I agree.
> pay me for the time i work. if i don't work an
> hour, don't pay me for it.
>
> anyway, i feel odd. i feel like i'm late for work because my head is
> saying that it's almost 7:30 and i have to be there at 6:45. i don't
> like this feeling.
>
> i bought new night light bulbs today. it is very dark in my house at
> night and i don't like it at all. the other day all three of the
> night lights i have went out at the same time. i find that odd. all
> three bulbs had exactly the same life span? even though one of them
> hadn't been used at all since i got it. i just figured out a way to
> plug it in in the kitchen when i got the electricity back on in June.
> i bought all three of them at the same time when i moved in here 3
> years ago. too weird.
>
> lots of weird things going on in my life lately. nothing else i want
> to talk about though.
>
> time to leave for work.
>
> denise
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I've known that all along.
> but thank you for responding.
You're welcome. I hope all is well with you.
I need that affirmation. Now Denise ....
thank you for responding, Denise.
bob
-so what's up with ya'll
arethusa wrote:
> i'm going to be moving, i think. just up the street into a little
> yellow house. a whole house! central heat and air, a built
> in stove and dishwasher, two bedrooms (i really want three,
> one for me, one for my computer, and one for when my boys
> come to visit.), a large front porch with a swing, and a lovely
> yard with a fence on which to grow Morning Glories.
>
> it's $375 a month, a bit more than the $225 a month i'm paying
> for my two bedroom duplex, but i've been paying my landlady
> $500 a month to catch up on my back rent, so i can swing the extra
> $150 for a whole house.
>
where do you live? i must move there!
seriously, my mate has been getting some serious interest from a bank in
Pittsburgh. the only thing that will sell me on it is the lower cost of
living.
>
> i'm very excited. this will be the first house of my own since my
> divorce. i'd like to buy it in the future.
>
very nice denise!
>
>
> i have a new granddaughter in Michigan. i haven't seen her, but my
> son Joshua tells me she looks just like him, which is unfortunate. he
> was not a beautiful baby, but was an adorable toddler. that makes
> 3 grandchildren for me now, and one on the way. my youngest son
> and his wife are expecting after the first of the year.
>
wait, you don't really have grandchildren? do you?
> i'm 43. i'll be 44 on Dec. 6th. yes, i do have grandchildren. my
> first came when i was 39. :) yes, i was a child bride.
You are still older than me? How could that be. I feel like I've aged a
decade in the past couple of years. Yesterday, I was asked for ID when I
stopped to buy a beer. Short hair makes me look like a 20 something person,
I guess. I'm thinking about growing a beard. It will be about 1/3 grey. I
don't think my age will be guessed incorrectly if I do that.
We had our first soccer game today. We won 5 to 1. Yay!
I've had some sort of intestinal virus for a week. It'd be nice if it went
away. It's getting old.
> bob rote:
>
> >"arethusa" <aret...@onlyarethusa.com> wrote:
> >
> >> i'm 43. i'll be 44 on Dec. 6th. yes, i do have grandchildren. my
> >> first came when i was 39. :) yes, i was a child bride.
> >
> >You are still older than me? How could that be.
>
> um, i keep having birthdays before you do.
That could be it.
> >I feel like I've aged a decade in the past couple of years. Yesterday, I
was asked for ID when I
> >stopped to buy a beer. Short hair makes me look like a 20 something
person,
> >I guess. I'm thinking about growing a beard. It will be about 1/3 grey. I
> >don't think my age will be guessed incorrectly if I do that.
>
> no one ever believes me when i tell them i'm 43. in person, i mean.
> apparently i don't look like a 43 year old woman, whatever that looks
> like.
43 seems like a goal at this point. So does 39.
> >We had our first soccer game today. We won 5 to 1. Yay!
> i laughed when i read about you getting that mean guy who blitzes the
> kids. the fucker. too bad you didn't break his leg.
heh. It crossed my mind to break his ankle but that wouldn't have been nice.
> forgive me, i've been out in Saturday traffic already today and it's
> made me VERY CRANKY. too bad i have to go out again to pick up
> the Chinese food i'm going to order in a minute. why doesn't someone
> figure out that we need Chinese delivery here?
Write to your congressperson.
