What Kind Of Beer Does G.I. Joe Drink?
Brian D and/or Theblonde
I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
I'm betting on Budweiser.
Brian
Brant Rusch
Blah! That swill ought to be banned, along with the retards who dare
call it "the King of Beers".!!! BLAH! Its about as far away from a
real beer as my grandmothers ass from a Playboy Centerfold! (Chew on
that one!) :P
Joe would certainly drink GILB....my own special
once-upon-a-time-I-made-some-beer-that-turned-into-some-nasty-malt-
liquor-cuz-I-didn't-know-what-the=hell-I-was-doing-but-MAN-did-it-
lay-you-out.......GILB stands for "GOD, I LOVE BOOZE!". The kinda beer
you gotta chew! Eats like a meal, kicks like a mule!
Seriouly....Joe would most likely drink Bud...why? because, like him,
Bud is an american Icon....unfortounately. :P
Brant
"Yes, I hate Bud"
Thor Sadler
"DUG" <d...@kingsnet.com> wrote:
>>
>> Brian ... Brian ... Brian ... Joe spent too much time overseas to drink
>> domestic swill. He prefers Bamiba or Heiniken.
>
>Thats strange. My Joes always drink rum & cokes (usually with no coke).
>Most of them pulled liberty in the P.I. or Thiland and that was the drink
>of choice. Then again my FAO Schwartz Seal is tough enough to drink battery
>acid so who really knows....................................DUG
"What do you do with a drunken sailor.....why you shave his belly with a
rusty razor...." as the Seadog song goes.
"Ohhh there are no airborne rangers in the Corps. IN THE CORPS.
Ohhh there are no airborne rangers in the Corps. IN THE CORPS.
Oh they're on foreign shores making mothers out of whores,
Oh there are no airborne rangers in the Corps. IN THE CORPS.
And we sing VIC-TOR-IOUS, VIC-TOR-IOUS, one keg of beer for the FOUR of
us, singing glory be to God that there are no more of us, for the four of
us can drink it all alone. Down beer, pass to the rear, FOR THE COMPANY,
HEY!!"
Thor
DUG
> > I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
> > football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
> >
> > If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
> >
> > I'm betting on Budweiser.
> >
>
Brian D and/or Theblonde
Brant Rusch wrote:
>
> >I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
> >football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
> >
> >If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
> >
> >I'm betting on Budweiser.
>
> call it "the King of Beers".!!! BLAH! Its about as far away from a
> real beer as my grandmothers ass from a Playboy Centerfold! (Chew on
> that one!) :P
>
> Joe would certainly drink GILB....my own special
> once-upon-a-time-I-made-some-beer-that-turned-into-some-nasty-malt-
> liquor-cuz-I-didn't-know-what-the=hell-I-was-doing-but-MAN-did-it-
> lay-you-out.......GILB stands for "GOD, I LOVE BOOZE!". The kinda beer
> you gotta chew! Eats like a meal, kicks like a mule!
>
> Seriouly....Joe would most likely drink Bud...why? because, like him,
> Bud is an american Icon....unfortounately. :P
>
> Brant
> "Yes, I hate Bud"
Right, because Joe would not drink some "designer" brew.....me myself, if
we're comparing notes here, I drink Hornsby's Draft Cider, which ain't
even beer...but a LOT more fun!
B.
Brian D and/or Theblonde
Karl Clapp wrote:
>
> Brian D and/or Theblonde <TheB...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
> <326B44...@worldnet.att.net>...
> > I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
> > football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
> >
> > If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
> >
> > I'm betting on Budweiser.
> >
>
> domestic swill. He prefers Bamiba or Heiniken.
>
> Karl
No way! He got American brew from the USO!
B.
Brian D and/or Theblonde
Thor Sadler wrote:
>
> "DUG" <d...@kingsnet.com> wrote:
>
> >>
> >> Brian ... Brian ... Brian ... Joe spent too much time overseas to drink
> >> domestic swill. He prefers Bamiba or Heiniken.
> >
> >Most of them pulled liberty in the P.I. or Thiland and that was the drink
> >of choice. Then again my FAO Schwartz Seal is tough enough to drink battery
> >acid so who really knows....................................DUG
>
> rusty razor...." as the Seadog song goes.
>
> "Ohhh there are no airborne rangers in the Corps. IN THE CORPS.
> Ohhh there are no airborne rangers in the Corps. IN THE CORPS.
