$LUSER calls me because something's gone wrong with her SlowBooks file
and there aren't any transactions since mid-September. I have a look
around, realize that none of the file-level backups that SlowBooks
should have been automagically doing have been done, and put in a call
to $BOFH to restore $LUSER's file from tape, which is the third such
incident with her since September.
After $BOFH muttered and did his thing, $LUSER asks me "Should I be
working from the file on the backup share?"
Should you fuck! JFC, where do they find these lusers? She flaming
well /knows/ that the backup gets run weekly, and I started doing it
because she's such a luser (we are Not Responsible for client data).
At least she's still got over a month of data to re-enter as penance
(again), since her antics resulted in old data over-writing newer.
Slipping this into her mailbox would be a CLM, alas:
http://tinyurl.com/yntcod
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Kevin
So set it on her desk when no one's around.
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>On or about 30 Nov 2007 22:20:12 GMT, Kevin Williams <m...@privacy.net> made the sensational claim that:
>> Slipping this into her mailbox would be a CLM, alas:
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/yntcod
>So set it on her desk when no one's around.
I'm guessing an $8.00 trophy won't stand up to any engraving, so get a
little metal strip with her name engraved on it to superglue to the trophy
before dropping it off at her desk, and don't forget to snap a couple of
pictures to anonymously share with all who know her.
I feel immorally certain that she'd know it came from me.
But she couldn't *prove* it, could she?
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Kevin
>Not if the slippee wore gloves.
Correction: SlippeR. Flippin' auto-typos.
Not if the slippee wore gloves.
Does she need to? Serious question there, if she *doesn't* then yeah it might
not be a good idea.
I wasn't seriously considering it, anyway. 'Twas merely an amusing
thought.
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Kevin