> >I've had some sort of intestinal virus for a week. It'd be nice if it
went
> >away. It's getting old.
> i have a nasty sinus infection going on. i'm sick of it.
I'll trade.
> you have a new website? gimme the url. fair is fair, dude. i wanna
> post something here from your site.
heh
I don't think it would be appropriate to post something here.
bob
oh, in a day or two you may want to try vistica.com
That's my latest site. Should be up ... hmmm ... tomorrow if I get off my
ass.
I didn't mean it *that* way. It's just that each time I post, the little
conversations that have started ... end.
In any case, see you again in a month or two.
just doesn't seem to work for me anymore. time for a blog or something.
vistica can be previewed at inisit.com tonight.
we are filming in atlanta this weekend, in tampa a couple weeks later, and a
bit further west after that.
hung out with electro jack (violetwands.com) last night. He's been talking
about making an instructional video for a while. vistica might do it for
him. We'll see.
heh
vistica should be up tomorrow (didn't get around to changing the name
servers till tonight)
oh, and yes, I am very serious.
"arethusa" <aret...@onlyarethusa.com> wrote in message
news:vc4dutgef7dr506b8...@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 05 Nov 2001 11:41:50 GMT, "bob" <s...@wonin.fla> wrote:
>
>
> >In any case, see you again in a month or two.
>
> lord willin' and the crick don't rise.
>
> denise
>
>
>perhaps perhaps
>
>just doesn't seem to work for me anymore. time for a blog or something.
livejournal.com. they're pretty cool. i kept trying to blog, but got
all confused. and graymatter? wonderful stuff, but so complex!
LJ works for me.
>
>vistica can be previewed at inisit.com tonight.
"i know your [sic] craving for more..."
who writes your stuff, Bob?
>
>we are filming in atlanta this weekend, in tampa a couple weeks later, and a
>bit further west after that.
heh. two hours away from me. too bad i'm working this weekend.
>oh, and yes, I am very serious.
about what?
denise
I'm thinking about starting one. Pron based.
> >vistica can be previewed at inisit.com tonight.
>
> "i know your [sic] craving for more..."
>
> who writes your stuff, Bob?
Would you like to do it?
> >we are filming in atlanta this weekend, in tampa a couple weeks later,
and a
> >bit further west after that.
>
> heh. two hours away from me. too bad i'm working this weekend.
heh
> >oh, and yes, I am very serious.
>
> about what?
About the film thing.
>> "i know your [sic] craving for more..."
>>
>> who writes your stuff, Bob?
>
>Would you like to do it?
does it pay?
denise
One would imagine.
ash
['I gotcher fucking direct object right here buddy!']
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Riven against the Black Sun Six ...that which we are, we are.
how does one practice that anyway? I mean, I didn't have sex for about 5
months last year at one point. hmm.
OK. Let me be honest with myself. July 2000 (hardly celibate), August
2000 (same), September 2000 (stopped after I kicked Maria out), October 2000
(3 times with ... Beverly but she got to be a bitch so ...), November 2000
(usenet chic visited), December (ok, so then too), January (ok, so at least
one or two) .... Feb-May is a blur of too much sex and drugs (don't add
anything here Mr Foster - btw, a guy who is thinking of investing in my corp
has your name - figure it's good karma)
ok, so if you add up 2 weeks here, three weeks there, I might have
approached 3 months in the year Sept 2000 - June 2001 time frame.
> One would imagine.
I guess so. I mean, I really thought that I was being celibate for most of
that time. I suppose this years attempt will to be monogamous. Guess I
won't partake in the after filming free time pursuits that I've heard about
a bit.
Very carefully. I was considering the 440 celebrate, myself. The
neighbors downstairs seem to be gearing up for the MARATHON celebrate, which
evidently involves a great deal of Tejano music - Tejano music with really
loud xylophone and bass. Perhaps they have decided to pretend they are
Jamaican. Tejanos. Or maybe they are avoiding being identified as terrorists.
'NO NO! ET ES ONLY DE ZYLOPHONE, MON!'
>I mean, I didn't have sex for about 5 months last year at one point. hmm.
But were you celebrate?
>OK. Let me be honest with myself.
Why? Nobody else is.
