo'd to LtCol.

Aside from that titpicking... oops Freudian slip... Catherine Bell is Da
Bomb. My ultimate fantasy is to have 7 of 9 and Mac fight a duel for me,
where I get to sleep with the winner
..
..
..
..

and the loser!

iLYa

Mark Volk

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Feb 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/9/00
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Along this line, now that we've seen Dragon's female handiwork
(both of 'em, like the sniper best, but the DSS is decent too),
who here'd like a nice "USMC JAG Officer" figure that, oh, just
happened to look "kinda" like Catherine Bell, along the
"Detective Chow" figure lines?

:)

Maybe I should phrase the question differently... who WOULDN'T?

Mark Volk, Jr.
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(Allied Collectors and Traders Indigenous to Virginia)
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HoloSuite

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Feb 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/9/00
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Can I get a Rene Russo, ala Lethal Weapon, to go with that,
please?

That's not a scar....

THIS is a scar.....

...OOOOOOHHHH!

ScottE - T*O*M*B Raider - Really gotta get back to my space
themes.

SShacklett

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Feb 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/9/00
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Harm has three full stripes and is a full commander. Mac was promoted before
him, so technically she is senior and outranks him.

Pfadfinder

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Feb 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/9/00
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OUTSTANDING!

I like the Mac & 7 of 9 idea. Of course, if you add Shae Marks in there, I'd
be a happy camper!

Of course, my favorite scene is the one where Mac strips an AK-47, reassembles
it and fires it in the weapons room. Now THAT'S a woman!


Be Prepared!
John

Yamil R. Sued

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Feb 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/9/00
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rh...@wco.com wrote:

> Aye? AYE, CARAMBA!!! HELL, YES!! Woo-HOO!!!
>
> That woman makes even a devout civilian like myself hum the Marine Corps
> Hymn while I . . . polish my bayonet.

Whooo, boy!!

LOL!!

>
>
> Didn't she get promoted to Lt. Col recently so that she outranks Harm now
> (He's a Lt. Cmmdr)?

Nope, full Cmdr!!

Y

>
>
> HoloSuite <holo...@geocities.com> wrote:
>
> > the beach. While there, Major Mac is introduced to something
> > referred to as the "Australian Bikini". It's described as a hat,
> > and bottoms. As she nervously scans the beach, it seems that is
> > the local fashion. What will she do....what will she do....
>

> ...
>
> > All those in favor of a wide shot of the beach opening up next
> > week's episode, designate by stating "Aye".

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HoloSuite

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An Aussie bikini is a hat and sandals??

Wouldn't that be a three piece suit?
Would that make a one piece suit just the
hat?

You're the local expert. Please send
supporting documentation directly to my
e-mail....8-)

ScottE - T*O*M*B Raider at Large

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Yamil R. Sued

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Feb 9, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/9/00
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Dude, Im'm getting Tasha Erickson flashbacks here!! Stop it!!

Y

rh...@wco.com wrote:

> All of this heavy breathing over Lt. Col. Mac reminds me that we all dig
> good looking tough chicks in uniforms.
>
> I was "slumming" at a GSSF Glock match back in 1997 and I saw a girl/young
> woman who would have made an excellent action figure. She had her hair in
> a ponytail with her police academy cap over that. Then she had on the
> requisite flimsy t-shirt, again with academy logo. She was wearing navy
> blue BDU trousers *very neatly bloused* over the tops of her tiny, shiny
> black combat boots. Plus she had her duty rig around her waist with all
> of cop gear. She was AWESOME.
>
> At a USPSA/IPSC match a couple of weeks later, I ran into some older cop
> guys who had been at the same match, and it turns out they knew her pretty
> well. Heh. Good thing I was respectful when I mentioned her.

Rob Woozle

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Feb 10, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/10/00
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Hmm,

I thought an Aussie Bikini was a hat and beach sandals...........

:-)


Rob Woozle

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Feb 10, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/10/00
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It'd be better if she stripped as well :-)

Sorry <slap>

Wooz

LRic54

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Feb 10, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/10/00
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LOL At john...ok yea but the biini was pretty good too
8-)

rh...@wco.com

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The Sillimans

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Feb 10, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/10/00
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>> Didn't she get promoted to Lt. Col recently so that she outranks Harm now
>> (He's a Lt. Cmmdr)?
>
>Nope, full Cmdr!!
>
>Y

She was promoted to Lt. Col. before he was promoted to Commander, so she
outranks him due to time in grade. That is why he has to salute her. Neal

rh...@wco.com

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The Sillimans <si...@castles.com> wrote:

> She was promoted to Lt. Col. before he was promoted to Commander, so she
> outranks him due to time in grade. That is why he has to salute her. Neal

yeah, well we all know we salute her every time we see her too. I'm not
sure her actual rank makes much difference. Heh.


rh...@wco.com

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Yamil R. Sued <ys...@amug.org> wrote:

> Dude, Im'm getting Tasha Erickson flashbacks here!! Stop it!!

Dude, you should ENJOY Tasha Erickson flashbacks!! At least you have the
memories to flashback on you --- I've never seen her in person!

Yamil R. Sued

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Feb 10, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/10/00
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Amen Bro!!

Y

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NJOLDTOYS

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Feb 10, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/10/00
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I think you need to talk to your wife about these problems.....not us.

Rob Woozle

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Feb 11, 2000, 3:00:00 AM2/11/00
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Is this true? Really.

I can just see it;

Major Bloggs <throws salute> - "Morning Sir!"

Major Smith "You crud, you've been a Major three days longer than me, I salute
YOU!!"

Rob

The Sillimans wrote:

> >> Didn't she get promoted to Lt. Col recently so that she outranks Harm now
> >> (He's a Lt. Cmmdr)?
> >
> >Nope, full Cmdr!!
> >
> >Y
>

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