> Oh they're on foreign shores making mothers out of whores,
> Oh there are no airborne rangers in the Corps. IN THE CORPS.
> And we sing VIC-TOR-IOUS, VIC-TOR-IOUS, one keg of beer for the FOUR of
> us, singing glory be to God that there are no more of us, for the four of
> us can drink it all alone. Down beer, pass to the rear, FOR THE COMPANY,
> HEY!!"
>
> Thor
We love ya, man!
Brian
COMBAT UZI
your looking for 33 brand ...served warm at " lucy's tiger den"
Singapore....nuff said
COMBAT UZI
your looking for 33 brand served warm from" LUCY'S TIGER DEN'....a merc
hangout in singapore..nuff said
Matthew Pak
In article <326B44...@worldnet.att.net>, Brian D and/or Theblonde
<TheB...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
> football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
>
> If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
>
> I'm betting on Budweiser.
>
> Brian
My guess is that the official Hasbro/Kenner policy line would be that G.I.
Joe would never drink any alcoholic beverage or smoke tobacco products or
have pre-marital relations with Barbie.
My, G.I. Joes, however, seem to have a preference for Moosehead . . .
: )
P.S. Curious thing, though, if antone has the 1970's Adventure Team
Headquarters, it appears that there is an ashtray built into the arm rest
of the command chair!
Thor Sadler
Every now and then, when the moon is in heavy red glow, and the fall air
foretells of a chilly night, GI Joes gets the urge to drink Panther Piss.
DON'T laugh!! Have you ever tried to drink piss from a panther!? It's
not a pretty site let me tell you. The Humane Society has a picture of GI
Joe in all issues of the National Geographics.
Thor
Wong Lu Meng Marcellus
Brian D and/or Theblonde (TheB...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
: I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
: football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
: If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
: I'm betting on Budweiser.
: Brian
Brian,
It's called "Kenontheweiser".
Marc.
Karl Clapp
Brian D and/or Theblonde <TheB...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
<326B44...@worldnet.att.net>...
> I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
> football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
>
> If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
>
> I'm betting on Budweiser.
>
Brian ... Brian ... Brian ... Joe spent too much time overseas to drink
domestic swill. He prefers Bamiba or Heiniken.
HOOAH!
Karl
Brian D and/or Theblonde
Matthew Pak wrote:
>
> In article <326B44...@worldnet.att.net>, Brian D and/or Theblonde
> <TheB...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
> > I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
> > football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
> >
> > If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
> >
> > I'm betting on Budweiser.
> >
> > Brian
>
> Joe would never drink any alcoholic beverage or smoke tobacco products or
> have pre-marital relations with Barbie.
>
> My, G.I. Joes, however, seem to have a preference for Moosehead . . .
> : )
>
> P.S. Curious thing, though, if antone has the 1970's Adventure Team
> Headquarters, it appears that there is an ashtray built into the arm rest
> of the command chair!
Yep, and my Sea Adventurer preferred non-filtered Camels; the ONLY way to
smoke!
B.
TV's Blair !
On 21 Oct 1996 23:29:09 GMT, pak...@i2020.net (Matthew Pak) wrote:
>In article <326B44...@worldnet.att.net>, Brian D and/or Theblonde
><TheB...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>> I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
>> football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
>>
>> If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
>>
>> I'm betting on Budweiser.
>>
>> Brian
>
>My guess is that the official Hasbro/Kenner policy line would be that G.I.
>Joe would never drink any alcoholic beverage or smoke tobacco products or
>have pre-marital relations with Barbie.
Actually, that's Ken- he does not have relations with the Barbie doll,
but with the "Steven" and "Kevin" doll. Oh, and the Michael Jackson
doll, when he visits. (insert poofta sound effects here...)
>My, G.I. Joes, however, seem to have a preference for Moosehead . . .
>: )
Mine go for Red Dog, or Keystone when on a cheap binge! They dumped
Bud when they started that pansy "born-on-dating" for the yuppies!
Beer is not born...
>P.S. Curious thing, though, if antone has the 1970's Adventure Team
>Headquarters, it appears that there is an ashtray built into the arm rest
>of the command chair!
That's 'cause 'ol Joe needs one of them cuban stogies every now and
then. I DARE you to tell him they are illegal! :)
Blair
Brant Rusch
>Yep, and my Sea Adventurer preferred non-filtered Camels; the ONLY way
to
>smoke!