>July 2000 (hardly celibate),
I wasn't celebrate either.
>August 2000 (same), September 2000 (stopped after I kicked Maria out),
Funny. I kicked Maria out too!
>October 2000 (3 times with ... Beverly but she got to be a bitch so ...),
So it doesn't count if your partner(s) at the time are screaming (and
panting!) 'STOP! IT ISN'T VERY GOOD! STOP! IT ISN'T VERY GOOD!'?
>November 2000 (usenet chic visited),
It was chic to be celebrate?
I should pay more attention.
>December (ok, so then too),
Wow. This celebrate stuff is pretty trendy.
>January (ok, so at least one or two) .... Feb-May is a blur of too much sex
>and drugs
So you were celebrating being celebrate?
>(don't add anything here Mr Foster
Foster? Foster's lager?
> - btw, a guy who is thinking of investing in my corp
>has your name - figure it's good karma)
Well, that's grand. Who are you talking to?
>ok, so if you add up 2 weeks here, three weeks there, I might have
>approached 3 months in the year Sept 2000 - June 2001 time frame.
But HEY! Who's keeping count?
>> One would imagine.
>I guess so. I mean, I really thought that I was being celibate for most of
>that time. I suppose this years attempt will to be monogamous.
You're going to be monogamously celebrate?
You must be one fucking trendy motherfucker!
>Guess I won't partake in the after filming free time pursuits that I've
>heard about a bit.
No FISHIES por vou?
ash
['How celebrate!']
BAHAHAHA. Heh heh heh.
ash
['That was funny, man.']
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It does seem that way. I leave here for a while and some of the
oldsters start chatting. I show up and ... they stop. Perhaps I should
watch Barney reruns or something.
Maybe if I have enough *top-level* posts Mr. Brunson will start to
love me and the world will be a better place.
heh
bob
-what was Mica thinking???
Man, 90% of time when I post, people just shut up.
There seem to be several different reasons for this.
I always thought it was the chainsaw.
>I leave here for a while and some of the oldsters start chatting.
Very little.
>I show up and ... they stop.
Not me!
>Perhaps I should watch Barney reruns or something.
'I hate you, you kill me, we're the Manson family...'
>Maybe if I have enough *top-level* posts
TONIGHT! Battling for the top of the nano-celebrity food chain, in an
all-out Texas-style Gladiator Deathmatch, Incontinetine Verbicus VERSUS Posero
Erectus!
[commercial]
Usenet: Really, We're Important. We Promise! Buy Now! Please!
>Mr. Brunson
A tiny pink pinafore, a tiara and some old Journey and he'll be ready
for his spotlight dance!
[I'd rip off some musical, but really I don't know any. Darn!]
'Tomorrow, tomorrow, you'll be in my killfile tomorrow!'
>will start to love me
THAT'S. JUST. SICK.
>and the world will be a better place.
PLANETWIDE CORNCOB-ECTOMY IN 2002!
ash
['Rectal corn farming, today's fastest growing industry!']
Are you an evil wizard?
> There seem to be several different reasons for this.
> I always thought it was the chainsaw.
It could be that!
> >I leave here for a while and some of the oldsters start chatting.
> Very little.
Yeah, less and less as time goes on. Hi Denise. I'm surprised now and
then when I find out that there are lurkers (sort of) here. I wonder
if my piece of shit sister is still following me around.
> >I show up and ... they stop.
> Not me!
heh
> >Perhaps I should watch Barney reruns or something.
> 'I hate you, you kill me, we're the Manson family...'
This weekend a woman in front of me registered her kid as Ernie
Munster. I think it was Ernie anyway. They had black hair. She wasn't
as thin as morticia but the kid looked like the young Munster boy.
Very strange.
> >Maybe if I have enough *top-level* posts
> TONIGHT! Battling for the top of the nano-celebrity food chain, in an
> all-out Texas-style Gladiator Deathmatch, Incontinetine Verbicus VERSUS Posero
> Erectus!
Elect us -- Erect us.
> [commercial]
> Usenet: Really, We're Important. We Promise! Buy Now! Please!
Or, as TD says, just send cash!
> >Mr. Brunson
> A tiny pink pinafore, a tiara and some old Journey and he'll be ready
> for his spotlight dance!
