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Nolan Gerard Funk's gay club go-go dancer past and "huge uncut cock"??????????

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Taylor

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Feb 12, 2009, 10:57:01 PM2/12/09
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Wannabe Zac Efron's Secret Gay Past Revealed!
Filed under: Canadialand > Exclusives! > Zac Efron

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/wenn5221275__oPt.jpg

Impeccable sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Nolan
Gerard Funk, who is being tipped as the next Zac Efron, does not have
a squeaky clean history that his employers would approve of.

He'd fit right in at Disney, but the 22-year-old Canadian actor is the
star of Nickeloden's upcoming High School Music rip-off, Spectacular.

Multiple sources reveal exclusively to us that for a period in 2006,
Nolan worked as a go-go dancer at a gay club in Los Angeles, MJ's.

Scandalicious!!!!!!!

"Nolan went by the name of JT," says a very well-places sourced. "He
has a giant uncut cock!"

Hawt!!!!!

We wanna see!!!!!!!!

While our sources claim that Nolan (JT) insisted that he was straight
- common for many go-go dancers in gay clubs - they say that he was
very comfortable with the homo clientele and even had a gay roommate
at the time (one of the former managers of WeHo gay restaurant/lounge
O-Bar).

SURELY there are some pictures floating around! If you have any, email
them to Pe...@PerezHilton.com.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: February 12, 2009 at 8:45 pm


Nolan Gerard Funk
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1289173/


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Super

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Feb 12, 2009, 11:40:09 PM2/12/09
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In article <101fce48-584e-4634...@z1g2000yqn.googlegroups.com>
Taylor <lukeb...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> Wannabe

Flush!

Taylor

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Feb 14, 2009, 4:10:33 AM2/14/09
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On Feb 12, 11:40 pm, Super <superd...@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <101fce48-584e-4634-b149-3d70d38d6...@z1g2000yqn.googlegroups.com>
>
> Taylor <lukebenw...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Wannabe
>
> Flush!

Ah, fatass (aka Mario aka Perez Hilton) is naturally BIASED. You see,
that's the way he rolls... $$$. He's been hot on Zacquisha for a while
now, probably because he's PAID by Efron's "people" to give favourable
press coverage to him. He sees funk as the competition, so naturally
he tears him down by these -- as of now -- unsubstantiated claims. I
seriously wouldn't care if fatass and his size XXL jizz-stained
jogging pants got hit by a bus. Fuck him.

Entpack

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Feb 14, 2009, 11:04:09 AM2/14/09
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briansh...@gmail.com

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Aug 4, 2013, 8:12:55 PM8/4/13
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He is also gay! a BIG CLOSET case! A few drinks and his legs are up in the air. I have known him for several years when I was partying. He loves his party favors. He is a fraud and should come out and lead the way for future generations. I guarantee in the next few years, hell come out mark my word. Just like Jonathon Bennet from mean girls. I knew him when he had the trophy girlfriend, yet liked his men after hours. Much like goerge clooney does
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