Agreed.....unfiltered Camels, Lucky Strikes, and the sinister Pall
Mall's..........those'll turn you off to smoking PDQ. :D
Brant
Thor Sadler
comb...@aol.com (COMBAT UZI) wrote:
>your looking for 33 brand served warm from" LUCY'S TIGER DEN'....a merc
>hangout in singapore..nuff said
Really?
If you get to Guatemala City, visit Restraunte Europa, another dive for
mercs like us.
Should I get the pleasure of visiting Singapore, Lucy's will be on the
top of my list to visit.
Thanks
Thor
Mark H. Walsh
Karl Clapp wrote:
>
> Brian D and/or Theblonde <TheB...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
> <326B44...@worldnet.att.net>...
> > I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
> > football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
> >
> > If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
> >
> > I'm betting on Budweiser.
> >
>
> domestic swill. He prefers Bamiba or Heiniken.
>
> HOOAH!
> Karl
November Foxtrot Whiskey. When he served with Black Jack on the border
back in '17, he found out about Tequila with a Tecate chaser.
Mark
Mark H. Walsh
DUG wrote:
>
> > > I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
> > > football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
> > >
> > > If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
> > >
> > > I'm betting on Budweiser.
> > >
> >
> > Brian ... Brian ... Brian ... Joe spent too much time overseas to drink
> > domestic swill. He prefers Bamiba or Heiniken.
>
> Most of them pulled liberty in the P.I. or Thiland and that was the drink
> of choice. Then again my FAO Schwartz Seal is tough enough to drink battery
> acid so who really knows....................................DUG
Ain't it just like a squid?
kmer...@usit.net
ru...@ix.netcom.com(Brant Rusch) wrote:
>>I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
>>football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
>>
>>If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
>>
>>I'm betting on Budweiser.
>Blah! That swill ought to be banned, along with the retards who dare
>call it "the King of Beers".!!! BLAH! Its about as far away from a
>real beer as my grandmothers ass from a Playboy Centerfold! (Chew on
>that one!) :P
>Joe would certainly drink GILB....my own special
>once-upon-a-time-I-made-some-beer-that-turned-into-some-nasty-malt-
>liquor-cuz-I-didn't-know-what-the=hell-I-was-doing-but-MAN-did-it-
>lay-you-out.......GILB stands for "GOD, I LOVE BOOZE!". The kinda beer
>you gotta chew! Eats like a meal, kicks like a mule!
>Seriouly....Joe would most likely drink Bud...why? because, like him,
>Bud is an american Icon....unfortounately. :P
Make that a North American Icon ....My JOES are Canadian (and it`s
branded right on their Ass ...Now thats tough!!) So my boys drink
Molson`s Canadian ......Eh!! ......................MERK
Bob & Doug would love this thread ...You Hosers!!
>Brant
>"Yes, I hate Bud"
Kevin Merkley..........Deeds Speak!!
teresa
> November Foxtrot Whiskey.
ROFLMAO!!
>When he served with Black Jack on the border
> back in '17, he found out about Tequila with a Tecate chaser.
>
Mark
yes, this is correct. I have it on the best authority.
Teresa Salgado
--
p...@is2.hk.super.net
^TEST
>
>
Mark H. Walsh
> ><TheB...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> >
> >> I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
> >> football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
> >>
> >> If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
> >>
> >> I'm betting on Budweiser.
> >>
> >
> >My guess is that the official Hasbro/Kenner policy line would be that G.I.
> >Joe would never drink any alcoholic beverage or smoke tobacco products or
> >have pre-marital relations with Barbie.
> Actually, that's Ken- he does not have relations with the Barbie doll,
> but with the "Steven" and "Kevin" doll. Oh, and the Michael Jackson
> doll, when he visits. (insert poofta sound effects here...)
> >My, G.I. Joes, however, seem to have a preference for Moosehead . . .
> >: )
> Mine go for Red Dog, or Keystone when on a cheap binge! They dumped
> Bud when they started that pansy "born-on-dating" for the yuppies!
> Beer is not born...
> >P.S. Curious thing, though, if antone has the 1970's Adventure Team
> >Headquarters, it appears that there is an ashtray built into the arm rest
> >of the command chair!