> [I'd rip off some musical, but really I don't know any. Darn!]
> 'Tomorrow, tomorrow, you'll be in my killfile tomorrow!'
Hi, my name is ____ and I've hung out with these angsters: blah blah
blah blah
>
> >will start to love me
> THAT'S. JUST. SICK.
Yeah, it is sick.
> >and the world will be a better place.
> PLANETWIDE CORNCOB-ECTOMY IN 2002!
He is from Kansas.
> ash
> ['Rectal corn farming, today's fastest growing industry!']
Push push push.
>Yeah, less and less as time goes on. Hi Denise. I'm surprised now and
>then when I find out that there are lurkers (sort of) here.
Yeah, it's weird, these lurker people.
>This weekend a woman in front of me registered her kid as Ernie
>Munster. I think it was Ernie
Eddie
Bonnie
They're always following me around, invisibly...quietly...
AND THEN SUDDENLY!
They lllleeeaaaaAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP out of the wordwork (<-- a typo but
I like it)! Lunging viciously for the throats of the innocent!
Fangs glisten! Blood flows!
OH! The HUMANITY! The HUMANITY!
And then, as the unequal struggle lurches to its inevitable
conclusion, the coup de grace is finally delivered:
'Hi!'
Beaten! Broken! Bereft!
Defenseless before God and assorted forms of insect life! In defeat,
in naked surrender, there is but one possible response:
'What?'
>>This weekend a woman in front of me registered her kid as Ernie
>>Munster. I think it was Ernie
>Eddie
Now now, maybe his daddy was Bert Munster.
ash
['We all live in a yellow fucking muppet, a yellow fucking muppet, a yellow
fucking muppet...']
Yeah. Do you know any of them?
>
> >This weekend a woman in front of me registered her kid as Ernie
> >Munster. I think it was Ernie
>
> Eddie
I think she said Ernie. Or maybe Donny. Might have been Eddie.
> Bonnie
What's up?
I'd rather not say.
>> >This weekend a woman in front of me registered her kid as Ernie
>> >Munster. I think it was Ernie
>>
>> Eddie
>
>I think she said Ernie. Or maybe Donny. Might have been Eddie.
>
My youngest step-son looks like Eddie Munster. He even has the widow's peak.
>> Bonnie
>
>What's up?
>
>
I'm on sabbatical. No work until September.
Bonnie
> >> Yeah, it's weird, these lurker people.
> >
> >Yeah. Do you know any of them?
> I'd rather not say.
You are *so* mysterious!
> >> >This weekend a woman in front of me registered her kid as Ernie
> >> >Munster. I think it was Ernie
> >>
> >> Eddie
> >
> >I think she said Ernie. Or maybe Donny. Might have been Eddie.
>
> My youngest step-son looks like Eddie Munster. He even has the widow's peak.
Cool. You don't have anyone in your extended family who looks like
cousin It, do you? I like cousin It.
>
> >> Bonnie
> >
> >What's up?
> I'm on sabbatical. No work until September.
Great. I'm on the opposite. Our company policy states that salaried
employees are expected to work 50-70 hours per week. At my level, 70
hours is expected. Neat thing is that it may all end tomorrow. A board
member got in touch with a guy who funded the company I worked for in
California and ...
I find out in the morning. I'm concerned but,strangely, calm.
bob
- I had a six month sabbatical. I used it to develop an xxx site that
lost a shitload of money.
>bonib...@aol.com (Boniblueyz) wrote:
>
>> >> Yeah, it's weird, these lurker people.
>> >
>> >Yeah. Do you know any of them?
>
>> I'd rather not say.
>
>You are *so* mysterious!
>
I am *so* boring.
>> >> >This weekend a woman in front of me registered her kid as Ernie
>> >> >Munster. I think it was Ernie
>> >>
>> >> Eddie
>> >
>> >I think she said Ernie. Or maybe Donny. Might have been Eddie.
>>
>> My youngest step-son looks like Eddie Munster. He even has the widow's
>peak.
>
>Cool. You don't have anyone in your extended family who looks like
>cousin It, do you? I like cousin It.
>>
No Its in my family. I never liked him, anyway. I was always partial to Thing.
