6/2 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

Ousting: Bell that topples governments.

Outing: Bell that exposes gays.

Outright: Opposite of Outleft.

Outrode: Exit road.

[Tim Bruening]

Converse: Against music or poetry.

Converse: Poetry written by prison inmates

Conrail: The Great Train Robbery.

Contact: Doesn't believe in politeness.

Contort: Criminal lawyers, or being against lawsuits.

Contrail: A prisoner escape route or being against logging trails.

Probate: Favoring the fishing industry.

Profile: In favor of computers.

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4492715C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:447FE31C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:3FC91B1B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Legible: Bull with writing.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Ledgibility: Beverage you feed to a make goat so that it can read.
> > > >
> > > > What is a make goat? How is it different from other goat species?
> > >
> > > It has no 'a' in front of it. That's why it's hungry.
> >
> > How does the lack of an "a" make the goat hungry?
>
> Beak horse a = hay!

What's a beak horse?

[Tim Bruening]

Mao: What cats say.

Mao-Sedung: Mouse poop.

[Tim Bruening]

[Tim Bruening]

Opportune: Music that knocks.

Opossum: Mammal that does math.

Optima: The best Mom.

Optometry: Tree with 20/20 vision.

[Nemo]

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They've got a lot of prostitutes at News Cotland Yard!