> That's 'cause 'ol Joe needs one of them cuban stogies every now and
> then. I DARE you to tell him they are illegal! :)
>
> Blair
No lie. My Joe whipped my a** when I tried to keep him out of my humidor
- I told him he had to help smuggle them in then, and boy, did that start
him on some hair raising war stories of way back when...
DUG
Mark H. Walsh <MHW...@i-link.net> wrote in article
<326D4F...@i-link.net>...
> > Thats strange. My Joes always drink rum & cokes (usually with no coke).
> > Most of them pulled liberty in the P.I. or Thiland and that was the
drink
> > of choice. Then again my FAO Schwartz Seal is tough enough to drink
battery
> > acid so who really knows....................................DUG
>
> Ain't it just like a squid?
Squid?? Just what the H*LL do ya mean by that?? I may have to put Seal Team
6 on alert!!.........DUG
Mark H. Walsh
ROFLMAO?
Thanks for covering that play. I owe you one!
Mark
Mark H. Walsh
by that.
And bring on those pukes in 6 - or any other team - for I hold a
mythological key that will defeat them...kind of makes them glow in the
dark, if you catch my drift...
Quincy Quartermaster (just what the hell does he have in that supply
room?)
b.michael_-_gi_joe's_squadron_buddy
In article <54fgaq$e...@lantana.singnet.com.sg>, won...@merlion.singnet.com.sg (Wong Lu Meng Marcellus) says:
>
>Brian D and/or Theblonde (TheB...@worldnet.att.net) wrote:
>: I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
>: football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
>
>: If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
>
>: I'm betting on Budweiser.
>
>: Brian
Budweiser???, not only no, but HELL NO!! He hated that stuff. Rice Beer he called it. I never figured out why.
Back in the early 70's I flew SR-71's with Joe out of an Air Force Base in California that I won't name.
While there, we drank Hamms. Joe liked the Hamms Bear (bear not beer) commercials that aired on TV at the time.
The beer was OK but he really liked the commercials.
Periodically, we had to fly into an Air Force Base in Up-State New York to get our photographic equipment
worked on by the Tech Heads. Sometimes this took days, so we hit the local bars. The women up there weren't
much to look at, but he sure liked a local ale called Genesse Cream Ale. Actually, I liked it too, it was very smooth and tasty.
Unfortunately, I don't think it gets wide distribution in CONUS. Sorta like Coors was at that time. He didn't like Coors either.
He thought it was too watery tasting, I disagreed but you couldn't convince Joe.
Michael Cooper
> Joe liked the Hamms Bear (bear not beer) commercials that aired on TV at the time.
"HAMMS, the beer refreshing"
> Genesse Cream Ale. Actually, I liked it too, it was very smooth and tasty.
> Unfortunately, I don't think it gets wide distribution in CONUS.
I spent several formative years in Rochester, NY - home of "Genny
Cream." Good beer. The Class VI at Bragg and Benning both have it in
bottles. Good choice Joe.
Coop
TV's Blair !
On Wed, 23 Oct 1996 19:52:07 -0700, "Mark H. Walsh"
<MHW...@i-link.net> informed us thusly:
>No lie. My Joe whipped my a** when I tried to keep him out of my humidor
>- I told him he had to help smuggle them in then, and boy, did that start
>him on some hair raising war stories of way back when...
Yeah, Really. When I told Joe about the "8 Ropes of danger"
way back when, he said "shit! Only 8 Ropes? Where I come from the
ropes come in cases! " After that, he threatened to stop defending my
freedom if I separated his ass from the keg again...He already had the
cigars and was not about to give them back...Damn house full of nude,
prone Barbies and Midges..even a Skipper or 2...
A REAL American Hero- GI Joe! Blair
Brought to you by the Booze Council- Booze- it makes you super-
strong and heals all wounds- B-double-O- Z- E- Boooze!
I wish every DAMN SLICE was an endpiece!
---Me
Daniel Weiske
>
> > I've been wodering....it seems that whenever I toss one off during a
> > football game, my Joes look with intense envy and jealousy.
> >
> > If I had to get 'em a six paxk of their own, what would it be?
> >
> > I'm betting on Budweiser.
> >
> > Brian
>
> Joe would never drink any alcoholic beverage or smoke tobacco products or
> have pre-marital relations with Barbie.
>
> : )
>
> Headquarters, it appears that there is an ashtray built into the arm rest
> of the command chair!
Lets just say he drinks heavvy on pass and loves Barbie alot.
Dan the Airborne Man.