(Maybe the lady said Ernie Douglas, or Danny Partridge)
>> >
>> >What's up?
>
>> I'm on sabbatical. No work until September.
>
>Great. I'm on the opposite. Our company policy states that salaried
>employees are expected to work 50-70 hours per week. At my level, 70
>hours is expected. Neat thing is that it may all end tomorrow. A board
>member got in touch with a guy who funded the company I worked for in
>California and ...
>
>I find out in the morning. I'm concerned but,strangely, calm.
>
>bob
>- I had a six month sabbatical. I used it to develop an xxx site that
>lost a shitload of money.
>
Silly Bob. Don't you know I always come prepared? I went back to lurking Angst
about a month ago. I know all about the two jobs in eight weeks, the marriage,
and the sister thing. You've landed on your feet, and I suspect that the
reason why you're feeling calm is because you're realizing that you are the
type to always land on his feet. Adversity? HA! Bob spits in its face!
I'm genuinely happy for you, but if you really want to keep me happy, keep
flaming Johnny Favorite (it means pompous asshole). You do that SO well.
Bonnie
> >From: rd_ma...@hotmail.com (bob)
>
> >bonib...@aol.com (Boniblueyz) wrote:
> >> >> Yeah, it's weird, these lurker people.
> >> >
> >> >Yeah. Do you know any of them?
>
> >> I'd rather not say.
> >
> >You are *so* mysterious!
>
> I am *so* boring.
Hmm. I'm responding to you so ... that makes me an ennue fetishist?
> >> >> >This weekend a woman in front of me registered her kid as Ernie
> >> >> >Munster. I think it was Ernie
> >> >>
> >> >> Eddie
> >> >
> >> >I think she said Ernie. Or maybe Donny. Might have been Eddie.
> >>
> >> My youngest step-son looks like Eddie Munster. He even has the widow's
> >peak.
> >
> >Cool. You don't have anyone in your extended family who looks like
> >cousin It, do you? I like cousin It.
> >>
>
> No Its in my family. I never liked him, anyway. I was always partial to Thing.
> (Maybe the lady said Ernie Douglas, or Danny Partridge)
Or Donny Osmond.
> >> >
> >> >What's up?
>
> >> I'm on sabbatical. No work until September.
> >
> >Great. I'm on the opposite. Our company policy states that salaried
> >employees are expected to work 50-70 hours per week. At my level, 70
> >hours is expected. Neat thing is that it may all end tomorrow. A board
> >member got in touch with a guy who funded the company I worked for in
> >California and ...
> >
> >I find out in the morning. I'm concerned but,strangely, calm.
> >
> >bob
> >- I had a six month sabbatical. I used it to develop an xxx site that
> >lost a shitload of money.
> Silly Bob. Don't you know I always come prepared? I went back to lurking Angst
> about a month ago. I know all about the two jobs in eight weeks, the marriage,
> and the sister thing. You've landed on your feet, and I suspect that the
> reason why you're feeling calm is because you're realizing that you are the
> type to always land on his feet. Adversity? HA! Bob spits in its face!
I don't actually spit in it's face but I don't worry as much about
stuff that used to drive me nuts.
> I'm genuinely happy for you, but if you really want to keep me happy, keep
> flaming Johnny Favorite (it means pompous asshole). You do that SO well.
I'll do what I can.
bob
>hi bonnie
>
Hi Julianne (I hope I didn't massacre the spelling of your name)
Bonnie
Nope you spell it like everyone else does. However, there is only one N.
It makes no sense.
So why a leave of absence? kids driving you mad?
>So why a leave of absence? kids driving you mad?
>
No, not at all. I had two pretty good reasons. The first reason is that I've
been searching for an administrator's position, and they don't get sabbatical.
I might not get an admin job, but if I do I don't want to look back on my
career and say I never took the time off. After all, it's a pretty good perk in
a pretty perkless profession. Where else do they pay you 75% of your salary to
take classes? The classes are the second reason. This one you can relate to. I
love classes, and I haven't taken an actual literature class since 1979
(undergrad). My two master's were in theater and ed admin, so I wanted to take
some English classes. I'm taking Writers of WWI, English Lit of the 19th
Century, and Creative Writing. I LOVE it!
