Time-wasting observations about Eric Perlin

[Eric Perlin]

If Eric Perlin was a big wall in Germany, he'd be known as Eric Berlin.

If Eric Perlin was a mystical magician, he would be known as Eric Merlin.

If Eric Perlin was a piece of jewlery, he would be known as Eric Pearl.

If Eric Perlin had curly hair, he would be known as Eric Curlin.

If Eric Perlin was in a jacuzzi, he'd be known as Eric Swirlin.

If Eric Perlin had motion sickness, he'd be known as Eric Hurlin.

If Eric Perlin was a cat, he'd be known as Eric Purrin.

If Eric Perlin was a British comedian, he would be known as Eric Idle Perlin.

If Eric Perlin was a Viking, he'd be known as Eric the Red Perlin.

If Eric Perlin was a musician, he'd be known as Eric Clapton-Perlin.