Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Commits Suicide
Mark N
Jalug the Gerbil-sacrificer
> as you will know, the electric eye is a green type of tube...
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underdeveloped, homosexual monkey
disturbed, scratched window cleaner
corrupted, tarry freebooter
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dog-tired, incredulous flagellant
intestinal, heathenish scullion
dim-sighted, sick-abed shitblister
spotty, floor-licking cloud of fart gas
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carnivorous, befogged barn animal
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ravaged, mummified waiter
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uneducated, bitchy glowworm
tickling, apish flatulence
ill-advised, low-necked bull
half-clothed, thick-skulled mouse
insane, self-seeking ham sandwich
homebound, stretching hagfish
inconsiderate, self-important truck driver
fatalistic, obese great ape
rude-growing, oozy death-token
Mark N, the flat-bottomed, sympathising rectum
> as you will know, the electric eye is a green type of tube...
You repulsive, suasible hired hand.
You pruned, pitiless yodeller.
You illogical, selfish travel agent.
You hairy, rootless boar-pig.
You curmudgeonly, timeworn waitress.
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You ingrowing, long-distance flathead.
Mark N
many thoughtful suggestions.
Mark