How close is the dis to completion? Don't give up, J. I know you're close. It
took me eight years to finish the first masters.
Bonnie
very good reason. i hope you find the job you want!
The classes are the second reason. This one you can relate to. I
> love classes, and I haven't taken an actual literature class since 1979
> (undergrad). My two master's were in theater and ed admin, so I wanted to
take
> some English classes. I'm taking Writers of WWI, English Lit of the 19th
> Century, and Creative Writing. I LOVE it!
>
i'm sure!
i'm taking my first class in almost 3 years. its tedious as all hell, but i
am enjoying myself!
> How close is the dis to completion? Don't give up, J. I know you're close.
It
> took me eight years to finish the first masters.
it took me 5 to do my masters. i'm on year 4 with the phd, but i did take 2
years off.
I'm hoping to maybe defend by this time next year. I still don't have a
topic worked out. I'm trying to read like mad, and i am developing some
ideas. HOpefully by may i will be able to sit down and write up a proposal
and outline. Then its just a matter of sitting down for a few months and
writing.
I haven't given up on it, but i am still toying with some other ideas (thus
the other class). I even almost applied for the Teach for America. I
decided not to because i would rather not teach in the high school, but i
still haven't excluded it yet. I just want to get back into the class room.
I miss it.
And my husband wants me working as soon as possible. He completely supports
my phd and has enabled me to give up some cleaning jobs to spend more time
working on the diss. He also supported (and paid for, i might add) the class
i am taking. He's all for me getting where i want to go, but being the dear
he is, he has impossed a time limit. we want a house, so we need two
incomes.
J
He should support you, that's what spouses are supposed to do for each other.
It sounds as if he's encouraging you, too, which is equally important. The time
limit might be a way to motivate you, and it's fair. A degree, unless there are
distracting circumstances (like a maternity leave) shouldn't take forever.
Fair is fair, after all.
By the way, he didn't pay for you. You're partners. His money is your money,
and your money is his money. That's just a sticking point with me, when it
comes to marriage.
Bonnie
its actually ALL my money --as i manage it, make sure the bills get paid.
It took him a while to break himself of his old habits of always carrying
cash on him, but i have convinced him that using the bank card IS the only
way to go.
he's great, and we do have an equal marriage thing going on. Except, of
course, i am in charge of the house. But tis alright, i have more time --i
guess.
He is a real sweetheart, and i can't wait to renew our vows in a few months.
This first year was hard at times (we gave up smoking for a while and i
became a complete bitch) but it has been easier than i had thought it would
be. I have heard such horror stories about the first year of marriage. It
hasn't been that bad and i just love him even more. He is my best friend and
i hope to keep it that way.
J
Where IS the Giant Lurker Colony of Lance?
ash
['He's like Katz, but even more simpering.']
I am THE Evil Wizard.
They told me so.
Booga booga.
>> There seem to be several different reasons for this.
>> I always thought it was the chainsaw.
>It could be that!
Texas Chainsaw Cheesecake!
You ever see even parts of that video where it was the chicks in the
five-inch heels and the tiny little bikinis firing automatic weapons?
I mean, c'mon, that shit gets in the way of seeing the weapons.
>> >I leave here for a while and some of the oldsters start chatting.
>> Very little.
>Yeah, less and less as time goes on.
Usenet dwindles. Maybe now would be a good time for an inspirational
speech and about teamwork and shit.
>Hi Denise. I'm surprised now and
>then when I find out that there are lurkers (sort of) here.
Why? Everybody and their dog reads this group near as I can figure.
It's the bob and bob show.
>I wonder if my piece of shit sister is still following me around.
Indubitably.
>> >Perhaps I should watch Barney reruns or something.
>> 'I hate you, you kill me, we're the Manson family...'
>This weekend a woman in front of me registered her kid as Ernie
>Munster. I think it was Ernie anyway. They had black hair. She wasn't
>as thin as morticia but the kid looked like the young Munster boy.
>Very strange.
Jennifer Connolly evidently decided on flat black hair.
But she got one of those orange tans to go with it!
C'mon stupid!
