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Impeccable sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Nolan
Gerard Funk, who is being tipped as the next Zac Efron, does not have
a squeaky clean history that his employers would approve of.
He'd fit right in at Disney, but the 22-year-old Canadian actor is the
star of Nickeloden's upcoming High School Music rip-off, Spectacular.
Multiple sources reveal exclusively to us that for a period in 2006,
Nolan worked as a go-go dancer at a gay club in Los Angeles, MJ's.
Scandalicious!!!!!!!
"Nolan went by the name of JT," says a very well-places sourced. "He
has a giant uncut cock!"
Hawt!!!!!
We wanna see!!!!!!!!
While our sources claim that Nolan (JT) insisted that he was straight
- common for many go-go dancers in gay clubs - they say that he was
very comfortable with the homo clientele and even had a gay roommate
at the time (one of the former managers of WeHo gay restaurant/lounge
O-Bar).
SURELY there are some pictures floating around! If you have any, email
them to Pe...@PerezHilton.com.
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 12, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Nolan Gerard Funk
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1289173/
Flush!
Ah, fatass (aka Mario aka Perez Hilton) is naturally BIASED. You see,
that's the way he rolls... $$$. He's been hot on Zacquisha for a while
now, probably because he's PAID by Efron's "people" to give favourable
press coverage to him. He sees funk as the competition, so naturally
he tears him down by these -- as of now -- unsubstantiated claims. I
seriously wouldn't care if fatass and his size XXL jizz-stained
jogging pants got hit by a bus. Fuck him.
Flush!