>> >Maybe if I have enough *top-level* posts
>> TONIGHT! Battling for the top of the nano-celebrity food chain, in an
>> all-out Texas-style Gladiator Deathmatch, Incontinetine Verbicus VERSUS
>> Posero Erectus!
>Elect us -- Erect us.
I just like saying 'Posero'. Posero's Pizza and Donuts!
>> [commercial]
>> Usenet: Really, We're Important. We Promise! Buy Now! Please!
>Or, as TD says, just send cash!
Oh, like THAT's going to happen.
>> >Mr. Brunson
>> A tiny pink pinafore, a tiara and some old Journey and he'll be ready
>> for his spotlight dance!
>> [I'd rip off some musical, but really I don't know any. Darn!]
>> 'Tomorrow, tomorrow, you'll be in my killfile tomorrow!'
>Hi, my name is ____ and I've hung out with these angsters: blah blah
>blah blah
Hi, my name is...I forgot.
Wow. I've managed to almost completely avoid hanging out with ANYBODY!
Yay for me!
Why DID you hang out with him? Is there some magic BRUNSON ALIEN
ATTRACTO RAY I am like totally immune to or something?
>> >will start to love me
>> THAT'S. JUST. SICK.
>Yeah, it is sick.
No shit, man. Wash yer brain out or something.
>> >and the world will be a better place.
>> PLANETWIDE CORNCOB-ECTOMY IN 2002!
>He is from Kansas.
Well, there. Ya see? Seen one Brunson, could really have skipped that.
>> ash
>> ['Rectal corn farming, today's fastest growing industry!']
>Push push push.
They always said push content would hit it big.
ash
['The judges' scores for the floater are...']
>bob <rd_ma...@hotmail.com> spleniated...
>>bonib...@aol.com (Boniblueyz) wrote:
>>> >From: rd_ma...@hotmail.com
>>> >Yeah, less and less as time goes on. Hi Denise. I'm surprised now and
>>> >then when I find out that there are lurkers (sort of) here.
>>> Yeah, it's weird, these lurker people.
>>Yeah. Do you know any of them?
> Where IS the Giant Lurker Colony of Lance?
He's dead, he's alive.
>bob <rd_ma...@hotmail.com> spleniated...
>>> Man, 90% of time when I post, people just shut up.
>>Are you an evil wizard?
>
> I am THE Evil Wizard.
> They told me so.
> Booga booga.
I'm the evil wizard. My wand gets used lots these days.
>>> There seem to be several different reasons for this.
>>> I always thought it was the chainsaw.
>>It could be that!
> Texas Chainsaw Cheesecake!
> You ever see even parts of that video where it was the chicks in the
>five-inch heels and the tiny little bikinis firing automatic weapons?
> I mean, c'mon, that shit gets in the way of seeing the weapons.
I didn't see it but I know what you mean. heh, we have to find a booth
babe next week.
>>> >I leave here for a while and some of the oldsters start chatting.
>>> Very little.
>>Yeah, less and less as time goes on.
>
> Usenet dwindles. Maybe now would be a good time for an inspirational
>speech and about teamwork and shit.
OK. Ya gotta all pull together and post some interesting shit ya bunch
of slimey lame-assed shitbags.
Was that what you meant?
>>Hi Denise. I'm surprised now and
>>then when I find out that there are lurkers (sort of) here.
>
> Why? Everybody and their dog reads this group near as I can figure.
> It's the bob and bob show.
Are you and honorary bob? Or am I the honorary bob.
hmm, you weren't referring to my split personality were you. I mean, I
am a gemini and all.
I read alt.thedavid regularly also.
>>I wonder if my piece of shit sister is still following me around.
> Indubitably.
I just responded to her bf's Dec 24 email once again. It was a one
word response. I guess I felt like fucking with him. He threatened to
beat me up or to have others do it.
>>> >Perhaps I should watch Barney reruns or something.
>>> 'I hate you, you kill me, we're the Manson family...'
>>This weekend a woman in front of me registered her kid as Ernie
>>Munster. I think it was Ernie anyway. They had black hair. She wasn't
>>as thin as morticia but the kid looked like the young Munster boy.
>>Very strange.
> Jennifer Connolly evidently decided on flat black hair.
> But she got one of those orange tans to go with it!
> C'mon stupid!
I saw an older woman with orange skin yesterday. Very strange.
>>> >Maybe if I have enough *top-level* posts
>>> TONIGHT! Battling for the top of the nano-celebrity food chain, in an
>>> all-out Texas-style Gladiator Deathmatch, Incontinetine Verbicus VERSUS
>>> Posero Erectus!
>>Elect us -- Erect us.
> I just like saying 'Posero'. Posero's Pizza and Donuts!
I'm getting hungry. The omelet was a while ago. I wonder if she'll
make another one.
>>> [commercial]
>>> Usenet: Really, We're Important. We Promise! Buy Now! Please!
>>Or, as TD says, just send cash!
> Oh, like THAT's going to happen.
Please Mr. Please.
>>> >Mr. Brunson
>>> A tiny pink pinafore, a tiara and some old Journey and he'll be ready
>>> for his spotlight dance!
>>> [I'd rip off some musical, but really I don't know any. Darn!]
>>> 'Tomorrow, tomorrow, you'll be in my killfile tomorrow!'
>>Hi, my name is ____ and I've hung out with these angsters: blah blah
>>blah blah
> Hi, my name is...I forgot.
You've passed one of the requirements for entry into DENSA.
> Wow. I've managed to almost completely avoid hanging out with ANYBODY!
> Yay for me!
Good job!
> Why DID you hang out with him?
Curiosity the first time, pity the second.
>Is there some magic BRUNSON ALIEN
>ATTRACTO RAY I am like totally immune to or something?
Nope. He might slime ya but there's no attracto ray.
>>> >will start to love me
>>> THAT'S. JUST. SICK.
>>Yeah, it is sick.
> No shit, man. Wash yer brain out or something.
Last night's bourbon seems to have accomplished that task.
>>> >and the world will be a better place.
>>> PLANETWIDE CORNCOB-ECTOMY IN 2002!
>>He is from Kansas.
> Well, there. Ya see? Seen one Brunson, could really have skipped that.
I have a feeling he'll come out of the closet soon. To himself first
then to the rest of us.
>>> ash
>>> ['Rectal corn farming, today's fastest growing industry!']
>>Push push push.
> They always said push content would hit it big.
I have to push some content.
>
>ash
>['The judges' scores for the floater are...']
Here's to density.
They should've reproduced to the point that they were a massive
supercolony by now, and launched new queens.
ash
['I guess those would be invisible too.']
>bob <than...@coldmail.nu> spleniated...
>>On Fri, 01 Mar 2002 13:17:21 GMT, gabbagab...@mindspring.com
>>(Captain Harlock) wrote:
>>>bob <rd_ma...@hotmail.com> spleniated...
>>>>bonib...@aol.com (Boniblueyz) wrote:
>>>>> >From: rd_ma...@hotmail.com
>>>>> >Yeah, less and less as time goes on. Hi Denise. I'm surprised now and
>>>>> >then when I find out that there are lurkers (sort of) here.
>>>>> Yeah, it's weird, these lurker people.
>>>>Yeah. Do you know any of them?
>>> Where IS the Giant Lurker Colony of Lance?
>>He's dead, he's alive.
>
> They should've reproduced to the point that they were a massive
>supercolony by now, and launched new queens.
What ever happened to Lance anyway?
>ash
>['I guess those would be invisible too.']
Would a person itch if they came into contact with one of them?
bob
-my butt itches
Got bored playing games, I imagine.
>>ash
>>['I guess those would be invisible too.']
>Would a person itch if they came into contact with one of them?
Do they have a skin condition?
>bob
>-my butt itches
Are you sitting on one?
ash
['Does their face itch?']
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>bob <than...@coldmail.nu> spleniated...
>>> They should've reproduced to the point that they were a massive
>>>supercolony by now, and launched new queens.
>>What ever happened to Lance anyway?
>
> Got bored playing games, I imagine.
Maybe he's playing someone on a.a
>
>>>ash
>>>['I guess those would be invisible too.']
>>Would a person itch if they came into contact with one of them?
>
> Do they have a skin condition?
Only freckles.
>
>>bob
>>-my butt itches
>
> Are you sitting on one?
Not yet.
>
>ash
>['Does their face itch?']
In a bit it may.